I never tell people off the bat that I’m gay. I wait. I wait until they say some homophobic shit and then I laugh and am like “you know I’m gay right?” And watch the look of terror on their face.
i like you
One time a guy I know was making really homophobic comments and said to me, “like, what would you do is a lesbian hit on you?” To which I replied, “I’m bi so I’d be okay with that. I’ve never seen someone backtrack so quickly.
for anyone interested these are paso fino horses and this gait is natural! they are the smoothest ride with no bumpy movements. you could practically drink juice and not once would it spill on your face!
In case you still don’t understand how badly women have had it, when anaesthetic was first invented doctors weren’t allowed to give it to women who were giving birth because the church said that the pain of childbirth was God punishing women for not being men
For those wondering how to respectfully mourn Mr. Nimoy in his own traditions, rather than using the Christian iconography that is so prevalent in our culture, and yet so incredibly inappropriate, this is how.
no you know what sucks about this? you know what makes this hurt? Leonard Nimoy was so unproblematic. Leonard Nimoy was a month away from his next birthday. Leonard Nimoy quit smoking over thirty years ago. Leonard Nimoy showed generation upon generation how human and emotional any life form can be. Leonard Nimoy loved every project he did and appreciated his fans no matter where they came from.
they can’t tell that I didn’t write this bit immediately after that one
the six months where I ignored the manuscript are not visible to the naked eye
the bit where I put my head in my hands and muttered “I have no idea what I’m doing” takes place in the single space between the period and the next capital letter.
As soon as I shove that character in, she has always been there
and someone will probably say that she’s the emotional center
and the book couldn’t have been written without her
and nobody will know that I thought of her three thousand words from the end and scrolled up and shoehorned in a couple of paragraphs near the beginning because, for whatever reason, the story needed an elderly nun
she was almost the cook
and for about ten minutes she was the earnest young village priest
and now she has been there since you started reading.
I am sanding down the places where my editor found splinters
kicking up a fine dust of adjectives and dropped phrases
(Wear a breath mask. Work in a well-ventilated area. Have you seen what excess commas can do to your lungs?)
and eventually it will all be polished to a high shine
if u ever reblog a bunch of stuff from my blog and worry about whether ive noticed all the notifications yes. i have. i have committed your url to memory. i will never forget your icon. you will be permanently assembled into my ever-growing list of “super cute and lovely people to invite to my birthday party”. welcome to your fate.
So we’ve been getting stolen from a lot lately, and the loss prevention manager has been coming in and YELLING AT US because CUSTOMERS ARE STEALING. It’s apparently all our fault that shoplifters have no lives.
So now everything is going to be locked up and security tagged….
some interesting facts about leonard nimoy outside of star trek:
-was Jewish and raised by immigrants. He based the vulcan salute off of the kohanic blessing. He made a television movie called “Never Forget” about a Holocaust survivor who sues a group of neo-nazis. He did a…
“You are seeing Slytherin house always from the perspective of Death Eaters’ children. They are a small fraction of the total Slytherin population. I’m not saying all the other Slytherins are adorable, but they’re certainly not Draco, they’re certainly not, you know, Crabbe and Goyle. They’re not all like that, that would be too brutal for words, wouldn’t it?”—
reblogging from the source so no one feels singled out, but ok seriously… every single comment I’ve seen on this post has been like “well fuck you jk rowling you should have made this abundantly clear in at least 50 different ways” and it’s like, HOW many times guys?
REPEAT AFTER ME: JK ROWLING HEAVILY EMPLOYS UNRELIABLE NARRATION AS A MEANS OF PROMPTING READERS TO QUESTION EVEN THE GOOD GUYS’ PREJUDICES. INSTEAD OF GOING “HEY! HEY YOU THERE SIT STILL WHILE I SPOON-FEED YOU THIS IMPORTANT SCENARIO!” SHE LETS HARRY BE A LITTLE PISSCOUCH CRAPWEASEL SOMETIMES EVEN THOUGH HE’S A REALLY GOOD PERSON SO AS TO DEMONSTRATE HOW EASY IT IS TO INTERNALIZE BADBADTOXIC SHIT IF YOU’RE NOT ETERNALLY QUESTIONING YOURSELF.
I know it’s easy to ignore but I have had it about up to merlin’s scrotum with this shit
I like wearing oversized sweaters. Not because they’re extremely comfy and cuddly, but because whenever the sleeves are really big, I get to flop them around and smack people.
THAT MOMENT WHEN YOURE READING FANFICTION AND A CHARACTER SAYS SOMETHING REALLY CUTE OR ANGSTY BUT IT SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING THEY WOULD ACTUALLY SAY AND YOU JUST KINDA LEAVE THE COMPUTER AND WALK AIMLESSLY AROUND THE HOUSE TO CALM YOUR RAGING FEELS
hey what if someone invented a machine that allowed women to transfer their pregnancies to men and then the government passed a law that if a woman didn’t want to have a baby the biological father was required to carry it how fast do you think birth control would stop being an issue
BEST NIGHTBLOG POST EVER
“IT’S UNETHICAL TO FORCE PEOPLE TO CARRY A BABY!!!!” MEN SHOUT
