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April 2016

roachpatrol:

whoopsrobots:

auroralynches:

into-the-weeds:

liberty-flight:

I’m reading up on chocolate frog cards in the Harry Potter universe, for reasons, and-

“Came up with the ever changing floor plan.” 

Really, Ravenclaw? Really?

“You know what this school needs? To not make any sense-”

“Rowena, I don’t think-”

“Exactly, you don’t think. I’m brilliant and this is perfect. Moving staircases, walls that think they’re doors-”

“But how will the students get to class?”

“They’ll have to figure it out.”

“…”

“Everyday. They will figure it out everyday. My students will live in a tower and navigate these stairs every time.”

“The stairs move! This doesn’t seem safe…I think I’ll put my common room in the basement, Rowena.”

“Ditto. I think the dungeons would be safer…”

“…My kids will brave these stairs. I’ll take the other tower.”

#Rowena snipes that ‘cunning’ means Salazar’s students should be able to handle the moving architecture#Salazar snipes back that ‘cunning’ means knowing when and how to avoid unnecessary bullshit#meanwhile Godric is just yelling PARKOUR! and Rowena is all That’s Not What I Meant#Helga would like her students to make it to class on time and without any broken bones#ninety percent of the reliable secret passages were a team effort by Helga and one of the others#to make sure the house elves could get around all right (via @mzminola)

#i feel like the collaboration was probably hufflepuff and slytherin#in the only time they ever worked together#helga: students and house elves can move safely!#salazar: more places to hide snakes#salazar is like we should make these accessible to people with no legs#helga is like i mean i agree but why are you being so nice about this#salazar is like no reason hey I’m just gonna make some of these rely on snake language for fun#do you think a fifty foot snake would fit in this passage asking for a friend (via @dinosauriaawesome)

i’m literally crying this is 100% what happened

(hey tumblr please don’t delete the previous people’s comments like you did the last time i added someone’s tags to a post mmkay)

No but that’s actually so clever okay like the people who live in the castle would get a general idea of the patterns and how to move around efficiently but like for anyone planning on attacking it would be impossible to infiltrate like how the hell do I attack the headmaster when I can’t even find the bathroom why the fuck am I in a chemistry supply closet okay these stairs went to the main hall but now I’m on my way to the broom closets holy fucking shit fuck leonard SAID the dorm was on the left of the three headed hippogriff but I’m here and it’s just a painting of a man with a donkey face is this a fucikgin joke leonard do you think this is funny because it’snot. its not okay siri how the hell do i get to the nearest anything “here is: the nearest painting” like fuck you siri 

actually considering all this, the changing floorplan probably worked exactly as designed when it came to the battle of hogwarts in the late 90′s. the invasion was towards the end of the term, so the students, especially the renegade students in hiding, had the full term to master getting around the school quickly, quietly, and efficiently. the invading deatheaters were generally their parents’s ages, and hadn’t been back to hogwarts in several decades, if they’d even attended at all. so, while the adult invaders easily outmatched the adolescent defenders in strength and skill, hogwarts was a lethal maze to the deatheaters, while it was home to the kids. 

rowena knew what the fuck she was doing. 

Apr 15, 2016 138,299 notes
#*aggressively snogs this post* #I LOVE EVERYONE IN THIS BAR #harry potter #yep #headcanon accepted

reconfemmandoforares:

suspendnodisbelief:

reconfemmandoforares:

donnadellaforesta:

reconfemmandoforares:

deadcatwithaflamethrower:

munyusz:

I’ve been thinking, if house points are mostly awarded for scholary achivements, then how come we have never seen the house full of smarts, ravenclaw ever win the house cup? by all means, they should be trouncing the others. 

my theory is that ravenclaw outdoes all the other houses both in gaining, and in losing points. they rack up all the possible points for classwork, assignments AND extra school work. But they also lose a buttload in their other pursuits of knowledge:
- not returning books on time
- staying in the library after hours
- sneaking in the restricted section
- setting up secret potion labs for RESEARCH purposes
- throwing things off the tower FOR RESEARCH
- throwing things into the lake FOR RESEARCH
- taking small field trips into the forbidden forest to get samples and take notes on the wildlife
- illegally tampering with muggle stuff FOR RESEARCH
- “borrowing” school equipment and ingredients for said research
- that pet kidnaping incident they never talk about that was sparked by a conversation about muggle schools “wait, you dissect frogs in class? WE SHOULD TOTALLY DO THAT TOO”
- combining random spells and testing them on the student body
- using said student body to test the secret potion lab’s latest creations
- referring to non-ravenclaw students as test subjects in the vicinity of disapproving teachers

what I’m saying is that while the other houses may preceive ravenclaw as a group of quiet bookworms, they are actually more troublesome than the other three combined. FOR RESEARCH.

FOR SCIENCE!

