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April 2016

krystalrneth:

I think it’s so sweet when people remember lil things about me but I feel like such a creep when I remember things about people

Apr 19, 2016 272,930 notes

itssamnotsammi:

Best feeling is when you just naturally click with a person. Talking all day, every day, no forceful conversation, laughs, attention. They are worth their weight in gold, don’t lose them

Apr 19, 2016 364,422 notes
Manchester church offers second baptisms for transgender Christiansbbc.com

lucky-pinniped:

gaywrites:

Transgender Christians who were baptized under a name that isn’t truly theirs now have a chance for a second baptism. 

At the New Chapel Unitarian and Free Christian in Manchester, England, officials have agreed to baptize trans people living as their true selves.

Jean Clements, the church’s worship leader, proposed the change after meeting a couple who had a transgender child.

The church was moved to make a change in order to help those in the same situation.

Mrs Clements said: “I felt saddened by the fact that this family were being shunned by many mainstream churches.

“However, when the family came to New Chapel, the congregation welcomed them with open arms. ”

That’s love right there. 

Hell yeah. It’s nice to see religious trans people recognized.

Apr 19, 2016 23,249 notes
Everything Is Awful and I’m Not Okay: questions to ask before giving up

benditliketoni:

eponis:

Are you hydrated?  If not, have a glass of water.

Have you eaten in the past three hours?  If not, get some food — something with protein, not just simple carbs.  Perhaps some nuts or hummus?

Have you showered in the past day?  If not, take a shower right now.

If daytime: are you dressed?  If not, put on clean clothes that aren’t pajamas.  Give yourself permission to wear something special, whether it’s a funny t-shirt or a pretty dress.

If nighttime: are you sleepy and fatigued but resisting going to sleep?  Put on pajamas, make yourself cozy in bed with a teddy bear and the sound of falling rain, and close your eyes for fifteen minutes — no electronic screens allowed.  If you’re still awake after that, you can get up again; no pressure.

Have you stretched your legs in the past day?  If not, do so right now.  If you don’t have the spoons for a run or trip to the gym, just walk around the block, then keep walking as long as you please.  If the weather’s crap, drive to a big box store (e.g. Target) and go on a brisk walk through the aisles you normally skip.

Have you said something nice to someone in the past day?  Do so, whether online or in person.  Make it genuine; wait until you see something really wonderful about someone, and tell them about it.

Have you moved your body to music in the past day?  If not, do so — jog for the length of an EDM song at your favorite BPM, or just dance around the room for the length of an upbeat song.

Have you cuddled a living being in the past two days?  If not, do so.  Don’t be afraid to ask for hugs from friends or friends’ pets.  Most of them will enjoy the cuddles too; you’re not imposing on them.

Do you feel ineffective?  Pause right now and get something small completed, whether it’s responding to an e-mail, loading up the dishwasher, or packing your gym bag for your next trip.  Good job!

Do you feel unattractive?  Take a goddamn selfie.  Your friends will remind you how great you look, and you’ll fight society’s restrictions on what beauty can look like.

Do you feel paralyzed by indecision?  Give yourself ten minutes to sit back and figure out a game plan for the day.  If a particular decision or problem is still being a roadblock, simply set it aside for now, and pick something else that seems doable.  Right now, the important part is to break through that stasis, even if it means doing something trivial.

Have you seen a therapist in the past few days?  If not, hang on until your next therapy visit and talk through things then.

Have you been over-exerting yourself lately — physically, emotionally, socially, or intellectually?  That can take a toll that lingers for days. Give yourself a break in that area, whether it’s physical rest, taking time alone, or relaxing with some silly entertainment.

Have you changed any of your medications in the past couple of weeks, including skipped doses or a change in generic prescription brand?  That may be screwing with your head.  Give things a few days, then talk to your doctor if it doesn’t settle down.

Have you waited a week?  Sometimes our perception of life is skewed, and we can’t even tell that we’re not thinking clearly, and there’s no obvious external cause.  It happens.  Keep yourself going for a full week, whatever it takes, and see if you still feel the same way then.

You’ve made it this far, and you will make it through.  You are stronger than you think.

This Is so, so important 👌🏻

Apr 18, 2016 192,331 notes

It’s only Monday and I’ve reached the point of sleep deprivation where I’m making up bad Organic Chemistry pickup lines.  Highlights include:

  • Damn, girl/boy/gender-neutral/…comrade(?), I hope you’re a peroxide, because I’m having trouble getting oxygen.
  • Are you a cyanide compound?  Because those lips look toxic.
  • Are you a carbene?  Because this feels explosive.
  • I’ll conjugate my double bonds with yours, all night long.

And my personal favorite….

