a happy couple might’ve gotten married today
someone might’ve kissed their best friend and realized they are gay today
someone might’ve found out they were officially cancer free today
someone might’ve finally finished their debut novel today
lots of interesting things might’ve happening today
we should celebrate
you’re the kind of person everyone needs in their lives
fun fact: IF SOMEONE SPECIFICALLY ASKS FOR NO MEAT DON’T GIVE THEM MEAT
they could have a FOOD ALLERGY or be a vegetarian/vegan and THEIR STOMACHS ARENT USED TO THAT KIND OF THING AND GET REALLY SICK
DONT BE A FUCKING…
girls hit your hallelujah
girls hit your hallelujah
giRLS HIT YOUR HALLELUJAH
cause uptown funk gon’ give it to you causE UPTOWN FUNK GON’ GIVE IT TO YOU ‘CAUSE UPTOWN FUNK GON’ GIVE IT TO YOU saturday night and we in the spot
don’t believe me just watch don’t beLIEVE mE just watch don’t believe me just wATCH DON’T believE ME JuST WATCH don’t believe me just watch DON’T BELIEVE ME JUST WATCH hey hEY HEY OH
i was checking out who was on my blog and
whY
ARE YOU
IN THE MIDDLE OF THE OCEAN
i have been informed that this is hawaii
This is the exact same response that the intergalactic counsel had in Lilo and Stitch and I think that is beautiful
So Fifty Shades of Grey is being advertised on bus stops and other public areas where children can see it but lord forbid if you depict a healthy gay relationship in any form of media that children might not even see because it’ll be warping kids
bro, I bought a LAUNDRY DETERGENT with a 50SoG ad on it….what is the world??
#heterosexual abuse is more acceptable than homosexual love and that’s a problem (via walrus-queen)
tumblr is a 100% functional website improved with each update
there is no war in ba sing se
These are not the droids you’re looking for.
CAN WE MAKE THIS TEXT POST FAMOUS
SURE
im grateful to anyone that still wants to be my friend after getting to know me
There needs to be a code word or something that means “my brain is fighting me every step of the way today and I feel like I’m going to vibrate out of my skin, so I need you to forgive everything and go slowly and speak softly and lower your expectations.” And then we could all just be like, “I know I said we could go to a movie tonight but… tangerines.” And the other person would nod and squeeze your elbow or rub your head and you wouldn’t feel like a failure.
u know those artists who draw beautiful art of ur otp
and you’re just like
im so blessed to have u ship my otp
Guys I think bing has self-esteem issues </3
I think Yahoo! has the same problem :(
this is probably why
google you fucking narcissist
i hate americans and their stupid fahrenheit temperatures
i only made this post in the hopes that someone would reblog it with the caption “don’t fahrenhate” and you’ve all disappointed me greatly
don’t be a celsiass
its too fahrenlate
*waves hands helplessly* kelvin
Reblog if you do too. Just to prove that it is more normal than what people actually think.
“no man will consider you an equal.”
that’s true. peggy carter is not your equal, she’s your superior.
DAMN RIGHT
- Having a Beginning
- Having an Ending
- But WHERE’S THE MIDDLE?!?
- HOW DO I GET TO THE ENDING
- WHAT IS A PLOT
- WHAT ARE PLOT DETAILS
- WHAT IS WRITING
And most importantly:
- HOW DO I TITLE
FRIENDS
my blog is a total clusterfuck of fandoms, bad humor, text posts and personal shit i dont understand how people manage to tolerate it i applaud you
s-tu:
the pitch of someone’s voice is not an indicator of their gender, goodbye
yeah it is, dummy. everyone knows theres only 4 genders, alto, tener, soprano, and bass.
please stop baritone erasure
ok but what’s the deal with mezzo sopranos? like are you a soprano or an alto? pick a side.
Don’t counter-tenors just lack a strong bass figure in their life?