… @donnadellaforesta this sounds like both of us I have a concern

…..good thing we’re adults and no one can take house points from us anymore tbh

I honestly cannot say how many times someone has asked me my reasoning behind an action and it has been “for research” or “I wanted to know what would happen” or something similar. >_____>

Ravenclaw: the house of “Oooh, what does this button do?”

i just gigglesnorted <i>really hard.</i>

Apr 15, 2016 14,567 notes
#YUP #same way gryffindor loses all their points on crit failures of impulse control #just with science or research or something rather than dueling #harry potter
BOOK REC

words-writ-in-starlight:

SWEET TRINITY.

IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT THERE IS A (VERY SMALL BUT APPARENTLY EXTANT) FAN BASE ON TUMBLR FOR THE KENCYRATH CHRONICLES.

Beloved followers and non-followers alike, let me tell you a thing.  The Kencyrath Chronicles are up there as my favorite books ever.  Not the way I talk about loving Harry Potter–Hogwarts is my home, to coin a phase–or even the way I love everything Robin McKinley has ever touched–and I love her stuff like I love BREATHING, it’s not always at the forefront of my mind but when I go too long without it I ache, go read all of it immediately.  No, no, no.  This, my love for the Kencyrath Chronicles, is a WHOLE OTHER CREATURE.  Just talking about these books makes my hands shake and my bones feel heavy and my blood become a tangible fizzy thing in my veins.  Like, if being in love doesn’t feel this good, I’m honestly not interested.  

These books are about grand sweeping battles between good and evil and how those grand ideals become petty and ugly and messy as soon as you look closely enough, and how people fight them anyway because it’s their purpose or because it’s their choice or because it’s their people they’re protecting.  Magic is rampant, from the great and hated Three-Faced God of the Kencyr people and its ‘blessed’ chosen ones, the Shanir, who are hated and cherished by their own people and by themselves for how close they are to their meddling deity, to the wandering bands of rathorn (ARMORED FLESH-EATING UNICORNS, PEOPLE, HOW MUCH MORE OF A PITCH DO YOU NEED) and the migratory trees (yes, you read that correctly).  The main character is wild and casually vicious and desperate to be gentle, and she is loved by people everywhere she goes but she’s never really one of them, and the running joke in-universe is that you can track her progress across the world by falling buildings and burning cities (”…the Riverlands in ruins and you in the middle of it, looking apologetic” is a personal favorite quote).  The writing style fucking breathes with power and imagination and magic.  I am not a tough sell on books, really I’m not, but these books.  Trinity.  The fact that these books are not the most popular things since Lord of the Rings fucking breaks my heart, it really does.

So like.  Go read them.  Immediately.  The first two books, God Stalk and Dark of the Moon, are sold as an omnibus called Dark of the Gods, and please forgive their God-awful covers (why is the canonically very flat-chested lead a D-cup?  Don’t know, just kind of relieved I read the older edition with the less awful cover).  If you’ve read them and you liked them, please please PLEASE COME INTO MY ASK BOX AND NEVER EVER LEAVE.

(On a somewhat related note, I’ve read more books than I could care to count in my life, so if anyone ever wants a fantasy/sci-fi rec, I got you, hit me up.)

Apr 15, 2016 13 notes
#bringing this the fuck back around #because it's been two months since i made the post #and my feelings are as real as ever #i may or may not end up reblogging this regularly #i will convert someone #anyone #through sheer persistence #so if you don't want to hear about it anymore you can feel totally free to block the tag #kencyrath #because it's obscure as balls and you're not going to miss much else
Apr 15, 2016 26,186 notes

littleboxoflaughter:

warriortomaiden:

jewishdragon:

Ms. Frizzle *in a star fleet uniform* “battle stations everyone”

We never violated the Prime Directive at my old school…

“Hey guys, after that last attack our nacelles are looking a little… warped.”

“CARLOS!”

Apr 15, 2016 37,130 notes
#star trek

diabolical-mastermind:

maskedlinguist:

rale:

it’s kinda cool how our generation has created actual tone in the way we write online. like whether we: write properly with perfect grammar, shrthnd everythin, use capitals to emphasise The Point, use extra letters or characters for emotion!!!!!, and much more - it means we can have casual conversations, effectively make jokes using things like sarcasm that’s usually hard to understand without context and much more. this “incorrect English” has really opened avenues of online conversation that isn’t accessible with “correct English” which is pretty interesting

#this is why attempts by the media to portray online communication by “’‘millenials”“ really frustrate me #because there are Rules okay #like see that’s different to saying ’'there are rules” (tags via @soaringsparrows)

My class and I literally taught some of the nuances of this to our english teacher, things such as the difference between “yes” and “yes.” or “..” and “…”. It makes perfect sense linguistically that we would create this complexity to ease communication in a medium without body language and tone, but what my teacher was really floored about was that none of this had ever “learned” it, we’re “native speakers” of a whole new type of english.

