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July 2016

It IS a cards against Shakespeare! It's called Bards Dispense Profanity and it's awesome.

A MIGHTY NEEEEEED

Jul 23, 2016 8,006 notes
#ADLER #I NEED IT #SHAKESPEARE #MOTHERFUCKING SHAKESPEARE

revoluutions:

if you’re excited for bbc les mis but also hoping that they won’t fuck it up can i have a hell yeah

Jul 23, 2016 852 notes
#les mis #les amis de l'bbc #HA i'm hilarious fuck you #but seriously i am so excited and simultaneously so stressed #i am going to need them to go full gay with grantaire and enjolras okay #like i want the thing about boot blacking to be in there
When I first read the word "meme" I thought about the french word "même" and I was like... how does this make sense and why do they use french?

I’m not a meme historian but from what I know APPARENTLY the word “meme” comes from “même” itself, though I don’t see the connexion

Jul 23, 2016 15 notes
#linguistics #i do weird research kids

fauxscandinavian:

romanofforcrist:

natalievenom:

Them: Why do you even care who runs the country?

Me: 

I’ve never seen a better use of a gif. Ever. EVER

Hell. I’m not even living there and I’m worried.

Jul 23, 2016 292,307 notes
Does Planned Parenthood offer Hormone Replacement Therapy for transgender people?

4lung:

plannedparenthood:

Someone asked us: 

Can Planned Parenthood provide hormones to transgender people? And if so, what are the costs?

Why yes, yes we do. There are an increasing number of Planned Parenthood health centers that offer hormone replacement therapy (HRT) for trans clients. (Cost will vary depending on your insurance and Planned Parenthood health center policies.) Currently, the Planned Parenthood health centers that offer hormone treatment for trans folks are: 

California:

  • Fresno
  • Mountain View
  • Sacramento
  • Santa Cruz
  • Walnut Creek

Colorado:

  • Denver

Maine:

  • Biddeford
  • Portland
  • Sanford
  • Topsham

Montana:

  • Billings
  • Great Falls
  • Helena

New Hampshire:

  • Derry
  • Keene
  • Manchester
  • West Lebanon

New York:

  • Ithaca

North Carolina:

  • Asheville
  • Chapel Hill
  • Raleigh

Vermont:

  • Barre
  • Bennington
  • Burlington
  • Hyde Park
  • Middlebury
  • St. Albans 

Washington

  • Bellingham 

- Calvin and Maureen at QueerTips

IMPORTANT NOTE: OBTAINING HRT THROUGH PLANNED PARENTHOOD DOES NOT REQUIRE ANY SORT OF PSYCH DIAGNOSIS OR SEEING A SEPERATE ENDOCRINOLOGIST. IF YOU LIVE IN THESE PLACES AND WANT HRT, PLEASE SAVE YOURSELF A FEW THOUSAND DOLLARS

Jul 23, 2016 106,435 notes
Jul 23, 2016 580 notes
#star trek #i just love the LOOK of this universe #all crisp and brilliant and glowing #the ships are clean-lined and fair and swanlike #the actors stand out like splashes of paint on canvas #the ships are like new stars in the black space #i just have a lot of feelings about star trek okay #like i know i talk MORE about star wars of late #but i don't really want to be a jedi #what i WANT is to be wear medical blues and BOLDLY FUCKING GO #i want to be bones okay that's what i want #cranky and irritated and devoted and brilliant and wry #cmo on a starship out in the black #that's what i want #let's boldly go motherfuckers

muteelfmoonmoon:

gehayi:

bri-ecrit:

rbnhood:

colethewolf:

clairenovac:

undercoverangryangel:

brainstatic:

Look at me. Look me in the eye. On November the 8th, 2016, one of two things will happen: Hillary Clinton will become president, or Donald Trump will become president. These are the only two possibilities. The superdelegates aren’t going to switch. An indictment isn’t coming. There is no third possibility. There is no space between the spaces where you can hide. Every vote for Donald Trump requires two Hilary Clinton votes to overcome. A Hillary Clinton vote can only be overcome by two Donald Trump votes. If you stay home, a Donald Trump vote doubles its power. This is the real, actual reality of the situation. There is not one other option.

And there’s no ctrl-alt-del for the election. Read up on 2000 if you doubt this.

And to those of us who supported Bernie, he WANTS you to vote for Hillary. If you believe in him and his mission you will follow his advice. He knows that writing his name in, or voting for anyone else besides Clinton, is effectively voting for Trump.

Refusing to vote for Hillary is a vote for Trump, no matter how much you scream and say how it’s not. And if you’re standing by to do nothing in regards to taking down Trump, then you ARE grouped along with the rest of the people in this country that ruin things for everybody else.

No, seriously, go read about the presidential election in 2000.