  • Are you an aromatic ring system?  Because I can tell from here that you’re chemical perfection.
Apr 18, 2016 11 notes
#i'm fucking killing myself here #fuck you #i'm hilarious #organic chemistry #adventures in college #and kind of #adventures in adhd #bad pickup lines #honestly this is my sense of humor #in a nutshell #there's also the obvious two #'i think you and i have chemistry' #and #'i want to do you like my organic chemistry homework: long hard and over a desk' #i came up with a good one about the grignard reagent too #yep #i'm dying

noseforahtwo:

My kink is faithful and belligerent use of the Oxford comma.

Apr 18, 2016 34,202 notes
#the oxford comma
Apr 18, 2016 2,351,932 notes
  • me fall semester: wakes up at precisely 6am each morning, uses a planner, color codes notes, interacts with peers, has an overall positive outlook for the future
  • me spring semester: lying face down on the floor surrounded by overdue assignments, fiber one brownie crumbs stuck to my face, not sure if it's wednesday or sunday, waiting for the sweet release of death
Apr 18, 2016 162,169 notes

titanic-syncs:

I can safely assume at least 98% of us should be doing homework

Apr 18, 2016 28,316 notes
#i actually have my lab report out and in progress right now #yep #i'm a good student
Reblog this if you had to learn cursive writing as a child

colettel04:

If you were ever told or were made to learn cursive writing when you were in grade school.
I wanna see how many of you suffered like I did.

Apr 18, 2016 221,851 notes

chess-ka:

If Aragorn had had a choice in the matter, he would have sent three companions to Mordor with Frodo: himself, Sam, and Gimli.

Rereading LotR for the first time in a couple of years and rediscovering yet again how poorly Gimli was treated by the films. His first ever line in the book is “faithless is he that says farewell when the road darkens”. He is continually shown to be loyal, strong, eloquent, and kind. I wish we’d had more of that in the films.

Apr 18, 2016 616 notes
#gimli #lotr #YO #YO MY BUDDY MY PAL #I HEARD YOU WANTED TO TALK ABOUT HOW GIMLI GLOINUL IS THE BEST #yeah okay look short version #i have a lot of glitches with the movies #M A N Y #like a hundred and fifty of them are about FUCKING FARAMIR #(MY BOY HAS BEEN SO ABUSED BY PETER JACKSON) #(I WILL NEVER BE DONE BEATING PETER JACKSON WITH THE 'FUCK YOU' STICK ON BEHALF OF FARAMIR) #but the loss of that first line #the line that DEFINES GIMLI'S CHARACTER #that defines the WHOLE RACE OF THE DWARVES #(because what are they if not faithful to the bitter end) #(to the death) #(to the stone) #(faithful to their deals struck with those who betray them) #(too faithful to be corrupted by the rings given by sauron) #(faithful to the pits of kazhad dum and to the heights of erebor) #(and to all the losses they found there) #(the dwarves are a tragedy in a way that even the elves with all their starlight and sadness cannot quite match) #and gimli is the dwarf to define all others by #clear-eyed and loyal and mithril-tongued #and he does his people so proud with that first line #because dwarves do not falter and they do not shake and they do not say farewell at the darkened path #I AM ALWAYS GOING TO BE ANGRY ABOUT THE LOSS OF THAT LINE #ALWAYS
your full name without an E,F,R,S,K,I,M,L,C,A,Y,N

natsui:

(via gilbertbielschmidt, billie-joe)

Apr 18, 2016 337,826 notes
#ho jo #welp
Apr 18, 2016 633,541 notes
#history according to tumblr #art history specifically #the mona lisa

chocolatequeennk:

ghostcat3000:

fuckyeahilike:

telepwen:

licieoic:

impossiblewolves:

inkinmytea:

Current annoyance: I keep clicking kudos button on AO3 and then that fucker announces:

I don’t care. Some things just deserve more kudos. 

Comments are also effective…

I just thought of something.

A lot of people say they don’t leave comments because they can’t think of anything to say other than “I liked this” and they think it’s dumb or something.

So how about… You leave a comment that says “This is an extra kudos” because you can leave as many comments as you like, but you can only leave a max of two kudos (one logged in, one logged out). You can do this on every chapter if you want! “Extra kudos in comment form!” You get to express your extra love in an introvert-friendly way! :D

This is an amazing idea, and this post needs ten thousand notes.

good

I have severe comment anxiety but this is doable

BRILLIANT.

Apr 18, 2016 35,133 notes
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#hamilton
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Apr 18, 2016 155,396 notes
#oooooh #greek mythology according to tumblr #icarus #story time
on jakku giving people food freely (i.e. as a gift with no expectation of return) and saying its a gift is how they propose marriage. Giving different food back is how you accept. Rey in the resistance is SO CONFUSED. Why are you all into polygamy resistance people. Everyone is proposing to me. Im flattered general but really jfc where did this come from. I don't even know you random mechanic #6! Oh.... poe/finn... thank you for the apple. Would you like a space potato?

