Rise Up, Oh Heart, For There is Another Battle to Win
Month
plot twist: the day before the ant man premiere marvel releases a statement saying “oops, wrong insect”, along w a lenghty black widow trailer, next day the black widow origin movie is released and all is well in the world
I hate when parents use the whole “I pay for your food and clothes and everything else!” Excuse to make their kids feel guilty. Its like, oh, yes, sorry you decided to have a child and actually have to care for that child. What a horrible thing for a small human to need those things and for the birthgiver to care for them. Poor you.
Imagine your OTP having a fun day at the beach.
#that awkward moment when (via nieniekoto)
For Cherik fandom beach is like Fight Club:
You DO NOT talk about Fight Club
3rd RULE of Fight Club: If someone says “stop” or goes limp, taps out the fight is over.
4th RULE: Only two guys to a fight.
7th RULE: Fights will go on as long as they have to.
Things nobody ever tells you about female bodily functions, so you have to google it to find out it’s perfectly normal:
Vaginal chemistry being acidic enough to bleach your black underwear.
wait… so *that’s* what happens?!?
I THOUGHT IT WAS STAINS NO WONDER THEY WEREN’T WASHING OFF
holy shit i was so embarrassed about this
[annoyed nat voice] bartON
[muffled clint in the ventilation system voice] bartoff
when i was a child i used to think teens were grown ups and when i was a teen i thought college students were grown ups and now that im a college student im just like what the hell is a grown up anymore
Now that I’m older than college age I’ve concluded that grown ups are a myth.
srsly tho if marvel thinks they can replace a black widow movie with 5 mins footage of nat’s backstory in aou they can go and bury themselves in the backyard
Twilight may be trash but at least they cast actual native americans to play natives
That is a serious burn for a LOT of movies. I’m not sure we have enough burn cream for this.
a person complaining about puns basically invites every pun enthusiast in the vicinity to come snapping rhythmically from the shadows
Uterus, I do not understand your need to have a baby. We cannot afford a baby. I do not want a baby. Hell you wouldn’t even be happy if we had a baby. I find these temper tantrums you throw every month we don’t have a baby absolutely unacceptable.
Basically
When they make a black widow movie, the trailer needs to be all mysterious and the song playing needs to be Scarlett Johansson singing a lullaby cover of the itsy bitsy spider
I need this in my life
That sounds fucking terrifying.
The lullaby should be in Russian.
This is like my 10th time Reblogging but it’s too good not to