If you weren’t old enough to remember and/or understand the ramifications of the 2000 election, I WILL TELL YOU.

Do not let Trump win. Please. I beg you. I went to grad school with people who voted for Nader in 2000 and my FB feed is full of them begging others not to make the same mistake they did. Bernie has his priorities straight, and the priority is stopping Trump.

And if that doesn’t do it for you, this is the Republican platform 2016. It calls for:

  • Conversion therapy for queer kids. Let me repeat that. CONVERSION THERAPY FOR QUEER KIDS.  Some members of the RNC even wanted to endorse it more explicitly than they did.
  • Zealous opposition to same-sex marriage. Here’s the quote:  “Our laws and our government’s regulations should recognize marriage as the union of one man and one woman and actively promote married family life as the basis of a stable and prosperous society. For that reason, as explained elsewhere In this platform, we do not accept the Supreme Court’s redefinition of marriage and we urge its reversal, whether through judicial reconsideration or a constitutional amendment returning control over marriage to the States.”
  • Reversing the Obama administration’s order to grant trans students access to restrooms, locker rooms, etc. The Republicans feel that such things should be based on biological gender, not gender identity.
  • Treating internet porn as “a public health crisis.” Quote: “Pornography, with his harmful effects, especially on children, has become a public health crisis that is destroying the life of millions. We encourage states to continue to fight this public menace and pledge our commitment to children’s safety and wellbeing[.]”
  • Gender discrimination. To quote Time magazine: “[T]he platform committee voted against including the word “gender” in a list of types of discrimination that should be opposed.   On Tuesday, one member described the attempt to add that word to a list including qualities like race, sex and creed as a “sneak attack.”
  • Repeal of the Johnson Amendment. The Johnson Amendment currently prevents churches and other tax-exempt organizations from organizing politically, endorsing political candidates, etc. Repealing it would throw separation of church and state out the window…not to mention that it would give evangelical churches and televangelist organizations much more power, driving the country further to the right. 

If you vote for Trump, these are some of the planks of  the platform you’re voting for. 

I don’t like adding politics to my blog - tumblr is my happy place and I come here to get away from crap like that - but the political climate this year has honestly scared the hell out of me. I cannot stress the point of this post enough - we cannot let that power-hungry orange fungus in a suit win.

Jul 23, 2016 302,937 notes

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

weepingwitch:

stimmyabby:

One thing I hate is how therapists explain coping skills as if you’ve never heard of them before. Believe you me, every mentally ill person on planet earth has been told to take deep breaths and tense and relax their muscles

“now i want you to try something new……. it’s called *breathing* when you are feeling stressed”

“have you tried sticking to a routine?”

yes

“have u tried… harder?‘”

Jul 23, 2016 97,216 notes

parentheticalaside:

fozmeadows:

jenndoesnotcare:

I just left my husband alone with our two children for sixteen days. I was not worried about anything regarding the house, their food, or their wellbeing. I put all the appointments in the family calendar and my husband checked it and kept them. I literally did not worry about them. I missed them, and I was sad that they missed me, but I didn’t worry about them AT ALL. I need to impress upon you all that I missed their company, but was not worried for their welfare.

I also did no meal prep. I don’t even think I went shopping right before I left.

This is not about apples and oranges. This isn’t even about my husband. This is about the fact that this is apparently WEIRD.

Another mum at my daughter’s school is leaving for ten days. She’s taking her youngest (who is a very small baby) and leaving her husband with their two girls. She has been cooking for days preparing freezer meals. She’s panicking and deputizing her six year old to remind him how to make school lunches. AND I AM APPALLED.

A) He is definitely not helpless. (He’s a doctor or something.) What gendered bullshit. B) THAT LITTLE GIRL IS NOT OLD ENOUGH TO BE RESPONSIBLE FOR HER AND HER SISTER’S WELLBEING. WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK. C) Why is she married to this person and creating children with him if he’s this big of an idiot?

While she was laughingly recounting this, the other mums were nodding and smiling sympathetically, like oh yes, I too have my caveman at home!! Such managing required! I was the only one who was like “Dude, he’ll be fine. Literally. He will be fine.” I said it a lot. She was not convinced. She kept bringing up her older daughter. She’ll be like a little mum!

NO.

NO NO NO NO.

NO.

Straight women, don’t do this shit. It’s gross. Don’t infantilize your husbands and then expect your daughters to pick up the slack. So fucking gross. So. So. GROSS.

The fact that so many adults think a six year old girl is more capable of learning and performing basic domestic tasks than a grown-ass man says it all, really. 

This stuff is so toxic and awful. I told a car full of women one time that I refused to be in another relationship until I met a man who was capable of making his own doctors’ appointments and washing the dishes. They told me I was going to die alone.

Fuck this shit. Don’t enable men’s incompetence and label it cute.

