Rise Up, Oh Heart, For There is Another Battle to Win

rihahna:

I genuinely believe that if a whole city is not safe, you should reblog every post you see a horrible situation, to let everyone know that it’s not safe.

If any of your followers are in SYDNEY CBD, and they haven’t heard anything on the hostage situation in Martin Place, then here is a post to let everyone know that you should stay as far away from the city as you can, until it’s safe.
To everyone in Sydney, please stay aware, alert & stay safe.

elfstump:

honestly mr brightside can be in any playlist. make out playlist? mr brightside. getting over someone? mr brightside. funeral? you bet your sweet ass mr brightside will be on it

fightblr:

flaming-scrotum:

muggleland:

the ceo of abercrombie and fitch has a lot of nerve saying that ugly people shouldn’t wear his clothes when he looks like an albino orc from the lord of the rings

fashion

Now is the time to reblog this.
I’ve been awaiting this picture.

professorfangirl:

wibblywobblyspookywooky:

pocketangels:

an english major, an art major, and a film major walk into a bar

they all get ridiculed for pursuing what they love

#alternate punchline: they all get asked if they want to become teachers

plot twist: together they create the most dramatically intricate and visually compelling pieces of cinema the world has ever seen and make a cultural milestone and also a billion dollars

naturally-sythentic:

okay i need to talk about an issue

so like does anyone remember the shrek 2 dvd

and how it had this:

and then like…there was for no reason simon cowell

and he seriously sat on a fuckin panel with shrek and fiona like this was a regular fuckin thing for them 

and then like at the end u could choose which act u wanted to win and if u chose a really horrible one simon would throw the letter away and just declare himself the winner

…

we need to talk about this.

OH MY GOD THERE’S PROOF.  I HAVE THOUGHT THAT THIS WAS A HALLUCINATION OR SOME SHIT FOR YEARS.

dramatlcalmurder:

so i went into the other french class to drop off some things for the professor

and they were learning about compraritives and superlatives and the prof was like

“how do you say ‘i am better than you’?”

some kid in the back yelled “je suis beyoncé” and i lost my shit so hard

tentaclecupcakes:

dustbats:

so my brother showed me this website that translates the time of day into hexidecimal color

i could watch this all day~

wowsteven29:

howigothealthy:

sodamnrelatable:

Two scientists walk into a bar

The first says “I’ll have some H2O.”

The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.”

Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

THAT GIF

the other version

cutevictim:

Jesus was a homeless Palestinian anarchist who held protests at oppressive churches, advocated for universal health care and redistribution of wealth, before being arrested for terrorism, tortured and executed for crimes against the state, now go ahead and explain to me why he’d vote conservative. I’ll wait.

suckmybatman:

i find the idea of platonic soul mates so fucking amazing, like imagine finding someone who you feel complete with but you don’t have to worry about losing them to messy romance because they’ll be your best friend forever instead

the-bi-furious-babe:

daily reminder that there is no wrong way to be bi. you can be:

• asexual biromantic
• bisexual aromantic
• homosexual biromatic
• bisexual heteroromantic
• bisexual biromantic
• or any other combination that includes bisexual or biromantic
• with any preferences for any gender
• YOU ARE STILL BI AND WELCOME IN THE BI COMMUNITY

bloomin-eck:efferescent:

remember when a girl from my school wore a dress the same color as the green screen at prom

oh yes

her date did too

That is actually kind of awesome. 

benepla:

this is a post for every person w gender issues ever

• one day you’ll find the pronouns and name and clothing and niche that fits u comfortably
• until then,and whether you have or haven’t, you’re a lovely lovely person and you deserve happiness
• there’s nothing wrong with you
• and nothin’ wrong with experimenting
• and nothing wrong with changing your mind
• and people love u
• and u love people
• and i hope the world is good to you because you deserve it

basedgosh:

can we please get some sort of mental health education for parents i cant believe how many are in denial of their child’s condition

lumos5001:

6ae:

screeches:

i just realised its 12/13/14 today aka the last sequential date of this century god damn 

Its 13/12/14 americans please stop

just because you don’t have any more sequential dates doesn’t mean that we can’t 

hogwartsforeverhome:

hanadoodles:

PETITION TO MAKE LEARNING ANOTHER LANGUAGE COMPULSORY IN ENGLISH-SPEAKING COUNTRIES FROM A YOUNG AGE BECAUSE ENGLISH SPEAKERS ARE LAZY ASSWIPES WHO EXPECT EVERYONE TO SPEAK ENGLISH AND NEVER BOTHER EVEN LEARNING ANY OTHER LANGUAGE.

Actually, most of us would love speak another language but our education system sucks so we literally learn 4 words. It’s not because we are all lazy.

My first instinct when I see an animal is to say “hello”.

My first instinct when I see a person is to avoid eye contact and hope it goes away.

baby-hart:

baby-hart:

baby-hart:

baby-hart:

GUYS NO WHAT THE FUCK. I JUST LOOKED AT THE TIME ABOUT 20 MINUTES AGO AND IT SAID 1:50AM. NOW IT SAYS 1:12AM.

GUYS WHAT IS HAPPENING.

GUYS IM NOT JOKING SEND HELP I ACTUALLY THINK THERE IS SOMETHING WRONG WITH ME

i have just been notified that it is daylight savings time

carry on

claykaczmarek-y:

i sent this photo to one of my friends 

with the caption ‘motherfuckin bubbles. you best envy me’ 

and all he did was reply with ‘ARE YOU NAKED????’

i was like, ‘what??????????no???’

‘who the fuck takes a bath naked are you mad ???’