Apr 15, 2016 171,985 notes
#linguistics #i love it
Ya know what? Reblog this if you agree that online friends ARE real friends.
Apr 15, 2016 86,858 notes

pomegranateandivy:

rootbeergoddess:

ospreyarcher:

lucifuge5:

jennaambervisions:

devildork:

fidelioscabinet:

mathildia:

valeria2067:

tygermama:

imorca:

gothamtailor:

teashoesandhair:

roachpatrol:

followthebluebell:

rebelarian:

kehinki:

I want an inverse spy flick. The spy is a woman. Her whole team is made up of diverse women. All the villains are women. There is only one man in the entire movie and he is a Strong Male Character who is like 25 and decently ripped and has a scene where he slowly steps out of a pool wearing speedos because he is Confident and In Control of His Sexuality. We see his ass when he has to tug down his pants to get at the knife strapped to his thigh. His nipples are always erect for no fucking reason.

They are undercover in a nightclub. In order to keep their cover from being blown, he has to kiss another man. 

He knits to relieve stress and to keep his mind sharp. It is never discussed by any of the characters. 

Someone asks him how he knows how to do Traditionally Feminine Thing. “I have four sisters,” he answers.


This is also how he knows how to fight while armed with nothing but a purse, a high heel shoe, and a can of hair spray.  During this fight, he is, for no apparent reason, shirtless.

The lead spy is Helen Mirren. She nails the Action Boy in the shower. There’s a lot of lingering closeups on the way the shower spray runs across his breathlessly ecstatic face. We also hear every breathless whimper of his climax, while out in the hallway Lucy Liu is smoking impatiently, a duffel bag full of rocket launchers slung over her shoulder. The President isn’t going to kidnap herself, here, christ. 

Action Boy emerges in a small towel, sheepish yet radiant. Helen Mirren emerges in a tuxedo, also smoking, also with a duffel bag of rocket launchers. 

In one scene, the lead villain captures the Strong Male Character. He is, once more, inexplicably shirtless as she ties him to the chair. He makes some quips about his sexual independence before he is rescued by a sweat-drenched Helen Mirren, who kicks down the door and nukes everyone in the room. Strong Male Character’s hair remains perfect throughout the ordeal. 

Strong Male Character is heartlessly slain in front of Helen Mirren’s eyes despite all of his skills and combat prowess. His body slumps to the ground, lifeless but supple. Helen Mirren makes a witty quip at Strong Male Character’s killers before quickly and dramatically slaying them all.

She steals one last glance at Strong Male Character. His beautiful eyes stare back from a handsome face with perfectly tussled hair, lips positioned a if in a gentle sigh. There’s no bringing him back now. Helen Mirren walks away, stronger than before. Strong Male Character’s death has hardened her, but given her the strength and resolve to complete her task. 

Roll credits. 

An after credits preview clip comes on as a teaser. Helen Mirren with a huge explosion tearing things up behind her walks toward the camera with a new Strong Male Character wearing the tiny, tattered remnants of a burned shirt about his flexing pecs and deltoids, and he is carrying the bag of rocket launchers as he steps in behind her. 

So Matt Bomer?

I’m seeing Matt Bomer

and then fandom burns itself to the ground trying to find some guy to slash him with

Nah, Matt Bomer is almost 40. Despite his good looks and great bod, he’s way too old to play the shaggable romantic supporting character to 70-year-old Helen Mirren.

Matt Bomer plays Helen Mirren’s sadder-but-wiser ex, computer-savvy, gorgeous but still single, fiercely independent (but it’s all an act).

Helen Mirren shows up on his doorstep to ask him for one last hacker job, for old time’s sake. Matt hauls off to slap Helen in the face, but Helen catches his wrist, pulls him close, and kisses him long and hard. Matt struggles at first but finally melts into her embrace.

Lucy Liu strolls past them into Matt’s chic apartment, slapping Matt on the ass as she mutters “Some things never change, do they?”

Late the next night, as Matt and Helen hack into the CIA database, Helen tucks a stray lock of Matt’s hair behind his ear and asks him why there’s no husband or kids in the picture after all this time.

Matt turns his sad, beautiful eyes toward her and confesses that there has only ever been Helen for him, but he couldn’t stand never knowing if she would come back alive when she left on a mission. Helen and Matt nearly have a moment, but the computer beeps with the results of their search.

The next morning, Helen goes into the kitchen to find Matt’s 20-year-old nephew has come to stay for the weekend. Helen and the camera slowly pan up and down his gorgeous, toned, oiled-up and glistening body as he stands, nearly-naked but for his tight, black satin booty-short underwear, and starts making a gourmet vegetarian omelet.

He turns around and smiles at Helen. “You must be a friend of Uncle Matt. I’m Caden. You hungry?”

Helen’s eyes drift down to Caden’s bulging crotch. “Oh, I could eat,” she quips.

Helen Mirren and the actor who plays the 20 year old nephew get together in real life. Everyone is delighted by this. 

I don’t think financing this would be a problem; distribution probably would. We could hack into the network feed for the Super Bowl, perhaps.

I would watch this a million times

I love this so much I’m gonna illustrate it.

Here is @kehinki‘s part 1

OK, seriously, why isn’t this movie already real?

Somewhere a male studio exec has woken up screaming in agony, and he doesn’t know why. 

Someone start on a script. I might do it

Every time I see this it gets better.

Apr 15, 2016 339,486 notes
I think this is really important:

mygayisshowing:

You don’t owe anyone sex. No one. 

Not even your boyfriend. 

“But he’s a guy…you know, they need it-” No. If you’re not in the mood, don’t do it. If you don’t feel like doing it, don’t be afraid to say no. 

And this is maybe even more important: if he’s being a bitch about it, run. 

Apr 15, 2016 8,975 notes

miazaz:

zooophagous:

autobotsaboteur:

tamingtarot:

glumshoe:

therealcaitie:

glumshoe:

You know you grew up on Steve Irwin when you see a photo of a crocodile and think, “Wow. Just beautiful.”

And you see Stingrays as the devil themselves

nah man Steve would have forgiven that stingray and absolved it of its sins

He would have apologized for getting into the stingray’s space and making it afraid. 

He actually did! Some of Steve Irwin’s last words were, “it wasn’t his fault. I startled him.”

He actually did forgive the stingray. He knew that he had scared it, and that it was only acting to protect itself.

If you put your ear up to a seashell you can hear the sound of mY HEART BREAKING INTO A THOUSAND LITTLE PIECES

This is why I get so mad whenever my folks have Animal Planet on lately and it’s all about WHAT ANIMALS ARE GOING TO MURDER YOU IN YOUR FACE?

EXOTIC PETS RIP OWNER TO SHREDS!

SNAKES! WILL THEY EAT YOU? (YES)

Steve Irwin (and at the time at least his contemporary follow-behind Jeff Corwin) ushered in such a pure unbridled LOVE of exotic, ferocious, terrifying animals. He respected the animals so much, he loved them.

Yes, crocs would charge and snakes would lunge, but he would respect when the animal deemed its boundaries well crossed and let it go back on its merry reptilian way.

This was the Tone for my childhood. My education of wild animals was Steve Irwin talking about how beautiful this deadly crocodile was, how majestic and chill and peaceful coexistence could be.

It was Jeff Corwin screaming and yelling at people at the discovery of a snake carcass, killed because of ignorant fear of it. It was harmless, and lost, and scared, and decapitated and he was livid. Why? Why would you do that? It was non-venomous, it didn’t want to be where it was any more than you wanted it to be where it was – why didn’t you call someone to release it?

And now it’s just… “Everything is murderous and animals will eat your face and everything is Ruthless Killing Machines”

and just.

I feel like I’m watching my own father’s work be tainted whenever AP is on. It’s so upsetting.

Yes.  Thank you.  This is exactly why I can’t stand some of the stuff they air now.  Because yes, that shark or snake or crocodile could kill you, but so could a reasonably determined domestic cat, so could another human being, you’re so much more likely to die at the hands of a human being, and if that animal is coming after you it’s because you’re in its home or you’re hurting it or something and God I could just cry.

Apr 15, 2016 130,361 notes
#the crocodile hunter #steve irwin #STEVE IRWIN WAS EVERYTHING TO ME AS A KID #HE WAS MY HERO #HE IS STILL MY HERO #I WILL FIGHT YOU ON HIS BEHALF
Apr 15, 2016 79,427 notes

Every once in a while I remember that, during the last round of workshopping people’s writing in my fiction class, I got into a fight with my teacher and the rest of the class about whether or not motive mattered in writing.  This one story was about this guy who was a serial killer and his girlfriend who…evidently knew he was a serial killer for months if not years and did nothing and the last scene was her murdering him with poison in his food.  (There were a lot of really heavy rape-y abusive overtones and I was kind of like…sweetheart, have you considered therapy rather than exorcising your issues onto all of us.)  And I made what I thought was the totally valid remark of “Well, it’s not clear what makes her snap and murder him; like, she’s known for a while, generally people don’t just suddenly DECIDE to kill their significant other who they’ve shown no violent inclinations toward in the past without some sort of prompting, and like you don’t need to get into the motive much in the story but maybe hint at it?  Because murder?”

And the whole class basically sat around talking about how motive doesn’t matter and it’s fine that she just kills him for no apparent reason and how in writing it’s fine if there’s no motive because the characters do what they need to for the writer’s plot to work and I was just like “Wow, that’s right, this is why I fight with most of you about writing so much, it’s because in order for a plot to function, motives need to…like…exist.”