I’M PRETTY SURE WE ALL KNEW TO EXPECT A READ-MORE FROM ME ON THIS ONE. DID ANYONE NOT EXPECT A READ-MORE FROM ME ON THIS ONE? GOOD ‘CUZ WE’RE IN FOR THE LONG HAUL, KIDS. 

Keep reading

Apr 18, 2016 5,924 notes
#i like this a lot #A LOT #accidental marriage #star wars #tfa #rey #feral desert child who doesn't know any better #poe dameron #finn #the damerons
NASA has trialled an engine that would take us to Mars in 10 weekssciencealert.com

cantabilechaos:

panbelacqua:

amy-reblogs:

annlarimer:

wilwheaton:

thinkingingallifreyan:

honeywaspkittenbaby:

mindblowingscience:

NASA scientists have reported that they’ve successfully tested an engine called the electromagnetic propulsion drive, or the EM Drive, in a vacuum that replicates space. The EM Drive experimental system could take humans to Mars in just 70 days without the need for rocket fuel, and it’s no exaggeration to say that this could change everything.

But before we get too excited (who are we kidding, we’re already freaking out), it’s important to note that these results haven’t been replicated or verified by peer review, so there’s a chance there’s been some kind of error. But so far, despite a thorough attempt to poke holes in the results, the engine seems to hold up.

Continue Reading.

Well, I for one am getting my hopes up.

Warp factor SCHWING.

“Be waiting out front of the HAB, Watney, we’re not fucking waiting for you to get dressed. Places to be.”

Guys. Guys. I’ve been following this story for a while now and you don’t get it. Some guy made this and was like “well hi I made a thing and it shouldn’t go but it goes.”

And the science community was like okay that… there’s no way that works.

Then they tested it theoretically and it worked.

Then NASA was like okay but technically this breaks one of Newton’s laws so even if it theoretically goes it won’t like, actually go. So they built it and tested it more and it works.

So what we have now is the scientific community slowly cautiously freaking out because this GODDAMN EM DRIVE breaks the RULES OF PHYSICS but every time we test it, it FUCKING WORKS.

How cool is this????

Every time we’ve found something “broken” that functions, it means something is wrong with our understanding of reality. The next step is to figure out what, figure out what’s true, and open up a plethora of new scientific discoveries.

I’m so fucking PUMPED for SCIENCE

Apr 18, 2016 115,790 notes
#THIS REMAINS ONE OF MY FAVORITE THINGS #CAN YOU IMAGINE THAT PHONE CALL #'GUYS WE BROKE THE LAWS OF PHYSICS' #'WHAT DID YOU DO TODAY' #I FUCKING LOVE THIS #FUCK YES #SCIENCE BITCH #science! #star trek #LET'S BOLDLY GO MOTHERFUCKERS #I'M EXCITED #spaaaace
“So people say, what is there to be positive about? What is there to hope for? And my answer is always the same—Voyager. The two spacecraft we threw out into space with the hope of a planet behind them. One of them carrying a letter that said, “We are attempting to survive our time so we may live into yours”. The most hopeful letter any human being ever wrote. Our thoughts, our languages, our music all travelling now through interstellar space. The odds of either Voyager being intercepted within our lifetimes are infinitesimal, but that’s not the point. The point is that one day, so many days into the future we can’t even comprehend the number, some bored lifeform might scoop up a dead, battered piece of junk and find a planet’s hope inside. And if, against all odds, they can understand it, they might just train their sights on our backwater of space and find the place we once occupied and think, Damn. We missed a trick there. So here we are, going about our lives, and all the while the Voyagers are out there, hurtling onward. Every day you wake up they’re just a little bit closer to something amazing. And that’s what makes me smile every time I think of it. Voyager, and the journey never-ending.”—Voyager, Elisabeth Hewer (via elisabethhewer)
Apr 18, 2016 3,104 notes
#spaaaace #voyager #the space probe not the star trek series
Apr 18, 2016 347 notes
#i like it #leverage #oh lord give me health and strength #i'll steal the rest

ssardonyx:

general rule of thumb: history was gayer than you have been led to believe

Apr 18, 2016 154,660 notes
Play
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#i'm dying
Apr 18, 2016 2,031 notes
#claire is everything i aspire to be in life #claire temple #claire #claire is my everything you don't even understand #daredevil: a mess of saints and martyrs
To my fellow ADD/ADHD people!

littlestartopaz:

Do you have one thing your brain is always doing in the background?  For example, constantly playing music or pondering random things (which lets you think about two things at once).  This thing can also be particularly distracting or hard to think through when you’re having bad ADD/ADHD days.

