Rise Up, Oh Heart, For There is Another Battle to Win

lavidapoliglota:

writing tip: if in doubt add more dragons. if not in doubt add more dragons. dragons dragons dragons. “but it wouldn’t work out” I hear you say YOU ARE WRONG AND NEED THREE MORE DRAGONS “but it’s a romantic drama” you tell me well tough cookies friend you’re gonna need like eight more dragons. nine more. like maybe twelve. ＤＲＡＧＯＮＳ

spankingkink:

some Christmas themed feminism for u: all reindeer grow antlers but the males shed their antlers in late fall/early winter but female reindeer keep them until spring so all of Santa’s reindeer are female

floozys:

i can’t believe that shrek started out as a film making fun of disney’s capitalistic crap and then three sequels, two holiday specials, one spinoff, one musical and unlimited amount of merch later became the very thing that inspired it’s originally satirical existence… you either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain

thatshipcalleddignity:

illumise:

What if dogs bring the ball back because they think you enjoy throwing it?

This may have just changed my life

mydraco:

I just want to spend christmas break at hogwarts and go outside and throw snowballs and then eat a gigantic christmas dinner with friends from my house and go to honeydukes why can’t this be a real thing

mariavcblog:

It’s so adorable to see people watching AoS fpr the first time, having no idea about what’s going to happen and then they post like “OMG THEY KISSED!!!”

And I’m like…

*checks the clock* My sweet summer children, you have like 10 minutes left of that happines.

goatmeats:

i’m watching Extreme Couponing and i just saw a woman rack up a charge of over $1000 and then her coupon game was so fucking raw by the end of it the store owed her $8. what the fuck

kingsleyyy:

life is so hard when your best pal is a 9.5/10 and you’re a strong 4 with the right filter and lighting

afrofilipino:

just wanna remind my followers that i’ll tag triggers upon request, feel free to ask me privately, on or off anon is fine 

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

itsbenedict:

game where the protagonist’s wife gets killed and he is thus motivated to swear vengeance out of grief, but he’s so useless at getting revenge that his wife comes back as a ghost and goes “if you want something done right, you have to do it yourself” and possesses his body to do her own dang avenging

the-great-poolkid:

fat-sweatpants-and-chocolate:

johnlock-is-sublime:

So I found this website which has really cute fandom stuff…

and then there’s this glow-in-the-dark gem…

but also if you hover over the picture it shows you what the item looks like in plus size…

so yeah you guys should probably check it out 

GUYS THIS IS REALLY AWESOME WE NEED TO SIGNAL BOOST THIS SHIT

hey gametee you see this

yeah

this is how you do clothing models

get your shit together ffs

audio-sexual:

elionking:

Quvenzhané is actually a very easy name to pronounce once you get past the fact that your anti-blackness is the reason you refuse to take the two seconds it takes to learn how to pronounce it

tvbalt:

@ every single trans/genderfluid/bigender/non-binary/agender teen that isnt safe coming out to their family: i love you, i am proud of you, you are made of all the good things in the universe, and you are going to rock it every day. i am rooting for you all the way, every day. go out there and kill it. i believe in you.

castiel-knight-of-hell:

trashfoetus:

santa saw you reading all that gay porn

and now he’s reading it too

you get an extra special present for giving Santa good fic recs

kittyit:

here’s to all the abused people having to hang out with their abusive,  complicit, or invalidating families during the holidays, i’m sorry. i hope you can find somewhere safe to go back to and recover, and that one day you will have the celebrations you deserve with people who love & support you the way your family should have.

feministmagicalgirl:

don’t yell at cashiers if they are asking you to sign up for a charge/debit card - their employers are pushing them to ask everyone

don’t yell at cashiers if they’re taking too long folding your clothes in your bags - their managers are telling them not to ball up your shit bc it shows you care

don’t yell at cashiers bc they are taking a while to scan your card- machines fuck up

don’t yell at cashiers pls

wintersoldeirs:

important otp christmas question: who has placed mistletoe in every room of the house to get in as many kisses as possible and who is exasperatedly questioning ‘this is the 5th timE TODAY WHERE IS ALL THIS MISTLETOE COMING FROM?’ before sighing and leaning in

howtodadwithphil:

Phil Coulson’s definitive guide to finding a good babysitter: