Rise Up, Oh Heart, For There is Another Battle to Win: Archive

drtanner:

suicunesrider:
uneditededit:
Remember in 1993 when Jurassic Park was like…the end all, be all of special effects?
not gonna lie that still looks intimately real
I’m still somewhat convinced that someone sold their soul to create the special effects in Jurassic Park because that shit is over 20 years old and it still really, really holds up, better than the stuff in a lot of current movies, even.
Fucking witchcraft, man.

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xreligiousxvomitx:

clittykittykat:
Shoutout to the brown and black girls with body modifications who don’t get the same praise as “alternative” white girls
Yes!!!!

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Play

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actionables:

today this guy told me that my dress made my ass look fat (he sad it as a ‘compliment’) and obviously since it was 8:30 I was too tired for that shit and I replied with 'saying my ass is fat wont make your dick any bigger’ and when he tried to defend himself saying his dick was big enough I told him that it doesn’t count if he shoved two thirds of it in his personality and he just looked at me completely defenseless AND BASICALLY I STOLE THAT LINE FROM HERE BUT I SLAYED

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b-e-a-u-t-yisonlyskindeep:

excavationed:
I want to meet someone who makes me feel the way music does
this is the most beautiful thing ive ever read

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pieandhotdogs:

elderleaves:
spamanos:
Zeus took fuck, marry, kill way too seriously
“IT’S ‘FUCK, MARRY, OR KILL!’ ‘OR!’ NOT ‘AND!’ WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!?”
— Hades at some point probably
I laughed way too hard at this.

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#greek mythology according to tumblr

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#FLAWLESS #flawless start to finish

disappear-into-the-waves:

lascivuus:
nesgadol:
reblog if ur mom is smart and beautiful
I scrolled passed then I felt guilty
same

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itsstuckyinmyhead:

raxacorico:
Well that just takes all the excitement out of it.

WOOOO YOU’VE GOT MAAAIIIIL, YOU POPULAR CUTIE

yeah you’ve got mail or whatever
YOU’RE SOOOO FUCKED
You’re still fucked

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burdenedwithgloriousassbutt:

averypottermormon:
ladyhistory:
annafofannabanana:
can we just talk about Joss Whedon’s script for the avengers?
like
how
can you
not
enjoy
this
commentary
there is so much more i can’t even begin
seriously
OH MY GOD SOMEONE READ THE WHOLE SCRIPT TO ME LIKE A BEDTIME STORY
let’s get Samuel L. Jackson to read it
this is not the first time i have reblogged this and it will surely not be the last

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red-orca:

pleasegodletmelive:
owynsama:
apharthurkirklands:
apharthurkirklands:
au where everything is black and white until you meet your soulmate
ADDITIONALLY: when your soulmate dies, the world goes back to black and white
THAT’S HORRIBLE i love it
No but can you imagine having a normal day at work or running errands but then everything suddenly goes black and white.
LEAVE MY LIFE

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anthony mackie and sebastian stan arguing over whose role was more important

mackie: I WAS THE FIRST GUY ON THE SCREEN AND I HAD THE FINAL LINE
sebastian: WELL IF YOU COUNT THE AFTER AFTER CREDITS SCENE I WAS THE LAST GUY ON THE SCREEN
mackie: DUDE YOU HAD LIKE 2 LINES IN THE ENTIRE MOVIE
sebastian: OH I’M SORRY ARE YOU REFERRING TO THE MOVIE THAT WAS NAMED AFTER MY GODDAMN CHARACTER

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#who the fuck invented octopuses #i don't mind them #but #literally what the fuck

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#history according to tumblr #my favorite picture possibly ever

“The reason women are turning you down for casual sex seems to be that, for one thing, a lot of you are calling them sluts afterward. Also, a lot of you aren’t bothering to try to be good in bed.”—

Terri Conley, professor of psychology and women’s studies at the University of Michigan.

(via curvesincolor)

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#health tips

bath bombs can cause yeast infections and other ph imbalances in the vagina. bath bombs have perfume. anything with perfume is not safe to use on your vagina, it's no different to douching! lush bath bombs use less dangerous chemicals which reduces risk but there's still perfumes

Huh. Didn’t even occur to me honestly.

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#a thing i did not know #health tips

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avajae:

dryboneswithoutyou:
Handwriting is so cool cause it’s like the written equivalent of the sound of someone’s voice.
I will forever think of handwriting this way now.

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#mythology #monsters #reference

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thsmiths:

IT REALLY ANNOYS ME HOW ONLY GIRLS GET CALLED OUT FOR SWEARING TOO MUCH BECAUSE “IT’S NOT LADYLIKE” FUCK YOU IM NOT HERE TO BE “LADYLIKE” IM HERE TO KICK ASS

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silxnce:

assbutt-from-gallifrey:
whinecraft:
berserkerbaby:
i still can’t believe americans don’t call car parks
car parks wtf
is that where you bring your car on weekends so it can play with other cars
NO IT’S WHERE YOU PARK YOUR FUCKING CAR
Almost like an area of land, a lot if you will, for parking cars. A parking lot.

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owlmylove:

if you were praised for being smart as a child and now feel crippling sensations of inadequacy when you don’t instantly know how to do something perfectly clap your hands

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#*claps hands so hard a small black hole forms*

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#that last one #that last one is me #if you don't love fall out boy #we can't be friends #i have a photoset problem #and here we see my photoset problem raising its head again #adler

sam-winchester-cries-during-sex:

maccesmellerbee:
avengersonna:
I love captain America more than I love America
#that’s because captain america believes in freedom and equality
Whooop there it is

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spn-fandom-breathing-heavily:

westbor0baptistchurch:
“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”
not even risking that

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brittapperry:

“I’m sorry” and “I apologize” basically mean the same thing
unless you’re at a funeral

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zufallstreffer:

astrosloth2016:
I’m not saying that I’m an amazing actor but i HAVE won as many Oscars as Leonardo DiCaprio
let’s be honest we’re all just reblogging that as long as we still can

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