I’m curious because a couple of people I’ve talked to have also said they have a “mental white noise” like listed above, and I would like to know how common it is among people with ADD/ADHD.  So if you could reblog, tag, or reply with your “mental white noise” and if you just have ADD or also have ADHD that would be awesome.  Or just reblog for signal boost would be cool too.

And a question mark for asks?

Apr 18, 2016 3 notes

bravedad:

i wonder how many people im in the “id be down if you asked” zone with

Apr 18, 2016 1,039,039 notes
ayyy after your brilliant Purim story could you do one for Passover, since that's coming up, if you haven't already?

okay CAVEAT: i have, at times in my life, been a serious* student of ancient egypt and so while i am comfortable historically telling Mostly Untrue stories about ahasuerus (xerxes) and Mostly True stories about the maccabean revolt it is, technically, my duty as a historian to tell u all that Nothing In The Passover Story Actually Happened, There Are Literally No Historical Sources For Ancient Israelites Migrating To Or From Ancient Egypt At Any Point, This Didn’t Happen

*i have never been a serious anything

unfortunately for history, u know how historical accuracy in storytelling is just like hanukkah foods?

(no, how is historical accuracy in storytelling like hanukkah foods)

I Donut Care About It. okay so like

way back in the waybackwhen there’s this dude joseph, and due to a large number of improbable circumstances involving fashion choices, a huge pit, and some well-timed freud-style therapy, joseph becomes bros with the pharaoh of egypt. on account of this joseph’s entire family moves to egypt; on account of this all of their friends move to egypt; on account of this all the jews start living in egypt, because as u may know, we all know each other.

eventually joseph dies, and also joseph’s bro the pharaoh dies, and also a couple more pharaohs die after that, and finally the pharaoh is like WAITAMINUTE WE GOT A SHIT TON OF JEWS LIVING IN EGYPT. WHY AND HOW DID THIS HAPPEN

and decides the best solution to this problem is to make all the jews slaves, because of reasons

but unforch jews keep having babies, because… jews… so the pharaoh is all like U KNOW WHAT WE’RE GONNA DO? WE’RE GONNA TAKE EVERY JEWISH BOY BORN… AND WE’RE GONNA KILL HIM. THIS WILL HAVE NO REPERCUSSIONS WHATSOEVER.

you may ask to yourself, “hey, don’t the jews have, like, a god? where is god in all this?” u would be right in asking this, because the jews are also asking this question. where is god?? why is he not fucking shit up?? wasn’t there, like, a covenant or some shit?

and the answer is, after a couple hundred years god is like Huh Whatsit Whazza Huh Oh Shit Yeah Jews. Fuck. Yes. Jews. I Have Those Now. because this is what happens when u make deals with infinitely old and infinitely powerful spirits whose hobbies include “gardening” and “whining about gardening”.

so god looks around and there’s this lady, yocheved, who’s birthin’ a baby; and there’s a couple of midwives called shifra and puah who are like WOW THAT’S A BABY BOY??? HM OKAY GUESS WE GOTTA… WANDER OUT OF THE HOUSE… BEFORE WE COME BACK AND KILL HIM. SURE HOPE NOTHING HAPPENS TO HIM BEFORE WE COME BACK. WOULD SURE BE A SHAME IF HE WERE TO MYSTERIOUSLY DISAPPEAR BEFORE WE COULD DO THAT THING.

the baby’s big sister, miriam, is like I GOT THIS. and she steals a basket and the baby and runs off and dumps them both in the river, where they whack into the knees of an egyptian princess, who is like “oh shit now i gotta be responsible for this water bottle.”

“i have an IDEA,” says miriam, popping helpfully out of the bushes. “why don’t you keep the baby and say he’s an egyptian and he won’t die. but also give the baby a BABYSITTER. wow i found one. she is jewish and also my mother. WHAT A COINCIDENCE HAVE A GREAT DAY”

so the baby, moses, is Definitely An Egyptian!! Not Jewish At All!! but raised by jews with jewish values. (THIS ALSO HAPPENED TO FOUNDING FATHER ALEXANDER HAMILTON. LOOK IT UP.) and identifies largely as a jew 

and one day he’s wandering along the pyramids and sees an egyptian whipping a jewish slave. he goes, NAH BRO, and kills the egyptian.

