Rise Up, Oh Heart, For There is Another Battle to Win
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Do you think directors get sad when they realize they will never make a more perfect action sequence than the castle siege set to “I Need A Hero” from Shrek 2?
literally half the reason i tag stuff on here is so i can go back and browse my own blog. i am my blog’s #1 fan
The only time a man gets a say regarding someone’s abortion is when it’s his body being pregnant.
The only time a woman gets a say regarding someone’s abortion is when it’s her body being pregnant.
If you are not the pregnant one, you don’t get a say in someone’s abortion unless the pregnant person asks your opinion.
Finally finding a trans-inclusive post about abortion rights.
Bless
cool girls are everywhere but its such a challenge to find one guy thats like mildly interesting to talk to……. it’s like they all have the personality of an actual adidas sandal
Act 2, Scene 1 of Twelfth Night?
ychr:
hi everyone
I know tumblr is all “omg” about bath bombs at the moment I’m here to be your resident killjoy
just make sure your bathbombs don’t have sugar in them because HOLY URINARY TRACT INFECTION BATMAN
same goes for a lot of artificial perfumes
i don’t use bath bombs but reblogged because very few people deserve to have uti
see also: yeast infections
obama wants to make community college free for everyone and if you think that’s a bad idea then you need to get out of my face.
YEAH ON WHOS DIME????
oh no!! our tax dollars going towards something that’ll significantly better this country?! blasphemy!!
I can’t believe how long it took me to realize that the “nagging wife” sitcom stereotype is literally just “useless husband is incapable of doing his share of the housework despite being repeatedly asked” framed to demonize the woman
the expression “i cant say that with a straight face” comes from the fact that straight people have no sense of humour and cant tell jokes
um can you not?
are you straight because I’m sensing a lack of sense of humor
remember that time uncle iroh was going to get mugged
and instead iroh had a cup of tea and a chat with the mugger and told him that he believed in him and thought he could become a good masseur
UNCLE IROH IS SO IMPORTANT
And before he even did that, he gave the man pointers on stance and grip
reasons you should fuck me:
- my hair is really soft and it’ll feel nice balled up in your fist when you take me from behind
Why don’t girls ever actually talk like this, do you even know how much of a turn on that would be?! Do you?!
i’m a boy
Why would a guy post that ?
have you ever heard of homosexuals
clint barton is the kind of guy who can hit a fly from 100m away with a bow and arrow but if you yell think fast and throw something at him he will not catch it and it will hit him in the face
THIS GETS BETTER EVERY TIME
Imagine this:
Tony gets Clint’s attention, signs think fast at him, Clint is about to sign why and gets hit in the face anyway
“What is shipping?”
I’m laughing forever thanks Kakashi
Where’s that gif of Deadpool walking up to Spider-Man at comic con while he’s posing for pictures and just linking their fingers together?
this is pure gold
the first gif is you getting your otp together. the second is you shipping yourself with a character.
One of my favourite things about Harry Potter is that Harry is such an unreliable narrator, not because he’s lying, but because he was so oblivious, just about anything could be going on under his nose and he wouldn’t even notice. It’s great because it supports basically every headcanon. Like, no, Harry would not have noticed if Sirius and Remus were dating, I know he’s The Chosen One but he’s about as perceptive as a pile of bricks.
For the first time in history, a city in India has elected a transgender Mayor.
she’s also a Dalit woman please don’t forget this
Her name is Madhu Kinnar
sweet!
Actually labelling madhu by the female gender is incorrect, madhu is a hijra person. The hijra people are neither male nor female, and do not conform to a single gender. They have said to identify as a “third gender”. So while it is extremely important to celebrate the victory and recognition of a person who is both dalit and non-binary, labelling madhu as a transgender woman is misgendering.
Was introducing my 4 year old brother to some old Looney Tunes cartoons and saw this:
IM HIGH AND IVE BEEN GIGGLING AT THIS FOR FAR TOO LONG!
so i was dancing with a hot guy last night on the dancefloor and then this fucking beautiful goddess of a girl danced between us and the guy was like edging nearer her and then she just grabbed my hand and started dancing with me and we ended up making out and i heard the guy say “for fucks sake” as he walked away and if that’s what 2015 has in store for me then I can’t fucking wait.
inspirational
God bless
Wish my 2015 looked as good as yours does, hot damn.
fall in love with someone who makes you laugh or you’re gonna be really fuckin bored when you’re 80 years old, with a broken hip, and sex is impossible.
This was beautiful to read
I think relationships in general are over romanticized like at the end of the day I’m pretty sure a good relationship is just two people who know how to hang out and talk to each other not whether or not they can right all your wrongs or paint a picture of a thousand suns with the breath from your lungs or some shit
do you ever just listen to someone’s problem and you have nothing to say except “I’m sorry” because there is literally no way for you to help and you get sucked into a vortex of guilt and despair because you are useless
if you stretched out an average person’s skin over a football field, you would be arrested and no one would like you or trust you anymore
me: finally realizes what that actor was also in
me: screams the role with no warning or explanation
