Rise Up, Oh Heart, For There is Another Battle to Win

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

gallifrey-feels:

More fun facts about ancient Celtic marriage laws: There were no laws against interclass or interracial marriage, no laws against open homosexual relationships (although they weren’t considered ‘marriages’ since the definition of a marriage was ‘couple with child’), no requirement for women to take their husband’s names or give up their property, but comedians couldn’t get married

It’s Adam and Eve not Adam Sandler and Eve

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

kattrispotter:

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

watsonisahedgehog:

obsessedwithspn:

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

So light ‘em up, up, up

Light ‘em up, up, up

Light ‘em up, up, up

I’m on FIRE…

Has anyone done this yet or…

low

I’m beyond speechless….and in a bad way. 

What can I say?

This was made in the…

*Whole Fandom rushes to stop me*

*whispers* …heat of the moment…

WHO. DO. YOU. THINK. YOU. ARE?

I do not spew profanities. I enunciate them clearly, like a fucking lady.

plantybabe:

Girls are such beautiful creatures but u only ever see a hot guy like once a blue moon on the 3rd last tuesday of july at exactly 12:35 or u miss it

exghoulfriend:

it is crucial to believe and respect girls when they say a guy is giving them bad vibes even if they don’t give you a reason why

tockthewatchdog:

mattheuphonium:

kim-jong-chill:

i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake

fabulous 

i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.

blackqueerbravado:

acepeggy:

okay hear me out aromantic natasha who as a ~thing~ with clint and every time somebody asks them to define their relationship natasha raises an eyebrow while clint makes vaguely exasperated hand gestures

#all i can think of is clint waving around a coffee pot and making noncommittal noises then flapping his hands near his chest then shrugging and chugging the coffee pot #and natasha’s like ‘yeah that exactly’

impwhoretant:

impwhoretant:

I’M CLEAN

i took

a shower

puyols-hairdresser:

when you’re doing school work and someone asks you what the answer is

benedictedcumberbabeof221:

I’m British and I can’t even make a nice cup of tea

rincewindsapprentice:

Some people love to shut down people who talk about trans and intersex issues by saying that they’re “only 1% of the population” and thus can be ignored since they “aren’t statistically significant enough.”

By that logic, we can now systematically ignore:

• Redheads
• The entire state of Rhode Island
• Anyone who makes over $500,000 a year
• Pacific Islanders
• Australia

ohitsjustkim:

esm398:

jakebumlick:

pika-brew:

pika-brew:

My roommate and I are really sick and we look like shit, but we were hungry so we ordered pizza.
But we didn’t want anyone to see us, so we asked them over the phone if we can leave the money on the door and they can just drop off the pizza.

The guy said sure.

So we decided to leave a nice little note

and we hung it above the door bell. I hope they like it!

oMGGGG

pizza cares

Pizza understands

pizza spelt its own name wrong