how to piss someone off:
leave the door open
Honestly I want no part of any pro-vaccination discussion that does not explicitly address that autism is not a bad thing.
Because even when it’s not mentioned explicitly we all know that the only reason people don’t vaccinate their children is because they don’t want people like me to exist.
^^Wholeheartedly back this. If your reason for not vaccinating your child is a scientifically baseless fear that it will somehow make them autistic, you are suggesting that they, first of all, would be ‘broken’ if they were autistic, and, second of all, that you would love them less if they were autistic. This makes you a bad parent and also a very dubious person.
every time i point out that sexualising things explicitly linked to little girls/children is fucked up i get messages like “be careful not to kink shame!! uwu!!” go fuck yourselves you deserve to be shamed
Always remember that pedophilia isn’t a kink, it’s disgusting and scarring :)
When you discuss the wage gap, here are a few things to keep in mind:
- Only white women make $0.77 to a man’s dollar.
- Black women make about $0.68 to a man’s dollar.
- Latina women make about $0.58 to a man’s dollar.
Intersectionality matters.
I will keep reblogging this to point out that disabled people, including men, make 22 cents on the dollar. Mostly because it is legal to pay us below minimum wage, but whatevs.
Please. Please. Please. Stay away from heroin and meth. Please.
Don’t say “I just wanna try it once, I can control myself.” Don’t say it.
Just please don’t ever do those two drugs. Please.
Please
also drink water
Don’t take anything unless you know what it is, and don’t mix things, from personal experience it can end very badly
Heroin and meth made my life hell and I never touched them.
protip: if u can’t imagine urself dropping the mic after the final sentence of ur essay, ur conclusion needs to be stronger
SHIT THOUGH THIS IS REALLY GOOD ADVICE?
Hello, I’m auditioning for John F. Kennedy and i will be singing Bulletproof by la roux
everyone who reblogs this is getting a high five and a one way ticket to hell
this website is full of 16-year-old children who take themselves very, very seriously and 20-somethings who cannot navigate adulthood if their lives depended on it
Never apologize for your giant dogs getting overexcited, if I get taken down by a 100 pound mass of fluff then that’s how I go.
Instead of having a new spiderman movie let’s have a new spiderwoman movie with scarlett johansson and have it be called “black widow”.
remember when you put your glasses on for the first time and you realized you could see leaves on trees
how many fucking people on this website wear glasses jfc
it’s always the leaves oh my god
Before I started watching SPN I kept seeing posts about someone “still in Hell,” and I kept seeing the expression “Team Free Will”
I thought Adam’s name was Will.
I thought a big part of SPN was the boys trying to save him
I laughed as hard as Satan.
Do you ever just want to watch a fanfic
When high school teachers tell you, “In college they don’t let you have a notecard, you have to memorize everything,” or “teachers throw away your homework if you don’t put your name on it and they DON’T accept late work.” It’s all bullshit. It’s all fucking bullshit.
Wait, how are they supposed to grade it if it doesn’t have a name on it?
they grade it and then ask whose it is in class.
Really though.
And my best friend turned in a paper seven weeks late (yes, that’s right, almost two months) with no explanation, and got an A.
florida might make it illegal for trans people to use the right bathrooms but everyones still riding the hype train for same sex marriage having been legalized and this is why ive got no time for ~gay rights activists~ bc if gay people are the only lgbtqia ppl ur focusing on i want nothing to do w/ u
please do read this article esp if you’re cis. this is horrifying. honestly the summary doesn’t do it justice re: horrifyingness.
holy shit.
maybe i’ll be hot tomorrow
DONT DINE AND DASH
YOUR WAITER/WAITRESS HAS TO PAY FOR IT OUT OF THEIR TIPS SO ITS NOT A CUTESY DARE THAT HAS NO CONSEQUENCE
SERIOUSLY FUCK PEOPLE WHO DO THIS
But know this, if you’re a server in California and your boss tells you to pay up for the meal someone did not pay for, it is against California Labor Law!!!
YOUR BOSS CANNOT TELL YOU TO PAY FOR SOMETHING THAT WAS STOLEN OR MISSING IN ANY RETAIL OR RESTAURANT POSITION IN CALIFORNIA, GOT IT? COOL.
*likes your personal post that i don’t fully understand or have context for just so you know i’m listening and i care about you*
Hello, I’m auditioning for Archduke Franz Ferdinand and I will be singing Hit Me With Your Best Shot
a friend of mine tried to sell his soul on ebay and the starter price was $10 and people were bidding on it but before anything happened ebay took it down and sent him an email explaining that if he was selling a soul that didn’t actually exist then it was against their policy and if he was selling a real soul then that is a human body part and it is also against their policy
ive gone like 18 years without knowing that hot chocolate and hot cocoa are different things….
i’m 20 years old and this is new to me
what’s the difference though
Hot Chocolate= Milk
Cocoa= Waterwell shit
People say the British are nice and polite but I think they’re forgetting that we once hated a British Prime Minister so much that upon her death the entire country got “Ding-Dong The Witch Is Dead” to Number 2 in the charts the British may not be as forward as some other countries but holy shit can we fuck you up
I’m pretty sure every colonized country already knows that yall evil as fuck but whatever
my first boyfriend said bisexuality wasn’t real so i broke up with him and dated his twin sister