Like, if your character goes to get a smoothie, it matters if they’re getting it because they’ve had a bad day and smoothies are a fave, or because they’re on a health kick and they’d rather have a milkshake, or because they’re meeting someone there, or whatever.  It changes the character’s backstory and behavior.  Am I crazy?

Apr 14, 2016 9 notes
#this is okay to reblog #college #writing #admin post #MOTIVE MATTERS GUYS #LOOK #RULE OF THUMB #IF YOU AS THE AUTHOR COULDN'T EFFECTIVELY PROVE THE MURDERER'S GUILT IN A COURT OF LAW #YOU NEED TO WORK ON IT #MEANS MOTIVE AND OPPORTUNITY BUCKO #ANY TIME YOUR CHARACTER COMMITS A MURDER OR ANY CRIME ACTUALLY #PUT YOURSELF IN THE MINDSET OF A PROSECUTOR AND CONVINCE THE JURY #(THE JURY IN THIS CASE BEING THE READERS) #THAT THEY DID THE THING BEYOND THE BOUNDS OF REASONABLE DOUBT #SOCIETY NEEDS YOU TO PROTECT IT FROM THIS PERSON BEING ON THE STREETS #SO PROSECUTE THEM #ALTERNATIVELY #IF YOU AS THE AUTHOR FEEL THE NEED TO DEFEND A CHARACTER'S DECISIONS #UP TO AND INCLUDING MURDER #YOU ARE THEIR LAWYER FOR THE DEFENSE #GET THEM OFF THE CHARGES FOR MITIGATING CIRCUMSTANCES #BRING YOUR A GAME #THEY NEED YOU TO DEFEND THEM SO FUCKING DO IT

frankencute:

i don’t understand the “women have to have a child - before its too late” rhetoric

if you’re unsure don’t do it because i realised the other day that ANY time, between now and my death, i can choose to have as many children in my life as i like. i could become a “big sister”, or a foster parent, or work with kids. or adopt kids, or about 50 other ideas i haven’t thought of. i’ve never wanted a child but if i did and i was too old to have a biological one the options are endless

literally the only choice you cant change is having one. that choice you’re stuck with for the rest of your life. whereas im free to choose to be involved with kids as much or as little as i choose. or i can stay being the “mother” of a sillybutt rescue kitty, it’s all still open and available to me and always will be

Apr 14, 2016 10 notes

hickish:

“they’re your family you have to love them”

Apr 14, 2016 394,216 notes
“Can I tell you a secret? You don’t have to be in a relationship. 
 
I mean it. I know they force it down your throat until you choke on it. Girls aren’t pretty unless they’re wanted. Boys aren’t men unless they’re having sex with someone. People aren’t lovable until they’re dating someone. 
 
But a relationship won’t always make you happy, and as wonderful as romance is, it isn’t the only love that exists. I have seen friendships that are deeper and more pure than couples who swear it’s forever - and yet the friendship is the one people ignore. 
 
I have heard so often “nobody loves me” out of the mouths of people who are single. And it kills me because if you ask them: where are your parents, your teachers, your classmates, your pets - they say, yes, okay, but it doesn’t count. Of course it counts, love doesn’t diminish just because someone doesn’t want to have sex with you. In fact, doesn’t it sort of make that love more real that they want nothing - not even a date - out of you?
 
It is pretty to be in love. It’s magical, I’m sure. But it’s also wonderful to stop for ice cream in your prom dress with six other girls. It’s also wonderful to go visit the world with nothing but a bunch of buddies who are really excited about learning. 
 
The problem is: we’ve made everything about “the one”. But maybe “the one” is just you, loving yourself, having fun, and being happy. Maybe instead of looking for our other halves, we should be piecing ourselves together.
 
Maybe I wasn’t born unfinished. Maybe I am the one who makes myself better.”
—Single serving size // r.i.d (via inkskinned)
Apr 14, 2016 470,354 notes

thetransintransgenic:

johnskylar:

youcantcancelquidditch:

apparently you can’t be employed by the CIA if you’ve ever illegally downloaded music

breaking news: in 20 years, the CIA will operate out of the president’s basement, staffed by four old men and six guinea pigs

Okay so what this really means is that in 20 years the CIA will be staffed only with people who were incredibly paranoid and went to great pains to hide their music downloading activities from surveillance.


…which sounds exactly like the sort of person you want working as a spy so.

In 20 years the CIA will be staffed only with people who have implicitly or explicitly lied to the CIA.