Jul 23, 2016 216,953 notes
Saving the Galaxy with Lunacy and Rock and Roll

words-writ-in-starlight:

I JUST GOT BACK FROM STAR TREK BEYOND.

IT WAS A RELIGIOUS EXPERIENCE.  THIS IS MY FAVORITE STAR TREK MOVIE OF ALL, EVER, EVER, EVER.

THERE WAS NOT A SINGLE THING I DID NOT LOVE TO BITS AND PIECES.

I AM IN LOVE WITH THIS WHOLE MOVIE.

I’m fine.  I’m totally fine.  I have never been more fine.  I am not at all teetering on the edge of an endorphin-drunk, sleep-deprived teary tirade about stars and the universe and humanity and how we’re so tiny and small but we just want to touch every star in the sky and hold hands with every being out there and KNOW what it’s like to fly and see the universe laid out beneath our feet, not ready for the conquering, but just THERE to be seen and reveled in and explored.

Jul 23, 2016 7 notes
#I AM NOT FINE #star trek #star trek beyond #WE'RE SO SMALL #WE'RE NOTHING IN THE GRANDER SCOPE OF IT ALL #BUT WE JUST WANT TO SEE EVERYTHING AND TOUCH EVERY STAR AND FEEL THE DIRT OF NEW PLANETS UNDER OUR FEET #WE WANT TO TALK TO NEW RACES AND EXPLORE NEW SOLAR SYSTEMS AND STAND IN THE LIGHT OF OTHER SUNS #AND THAT'S JUST REALLY BEAUTIFUL TO ME???? #let's boldly go motherfuckers

maurypovichofficial:

I hope adding unnecessary question marks culture never ends because like??????? I really love it

Jul 22, 2016 228,477 notes
  • Al: Say something nice about Colonel Mustang.
  • Ed: ...His wife is nice.
  • Riza: Thank you Edward.
Jul 22, 2016 3,580 notes
#okay but literally #fma
Reblog if you're a "Whatever the fuck I feel like posting" blog.

lots-o-phan:

jaloyoloti:

theparanoidwriteruniverse:

A+ use of gif

I’m reblogging for the gif. FOR THE GIF

Jul 22, 2016 899,563 notes
Reblog if you ARE a woman in STEM, SUPPORT women in STEM, or ARE STILL BITTER about Rosalind Franklin not getting credit for discovering the structure of DNA and the Nobel prize going to Watson and Crick instead.

Hello I am all three.

Jul 22, 2016 144,324 notes
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Jul 22, 2016 37,359 notes
#FUCK #AMERICAN GODS #OH I AM SO READY #I AM FUCKING PUMPED #DUUUUUUUUUDE #GIVE IT TO ME #PUT IT IN MY EYEBALLS
the most important part of star trek beyond

tothestartrek:

  • the refreshing lack of lens flares that replenished my soul and gave me back my vision after jj abrams blinded it
Jul 22, 2016 2,074 notes
#star trek #star trek beyond #(please do feel free to block that if you're avoiding spoilers) #like i don't mind the lens flares THAT MUCH but jesus dude slow your roll chill out it's all going to be okay #he goes TOO HARD with the lens flares #let's boldly go motherfuckers
Saving the Galaxy with Lunacy and Rock and Roll

I JUST GOT BACK FROM STAR TREK BEYOND.

IT WAS A RELIGIOUS EXPERIENCE.  THIS IS MY FAVORITE STAR TREK MOVIE OF ALL, EVER, EVER, EVER.

THERE WAS NOT A SINGLE THING I DID NOT LOVE TO BITS AND PIECES.

I AM IN LOVE WITH THIS WHOLE MOVIE.

