Rise Up, Oh Heart, For There is Another Battle to Win
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Remember there was almost another twilight book but someone leaked it so Stephanie Meyer refused to finish and I’m 98% sure it was Robert Pattinson and god bless him
stage 1 of friendship: what’s up ily so much!
stage 2 of friendship: oh god i hope i’m not being too clingy or bothering them
stage 3 of friendship: hey dickhead fucking answer me
Stage 4 of friendship: im outside your house and im coming in
Stage 5 of friendship: I’m already in your house when are you coming home
“i am an adult” i whisper as i colour a fan with crayons so it’ll look pretty when it spins
fuck everyone it’s beautiful
Today someone came into the cafeteria and yelled “there are free bagels in the student center but they’re running out!” I stood up immediately and just ran. Apparently half the cafeteria had the same idea because soon I was sprinting alongside 100 other students desperately making their way across campus in the name of free bagels. God bless
When I reblog posts with low notes I feel like I’m shopping at whole foods. This is some locally grown fair trade indie label content, and I support it
Dear young females,
if a man ever interrupts you say “excuse me I wasn’t finished.” and finish ur statement. The looks u get and his mortified reaction will make u unstoppable.
demand respect.
It’s great because after you do this for a while and you get the self-confidence, you can communicate a whole paragraph of “how dare you interrupt me, peasant” with a sharp look and a hand movement.
A guy is taking his girlfriend to prom. He waits in the ticket line for a really long time but gets them. He goes to rent a limo. The rental line is really long but he eventually does it. He goes to buy her flowers. The line at the florist is really long but eventually he gets the flowers. At prom, she asks him to go get punch. He goes to the refreshment table and there’s no punchline.
you’ve got to be kidding me
I am in physical pain
i’m probably the millionth person to say this but it is so important for everyone to watch agent carter on tuesday, january 6th
so important
this is marvel’s first on-screen production featuring a female protagonist (if i’m wrong on this, correct me, but it’s the first…
GUISE
GUISE
IF YOU HIT “X+C” IT SHUTS OFF EVERY GIF ON YOUR DASH
EVERY SINGLE ONE TURNS TO A LITTLE GREY BOX WITH A LOCK
GUISE
TUMBLR HAS MADE ITSELF SAFE FOR EPILEPTICS
PASS IT ON
I BRING FORTH THIS KNOWLEDGE TO ANY FELLOW TUMBLRITES/SEIZURE-PRONE PEOPLE THAT MAY FOLLOW ME
KINDLY THANK THE OP FOR THIS KNOWLEDGE
I AM A HUMBLE MESSENGER
The only way I learn is if someone points out my mistakes.
Do not be afraid.
I would just like to publicly announce that I have no idea what I am doing
So apparently in my sister’s class, there was a trans girl that had been on the cheerleading squad for a while. When she came out, the other girls on the squad made the agreement that whatever boy made fun of her would never get a date. And if you think that’s not the most metal girl alliance ever, you can sit down.
Girls protecting girls.
GIRLS PROTECTING GIRLS
the-doctor-and-his-companions:
I THOUGHT THIS WAS KIDDING SOGMLASG
HOLY SHIT((Fuck, I’m on mobile))
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when someone cries because you said something nice to them, they’re someone who you need to protect because they haven’t seen enough kindness in the world.
Dude no literally I had a friend who’s like the most badass chick I know and she got pulled out of class for being disruptive and when I saw her next she was crying so I asked her what happened and she goes, “He said he believed in me.”
Like you don’t realize that changed my fucking world
outofthewoods-inscreamingcolor:
i aint sayin shes a gold digger
but she aint messin with no broke nigga
i ain’t sayin double standards exist
(which they do)
Call me when one of those guys drops $17 million cash on a house.
this is the greatest thing ever my day has been made
YES. YES. YES. YES.
raise ur hand if ur tired of the words gay and lesbian being treated like swear words around children
raise ur hand if ur tired of the words gay and lesbian being treated like swear words BY children
raise ur hand if ur tired of people using the words gay and lesbian as insults
i-learned-it-from-the-pizzaman:
So my teacher told us that two blue eyed people can’t have a brown eyed kid and this kid in my class said “but both my parents have blue eyes and I have brown eyes”. The teacher said “so you’re adopted”. THe next day the kid came in and told us that he confronted his parents about it and that they said he was adopted but wanted to wait for the right time to tell him.
some guy was trying to hit on me while i was out getting coffee today.
So I pulled out my phone thinking he would go away if looked busy. instead he asked me “so is that a picture of you and your boyfriend”.
THIS IS MY PHONE BACKGROUND:
I said yes.
the girl in the back is a shifter
god dammit spn fandom
Moment of silence for all the people who will never see this joke because they blocked the word ‘Spoiler’.
One time in a science class this guy was talking about how nerdy girls aren’t cute, but it is kinda sexy when a hot girl can use a microscope so I looked back at him and said, “yeah, it must be nice when a girl can finally see your penis”
god bless your soul
