Rise Up, Oh Heart, For There is Another Battle to Win: Archive

I have a soft spot for parental figures who don’t want to admit they’re parental figures.
“I am not a father,” he says as he is followed by a horde of children.

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lokislongluscioussantahat:

coll-of-the-haunted:
zelda-in-a-tutu:
impmon:
babyferaligator:
babyferaligator:
beginning of joke
i honestly dont understand this joke and its frustrating me
Well, I guess you’re missing the
I do have a remarkable tendency to miss the Juicy Juice Hypotenuse.
Can we always call it that oh my god

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#i have a photoset problem #and here we see my photoset problem raising its head again

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loomeen:

cleapatrah:
dylanobylan:
i went to look up coup de foudre (“love at first sight”) but i fucked up
i fucked up so much
i didn’t know it was possible to fuck it up this much

i tried to see if it was true and i fucked up even more i’m sorry
This is so beautiful

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princess-of-lore:

mycheekyfinn:
official-nasa:
monilip:
dont-stop-runninggg:
knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit
wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad
That was deep
philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie
That was deeper.
common sense is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie you nasty

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rainbow-femme:

I love the term scientist because it’s so vague. Whenever I hear scientist, I imagine someone hurriedly trying to do every kind of science at once

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Eldon Marris: I don't think you realize who you're up against. Trent Hazlit is a corporate hitman--he's capable of anything.
Me: I don't think *you* realize who you're dealin' with here. Eliot Spencer is an *ACTUAL* hitman.

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pastel-chaos:

pastel-chaos:
pastel-chaos:
I’m gonna start watching Attack on Titan
Wish me luck
what the fuck
what the FUCK

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peace-love-maplesyrup:

square-enix:
humans are kinda cute we pass stories down generations to instill a sense of wonder in people we’ll never know and we have little bells on our houses to tell each other that we’ve arrived and we shiver when we get cold and we have an endless amount of curiosity and if the night sky is clear our first instinct is to look up at the stars and think about going on big adventures
I want to hug this post

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I'm just saying if Dean isn't actually Bi I want a 10 page paper from Jensen Ackles explaining what the actual fuck he thinks he's doing

this is my personal and professional manifesto

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#mark me down as scared and horny

“When athletes step into the social sphere and express opinions on issues outside of sports, we’re often met with one of two reactions. The majority of people thank us for peeling back the curtain on identities shrouded by uniforms. A small minority of people respond with what amounts to “Shut up and play.” These are the same people who buy jerseys and tickets to games, or watch religiously on television. They help pay our salaries, and because of that they think they have a right to tell us what we can and can’t say, essentially, what kind of men we ought to be. A lot of fans wear the jersey, and they consider it costume, not representative of a human being. Some support us as players but not as men. That the league is predominantly African-American helps explain why. I’m happy to say I don’t want you as a fan if that’s how you think.”—Cleveland Browns player Johnson Bademosi responding to critics of his “I Can’t Breathe” shirt (via micdotcom)

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librarienne:

direcartographies:
fun fact: the reason that the plural of goose is geese but the plural of moose is not meese is because goose derives from an ancient germanic word undergoing strong declension, in the pattern of foot/feet and tooth/teeth, wherein oo is mutated to ee. however ‘moose’ is a native american word added to the english lexicon only ~400 years ago, and lacks the etymological reason to be pluralized in that way.
Oh baby. Keep talking dirty to me.

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That awkward moment when there's a gay couple in the bible and nobody talks about it.

thediagonallie:

findadventure:
victoryjobs:
we were taught about how David and Jonathan were ~best bros~
when this was
obviously
not the case
#that time there was a gay couple in the bible and nobody talked about it ever
JOHNDAVE IS CANON I’M FUCKING LAUGHING SO HARD

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#i have a photoset problem #and here we see my photoset problem raising its head again

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#my hero #my queen #i worship your fearlessness #also your suggestion of pickle + donut being acceptable #because that shit is daring

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#aaand there it is #A+ gif usage #slow clap for the spn fandom

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Women: a woman cant even go out after dark by herself without fear of getting raped.
"Mens rights activists": men get raped too!
Shia Labeouf: I was raped by a woman.
"Mens rights activists": haha ok shia bet u enjoyed it ;)

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#toph is a bamf #and will always be a bamf #and has always been a bamf

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#i'm here for the puns really #i have a photoset problem #and here we see my photoset problem raising its head again #A+ pun use

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janisnotbritish: