if you give kids zero restrictions they’ll become the nicest fucking kids ever who never do drugs or get into trouble i know because my parents let me do nothing but eat chicken nuggets all day and read hentai until 4am and i am a straight A student
Seriously though this seems to be the case with a ton of people I know, if you don’t restrict them all the time they actually do better and are mentally healthier
WHY DON’T PARENTS UNDERSTAND THIS?!?
LITERALLY THE TRUTH. I think I’ve been grounded maybe three times in my entire life? And it was over things like “JFC, child, I don’t care if you dropped something, pay some attention and don’t run into the goddamn road!!!!” (Self-preservation has never been my strong suit.) I was permitted to make a case for having a later bedtime and once I could make a logical argument my parents were like “Sure, what do you think would be reasonable.” Treat kids like they have a fucking brain, and in return they’ll act like they have a fucking brain.
straight boys are weak and pathetic, queer girls walk into the ladies changing room and see ten women naked, do they stare? do they say something inappropriate? do they make them uncomfortable? no because they have the common fucking sense to recognise when a situation…
no fucking trans person is obligated to disclose the fact that they are trans to anyone until they are comfortable in doing so lol it’s not fucking “deceptive”
one time when I was about four, the 10 year old neighbour boys attacked me with water guns and when I ran away and told my mom she gave me the hose and set it to pressure wash and basically told me to finish what they started
So those people who happened to be different were locked up in vaults and treated like animals (and by animals I mean the bad example of how you treat an animal) I mean were they evil? were they offered help? how long…
“i’m so depressed,” posted the caucasian heterosexual cisgender teenage girl on her blog
“I’m so depressed” posted the person who is clinically depressed and who cannot help their depression despite their privilege because depression does not exclusively affect certain groups.
Pre-serum Steve was goofy and awkward as hell, he gave Peggy a list of all the places he got beaten up for literally no reason. He just thought that was an okay thing to do.
I was wearing my Gryffindor shirt while Christmas shopping and there was this cute boy in a Slytherin hat and we made eye contact and he looked me up and down and said “10 points to Gryffindor” and winked at me and normally I hate being hit on but damn son that’s the way to do it
I think that if voldemort really wanted to kill harry potter the night the spell didn’t work on him he could’ve just picked him up and thrown him out a window given the fact that he was a one year old infant
moment of silence for all the characters who had good character development potential but their writers were pieces of shit who were either incapable of fleshing them out or absolutely refused to
we Americans act really cocky and assholey about freedom to hide the fact that our government is crumbling and nobody is actually free so please give us this one day to be annoying about it
Kinda feel bad for poor Americans now. A bit like the asshole kid who you realise is only acting like that cuz their parents are cruel and neglectful.
Last night I dreamt that Channing Tatum nervously presented me with a dress he’d knitted for me. He clenched his (big, work-roughened) hands in anxious fists while I unfolded it.
“You don’t have to wear it,” he said, before I could say anything.
Remember that reddit post that was going around several months ago about the dude who wanted an open relationship with his girlfriend because he wanted to date “hotter” women than his fat girlfriend but then when she agreed she was dating…
many of my favourite hetero ships are basically the guy being totally in awe of his amazing warrior girlfriend like she could punch him in the face and he’d thank her
Remember that time a spy who was incredibly talented in seduction tried to drug Wash with her lipstick and he was just ‘haha no, spoken for’ and she had to club him over the head instead
