Rise Up, Oh Heart, For There is Another Battle to Win

j6:

demonicdorothy:

japanese dragon:

- long
- chill
- no wings
- legs
- moustache
- in the sea

chinese dragon:

- long
- p chill
- no wings
- legs often but not always
- impressive beard
- 9 is a big deal

european dragons:

- jerks
- breathing fire
- wings
- often actually a wyvern
- compulsive hoarding
- caves

slavic dragon:

- three fucking heads bro
- can you believe it
- wings and like
- 3 whole heads

leviathan:

- honestly probably just a whale and you should all chill 

American Dragon:

- jake long

femlourry:

airbornranchdressing:

anakihn:

foxberryblue:

Stand where you are, look around, and list whatever liquidy thing is closest to you. This is now your fanfic lube.

GO THROUGH THE TAGS ON THIS POST OH MY GOD.

i decided to go through the first couple hundred tags (i had to stop bc i was laughing too hard) and here are some highlights

bobeestinger:

there are times

where castiel

is so

fucking

badass

and then theres times when

overtheunderpass:

overtheunderpass:

“are you on your period”

why yes, i am bleeding today

would you like to join me

it has resurfaced

zeoxx:

mrbritishhimself:

shrikestrike:

sportsketball:

good non gendered words to say instead of dude to someone who doesnt want to be called a dude

• buddy
• bud
• pal
• neighbor
• *australian voice* mate
• *cowboy voice* partner

don’t forget

• *strong Russian accent like Siberian winter* COMRADE

*Harsh demonic voice* MORTAL

*metallic voice* FELLOW DECEPTICON

owlmylove:

i was ringing up a winter hat for a man the other day and i said “oh, it’s so cute! i love the pom-pom on the top.” and he smiled and agreed and a few seconds later he picked the hat out of the bag and said “you called this a pom-pom?” and i said yes, that’s what i call them, and he explained that he was still learning english before he touched the hat again and said “pom-pom“ in a fascinated voice

tulimyrsky:

dickscratch:

literally like 95% of girls have stretch marks on their body and if you’re going to give them a hard time about them then you didn’t deserve to see her body in the first place

BEAUTIFUL SCARS OF LIGHTNING AND THUNDER, BLESSED BE THOSE DAUGHTERS OF THOR

drawsshits:

awabubbles:

dean’s always on about dying a violent death but what if he just trips over a brick and like, that’s it, that’s the end of the show

jmma-simmons:

people who are not excited for agent carter are not people that i trust

emilyjanesturgess:

meowrailsprite:

animatedcatastrophe:

I JUST GOOGLED WHAT CAUSES PERIOD PAINS AND APPARENTLY IT’S BECAUSE THE UTERUS CONTRACTS AND THAT CUTS OFF THE FUCKING BLOOD SUPPLY 

PEOPLE WITH PERIOD PAINS ARE LITERALLY FEELING THEIR UTERUS TRYING TO KILL ITSELF 

hello yes 911 this is an emergency my uterus is trying to kill itself

EVEN UTERUSES HATE PERIODS SO MUCH THAT THEY WOULD RATHER COMMIT SUICIDE THAN GO THROUGH 5 DAYS OF THAT SHIT

feminhistory:

nah but this isn’t even a “friendly reminder” anymore this is an angry as FUCK i am so done with your bullshit kind of FURIOUS reminder that ANCIENT EGYPTIAN ROYALTY PRIOR TO THE PTOLEMYS WERE BLACK POC

NEFERTITI WAS B L A C K

RAMSES II WAS B L A C K

QUEEN TIYE WAS B L A C K

HATSHEPSUT WAS B L A C K

WE HAVE BUSTS OF EGYPTIAN ROYALTY LOOKIN LIKE THIS

AND PEOPLE ARE STILL SUGGESTING THEY MIGHT HAVE BEEN WHITE

FUCK OFF OUT OF HERE

makochantachibanana:

starkstrider:

tyleroakley:

niamharthur:

bardofspades:

mituna-senpai:

what if every Tumblr user suddenly looses their mouse?

J = Next Post
K = Previous Post
L = Like
N = View Notes
Space = Show Photo
Shift + R = Reblog
Shift + E = Add to Queue
Z + Tab = Switch Blogs

THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING.

I just reblogged this with the command, shit

MAGIC.

pewdiepiesfanblog:

infinite-angels:

hinterland-x:

ppessimistin:

sightless-behavior:

floorcatcher:

sightless-behavior:

4lienmatt:

sightless-behavior:

Guys I’m crying omg I was drunk please stop reblogging this

They want it to stop…..we reblog it to the extreme

No no no lol please don’t

Forever reblog until 2017

O my god no

i cant stop laughing 

until 2017

only 3 more years.

I already added this to my queue, I don’t even know if i’ll still be on tumblr then

jainz:

frozun:

i think a lot of people forget that you can actually still come across as confident and have social anxiety

fionagoodess:

when people ask you how school is:

rebellious-wisdom:

rogha:

stratogender:

ahoneyjumbleutopia:

stratogender:

ok but consider this: nonbinary superheroes

“are you a man or a woman?”
“I’m a hero”
“What gender are you”
“Super”

A+

“Yeah, but what’s in your pants?”
“Justice”

“But what’s between your legs?”
“The crushed heads of my enemies”

bringmethepiercedphandom:

spontaneousmusicalnumber:

ierosicle:

incognito-author:

vacidicar:

spadenightmaren:

what if your phobias are based off how you died in a past life

Why is this not getting around faster

DUDE

then i died in some really strange ways

This meshes with another belief in a scary way for me. You know that myth that says lovers who committed suicide together are reincarnated as twins?
My twin sister and I are both terrified of heights, specifically precipices.

oh

bestnatesmithever:

berenzero:

ruthvioletjem:

theawesomesauce93:

queerchesters:

When the weather man said there’d be 6-8 inches of snow i wasn’t expecting this much, but that’s prolly bc I’m so used to guys lying about what 6-8 inches actually is

*spits drink*

best penis joke of 2014.. so far.. makes me damn proud

Did you say 6-8 inches of Snow?

You know nothing, Weather Man.