Rise Up, Oh Heart, For There is Another Battle to Win

thechronicferuchemist:

Uterus, I do not understand your need to have a baby. We cannot afford a baby. I do not want a baby. Hell you wouldn’t even be happy if we had a baby. I find these temper tantrums you throw every month we don’t have a baby absolutely unacceptable.

knightscrest:

officialnasa:

knightscrest:

knightscrest:

how do astronauts say they’re sorry?

they apollo-gize!!

We dont apologize.

we are perfect.

nasa i know of at least 2 exploded spaceships that beg to differ

buckyybae:

damn right

dAMN RIGHT

DAMN RIGHT

tyleroakley:

jizzfrosti:

femininefreak:

professionalcinnabon:

DID YOU GUYS HEAR ABOUT THIS?

YEAH THE NATIONAL CATHEDRAL WAS HAVING IT’S FIRST EVER MUSLIM PRAYER

HUGE RIGHT? Well this lady comes in during the prayer and shouts, “Jesus Christ died on that cross over there!” He is the reason why we are to worship only him. Jesus Christ is our lord and savior!”

guess who

She’s also this woman…

the legend continues 

and the devil laughs

zori-ravehound:

miketooch:

therudestbuddhist:

don’t fucking tell me that my talent is a “blessing” or a “gift.”  it wasn’t given to me at all.  i got to where i am today because i picked up a crayon in kindergarten and i haven’t put it down for 20 fucking years, not because some supernatural entity decided to sprinkle a little magic talent dust into my dna

“I wish I could draw!” No you don’t or you’d be drawing right now, you just wish drawing was easy.

SOMEONE SAID IT

paperswallow:

I can stomach bro-type boys who actually are quite sweet and loveable beneath their bro exterior significantly more than like, guys who study philosophy and write “poetry” but beneath it all actually have the skewed moral compass and heedless self absorption of your common or garden bro.

ambitchiousjuvenile:

flannelssnapbacksandvans:

thahalfrican:

A relationship should be about building each other up, together as a team.

Don’t be in a relationship if it doesn’t improve your life over being single.

it’s ok to be with yourself.

Read this. And then read it again.

applies to friendships too

thespoop-neverbothered-meanyway:

okay i need to talk about an issue

so like does anyone remember the shrek 2 dvd

and how it had this:

and then like…there was for no reason simon cowell

and he seriously sat on a fuckin panel with shrek and fiona like this was a regular fuckin thing for them 

and then like at the end u could choose which act u wanted to win and if u chose a really horrible one simon would throw the letter away and just declare himself the winner

…

we need to talk about this.

coluring:

i’m closer to the age 20 than 10 this isn’t good

angielovebands:

magcon-and-disney-and-bands:

pipechan:

love-lives-to-hurt:

mistize:

one girl scrolled past this and woke up without boobs

Forever reblog cuz I don’t wanna wake up without boobs.

The fucking notes

Just read the notes

I’m not gonna risk anything

its-ga-linda-with-a-ga:

a quick reminder:

not everyone knows what is and isn’t offensive

not everyone has the knowledge you do on slurs and their impact

so how about instead of bullying people who are wrong and writing them off as terrible people, you try educating them?

And if you say “it’s not my job to educate them” but you consider yourself an activist, you are not a very good activist.