…have u heard of conflict management???? says the pharaoh, and kicks him out of the country. where he wanders and wanders and eventually meets a dude, becomes a shepherd for him, and marries one of his daughters, cos that’s how the life cycle works in Whateverthefuck BCE

one day he’s a-wanderin out in the desert when he comes across a bush. (you allllll know this bit.) and the bush is on fire but it’s not burning up and it starts yelling about taking his sandals off, etc, etc, and moses is like holy shit, it’s god.

Yeah, says god. Yes. I Definitely Remembered That I Had Jews And Now I Am Here To Free You From Slavery With A Genius Plan.

wow!!! says moses. what’s your genius plan!!!

Tell Pharaoh To Make You Not Slaves, says god. 

uh, says moses.

Look, says god. You Got Any Better Ideas, Hotshot? I Don’t Think You Do. And I’mma Send Your Brother With You Cos You Got A Speech Disorder. You Know How I Knew You Got A Speech Disorder? Cos I’m God. So Fucking There.

so moses heads back to egypt and is all like, sigh, okay, let my people go. look. i have this cool staff and it turns into a snake. it will eat your magician’s snakes. wow. this is not homoerotic at all. can we stop being slaves?

lol, says pharaoh.

WELL THAT FUCKING WORKED, says moses to god.

LOOK! says god. Look. Look I Have A Lot Going On Right Now!! Okay!! Jesus God!!! Always With The Judging!! Look, Have You Considered Turning Their Entire River Into Blood? That Always Works For Me.

THIS COULD HAVE BEEN YOUR FIRST RESORT INSTEAD OF THE FUCKING SNAKE THING??? says moses.

so they turn the river into blood. pharaoh is like, okay, dude, i can make water red too, we live in egypt, it is called iron in the soil. 

god is like, Nah, I Got More, Watch This Shit. frogs start pouring out of the nile; pharaoh’s like FINE Y’ALL CAN GO. 

god’s like cool!!! bam no more frogs!! moses is like COOL BRO THE FROGS ARE GONE SO WE’RE GONNA LEAVE TOMORROW. pharaoh’s like haha what? leave? who said you could leave? no one said you could leave. you gotta get that hearing checked moses bro

FINE, says god, and sends a shitton of lice; same deal happens, pharaoh is like YEAH and then is like UNYEAH. god sends a shitton of flies; god sends a livestock disease; god sends boils; god sends hailstorms; god sends locusts; god sends darkness for three days; pharaoh is like LOL, NOT LETTING YOUR PEOPLE GO; ralph fiennes and val klimer have a great duet; everything is terrible.

so god says to moses, Okay. Tell Your People, Take a Lamb And Slaughter It, And Paint Its Blood Above The Doorway Of Your House.

you’re gross, says moses.

No, says god. You Don’t Get It. This One’s Serious.

so the jews paint their doorways with lamb’s blood. moses goes to pharaoh, says, dude, i know we’ve had our bad times. but this is your last chance. i don’t want this to escalate, you don’t want this to escalate. sure, your people have been keeping my people as slaves and mistreating us, but there’s some shit that we do not want to do.

hahahaha, says pharaoh. knew u were too chicken to go through with it. have fun being slaves, nerds.

so moses goes home, and the sky opens up, and the jews pray in their rooms all through the night and open the doors in the morning to a wailing in the streets, because the angel of death has killed the oldest child in every single egyptian household.

Moses, says god. You Gotta Get Out Of Here. Don’t Even Let Your Bread Finish Baking. Just Run.

the jews grab their shitty unrisen bread and their living children and they run as far and as fast as they can until they hit the red sea. at which point they realize, well, they’re fucked, because pharaoh’s army is behind them, and it’s coming after them to take them back to be slaves again.

god has been following along in a pillar of fire and smoke, and god’s voice from the pillar says, Okay, Moses, This One’s On You, Raise Your Snake-Staff Thing Over The Red Sea. and moses does, and the sea splits in two– the waters pulling back, the dry land before them– and the jews run and run and run, and behind them, the enormous wave of the water crashes onto the egyptian army.

(brief interlude: AND THE WOMEN DANCING WITH THEIR TIMBRELS FOLLOWED MIRIAM AS SHE SANG HER SONG (HEY!) SING A SONG FOR THE ONE WHOM WE’VE EXALTED, MIRIAM AND THE WOMEN DANCED AND DANCED THE WHOLE NIGHT LOOOOOONG)

and they keep walking through the desert, and the bitter iron water becomes sweet when moses puts wood into it, and bread falls from the sky when they are hungry, and god says, Okay, I’ve Got A Place For You, It’s Not Five-Star Or Anything, But It’s Got So Many Livestock And Bees That It’s Literally Flowing With Milk And Honey.

that’s wonderful!!!! say the jews. oh my god you’re literally the best we love you oh my god!!!!

