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February 2015

Feb 9, 2015 110,015 notes
  • Student: can I forfeit math and learn two or three languages instead
  • Student: it'll actually apply to my life
  • American School System: you have to learn math
  • Student: I know basic math and algebra
  • American School System: because you'll all becoming engineers
  • American School System: all of you
  • American School System: you need math
  • American School System: for engineering
  • American School System: art? no you're an engineer
  • Student: what if I don't want to be an engineer
  • American School System: we're all engineers
  • American School System: life is only engineers, this is america for pete's sake
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  • Parker: Why is Eliot pouring your tea? Did you brainwash him again?
  • Sophie: No, neuro-linguistic programming. It's amazing what you can do with the power of suggestion.
  • Eliot: *realizing what's happening* Dammit! Sophie - not again.
  • How often does Sophie brainwash Eliot?
Feb 9, 2015 161 notes
#leverage

jlbeattys:

50 shades of shut the fuck up about this book i’ve read better smut written by virgin teenagers for free

Feb 9, 2015 380,151 notes
#REAL FUCKING TALK
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#i love epic tales
Feb 9, 2015 121,728 notes
#otp: budapest
S/O to the kids who went to college and truly wanted that degree but couldn't get it because financial aid and student loans is some puree bullshit.

samoanshehulk:

singleplaidqueer:

shanellbklyn:

hersheywrites:

You are not a failure.

Thank you 😔

Needed this.

Really needed to see this like moms apologized for not being able to afford it and I know in her heart she ment it. Shit ain’t all gravy but we still made it work

Feb 9, 2015 18,514 notes

moonlightofday:

his-royal-queerness:

there are bugs that are literally, split down the middle, half male and half female, worms and snails that have both sets of genitalia, fish that just up and switch sexes when there’s a male or female space in their group that needs filling and you want me to believe that God hates all sorts of gender-bending in his children

I think you need to take a better look at God’s creation

You don’t even have to be religious to see these as amazing points

Feb 9, 2015 150,898 notes
Send me a stereotype about my country and I will tell you if it applies to me.

ariannernartell:

For the rebloggers: Make sure to put your country’s name in the tags.

Feb 9, 2015 196,982 notes
#america #oh god i'm afraid #please don't hate me i swear i'm decent

transkaidan:

do u ever have that one female character who u like that could literally beat u up and you’d say thanks

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#easy A #god bless humanity for making this movie
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neon-taco:

thegirlclarke:

musicalmrlove:

onemankingslife:

youngblackqueen:

pussy-flavored-ramen:

weakassposer:

stealing confederate flags and lighting them on fire should truly be the new shit everybody is doing in 2k15

Yes

I live Georgia so that hella confederate flags.

Florida too smh

^^

This! Let’s make it a trend.

Don’t get killed doing this but burn away!

Feb 9, 2015 10,983 notes
Hello friend, are you having a bad night?

cynicalfelines:

Well,

Here is a live kitten feed

Here is a live puppy feed

Here is a live penguin feed

Here is a live English Bulldog puppy feed

Here is a live parakeet feed

Here is a live sea otter feed

Here is a live panda feed

Here is a live calf feed

Here is a live chick feed

Here is a live sloth feed

*turns on adorable animal feeds and gives you soft pillows and blankets*

Feb 9, 2015 299,341 notes
#TOO MUCH CUTE #excess of cute
Feb 9, 2015 168,907 notes
#i'm here for the puns really #I have a photoset problem #and here we see my photoset problem raising its head again #A+ gif usage
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#flawless
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schnika:

vodkanme:

daftlypunk:

do not flirt with women when they are at work

do not take advantage of women who are in situations where they cannot say no or be blunt

honestly

Also at work they can’t leave. If you’re harassing a worker you’ve put them in a situation where they can’t remove themselves or respond in an appropriately angry manner without putting their jobs or safety in jeopardy. Stop that shit.

Feb 9, 2015 318,476 notes

sniffing:

psychobloomin:

sniffing:

freedom of speech doesn’t protect you from the social repercussion of your words, remember that next time you try using that as a justification to spew hate.

hope you like living in your totalitarian world

god forbid you live in a world where your words have consequences

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sherlock:

arynapril:

sher-lockedoutofthetardis:

Idk my relationship with my siblings is always either “yo I’ll help you hide the body” or “do not even breathe in my direction” there is no in between.

#it’s either ‘yo I’ll help you hide the body’ or ‘yours is the body I’ll be hiding’

Feb 9, 2015 426,198 notes

vinegarteeth:

Just so everyone is perfectly clear:

  • serial killer = killed three or more people, all at separate events/times
  • mass murderer = killed a large number of people (usually 4+) in one event
  • spree killer = killed two or more people in a short time at multiple locations

Because not everybody knows the actual definitions of these terms, and at times I see people misusing them, and I just want the proper information to be known.

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#I have a photoset problem #and here we see my photoset problem raising its head again
How do you get followers?

Luck 

Feb 9, 2015 12,955 notes

vesperass-anuna:

Someone with Snape on their blog header shitting over Ward. 

I’m not sure if I should headdesk or laugh. 

