Some girls are confident
some girls are shy
some girls like boys
some girls like girls
sometimes, they like both
some girls don’t dress in a feminine way
and some do
and some girls weren’t born girls, and that’s fine
some girls cover up
and some girls don’t
some girls are bigger
some girls are smaller
some girls are smart
and some girls aren’t
some girls are nice
and some girls are mean
but no matter what,all girls are people
and we should be treated like it.
do you ever sit there and wonder what life must be like for people without anxiety
like they just
DO THINGS
without worrying about them first
wow
Anxiety is an excuse
I hope you walk barefoot on a world of legos for the rest of your life
The first time Tony Stark had an anxiety attack he thought he had been poisoned.
think about that
In case you were not already aware, I am not the one reblogging those 50 shades movie promo posts
Tumblr is doing it for me
I do not support that movie in any way, shape, or form.
Please do not unfollow me for that reason
what the SHIT tumblr?
If tumblr does this shit on my blog, please let me know so I can delete them. Leave it to 50 shades to use a marketing ploy that forces something you don’t want on you without your fucking consent.
^^^YES PLEASE.
How to get into college in 1983: get good grades
How to get into college in 2013: get good grades, speak six languages, be a rocket scientist, and end world hunger
How to pay for college 1983: Work part time and summers. Maybe take out minimal loans.
How to pay for college 2013: Which of your organs is the most valuable?
What to do with your degree in 1983: work in your field
What to do with your degree in 2013: cryThis
we need to sacrifice somebody so Ellen never dies
justin bieber
robin thicke
tony abbott
lawrence lockman
perez hilton
nash grier
This is quickly becoming the Hunger Games for douchebags
THE 1ST ANNUAL DOUCHEBAG GAMES.
Hosted by Ellen
You have no idea
how much I want this
I haven’t seen it really in the comments but can we talk about how Nemo doesn’t have a right hand? He doesn’t have a right hand just like in the movie his fin is messed up and I think that’s perf.
But does that mean that Gil is hiding scars under his sleeve? Remember what his fin looked like after he landed on the dental tools…
I need pictures of Gil shirtless for reasons.
So I’m in Calculus and the teacher is handing out our tests. He gets to this kid’s name and it’s Odysseus.
Seriously. That’s his legal name. He goes by Jake and hates it that the professor insists on calling him by his real name.
He wasn’t in class today and the professor asked “Who’s Odysseus.”
Without thinking I said “He’s nobody.”
Literally this is the first time I’ve spoken in class and now the whole class thinks I’m a horrible person.
why all the merdudes gotta have the cool ass shark fins? why can’t some merladies have cool sharkfins and the merdudes have some sparkly ass beautiful scales that you need metaphors about rainbows to describe
i wanna see a cute merlady with a fucking killer whale for half her body chatting up some cute merdude with a rainbowfish tail ok
come-to-never-neverland-with-me:
why y’all sleeping on this??
They’re currently in lebanon and its so fucking scary
Fuck I have family there I WAS BORN THERE AND I CANT DO A DAMN FUCKING THING
while you can’t bring back the lives of those 150 women, what you can do is donate money to the many relief organizations in iraq and kurdistan to save the lives of hundreds of other women and children here and here and here
I AM LITERALLY DEAD BROKE BUT YOU MIGHT NOT BE. I’m reblogging this in the hopes that someone might be able to help.
“you can’t hate someone for being rude to your friend-”
excuse fucking me. my friends are the best thing that have ever happened to me. don’t expect me to sit around and watch as some asshole disrespect them and expects me to still like them.
i guess the real question is how can you not like tesla
he thought women would eventually rule the world because we’re the dominant sex
he liked pigeons
he was a vegetarian
he was a babe
he was shy
he hated edison
he’s perfect
Yup, as long as you’re ok with that time he went bonkers and tried to build a death ray.
Are you serious the death ray was the best part
I love the bond that forms between students in an awful class
people told me they gained over 50+ when i did this the other day so yas
wtf i gained over 80 thank u crunchier this is dope
I JUST SERVED A CUSTOMER AND THEY WERE PURCHASING A CUCUMBER AND THEY WENT
“It’s for Valentine’s Day”
I REPLIED
“You must be lonely?”
THEY REALISED WHAT I MEANT AND NOW I’M SAT WITH A COMPLAINANT FORM IN FRONT OF ME.
Oh god it’s going around again
One of my best friends, ladies and gents.
Do not ground your child because you caught them putting a cigarette flame to their wrist.
Do not discipline your child because they have cuts on their thighs.
Do not threaten to put your child in a mental institution because their only escape is self-harm.
Do not teach your children that if they open up to you about the scars on their bodies, the only thing they will get in return is punishment.
I cannot stress this enough
how to be seductive:
- head tilt
- hooded eyes
- raised eyebrow
- little smirk
how to be evil:
- head tilt
- hooded eyes
- raised eyebrow
- little smirk
do you see the problem
This might win for favorite addition to my post.