Rise Up, Oh Heart, For There is Another Battle to Win
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i-learned-it-from-the-pizzaman:
So my teacher told us that two blue eyed people can’t have a brown eyed kid and this kid in my class said “but both my parents have blue eyes and I have brown eyes”. The teacher said “so you’re adopted”. THe next day the kid came in and told us that he confronted his parents about it and that they said he was adopted but wanted to wait for the right time to tell him.
some guy was trying to hit on me while i was out getting coffee today.
So I pulled out my phone thinking he would go away if looked busy. instead he asked me “so is that a picture of you and your boyfriend”.
THIS IS MY PHONE BACKGROUND:
I said yes.
the girl in the back is a shifter
god dammit spn fandom
Moment of silence for all the people who will never see this joke because they blocked the word ‘Spoiler’.
One time in a science class this guy was talking about how nerdy girls aren’t cute, but it is kinda sexy when a hot girl can use a microscope so I looked back at him and said, “yeah, it must be nice when a girl can finally see your penis”
god bless your soul
DESTROY THE MYTH THAT TEENAGE GIRLS WHO IDENTIFY AS BISEXUAL ARE DOING IT FOR ATTENTION
Marvel has us so freaking whipped, we’re all willing to sit through 10 minutes of credits for 30 more seconds of movie
Reblog if you, ace spectrum or not, would rather have a dragon than than sex.
Come on, you’d have a dragon, you’d be rich as fuck
What if the dragon refused to get a job and only sat on the couch playing Wii and eating mustard pretzels all day?
Then you’re in exactly the same position as you would be if you had a boyfriend, except he’s a dragon.
Dragons are always better than boyfriends.
Dragons, guys. How is this even a debate? MOTHERFUCKING DRAGON.
Anxiety really cramps my style like how am I going to seem chill and fun if I often start trembling and breathing heavily and developing a look of impending doom in my eyes
If Iron Man can do it, so can I
this is literally one of the most inspirational things
Prude - a woman who won’t fuck you
Dyke - a woman who won’t fuck you because you have a penis
Slut - a woman who fucks other people and not you
Tease - a woman who won’t fuck you even though she smiled at you
Feminist - a woman who won’t fuck you because she has, like, thoughts and stuff
Bitch - a woman who treats you the same as you treat women
I wish I was on my phone because I would put like a million clapping emojis under this
ok y’all
how do i ask a boy out
roses are red
violets are blue
guess what, my bed
has room for twoOH MY GOD NO
twinkle twinkle little star
we can do it in a carSTOP IT
row, row, row your boat
gently down the stream
merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily
i can make you screamI feel like the last one is verging dangerously into serial killer territory
Pretty sure “money can’t buy happiness” is meant to actually mean “don’t neglect emotional health and caring for the people in your life in the pursuit of more wealth than you need”, but instead middle-class and rich people use it to tell poor people “don’t strive to have financial security even though I have it”.
I want to give this post a hug
here’s a tip
if someone says they don’t drink, they don’t fucking drink
respect it
And if someone who does drink says they’re not drinking that night, they’re not drinking that night
Respect that too
“i am not at all physically attracted to you”
is an absolutely valid reason to not want to date someone.
People had the nerve to call me shallow for this.
By the way, it’s also totally cool to turn someone down without explaining your reasons. You are not interested, no will suffice. Do not feel pressured to explain your decisions to someone else.
this is so important.
“I named you because you hadn’t the voice to name yourself. Now that you have found your voice it’s for you to tell the world what your name is.”
I went to a Transgender Day of Remembrance conference tonight, and the transgender speaker, Channyn Lynn Parker, said that her mother said this to her in response to her transition.
I find it so beautiful.
amazing
now THAT is how to be a good ally.
being born in the 90s is really weird and cool because we were the first generation to be introduced to technology but we still had a childhood playing outside on our bicycles like my whole street used to be filled with kids doing kart wheels and playing together and i know i sound like a grandma like i love internet and iphones but idk when i look at my niece i think we were the last
why does everything turn into a “Canada/America” debate
we are a bromance
we should act as bros
#longest unguarded border in the world say what #cause we got each otha’s backs #you fuck with canada #then you fuck with the united states #and if you fuck with the united states #well we probably deserved it and we dont want canada to get hurt so they stay out of it
Hi y’all You all should sign and share this petition to Obama to enact a law called Leelah’s Law to Ban Transgender Conversion Therapy
This was Leelah Alcorn’s last wish, please share
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOST
254 followers. All of you better sign this.
Boost it!
Only 24,481 are needed to have it enacted, as of my signing!!! WE are so close!
emotional abuse is when someone does something to hurt you, and when you express your feelings, that you’re upset, they turn it around to be something you did to hurt them and they force you to apologize for it, and your feelings, like always, are rendered invalid and silenced, forever damaging the ability to trust others with your feelings because they always are used against you.
this is important because so many people don’t know this
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(ʘ‿ʘ✿) “what you say ‘bout me”
(ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ “hold my flower”
✿＼(｡-_-｡) “Kick his ass, baby. I got yo flower.”
i found it
the original post
i found it
this should have the opportunity to be on everyone’s blog.
SO HELP ME GOD YOU LITTLE SHITS BETTER USE FAFSA.GOV TO FILL OUT YOUR FUCKING FAFSA.
IF YOU PAY $88 TO FILE YOUR FAFSA AT FAFSA.COM, I WILL SMACK THE DUMB LOOK RIGHT OFF YOUR DAMN FACES. FAFSA.COM IS NOT AFFILIATED WITH THE US DEPARTMENT OF ED. THEY ARE BAD PEOPLE WHO WILL TAKE YOUR MONEY AND CHARGE YOU TO FILL OUT A FREE FORM. A FREE FUCKING FORM. FREE IS THE FIRST WORD IN THE ACRONYM!
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-THE VERY ANGRY SUDDEN ADULT
steve rogers is literally the embodiment of break the law to do what you believe in and you believe is right
i kinda want to see a bunch of like, rebel punks wearing cap emblazoned gear and pissing off baby boomers by pointing out that the captain america they loved so dearly never once actually followed the rules
I’ve done it, it’s incredibly gratifying.
It scares me that there’s only 1000 reblogs.
It scares me that there’s only 3000 reblogs.
how old is google?
google is 13 today
“black widow is just there for the sex appeal”
“clint barton is useless”
“captain america is the most boring avenger”
“no one cares about a black widow movie”
“sam wilson is HYDRA”
“loki’s just misunderstood”
i think one of my favourite things about 2014 was the sdcc chris evans left boob grab fiasco
James Rohdes and Sam Wilson totally get together and talk about the shit that Tony and Steve get them into.
“There were aliens!”
“Yeah, well a building collapsed on me.”
“Aliens, man!”