WHAT DO YOU THINK SNAPE WAS IF NOT A DOUBLE AGENT JUST LIKE WARD. 

Feb 9, 2015 20 notes

butwhyisallthecoffeegone:

lumionescence:

southern-shinigami:

Asexuals are confused.
Bisexuals are confused.
Pansexuals are confused.
Homosexuals are confused.
Heterosexuals are confused.
Everyone is confused as to why you think you should have a say about a relationship that doesn’t involve you.

this ended so nicely.

And also how to do taxes. We’re confused about how to do taxes too.

Feb 8, 2015 407,338 notes

cassywinchestertheangel:

discodeaky:

If you’re ever having a bad day, just remember that Princess Diana once asked Freddie Mercury to dress her up like a man and sneak her into a gay club, and he did it.

This is the best thing I’ve ever read

Feb 8, 2015 178,959 notes
  • rowena: i'm looking over the plans
  • godric: yeah
  • rowena: what's this weird series of rooms accessible only by a hatch in a room on the right hand side of the third floor corridor
  • godric: oh that's for if we ever need to hide a priceless artifact for some reason
  • rowena: why would we hide a priceless artifact in a school
  • godric: safest place
  • rowena: fucking is it though?? there's a giant snake somewhere
  • [in the distance]
  • salazar: there's no snake you are wrong stop being wrong
Feb 8, 2015 53,908 notes

123ery:

i dont care if text posts are fake, let me believe the world is funny and creative and parents are weird and teachers are fun and coincidences always line up with the joke. it gives me hope.

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opeggycarter:

halftimesharks:

opeggycarter:

halftimesharks:

if this post gets 100,000 notes i’ll wear the super bowl shark suit to prom

GUYS PLEASE MAKE MY FRIEND GO TO PROM 

SHE LITERALLY WILL NOT GO TO PROM OTHERWISE 

AMY I’D ACTUALLY BE LESS LIKELY TO GO IN A SHARK SUIT EVERYONE PLEASE STOP OH GOD

YOU WILL KEEP YOUR PROMISE TO THE TUMBLR PEOPLE IF THIS REACHES 1OO,OOO NOTES

Feb 8, 2015 148,010 notes
http://lupinatic.tumblr.com/post/110487458440/chordatesrock-wait-wait-the-entire-fandom-haslupinatic.tumblr.com

chordatesrock:

Wait. Wait. The entire fandom has been arguing for years over whether to take the 40 students in Harry’s year and multiply by seven to get Hogwarts’ total student population (280) or trust Rowling’s estimate of the total (1000) and assume there are more students than 40 in…

Feb 8, 2015 60,547 notes

mildmoderngirl:

millennial goals and dreams are so minimal

“i want to drive a car that doesn’t break down all the time”

“i want to one day consider buying a place instead of renting”

“i’d like to not be in so much debt”

we are the least entitled generation but we get the most shit

Feb 8, 2015 146,492 notes
“I was homophobic. So God gave me three gay kids and told me to grow the hell up.”—My friend’s Mom  (via oitheresawargoingonhere)
Feb 8, 2015 401,316 notes
#how to parent
  • Parker: I never get to do anything fun.
  • Parker: *poutily swan-dives off a building*
Feb 8, 2015 128 notes

diva-gonzo:

cerebralzero:

runnerbunny483:

I shouldn’t have reblogged that aesthetic pic with guns on it.

Those things kill people and animals. 

Stop seeing weapons as art.

Weapons are art.

One can appreciate weapons without appreciating violence. Just as one can take pleasure the work of a painter but dislike the actions of that same painter.

Beautiful tools. It’s the wielder who should be held accountable, especially since they are inanimate objects.

Feb 8, 2015 34,995 notes

jean-luc-gohard:

The only good thing to come out of 50 Shades of Grey is reading about how much the actors hate each other, the director and the author hate each other, and nobody but the author seems to think it’s going to be anything short of a disaster.

Feb 8, 2015 7,562 notes

ludakristen:

kims-possible:

ludakristen:

*pauses mid bj to put hair in bun* ok leggo

Ok so real talk I dated this guy for a while and whenever I went down on him I would tie my hair up. He told me later that I had accidentally conditioned him so that anytime I put my hair up around him he would immediately get a boner.

This is amazing

This is true power

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Girls

fullmetalpuppy:

Some girls are confident

some girls are shy

some girls like boys

some girls like girls

sometimes, they like both

some girls don’t dress in a feminine way

and some do

and some girls weren’t born girls, and that’s fine



some girls cover up

and some girls don’t

some girls are bigger

some girls are smaller 

some girls are smart

and some girls aren’t

some girls are nice

and some girls are mean



but no matter what,

all girls are people
and we should be treated like it.

Feb 8, 2015 359,199 notes

kneelbeforemistressphil:

kaalashnikov:

your-continuum:

kaalashnikov:

do you ever sit there and wonder what life must be like for people without anxiety

like they just

DO THINGS

without worrying about them first

wow

Anxiety is an excuse

I hope you walk barefoot on a world of legos for the rest of your life

The first time Tony Stark had an anxiety attack he thought he had been poisoned.

think about that

Feb 8, 2015 794,958 notes
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