Rise Up, Oh Heart, For There is Another Battle to Win: Archive

catsandpoppunkbands:

piercethetrench:
I DONT UNDERSTAND HOW PEOPLE SAY DRUMMERS AND BASSISTS DONT MATTER
HAVE YOU EVER HEARD A BEAUTIFUL BASS LINE?
EVER FELT A KICK DRUM IN YOUR CHEST?
I feel like this should be the opening to a pop punk version of colors of the wind

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the-uppity-b:

wanktissue:
i just heard a blood curdling scream coming from my sisters room so i ran in there all worried and she looks up from her laptop and whispered, “i liked one of his photos from 2009”
this gets funnier as the years go by

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forshadowedchaos:

purplespacecats:
Why do adults think “So what’s your major? Oh, and what are you going to do with that?” is acceptable small talk
What am I going to do with my degree? Hang it on the wall and cry, probably

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jennstarkid:

accioguitardis:
cyberunfamous:
trillow:
how much do islands cost i want one
Less than a college education
what the frick
IT SHOCKS NO ONE THAT AN ISLAND COSTS LESS THAN A COLLEGE EDUCATION IN AMERICA

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#hedgie #hedgehogs

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chief-pan:

spanishskulduggery:
amateurlanguager:
was trying to speak german today.
accidentally used several spanish words.
proceeded to curse.
in french.
whoops.
Someone once asked me if I spoke Chinese, in German, and I responded Sí un poco.
shout out to all of you for getting confused over the different languages you speak while I’m only kind of sure of where to put commas

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#we got snow today #it's almost april #i'm done

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#spaaaaace

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throyharper:

lighten-the-darkness:
a-promise-that-i-keep:
birdflashed:
maidenmothercronus:
inconvenientlylargelizard:
HOW TO CHEER UP IN 2 EASY STEPS
WHISPER “BEEP BOOP” TO YOURSELF.
REPEAT UNTIL NOT SAD.
((BUT WHY DOES THIS WORK??????))
1. plug your nose
2. say sneep snop
try saying ‘boopedeedoop’ in a really deep, manly voice
Try and say bubbles in the angriest voice you can
the last one will work I promise you

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#pitch perfect

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#perfection #THE ACCURACY #so fucking accurate

Rules my Grandma's Psychiatrist gave her in 56'

keepfitstayfab:

Get some cheap dishes and break them when you get upset.
Learn how to say “NO” and don’t feel guilty about it
Buy something frivolous for yourself once in awhile, like a new hat.
Never again do anything you don’t want to do.
that’s damn good advice

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#advice

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#music infographics

quasi-normalcy:

No, I’m serious, if women all got together and went into electrical engineering or automotive repair en masse, then ten years later people would be talking about how it was a “soft field” and it would pay proportionately less than other fields.
Likewise, if men moved en masse…

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#megamind

ladybons:

James Potter would have been so in awe of Ginny Weasley

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best friend: *exists*
me: ohhHhh my god??? oh wow!?! ur so good at that do it again gee whiz!! i love it when u do that holy shit.

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#I have a photoset problem #how to parent

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Play

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#perfection

savvymavvy:

methlabrador:
when people say “i dont believe in science”
what are you even talking about

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shoutouts to those low maintenance best friends. the ones who you don't speak to for months because both of yall are living life but when you catch up it's nothing but intense love.

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ihiditinyourfood:

thorhead:
I can’t honestly be the only one who gets really disappointed if their calendar picture for the month of their birthday is rubbish, right?
i have been waiting for this post my whole life

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Play

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truthguns:

“no man will consider you an equal.”
that’s true. peggy carter is not your equal, she’s your superior.

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#peggy carter is better than you #peggy goddamn carter

Actual Quotes from my Dad (An English Teacher)

Dad: Why the hell did you put a comma there?
Dad: Do you even know what a participial phrase is?
Dad: Omg. He's like my favorite character of all time.
Dad: Who should I dress up as for the movie premier?
Dad: Hey are you awake? I know it's late, but you read Animal Farm, right? Yeah. I need you to read this report. I can't tell if I am just super tired or if this is actual bullshit.
Dad: Alesha wouldn't be able to spell 'definitely' right if wrote it down for her. She would fucking erase it and then write 'defiantly', because she doesn't care. I hate her.
Dad: I need you to bake brownies. I lost a bet.
Dad: Omg. You cannot ship me with Gilcher. You know I don't like tattoos and he's like twenty-five. And for Christ's sake, he teaches math.
Dad: Omg. Gilcher said the funniest thing today.
Dad: Mrs. Ashworth and I have decided to start a band. It'll be called Great Expectations.
Dad: It's like you didn't read the fucking book.
Dad: Okay. So this week you're reading this book I stole from Mrs. Ashworth's. It's like sixty pages long, but you'll love it.
Dad: *puts books on my bed for me to read everyday and demands that I read them*
Dad: My son doesn't like reading. I have not only failed him, but society. You aren't my son. Leave.
Dad: Okay. So you're getting books for Christmas. All of you. I get discounts on them since I'm a teacher, and since I'm a teacher, it's all I can afford, so...
Dad: Fucking standardized testing can go fuck itself in the ass.
Dad: I have to teach for the required testing instead of what they really need to know.
Dad: Fuck the government.
Dad: Fuck the school board.
Dad: Close the door.
Dad: Charles Dickens was so fucking pretentious, and I hate him, but he also caused change, but he's such a Dick. Ha. DICKens.
Dad: I love puns.
Dad: People who say sarcasm is the lowest form of humor are assholes.
Dad: Please shut up.
Dad: Catching Fire was the worst book but the best movie and that feels weird.
Dad: I wouldn't get so mad when you call me at school if you didn't change your ringtones to inappropriate rap music.
Dad: I fucking hate Alesha. She asked what countries were apart of Austria-Hungary today and I almost told her to get out.
Dad: You cannot visit my school in a dress that short. There are boys there.
Dad: Barbra Parks is fucking Queen.
Dad: I need you to make me a good, relaxing playlist for silent reading. I'm too lazy.
Dad: If I have to watch two of my students grind on each other at one more dance, I will kill them both.
Dad: They act like I care what they think.
Dad: I hate homework.
Dad: I have decided to become a politician.
Dad: What's the one book with the guys and the one kills the other and the chick without a name who dies and the short angry man? Mouseman? Oh my fucking gosh. Of Mice and Men. I have failed.

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Reblog if you're black tumblr.

decodethefallenmoon:

the-north—star:
antikoreaboo:
eo-akes:
ablacknation:
You don’t have to be black, it just means you support us, you stand by us and you’re for us.
100%
200%
What is a black tumblr?
Someone who’s black or supports black people and their human rights. it literally says that in the description. “You don’t have to be black, it just means you support us, you stand by us and you’re for us.”

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wasiafooltothink:

“How much money does college cost in America?”

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#leverage #otp: pretzels

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ahaleyscomet:

Ok, so, a friend of a friend was at some fancy schmancy party in NY, and she was getting majorly creeped on by two older guys- they had her basically cornered and she was getting really uncomfortable. So, she scans the room, and who does she see but motherfucking Aziz Ansari. She…

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#i love epic tales

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#reference #writing

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