Apr 14, 2016 275,813 notes
#okay but this means i would do great with the cia
Apr 14, 2016 3,927 notes
#lucy lawless #SIGN ME THE FUCK UP #xena the warrior princess

androstyle:

social-justin-warrior:

transfluff:

transfluff:

Hey transmasculine and gender-variant folx! If you wear a chest binder, I made an Android app that you can use! It reminds you to take off your binder at the end of the day and also to stretch out your back during the day. You can find it in the Google Play store here. 

If you’re having issues with it, or have any feedback for me, I’d love if you could email me at binder.reminder.team@gmail.com. And if you like it, feel free to rate and review it!

@transbutts @scumbugg @superheromaking @transboys @transgayinfo @transmasculineproblems @hollifo @jamesbuttwhy @lgbtlaughs @lbgtlove @notacanadiandyke @queercuts @skellydun @un-gendered

Help me get the word out?

@transgenderteensurvivalguide @nonbinaryresource @transselfies

For our trans-masculine followers!

Apr 14, 2016 36,776 notes
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#WATCH THIS #IT IS WORTH THE THIRTY SECONDS #i love it #i love epic tales

sokovia:

the thing that bothers me is that disney and marvel seem to still be under the impression that the only way to get a female audience in the seats for their action films is to add a romance

and this is extremely upsetting

why cant i as a woman like a movie thats built on drama and political tensions?

why cant i as a woman like a movie that has cheeky humor?

why cant i as a woman like a movie where people punch each other and there are huge battle sequences?

why is it that because i am a woman these major studios feel that i will only watch their movies if i see two straight people kiss

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#I WILL TAKE FIFTEEN MOVIES A TV SHOW AND A TEN-YEAR COMICS RUN #HOOK ME UP #LET'S GO #SUPERMAN #CLARK KENT

chinesedannyrand:

bonitabreezy:

likeatreebesidetheriver:

but can we consider that Rhodey does, in fact, outrank Steve Rogers? 

now picture rhodey meeting steve and steve snapping a salute

that is all

and Rhodey would be totally serious about it until the second Steve walked out of the room and then he’d totally turn and look at Tony with crazy eyes and Tony would be like “JARVIS TOOK PICTURES FROM EVERY ANGLE YOU’RE WELCOME”

#Tony: Steve this is Colonel… What the fuck are you doing? #I said Colonel as a joke this is my friend Rhodey #Rhodey from MIT #Why the fuck are you acting like #Oh shit #Rhodey tell him to stand on his head #Come on Rhodey he’s your subordinate #make /Captain/ America stand on his head

Apr 14, 2016 47,938 notes
#steve rogers #I LOVE THIS #MARRY ME #james rhodes #rhodey
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academicfeminist:

h4te:

Okay but let’s be serious, that shit never even reads 1 lmao

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#i love epic tales #I LOVE IT #I'M DYING #I PAUSED AN EPISODE OF AVATAR TO READ THIS OUT LOUD TO ADLER #ADLER #HERE #FOR YOU #'YOU GET TO DRIVE AWAY' #OH MY GOD
Apr 14, 2016 939 notes
#leverage #eliot #MY BABY

hyeronatrudons:

just-shower-thoughts:

In chess, the Queen is the hero and the King is the damsel in distress.

#this is how maes hughes would have started his best man speech 

Apr 14, 2016 24,016 notes
#fma #yes
Apr 14, 2016 91,817 notes

determinedtomato:

@ the people who followed me for one specific thing i’m really sorry my interests are all over the place and that sometimes i will suddenly start posting a fuck ton of something i’ve never mentioned before whoops

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#just fuck me up #general leia #star wars #tfa #moran becomes a tremendous fan of general leia organa: news at eleven
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#moose #story time #i love epic tales
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#NO HOMO IN EGYPTOLOGY #i'm dying #history according to tumblr #WHAT COULD THIS MEAN #I AM BAFFLED #GOBSMACKED I SAY #THE GAYS WERE ONLY INVENTED IN THE LAST CENTURY
reblog if school has actually made you cry

taylorfeatcats:

like the stress, the pressure and everything ya know. everyone keeps saying like ‘school makes me cry’ and stuff but has it really made you cry bc i cried a lot of times tbh

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#history according to tumblr #the black death #the plague

Are you ever just sitting around and suddenly you’re blindsided by Lord of the Rings emotions?  Because I am.  And just was.  It’s not just me, right?

Apr 14, 2016 1 note
#lotr #admin post
“100% of women want to have sex with a man who embodies the fox version of Robin Hood from the cartoon Robin Hood, but most do not actually want to have sex with a fox or a man dressed as one”—Things I’ve Learned About Heterosexual Female Desire From Decades Of Reading by Mallory Ortberg
(via mostlypoptarts)
Apr 14, 2016 18,256 notes
#LEGIT THOUGH #robin hood

ofswordsandpens:

percyfrickingjackson:

optimistic-turtle:

percyfrickingjackson:

Headcannon that all demigod children of Poseidon have amazing singing voices because they are related to the sirens.

