if there was a way to make your blog have a smell, so that everyone visiting your blog automatically smelled it, what would you make your blog smell like?
“girls don’t know how to take a compliment” a woman at work today told me my hair looks like something out of a botticelli painting and made my entire week, so maybe the real problem is with the ‘compliments’ you give
If you think people who are strippers are less than you. Please put on 6 inch heels, have thighs as strong as Wonder Woman, do an upside down split on a pole , and use the simple flick of cleavage to get a 50 and then talk shit.
ppl who randomly message u on the tumble are the best kind of ppl even if they’re just bein all like ‘hello!’ because its like omg hi hello person wow someones talking to me this is the best day ever
i get like 10 hellos a day because of this post
No one ever messages me. 😒
I got seven hellos & hi’s the last time i reblogged this
Pros of an 8 AM class: - I get to see the sunrise - making the most of my day? - who am I kidding - there are no pros - I am so tired - I can’t feel my face - somebody help me
FYI, if someone brought up as a girl says ‘I don’t know….’ Or expresses indecision in response to a request, just treat it as a no to begin with. If they are keen, they will tell you, but otherwise you might be seeing someone grappling with the fact they have been taught to never say no for most of their life.
Tbh I don’t give a fuck if you don’t like Grant Ward, everyone’s entitled to their opinion. But if you deny that he’s an abuse victim, or that some of his actions were not entirely his own, then we have a problem.
Steve Rogers had multiple health problems before the serum, and was colorblind. Clint Barton has a hearing aid Howard Stark is claustrophobic Tony Stark has severe anxiety issues
Bucky is an amputee
Bruce has stress issues
All of the Avengers have PTSD
nick fury is missing an eye how did we forget this
I love that CATWS is nominated for an Oscar bc now we’re all like [swirls bourbon] [wears monocle] ah yes, hmm, quite, yes, hmm yes indeed, yes, tonight we will be screening the OSCAR NOMINATED film CAPTAIN AMERICA
Last time I checked, to be a man, you must be swift as a coursing river, with all the force of a great typhoon, with all the strength of a raging fire, and as mysterious as the dark side of the moon. Nothing in there about needing a penis.
The flight attendant just announced “If you don’t like any of my jokes, there are six exits” and told us where the emergency exits are it was actually the best
“for those of you who are traveling with children… WHY”
“if you’re changing to a flight with a different airline, we don’t care.”
he said “okay now get out” once we landed i’m pissing myself
