Rise Up, Oh Heart, For There is Another Battle to Win
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pretty much every vegetable you hated as a little kid would taste better if you roasted it with salt and olive oil instead of boiling it
The truth shall set you free
also sometimes if you just try it again with an adult palate because this is also a developmental issue little children are far more sensitive to bitter and metallic flavors it’s an evolutionary defense against poison
reblogging for science and culinary advice.
so uh
it seems the venezuelan government is trying to pull a north korea on us by starting to block certain web sites
like twitter and other news sites
they fucked up so bad while doing it the entire country’s internet service went down today
is this fucked up enough for people outside to care or
i like how cis people act like it would be the worst thing in the world not to assume people’s genders i mean we don’t assume people’s names what if you just met someone and you were like “hey emily” and they were like “thats not my name its megan” and you were like “oh well how was i supposed to know. you look like an emily to me. i guess i can try to call you megan but its gonna be hard because i just see you as such an emily”
how many “friend-zoned” guys does it take to change a light bulb? None they’ll just compliment it and get pissed when it won’t screw.
this is the best joke ever
haha…fuck you - sincerely every friendzoned guy ever
You wish - sincerely the women who are by no means obligated to sleep with you.
*mic-drop*
sunalwaysshiningto anyone having a bad day im so sorry also here are some pictures of baby elephants
feel better friend
oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh this is now one of my favourite posts
You all say you want a Black Widow movie, but if we let Marvel Agent Carter’s ratings slip out of our hands, and it gets cancelled… You can bet your little ass that the industry will think that it was female leads that was a bad idea, and then you can kiss that possibility goodbye.
Female leads are important. Support them.
- Cities shutting down the subway and refusing to lower bridges when potholes get too bad and nothing is done about them because hey that hurts and someone needs to fix it.
- Cities opening old abandoned subway stations and venting hot air above…
- met doing laundry at 2am college au
- accidentally knocked on the wrong dorm room college au
- picked up the wrong book when we bumped into each other college au
- hey exchange student why don’t you can come to mine for thanksgiving?? college au
- did i mention college au
I understand that a lot of people enjoy writing shipfics where they transplant characters into a college setting. Since some writers may not be in college, or may have graduated a…
Just your daily reminders:
- Racists are a problem
- White people are not
- Homophobes are a problem
- Straight people are not
- Transphobes are a problem
- Cis people are not
- Sexists are a problem
- Men are not
And most importantly,
- Hating an innocent person solely because of their race, sexuality, or gender makes you a fucking asshole
THANKYOU
May you find exactly what you want at the thrift shop, in your price range, next time you’re there.
can’t pass up this kinda karma
and in your size
if you’re 20+ years old why are you still on tumblr
breaking news: adults enjoy entertainment and down time
Look kiddo, some of us have been hanging out on the internet with our friends since before you were born. Get off our lawn you little shit.
- beloved pets
- only 1 twin
yes, joanna kathleen rowling, i made this post specifically for you
do u ever finish an episode of a tv show online and think “man that wouldve been a bad cliffhanger to wait a week for!” as you click the next episode
My mother doesn’t believe that people who aren’t children can enjoy animated movies. Please help me prove her wrong.
I’m 18 and I went to see Big Hero 6 in theatres
^^I am 18 and I’m dying of jealousy, I didn’t get to do the thing.
WHY ARENT THERE ADULT-SIZED PLAYGROUNDS
LIKE EVERYTHING IS THE SAME AS A KIDS PLAYGROUND
BUT BIGGER
WHY DO WE NOT HAVE THOSE
theme parks. just. theme parks.
but u have to pay for theme parks
that’s the adult part
son of a bitch
ladies and gentlemen, behold
the St. Louis City Museum:
Playground for adults and children.
They even serve alcohol.
I know where we’re going guys
does anyone else get really anxious during the weekends because you’re aware of how poorly you’re spending your free time and you know that there’s something more productive you could be doing but you just can’t think of anything so you continue to be on the computer
I really think you need to brush up on your mythology here. Do you even know what a hydra looks like?
This is a hydra. Its defining features are its one tail and many, many heads.
So what the fuck is this supposed to be?
That, Mr…
“can men and women really be just friends??” straight people are so weird
It is a fact that bisexuals can’t make friends. There is only prey.
[[bi-lociraptor screech in the background, the hunt has begun]]
I know I already reblogged this but this version has dinosaurs
Bilociraptor
this is proof
im a dinosaur
sUCK IT MOM
there’s a special place in hell reserved just for me
it’s called the throne
Wow, So 123762 people think that the throne of hell belongs to them, this is gonna be like a massive game of thrones when we all die
My brother is friends with this girl who works at the same place he does, and whenever she drops by at our house, she goes straight up to his room and then they nap for a few hours
That’s the kind of friendship I aspire to have someday
never mind they were definitely not napping yesterday
just in case people needed some perspective as to how much a billion actually is
1 million seconds is just over a week and a half
1 billion seconds is about 35 years
every single person you know has something in their life and past that is probably worth collapsing to the ground in an uncontrollably sobbing heap over, so be nice to each other and tell good jokes
this is really important.
I babysit for a girl who use to think her mom’s name was “my love” because her dad said it so often to her and that’s just freaking cute I can’t
if you ever feel like you’re getting too obsessive about something just remember that my romantic lit prof had a colleague who mapped out three years of lord byron’s sex life using only his laundry receipts