Except for Percy

No, Especially Percy.

So like pretty much no one hears Percy sing and one day he’s just like “hey what’s the name of this song” and he sings a little verse and everyone just sorta stops and looks at him because they were weirdly compelled to drop everything they were doing and just go over to listen to him and he’s just looking back at them like what??

Apr 14, 2016 28,152 notes
#pjo #percy jackson #i like it #headcanon accepted
Apr 14, 2016 949,446 notes
#i love epic tales

notbecauseofvictories:

I’ve got to believe that the Resistance’s intelligence officers are just. constantly Done. With everyone.

Rey’s understanding of aurebesh is more functional than formal, which isn’t a problem until the Resistance starts asking her to submit mission reports—she rarely spells anything the same way twice (”even her name!” the intelligence officer moans) and her sentence structure is….not so much a structure as “a loose grouping of things that might be parts of speech”

“…..I don’t understand, what’s the problem?” Finn asks because Finn’s grammar is impeccable, once you decipher the dense nest of abbreviations, First Order codes, and trooper slang that fill his reports. (This does not save any more time.)

“If you could maybe…..not? wax lyrical about the TIE fighter?” the intelligence officer tells Poe, when he finally gets around to submitting his report on the escape from the Finalizer. “Not that understanding enemy technology isn’t a vital contribution to intelligence, but we don’t need 500 polysyllabic words about how the sun glinted off the casing.”

General Organa still submits reports like they used to in the Rebellion (her battle damage assessment style is about thirty years out of date, and she calculates galactic coordinates like it’s the late republic) but everyone in intel is fucking terrified of bringing this up to her. Instead, they have a designated officer who deals exclusively with translating General Organa’s reports into more modern New Republic standards,so they can be processed.

(At least yours actually submits reports, their counterparts in the First Order would say, if they all got together in a bar somewhere to commiserate about how hard soldiers make military intelligence. Kylo Ren has submitted exactly one misrep in the last 15 years. Thirty-two people died and it just said ‘it was the Force’.)

Apr 14, 2016 6,596 notes
#star wars #tfa #YEAH BASICALLY #general leia #poe dameron #finn #rey #the damerons

idiopathicsmile:

hermanngottliebs:

listen, there is absolutely nothing that gets me going like mutual seemingly unrequited pining like? i live for both people losing their minds over the other person in bitter silence. savoring every single accidental brush of their fingers, elbows, thighs, every stray glance, memorizing every gesture or expression they catch while the other isn’t looking, all while being absolutely convinced that it’s one-sided only to finally!! finally find out it wasn’t in a triumphant moment of bliss after years and years of delicious, soul-rending, torturous, heart-wrenching pining. i literally don’t care about the fact that this trope is predictable af and always plays out the same way i will still go wild over it every single time like they’ll be doing the same reveal scene i have seen a million times and i’m still on the edge of my seat gasping “are they gonna kiss???”

my single greatest weakness as far as love stories go

is when a story is told through one character’s (pining) point of view, but you the reader KNOW that their love interest loves them back

and the pov character casually says something that you the reader KNOW is gonna be completely devastating to their love interest, but pov character has NO IDEA, like:

“[innocently devastating thing],” said pov character

a strange look seemed to pass over love interest’s face. “yeah, [seemingly casual response that comes off as a little stilted, for reasons pov character just cannot pinpoint],” said love interest.

“uh, [joke that accidentally just DIALS UP THE AGONY TO A THOUSAND FOR LOVE INTEREST],” pov character added, to cut the tension.

love interest step’s faltered for a second. “[seemingly casual response that is FILLED WITH EXQUISITELY REPRESSED PAIN AND LONGING].” it sounded a little gruff. probably love interest was just distracted, or wanted some space. who could blame them?

POV CHARACTER, YOU IDIOT <3

Apr 14, 2016 76,626 notes
#YES #fanfic #ME #ME AS FUCK

nehirose:

orevet:

picture this though 

Captain Phasma gets hauled in by the Resistance at some point 

and because she’s the highest-ranking officer they’ve ever caught, Leia comes in to question Phasma personally, with Luke in tow 

they enter the interrogation room, and behind the blaster-proof viewport, standing at parade rest, is this 6 ½ foot brick shit-house of a woman in stormtrooper under-armor 

Leia just sort of… freezes, and then she’s grabbing her brother’s arm and dragging him back out into the hallway 

the door’s barely shut behind them before she’s doubled over in laughter, helplessly, the kind of laughter that comes from having to keep yourself together for years before something finally breaks  

and Luke is this close to calling for a medic when Leia manages to gasp out, 

“Don’t you think she’s a little tall for a stormtrooper?”