Cool, says god. How Does ETA: Forty Years Sound To You.

so they all gather at mount sinai, and moses walks up the mountain like okay, kids, you have literally one job and that’s to not worship anything, ‘kay? KAY, say the israelites.

moses goes to argue with god for a long while, and the israelites are like HE’S GONE, HE’S DEAD, LET’S GO, MOTHERFUCKERS, and melt down all their jewelry and make a cool cow out of it and start worshiping the cow. moses comes down and is like GOD FUCKING DAMN IT, smashes his tablets, has to go back up the mountain again.

Why Do I Even Keep These Assholes, says god.

i dunno, says moses. i guess if you wanted, you could wander off and let us be slaves for a hundred years. wait that would be terrible gosh you would never do that.

…Anyway, Let’s Get Stonecarving, says god.

down in the desert, we the jews make bad jokes at each other, get into arguments, poke at the gold cow bits, rest, wait for god to come back.

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#i love these #okay #these speak to the part of me that still knows how to sing sabbath blessings and be a smart ass about challah #that part is alive and kicking i promise #religion #story time #history according to tumblr

vaspider:

spyderqueen:

fire-is-her-water:

I keep seeing this fucking argument about trans people using bathrooms like “Well if that had been an option for me back in the day I totally would’ve signed up as a ‘trans-whatever’ to get into the girls’ locker room back in high school”  (Yeah, the fuckwit on FB I saw earlier actually said ‘trans-whatever’).

Like, you really, genuinely think that you, as a 16 year old presumably straight teenage boy would have changed your name, requested everyone you know call you by different pronouns, changed your entire wardrobe and look, went to school presenting yourself as a girl, dealt with the bullshit you would likely have gotten from your parents, family, friends, classmates, teachers, doctors, neighbors, people on the street, and rearranged your entire life…

Because you maybe, might have possibly caught a glimpse of a titty in the locker room?

Yeah, it’s clearly the trans people we should be worried about.

I always find it interesting that they seem to think that declaring “Given the opportunity I absolutely would have been a sexual predator” is a defense of their position.

I always find it interesting that they seem to think that declaring “Given the opportunity I absolutely would have been a sexual predator” is a defense of their position.

I am just going to save this, modify pronouns as needed, and use it as a response to this. Forever.

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kopfen:

just–mae:

kopfen:

I hate how some people are so arrogant or obnoxious when it comes to fandom shit like calm down you’re not some holy gate keeper to the land of whatever the fuck. Buzz buzz it’s Copernicus and he wants you to know that ur not the center of the universe so shut the fuck up and let people have their fun


I’m going to make this

Apr 18, 2016 254 notes
Replace one word of your url with “discourse”
Apr 18, 2016 24,074 notes
#discourse-writ-in-starlight #ai #maybe not #yes?
Apr 18, 2016 345 notes
#hamilton

anamatics:

thevelvetdevil:

smallercomfort:

luchia13:

hey guys psa regarding hospital bills

don’t just pay it. do not automatically pay the hospital bill when you receive it. call your health insurance provider and POLITELY say, “excuse me, i just received a bill for $1200 for my hospital visit/ER visit/etc., is that the correct amount i’m supposed to pay?” because hospitals bill you before your health insurance and they will take your money no matter how the amount due may change based on your health insurance looking at it. 90% of the time, if your health insurance is in any way involved in the payment of that bill, you do not have to pay as much as the hospital is billing you for. call your health insurance provider first, and POLITELY request clarification, always remember that the person you are talking to is human and this is just their job, and then you will very likely find out you actually only owe $500.

don’t shout at anyone about it, don’t get mad, just understand that this is The Way Things Are right now and call your health insurance provider before paying the bill your hospital just sent you. there’s a chance the hospital bill might be correct, true, but call your health insurance provider.

THIS IS SUPER IMPORTANT. after my car accident last year the hospital billed me ~$8000. They sent me letters asking me to pay, and I called them back saying my insurance was processing the claim. This is also what I told the collection agency when they kept calling me about the $1000 emergency room fee (billed separately from the hospital fee, mind you). Once everything got straightened out, all I was actually liable for was my $200 emergency copay.

!!!!!!! things my ass didn’t know !!!!!!!!

