Rise Up, Oh Heart, For There is Another Battle to Win
Month
‘Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:
All mimsy were the borogroves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.
–Jabberwocky, Lewis Carroll
still laughing about yesterday during gender/sexuality studies class when our professor had everyone chant “VAGINA! PENIS! VAGINA!” a few times to make us more comfortable with saying those terms
and this girl just stands up slowly and says “…this… this isn’t math class…”
is every time my friend gets stop to be told off by some white person, very rudely, how his tattoo of a dreamcatcher is racist and insensitive to the Native American people and should removed/apologize/be ashamed.
He is Native American and they confuse him for Mexican every time, and he just states “But I got this at the reservation I lived in for 15 YEARS.” and proceeds to falsely place a curse of his ancestors on them.
I bet all the other hunters of the world are just looking at the sky and going-
“fucking winchesters”
#EVERY MAY #THEY ALL WAIT fOR THE FUCKING BLAST WAVE #WHAT WILL IT BE THIS YEAR #DEMON OUTBREAK #SUPER DEMON #FUCKING SATAN #FUCKING GOD #FUCKING LEVIATHANS #FUCKING SKY IS FUCKING FALLING
I NEED BUCKY/DARCY INTERACTIONS IN MY LIFE
like really. these two need to meet. what if the first time they really get to know each other is when the avengers are all off doing avengers things and the left behind crew all hang out at avengers tower and worry about their…
Details on the cut Hawkeye sequence from Captain America: The Winter Soldier. (via iputabirdonmyhead)
WHY WAS THIS CUT OMG
(via stuffimgoingtohellfor)
Well now we all know where Hawkeye was during Cap 2.
(via liamdryden)
NOOOOO
(via thewritersramblings)
my dad dropped out of school and lived in a treehouse for a year and i bring it up everytime he tries to give me advice for my future
why are all my friends so hot i cant handle this
me flirting: if aliens came to our planet and demanded a perfect specimen of the human species I would give you to them
gonna do all wish me luck
(an ambassador had remarked on the fact that the president blacked his own boots) Of course I do. Whose boots do you black?
–Abraham Lincoln
I wonder if Tony has to send out cards to everyone who takes up residence near Stark/Avengers Tower
Something like: I’m sorry for any damage that may occur while you’re near us, but you’re the one who thought it would be a good idea to live near the Avengers.
P.S. Don’t feed Clint
P.P.S. Yes, your insurance covers everything
P.P.P.S. No, really, don’t feed Clint. He’ll just keep coming back.Welcome to the neighborhood.
Imagine dragons sleeping the same way giraffes do
Yessss! I wanna draw sleeping dragons tooo
Maybe they sleep like camels…
or cats…
or…. uh… snakes?
Yeeeeaaaaah
Or maybe they sleep on trees
There is nothing about this post I don’t love
maybe they sleep like bats
FUCK I LOVE ALL OF THIS
hey
hey friend
dont kill yourself tonight ok
you have a really pretty smile and i know its not always easy to manage one but itd be a bummer if we never had the chance to see it ever again
youre really important and you matter a lot so stay safe and try and have a nice sleep
I would like a moment to thank the people who reblog post like this so that it eventually shows on my dash.
It is keeping me alive
yknow who needs some support? aromantic people.we grow up in a society where we’re taught that being in love is the best thing in the world and falling in love and getting married and having kids is literally the only thing you should want in life. and for aromantic people, or anyone on the aromantic spectrum, that’s just really, really shitty.
Back in prehistoric times it was just a free for all. God was putting antlers on everything and made 7 foot tall gophers with wings, it was a mess.
Look at this poor, impractical bastard.
The prehistoric era was God’s Deviantart stage.
Now he just hides all of his stupid-looking OCs in the ocean where no one can find them.
I can’t not reblog this
THIS IS SO IMPORTANT I STOPPED BREATHING
mcu has rarely ever disappointed me, but i am definitely disappointed that sif and darcy have yet to meet
like could you imagine how awesome and cute that would be? darcy would totally be swooning over what a badass babe sif is and be like “omg warrior goddess teach me how to fight like you!!” and sif would be more than happy to train a fellow lady fighter, and long story short, they become girlfriends <3
YOU WOULDNT DOWNLOAD A DRAGON
If I could download a dragon all the cops in the world couldn’t stop me
why do people say “don’t be a pussy” when talking about weakness more like “don’t be a man’s ego” because you know there isn’t nothing more fragile than that
uh
because “pussy” is the shortened form of the word “pusillanimous”, which means “timid, cowardly”
and not the slang word for the female genital region?
literally no one else knows this. nobody.
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. Then, when you do criticize them, you’re a mile away, and you have their shoes.
–Jack Handey
I used to be like “I wonder what would happen if I set this thing on fire” and since then I’ve learned that more often than not the answer is “it’ll be on fire”
one thing i love about college is that everyone is so exhausted that nobody judges anyone for sleeping anywhere like
just rest your eyes
get comfy
we’re all in this together
you are safe here
it will be ok
This is by far the cutest college post I have ever seen
Between the idea
And the reality
Between the motion
And the act
Falls the Shadow
–The Hollow Men, T. S. Eliot
