Rise Up, Oh Heart, For There is Another Battle to Win

benbrolioanddudliet:

[annoyed nat voice] bartON

[muffled clint in the ventilation system voice] bartoff

natasharvmanoff:

srsly tho if marvel thinks they can replace a black widow movie with 5 mins footage of nat’s backstory in aou they can go and bury themselves in the backyard

kerrsplat:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

Twilight may be trash but at least they cast actual native americans to play natives

That is a serious burn for a LOT of movies.  I’m not sure we have enough burn cream for this.

moonfalora:

rexuality:

a person complaining about puns basically invites every pun enthusiast in the vicinity to come snapping rhythmically from the shadows 

tashabilities:

thechronicferuchemist:

Uterus, I do not understand your need to have a baby. We cannot afford a baby. I do not want a baby. Hell you wouldn’t even be happy if we had a baby. I find these temper tantrums you throw every month we don’t have a baby absolutely unacceptable.

Basically

superwholockbiatch999:

poemsingreenink:

askclint:

roman-rory-fallen-angel:

mishakaleins:

When they make a black widow movie, the trailer needs to be all mysterious and the song playing needs to be Scarlett Johansson singing a lullaby cover of the itsy bitsy spider

I need this in my life

That sounds fucking terrifying.

The lullaby should be in Russian.

This is like my 10th time Reblogging but it’s too good not to

jaclcfrost:

inside jokes are so amazing and powerful like you can say one word one fucking word and have a person on the floor laughing or glaring at you while saying your name in complete exasperation while everyone else is just utterly confused

lunawhitlock:

birdghost:

irl-spain:

sentimentalslut:

people say ‘I love you’ in a lot of different ways

‘eat something’

'buckle up’

'get some sleep’

'here have my fries’

'Im gonna draw you something’

“You’re a dork”