I LAUGHED SO HARD I GOT A CRAMP

Apr 14, 2016 13,052 notes
#star wars #phasma #general leia #i love it #tfa

sick-from-the-motionless:

lust-llove:

jewlsies:

those little things on ur nose aren’t blackheads, don’t try and get rid of them they’re sebaceous filaments and they’re permanent and literally everyone has them

every girl has that little pouch of fat on her lower tummy, despite what magazines try n show u, you have important organs there that need to be protected don’t try and get rid of ur pouch

ur body is smarter than u think and it knows what to do when u eat more than normal. one bad day, or even week, of eating poorly isn’t gonna ruin anything at all I pinky promise

if u think u look good up until u try taking a selfie, it’s not ur fault - our faces are asymmetrical and when u see ur face flipped it will look unnatural to u, since u don’t see it that way when u look in the mirror. to everyone else it looks perfectly fine

no one’s stomach looks the same at 8pm as it does at 8am. no one has a chiseled six pack after a day of eating, not even the super fit people u see on tumblr, because ur stomach naturally expands after eating and expecting to have a flat tummy before bed is very unrealistic

no one notices if the bags under ur eyes are bad today. no one pays attention to the bump in ur nose or the zit on ur chin or the piece of hair that u missed when u were straightening. literally no one notices these things except you so stop worrying about it ur gonna be fine

sometimes u just gotta get over urself

this made me cry I needed it so bad

No one is paying attention to your small flaws of the day because they’re too obsessed with worrying about their own

Apr 14, 2016 676,998 notes

manyblinkinglights:

roachpatrol:

one of the most frustrating things about humans is you can take a group of humans and you can say, ‘look, it’s incredibly important for people to be nice to each other’, and the humans will think, ‘yes, it is important for people to be nice to me’, and then the humans will all viciously fight over which of them the others should be nice to. 

Like, we KNOW this about ourselves, 

and it DOESN’T HELP

Apr 14, 2016 772 notes

prokopetz:

prokopetz:

kazorus:

prokopetz:

Every time someone tries to explain the metaplot of Supernatural to me, it basically ends up sounding like redneck Dragon Ball Z. I’m sure there’s some nuance I’m failing to grasp here.

Care to elaborate on that?


…I’m not even offended, just absolutely curious.  From the stuff I’ve seen and heard about Supernatural I can’t see the connection.

Mostly, I get the impression of a show that doesn’t know how not to escalate.

Every threat’s gotta be quantitatively bigger and badder than the one that came before. Every deus ex machina’s gotta be shinier than the last one. Every season’s gotta end with a massive eleventh-hour powerup for our heroes, only for the next season to raise the stakes enough to put them back in the underdog position.

It’s like, you beat the Devil himself? Well, now you’ve gotta fight the Devil’s cousin Phil, who has conveniently gone entirely unmentioned up until now, but he’s totally twice as evil.

That last paragraph was literally supposed to be the most ridiculous hypothetical example I could think of, and people are messaging me to say “his name was Metatron, not Phil”. I can’t even make fun of this show.

Apr 14, 2016 143,384 notes
#you're not wrong #this is actually why i stopped watching #couldn't take it anymore #supernatural
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#star wars #tfa #HA
Apr 4, 2016 46,149 notes
found in a physics text book

the-shuckiest-shuck:

johnskylar:

medschoolapplicant:

Physics majors throw a lot of shade considering they’re still not sure where 95% of the universe is hidden.

My brother’s (a graduated theoretical physicist) only response to this was
“WELL NEITHER DOES ANYONE ELSE!”

Apr 4, 2016 205,173 notes
#science! #REALLY THOUGH #I HAD MY PHYSICS TEACHER THROW SHADE ON BIOCHEM LAST WEEK #I ALMOST THREW DOWN IN THE CLASSROOM WITH MY TEACHER #IT WAS ALMOST A THING

orangeschmorange:

teachmetothink:

People now are like, “Your right to free speech doesn’t mean you can express an offensive opinion”
Like what the fuck does right to free speech mean, then?

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#i love epic tales #science! #college #really though

kipplekipple:

thatdiabolicalfeminist:

stimmyabby:

when you go from a bad situation into a better one you may collapse exhausted and unsure what to do and full of grief, you may need time to regain the ability to do things as yourself or motivated by anything other than terror, you may need time to process or mourn or fall apart in ways you could not before,

and people may use this as proof that the old situation was better for you, proof that you need to go back, and it is not proof that it was better for you or proof that you need to go back

!!!

It’s so incredibly common to “fall apart” when you’re finally safe. You no longer need to stay so tightly coiled in on yourself, you can finally leave survival mode and process your trauma. You’re not holding yourself up by sheer terror anymore and suddenly the damage that terror has done to you becomes immediate and obvious. 

This is so important. Don’t go back. Things are already getting better, even if it doesn’t feel that way.

Apr 4, 2016 97,874 notes
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