Rise Up, Oh Heart, For There is Another Battle to Win
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can straight girls please stop shitting their pants over being mistaken for lesbians or being called lesbians as an insult?
when someone tries to insult you by calling you a lesbian, they’re a homophobe. if you actually find it insulting to be called a lesbian, you’re a homophobe too. this is not a difficult concept to grasp.
same goes for straight boys being called gay.
straight people who think they can use the word ‘faggot’ are probably the same people who don’t know ‘cracker’ doesn’t refer to the food but to the act of cracking a whip
#i actually did not know that #it’s almost as if white society wants to completely erase the fact that white people once were literal slavedrivers #who could have known
self aware white people are beautiful
imagine steve rogers’ face the first time he sees a same-gender couple holding hands in public imagine steve rogers’ face the first time he sees an interracial couple holding hands in public his smile could literally light up the whole universe
He would be SO FRICKING HAPPY
And anyone who thinks he wouldn’t needs to shut the fuck up because they don’t know a damn thing about Captain America <3
i scare people lots because i walk very softly and they don’t hear me enter rooms so when they turn around i’m just kind of there and their fear fuels me
Tolkien died in 1973. Reverse it and you get 3791. Three rings for the elven kings under the sky, seven for the dwarf-lords in their halls of stone, nine for mortal men doomed to die, and one for the dark lord on his dark throne.
my follower count is my birth year
did you know jesus personally?
slam DUNKED
what if you woke up and found your blogtitle tattooed on your body
honestly if disney ever did make a movie about lesbian princesses every single review would be like “a heartwarming tale of strong friendship despite the odds”
even if things end up a bit too heavy, we’ll all float on.
If someone ever tells you a certain song is important to them you should turn it up and lay on your bed and close your eyes and really listen to it even if its 10 minutes long because at the end you will know that person much better I think
My love for this post is unbelievable.
as we grow older, we are taught to put homework first, always. we are taught to set aside our interests to complete busy work. we are taught to indulge in time fillers, rather than doing what we really want. and so then, once in a blue moon, when we happen to have a day of no work, we don’t know what to do with ourselves. we forget what it means to be spontaneous; we learn to sit at a desk and focus. and I think that’s a shame
Mary Shelley, Frankenstein. (via riverran)
#mary shelley #this quote though #it’s all kinds of wonderful #hey remember that time one asswipe was like you have 30 seconds to name something invented by a woman… #…and Mary was like SCIENCE FICTION MOTHERFUCKERS #that was awesome #thanks Mary Shelley (via snappily)
And the next time someone starts claiming that teenage girls have ruined the horror genre with romance or whatever you can be like, hey dicksmack, teenage girls and romance built your genre so sit the fuck down.
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compulsive auto reblog
i want this tattooed on me at some point
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Mary Shelley fucking invented your favourite genre motherfuckers. You owe her Kirk and Vader and every goddamned Joss has ever done that’s made you cream your pants. Created when she was a teenager cause, hey, that’s how she rolled. She took love and showed it as the powerful, terrifying, all-encompassing, ruthless, wrathful thing it is.
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MY QUEEN
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And I would like to add:
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I do not spew profanities. I enunciate them clearly, like a fucking lady.
1) Aziraphale and Crowley are the best thing ever. Az is an angel, Crowley is a fallen angel who didn’t so much fall as sauntered vaguely downward. They’ve been relegated to working on Earth by their respective bosses, and once you’ve spent 6000 years with no one else to talk to you kinda become bros. Or boyfriends (I ship them so hard). They get dinner, get drunk, get into trouble, and occasionally get smote together. They also have a list of offenses that the other has committed that they bring up ALL THE TIME and they’re basically fantastic. They try to stop the Antichrist from ending the world and the whole thing is really just them fucking up one thing after another. Crowley doesn’t like to really torture people and has snake eyes and Aziraphale covets his bookstore and refuses to sell the books and wears tartan. They are fabulous, you will love them, I guarantee it.
2) A+ tropes-of-the-eighties smashing, which created some of the modern tropes we know and love. Including Bikers of the Apocalypse (smokin’ hot lady War with a big-ass sword, Famine who writes diet books, Pollution who is only there because Pestilence quit and retired to Africa, and Death who is done with everyone’s shit and baffled by modernity), very confused locals, an eleven-year-old Antichrist with the best of intentions, demons who are incompetent at best, angels who are just sort of dicks supporting the Apocalypse, a witch named Anathema who doesn’t fuck around with magic when she can just use the knife she carries, a book of prophecies by Anathema’s ancestor that is about absurdly minute and incomprehensibly important stuff, and a witch hunting guild that gets absolutely fucking nothing done.
3) The Bentley. The Bentley and an excess of Queen. A classic car and a classic band and if you don’t love it you’re WRONG.
4) A hellhound named Dog.
5) A group of kids called the Them who avert the Apocalypse.
6) The only way to get maximum blooms out of your houseplants is threats.
7) The only acceptable explanation ever of Creationism. I swear to God, you will laugh your ass off. I am a hard-core proponent of evolution and I am telling you right now that this book has the only acceptable version of Creationism.
8) Aziraphale’s collection of misprinted Bibles, including one that tells the REAL story of the Angel of the Eastern Gate of Eden.
9) Neil Motherfucking Gaiman.
10) Terry Goddamn Pratchett.
11) Neil Motherfucking Gaiman and Terry Goddamn Pratchett writing a book about the Apocalypse together and creating some of the best lines in the history of the world (seriously, if someone walked up to me and asked if it hurt when I sauntered vaguely downward from Heaven, they would get a phone number and a date WHAM BAM THANK YOU MA'AM).
12) If you are not laughing like a lunatic by the third page, you are probably a robot masquerading as a human.
OKAY I’VE SAID MY BIT AND IF THIS DOESN’T CONVINCE YOU I DON’T KNOW WHAT WILL. GO READ GOOD OMENS. DO IT NOW AND SPREAD THE GOSPEL WHERE EVER YOU GO.
hey baby did it hurt when you sauntered vaguely downwards
I would date the man who tried to pick me up with this line.
Or woman.
Unf.
Agreed.
-From my Coursera course, ‘Fantasy and Science Fiction: The human mind, our modern world.’
#i love this idea about feeding people #seen it explored before as various expressions of love but never stated explicitly #and oooh yes of course #mostly I am thinking of Sunshine by Robin McKinley #closed off and a bit of a brass-bound bitch but always needing to feed people #and it’s an excellent way of saying I CARE FOR YOU without needing to use words #easier too (via spybrarian)OMG I JUST FOUND OUT THAT SPEAKING TO YOUR PLANTS ONLY HELPS BECAUSE YOU’RE BREATHING CARBON DIOXIDE ONTO IT OMG I HAVE THOUGHT THAT TALKING TO THEM JUST KINDA WORKED BECAUSE YOU WERE BEING NICE AND ENCOURAGED THEM AND SUPPORTED THEM EMOTIONALLY
Not if you’re Crowley.
but what if a vampire drank the blood of someone who was anemic like would they be seriously grossed out
“what the fuck is this”
“i have anemia”
“can you take something for that you should…
missus-e said: No but fo reals, you know Coulson has a five step plan to fix the science babies. His plan b is to lock them in a room until they talk it out (or make-out).
(Sorry I made this a text post because, well, it got long.) BUT YES.
Director Phillip J. Coulson’s 5-Step Plan: Operation Fix the Science Babies
Step 1: Make sure Simmons doesn’t die at HYDRA.
One of my favorite things about Leverage is when a bad guy points a gun at Eliot and there’s that moment of,”well, this is gonna be awkward for you,” that crosses Eliot’s face.
