Some of y’all mother fuckers on here are beyond needing Jesus, we’re gonna have to go all the way back to Norse Mythology to find the specific pagan God that will fix your shit.
I don’t think writers realize that “strong female character” means “well written female character” and not just “female character who punches stuff and shoots stuff”
#I don’t think half the people on tumblr know the difference either
My type of ship: the hot moody asshole with the girl who is his sunshine and happiness, but can totally kick his ass when he’s an idiot.
natalie dormer and dane dehaan playing equally murderous rich twins
#I LITERALLY SQUEALED HOWEVER #MAY I RAISE YOU THIS: #LUPITA NYONG’O AND ANTHONY MACKIE
LUPITA NYONG’O AND ANTHONY MACKIE AS THE TWIN PRIVATE DETECTIVES HIRED TO CATCH NATALIE DORMER AND DANE DEHAAN
I
NEED
THIS
MOVIE
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
When I was in fifth grade I realized I liked girls but I was like “that’s a problem for another day” and literally forgot about it and then in like eleventh grade I was like “oh my god”
YOU PROCRASTINATED REALIZING YOUR SEXUALITY THAT’S IT YOU WIN YOU ARE THE QUEEN OF THE PROCRASTINATORS i bow to you
when the supernatural fandom ads a gif to your post
THE URLS
when your obsessive special interest suddenly changes and your blog followers are like wtf this isn’t what i signed up for
yes. sorry about that.
idk what’s more of a turn off: when girls wear beanies or when they tie their hair up with a bandana like a maid
idk what’s more of a turn off: when guys think their personal preference should dictate a female’s choice of clothing or when they act like we should care
asking for straight pride is like asking for able bodied parking spaces
thats a really good comparison because there are about seventy able bodied parking spaces to one disabled and able bodied people still insist on using the ones that arent theirs
this is seriously a great post
“That’s hardly even offensive"
MEN
DO
NOT
GET
TO
DECIDE
WHAT
IS
AND
ISN’T
OFFENSIVE
TO
WOMEN
cool 2015 trends: no one puts their anti-ship hate in the ship’s tags
i actually like being up early i just don’t like getting up early
YOU PUT THIS IN WORDS
THERE MUST BE A PARAGRAPH BREAK EVERY TIME A NEW CHARACTER SPEAKS
THIS IS NOT OPTIONAL
NO ONE WANTS TO READ ONE BIG BLOCK OF TEXT JESUS CHRIST
REMEMBER TIP TOP OK:
Make a paragraph every time that any of these things change!
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reblogging again because this is IMPORTANT
I fuckin’ flat-out LOST IT at that last one. Holy shit.
ASSORTED ENTERTAINMENT CRACKERS
I have been laughing for 50000 years.
“I can’t accept you for being transgender, the bible says it’s a sin.”
Galatians 3:28
There is neither Jew nor Greek, there is neither slave nor free, there is no male and female, for you are all one in Christ Jesus.Does it say that? Does it really?
Damn son even the bible isn’t transphobic, how about that