Rise Up, Oh Heart, For There is Another Battle to Win: Archive

tinmantonystark:

I wonder if Tony has to send out cards to everyone who takes up residence near Stark/Avengers Tower
Something like: I’m sorry for any damage that may occur while you’re near us, but you’re the one who thought it would be a good idea to live near the Avengers.
P.S. Don’t feed Clint
P.P.S. Yes, your insurance covers everything
P.P.P.S. No, really, don’t feed Clint. He’ll just keep coming back.
Welcome to the neighborhood.

Sep 15, 2014 8,292 notes

ask-gallows-callibrator:

tebianco:
winchesterson:
perplexingly:
geosaurus:
perplexingly:
Imagine dragons sleeping the same way giraffes do
Yessss! I wanna draw sleeping dragons tooo
Maybe they sleep like camels…
or cats…
or…. uh… snakes?
Yeeeeaaaaah
Or maybe they sleep on trees
There is nothing about this post I don’t love
maybe they sleep like bats
FUCK I LOVE ALL OF THIS

Sep 15, 2014 369,289 notes

the-grace-of-cas:

sonianeverland:
hey
hey friend
dont kill yourself tonight ok
you have a really pretty smile and i know its not always easy to manage one but itd be a bummer if we never had the chance to see it ever again
youre really important and you matter a lot so stay safe and try and have a nice sleep
I would like a moment to thank the people who reblog post like this so that it eventually shows on my dash.
It is keeping me alive

Sep 15, 2014 1,618,142 notes

Sep 15, 2014 3,233 notes

Sep 15, 2014 565,134 notes

jaegerrrrr:

yknow who needs some support? aromantic people.we grow up in a society where we’re taught that being in love is the best thing in the world and falling in love and getting married and having kids is literally the only thing you should want in life. and for aromantic people, or anyone on the aromantic spectrum, that’s just really, really shitty.

Sep 15, 2014 62,647 notes

mahbuddymycroft:

fivetail:
dopernose:
Back in prehistoric times it was just a free for all. God was putting antlers on everything and made 7 foot tall gophers with wings, it was a mess.
Look at this poor, impractical bastard.
The prehistoric era was God’s Deviantart stage.
Now he just hides all of his stupid-looking OCs in the ocean where no one can find them.
I can’t not reblog this

Sep 15, 2014 339,668 notes

Sep 15, 2014 1,593,100 notes

Let's raise children who wont have to recover from their childhoods

flowrescentonyx:

THIS IS SO IMPORTANT I STOPPED BREATHING

Sep 15, 2014 922,920 notes

Sep 14, 2014 32,028 notes

Sep 14, 2014 868,714 notes

Sep 14, 2014 19,285 notes

Sep 14, 2014 198,211 notes

buckysbadonkadonk:

mcu has rarely ever disappointed me, but i am definitely disappointed that sif and darcy have yet to meet
like could you imagine how awesome and cute that would be? darcy would totally be swooning over what a badass babe sif is and be like “omg warrior goddess teach me how to fight like you!!” and sif would be more than happy to train a fellow lady fighter, and long story short, they become girlfriends <3

Sep 14, 2014 24 notes

Sep 14, 2014 506 notes

I'm in my father's class at my high school. He said this today:
Him: As some of you may not know, I'm a feminist.
class: *laughs*
Him: No, really, I am.
Class: *laughs again*
Him: Why is that funny?
Asshole: Because you're a man, and you shouldn't think that way.
Him: Well why not?
Asshole: I dunno that's just the way that is.
Him: I'm a feminist because of my wife. She and I have the EXACT same job. Yet, I make more than her.
Class: *laughs*
Him: Why is that funny? Shouldn't women be paid equally as men?
Same Asshole: No, they're supposed to be in the kitchen.
Him: *slams fist on asshole's desk* Why?
Asshole: Because that's how it is.
Him: Why?
Asshole: That's their job.
Him: Why?
Asshole: *can't come up with another answer*
Him: I'm a feminist because my wife has the exact same job, gets less pay, and with that, I can barely support my three children. If she got paid as much as me, life would be a bit easier for all of us.
*note, my mother is a teacher like my father*
Him: Women gave birth to us, and now, here in the state of Michigan, they can't even have their own rights? It's 2014 people! Grow up or get out of my class.
Class: *silence*
Him: Now.. Louis XVI

Sep 13, 2014 158,555 notes

cuttlefishgarden:

thecube42:
YOU WOULDNT DOWNLOAD A DRAGON
If I could download a dragon all the cops in the world couldn’t stop me

Sep 13, 2014 314,925 notes

velvetqueer:

uhmwillowsomething:
huesosmccoy:
why do people say “don’t be a pussy” when talking about weakness more like “don’t be a man’s ego” because you know there isn’t nothing more fragile than that
uh
because “pussy” is the shortened form of the word “pusillanimous”, which means “timid, cowardly”
and not the slang word for the female genital region?
literally no one else knows this. nobody.

Sep 13, 2014 613,682 notes

Sep 13, 2014 426,114 notes

Quote of the Day

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. Then, when you do criticize them, you’re a mile away, and you have their shoes.

–Jack Handey

Sep 13, 2014

#daily quote

unkhs:

I used to be like “I wonder what would happen if I set this thing on fire” and since then I’ve learned that more often than not the answer is “it’ll be on fire”

Sep 13, 2014 381,553 notes

romanticizing-death:

bahboh:
one thing i love about college is that everyone is so exhausted that nobody judges anyone for sleeping anywhere like
just rest your eyes
get comfy
we’re all in this together
you are safe here
it will be ok
This is by far the cutest college post I have ever seen

Sep 13, 2014 402,110 notes

Sep 12, 2014 125 notes

Sep 12, 2014 1,099,462 notes

Daily Quote

Between the idea
And the reality
Between the motion
And the act
Falls the Shadow

–The Hollow Men, T. S. Eliot

Sep 12, 2014

#daily quote