Yes this is a life lesson my adulting ass didn’t know I needed and I’m out 80 bucks for an anti-nausea pill. 😒😒😒😒😒

Apr 18, 2016 199,662 notes
I don’t say this enough but thanks for following me. it means a lot.
Apr 18, 2016 637,874 notes
  • Karen and Matt: (share multiple scenes)(create a bond over time)(flirt)(kiss)(start dating)
  • me: Ok, this actually isn’t as bad as I thought it would be. I mean I don't resent this as much as I thought I would while watching season 1. In my opinion, they would fit with each other more like friends, and I always preferred Matt and Claire together, but it isn’t that bad. Actually, they are kinda cute. I love Matt, I love Karen, they are both great people and they respect each other and support each other and are great friends, so this definitely isn’t that bad of notp as I would have expected in a theory. I guess one day I will be able to actually like this. I don’t mind it that much.
  • Frank: Her. I need to talk to her alone.
  • me: O. M. G. sign me the FUCK up 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 that’s what i’m talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good shit
Apr 17, 2016 2,863 notes
#basically me #my response to matt and karen was to sit bolt upright and throw my hands out #and literally scream 'DON'T DO THAT' #and like i guess i kind of came around on similar logic to above but still #ON THE OTHER HAND #frank castle #and #karen #are everything to me #i still really think their ship name should be kastle #because i think i'm hilarious #daredevil: a mess of saints and martyrs #kastle
GO ON ANON AND ASK ME THE MOST AWKWARD QUESTION YOU CAN THINK OF. IF I CAN'T PUBLISH IT, YOU WIN.
Apr 17, 2016 744,481 notes

keeperofthehens:

thequeerwithoutfear:

peace-bros:

hollowedskin:

xekstrin:

addidesu:

thequeerwithoutfear:

thequeerwithoutfear:

listen, i’m not saying that sensory processing disorder is basically the same as having daredevil-style supersenses, but that’s exactly what i’m saying

on a related note, i’m concerned that matt has only realized the bad things of strong sensory processing. like i don’t think matt takes full advantage of all of the things that are Amazing

is matt murdock playing with soft fabrics all the time? is matt murdock listening to Super Nice sounds? does he have a soap he loves the smell of? is he squishing flour in his hands? is he thumbing through book pages? is he petting cats? has matt murdock stuck his face in a warm soft cat belly recently 

has matt ever played with marbles? what about a single heavy round metal marble? does matt play with sea glass? does matt take warm baths? does matt take warm baths and put cold ice packs on his head at the same time? does matt suck on ice cubes? 

i just don’t think he’s doing this supersenses thing right and i would like to show him. like, matt. this is very important. i need you to take these scissors and run them down this wrapping paper for me. it will feel so great. matt. stop punching people for a second and stick this sticker to something. matt we need to wash your hair Super well also please put your hand in the sleeve of this fuzzy robe and touch it to the rest of the robe it’s like being a tiger. matthew michael murdock we are going to the yarn store Right This Minute to touch some stuff and buy nothing, also put your hand in this dirt it feels amazing this is the greatest thing that’s ever happened ever and you’re missing it why

We don’t see Matt Murdock indulging in these because he still has complicated Catholic guilt when it comes to feel-good situations like no i’m not worthy of sticking my hand into this bag of rice i have sinned.

#LET MATT SQUISH FLOUR

matt let me take you to the dry produce store we will buy dried beans and put them in the fridge then stick our hands in them and pour them on our faces you will love it i guarantee.

Matt… tell the story of what this bolt of fabric has been through. Matt, pls. Tell the really cool story.

i am SO HERE for this post expanding into exploration of cool sensory things matt murdock would enjoy. SO HERE. 

No one has told him about stim jewelry like spinner rings! D:

Apr 17, 2016 6,115 notes
#matt murdock #MATT HAVE YOU EMBRACED SOFT FLANNEL FRESH OUT OF THE DRYER #OR PLAYING WITH A STRING OF BEADS THAT ALL CLACK TOGETHER #IN A REALLY NICE ONETWOTHREE PATTERN #daredevil: a mess of saints and martyrs #OOOOOH WHAT ABOUT RICE #HONESTLY I SWEAR TO GOD JUST STICK YOUR HAND IN A BOWL OF UNCOOKED RICE #IT'S LIKE IF WATER WAS SOLID AND IT RASPS NICELY AND YOU CAN FEEL EVERY GRAIN #GO FORTH AND TRY IT

feynites:

libations-of-honey-and-milk:

In fairy tales and fantasy, two types of people go in towers:  princesses and wizards.

Princesses are placed there against their will or with the intention of ‘keeping them safe.’
This is very different from wizards, who seek out towers to hone their sorcery in solitude.

I would like a story where a princess is placed in an abandoned tower that used to belong to a wizard, and so she spends long years learning the craft of wizardry from the scraps left behind and becomes the most powerful magic wielder the world has seen in centuries, busts out of the tower and wreaks glorious, bloody vengeance on the fools that imprisoned her. 

That would be my kind of story.

When Princess Talia was fourteen, her eldest sister was placed in a tower.

Princess Adina was eighteen by then, and so of a marriageable age. She had grown quite beautiful, though she was more willful than winsome, and she did not care for the notion of the tower very much at all. Their mother did her best to persuade her on the subject. After all, the queen herself had been eighteen when her own parents had sent her to live in that very same tower, to be safely tucked away until her husband could be chosen, and then ride out to claim her. A tradition going back ages and ages.

Keep reading

Apr 17, 2016 72,084 notes
#ADLER #remember i mentioned that there was a post that prompted that very detailed story idea #this was the post #writing #nice #tbh i like my idea better but this is very nice

squidsisters-callie-marie:

fatalmirage:

eshusplayground:

claidilady:

steinbecks:

FOR FUTURE REFERENCE :

tumblr does this thing now where if you’re mentioned in a post with the @ system, you get notifications EVERY TIME that post is reblogged. basically, it treats every reblog after that @ as a brand-new notification of that @.  i’ve been getting notifications like 10 times a day on [this post] over here because it has like 10,000 notes now and every new reblog is a new notification for me. 

so if you want to share something with a friend*, just use that handy-dandy little messaging arrow at the bottom of the post and save everybody’s notifications

*(me)

oh my god tumblr why can none of your IT employees code 

siiiiiiigh.

@staff PLEASE FIX THIS

The ironic thing is that if people keep reblogging this constantly enough they’ll be forced to be plagued by this exact problem until they fix it

DO IT REBLOG CONSTANTLY

Apr 17, 2016 25,067 notes
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carlosdavidvaldes:

if ur bi/pansexual

  • you can call yourself gay and queer (if you choose to reclaim the latter), bc u experience same-gender attraction
  • you’re not in a “gay” or a “straight” relationship based on who you’re dating unless you want to define it as such yourself (you don’t need to let someone else define it for you)
  • don’t be afraid to stand up for yourself if the validity of your sexuality is being questioned based on the relationship you’re in or if you’re more attracted to one gender than others
  • also ur cute
Apr 17, 2016 157,565 notes

raisedbyhyenas:

raisedbyhyenas:

a thing I want: cute fluffy slice-of-life bullshit between monster girls and their human girlfriends

none of this broody “w-what are you” nonsense, just like

tossing a frisbee around with your werewolf girlfriend! (she swears up and down it’s not fetch, it’s just that it’s hard to throw a frisbee without opposable thumbs)

increasingly complicated reasons why your vampire girlfriend can’t actually skype in with your parents

your siren girlfriend singing opera in the shower

etc

and also none of them die tyia

Apr 17, 2016 20,621 notes

punkie-san:

sonseulsoleil:

teapotsahoy:

cornerof5thandvermouth:

ahsatan:

bloodpactscout:

miss-zarves:

i can’t believe it’s 2014 and there’s still no gay romantic comedy about vin diesel and dwayne johnson falling in love

They raise a gaggle of kids undercover working for a gov’t agency together

#’this summer…these two men learn…the heart is the most important muscle’

i would pay multiple dollars to see vin diesel and dwayne johnson portray a cute affectionate couple

Can’t believe it’s 2015 and there’s still no gay romantic comedy about vin diesel and dwayne johnson falling in love

THE THING IS I FEEL LIKE THEY WOULD BOTH DO IT IF THEY HAD THE CHANCE AND THAT’S WHAT GETS ME

I can’t believe its 2016 and there’s still no gay romantic comedy about vin diesel and dwayne johnson falling in love

Apr 17, 2016 431,173 notes

prokopetz:

Now that Deadpool 2 has been confirmed, folks are getting all worked up over what new characters might be introduced. There’s been talk that the director really wants X-23, but there’s also concern that now that Negasonic Teenage Warhead is popular, their roles might overlap too much to accommodate both of them (and realistically, there’s no way that Negasonic won’t be in the sequel).

I would like to propose a solution:

Introduce X-23 as Negasonic Teenage Warhead’s love interest.

*takes deep breath*

*screams forever*

Apr 17, 2016 2,943 notes
#YES PLEASE #SIGN ME THE FUCK UP #I NEED IT #negasonic teenage warhead #negasonic is my favorite i love her #deadpool
Apr 17, 2016 276,512 notes
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#hamilton #writing #me as fuck
“

Once, Philip II of Macedon sent Sparta a letter threatening to raze the city if he captured it.

In response, the Spartans sent back a single word.

“If.”

”
—a fight for the dawn; e.tammi (via boromirs)
Apr 17, 2016 6,147 notes
#you know you're a latin student when your response to this is #'yep' #'sounds like sparta' #history according to tumblr #latin
Apr 17, 2016 4,132 notes
#star wars #poe dameron #very true

wtfspemily:

do u ever see a theory and ur like ‘nah the writers aren’t that clever’

Apr 17, 2016 255,358 notes
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