Jul 22, 2016 7 notes
#star trek beyond #star trek #let's boldly go motherfuckers #OH AND THEY DID DARLINGS THEY BOLDLY WENT #JIM KIRK WAS CRAZY AND DEVOTED AND RECKLESS AND BRILLIANT #NYOTA UHURA WAS KICKING ASS AND TAKING NAMES AND STEALING HEARTS #BONES IS  EVERYTHING I ASPIRE TO BE IN LIFE #SPOCK WAS THE PERFECT BALANCE OF LOGICAL ASSHOLE AND EMOTIONAL LOVABLE IDIOT #SCOTTY WAS HERE TO BE AMAZING ALL THE TIME #CHEKOV WAS BRILLIANT AND CRAZY AND A FLIRT AND I LOVED IT #AND SULU IS GAY AND HE HAS A DAUGHTER AND READER I ALMOST WEPT I WAS SO HAPPY #AND THE ALIEN GIRL JAYLA IS EVERYTHING TO ME I LOVE HER SHE IS MY FAVORITE #IT WAS ALL STRANGE NEW WORLDS AND ALIENS AND STARBASES AND DESPERATION #AND ROCK AND ROLL DID I MENTION THE ROCK AND ROLL #IF YOU'VE SEEN IT YOU'LL KNOW WHAT I MEAN #LOOK GUYS FOR REAL #I AM A DEVOTED TREKKIE AND I AM SO IN LOVE WITH THE WAY THE FEDERATION LOOKS AT THE WORLD #AND THE WAY THEY INVITE ME TO LOOK AT THE WORLD #AND I JUST DIDN'T FEEL IT IN JJ ABRAMS' STAR TREK #LIKE THEY WERE FUN THEY WERE GOOD (THE FIRST MORE SO THAN INTO DARKNESS BUT I DIGRESS) #BUT THEY WEREN'T WRITTEN BY SOMEONE WHO LOVED THE UNIVERSE #SO THEY WERE FLASHY SUMMER BLOCKBUSTERS BUT THEY WEREN'T //STAR TREK// #IT WASN'T THE FEDERATION NOT QUITE IT DIDN'T HAVE THE CORE OF //LOVE// FOR THE GALAXY #AND THIS ONE #OH GOD THIS ONE #THIS ONE LOVED EVERY STAR AND GLOWING NEBULA AND SPACESHIP AND CREW MEMBER #SO TOTALLY AND COMPLETELY #I ALMOST FUCKING BURST INTO TEARS WHEN THE CREDITS STARTED TO ROLL #I SHIT YOU NOT #THIS IS STAR TREK
If you are awake right now, what time is it there and what are you thinking about?
Jul 21, 2016 497,353 notes
#it's 11:33 at night and i'm so tired i could cry #and i'm listening to the (eight hour long) playlist i made for my novel and considering letting myself cry over it #i'm so proud of my children they're so dumb and reckless and angry #they almost blow up the world #my babies #falls the shadow

queeranarchism:

confide–nemini:

khaleesibeyonce:

okay so in psychology years ago we learnt that it’s common for companies to put women in charge when there’s a predicted downfall so that they could be all ha see women suck at being in charge. and I just find it interesting how the UK is gonna have a female PM right after Brexit so like years from now people are gonna be like “the country saw some of its worst years under a woman” when it was men that fucked it up and then ran

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glass_cliff

I didn’t know this was a thing, it explains a lot of things that I’ve seen.

Jul 21, 2016 153,463 notes

tomnlinsuns:

I’m that person that goes to your blog when you reblog a post of mine to read your tags. I am a tag reader. give me all the damn tags

Jul 21, 2016 123,693 notes
#ahahaha YEAH #that one exr post got reblogged maybe a hundred times #i went to every single reblog to look at the tags #i am a tag stalker of the most committed degree
FAM I was at target the other day and saw the DVD for miraculous ladybug and I flipped and bought it cuz I thought it would have all the eps but it only has the first 7 and yeah

That’s so fucking upsetting, and since I am sorry for your disappointment HERE, this the possibly-dubiously-legal website I’ve been watching them on because I don’t have money and I do have wifi.  You’ve probably gotten around to finding that, but still.  A present.  It streams pretty well when you’re not working with shitty college-campus-grade wifi.

Jul 21, 2016 4 notes
#miraculous ladybug #i probably should have answered this privately but i figured this way i could offer the site to everyone #and yes i know i should be watching it legally and making sure it gets money but #guys #i am broke #i need that money for food this next school year #and textbooks #asked and answered #slyrider

t-adash-i:

One of the greatest things I’ve come to realize today: everyone is a MCR fan, whether intensely or just casually, but we were all waiting silently for this day to come

Jul 21, 2016 3,366 notes

vicesandviagra:

cisbender:

when an artist wants to show you their art

or a writer wants you to read what they’ve written

it’s quite often an expression of trust

because a poem or a story or a painting are often things that come from the heart

little pieces of the artists themselves

and if they’re willing to share it with you

you should appreciate it

THANK GOD SOMEONE KNOWS BECAUSE I SWEAR TO GOD WHEN I SHOW IT TO PEOPLE THEY THINK IM BRAGGING

Jul 21, 2016 786,570 notes

comingupforblair:

If anyone ever tries to tell you that sexism isn’t a problem in nerd culture, remind Them that no one batted any eye when Tony Stark became an expert in thermonuclear astrophysics in one night but threw a hissy fit when Rey was able to use a Lightsaber without having wielded one before.

Jul 21, 2016 26,259 notes
“Too many young girls don’t know how to act when someone’s being inappropriate with them. They giggle or they try to brush it off. Don’t do that. Tell them to go fuck themselves - be a bitch. If someone’s being disrespectful to you, be disrespectful right back. Show them the same amount of respect that they show you.”—Wise words from my mom (via magicrobotgeography)
Jul 21, 2016 991,288 notes

angryinterrobang:

“Do you like that show?”

“I certainly enjoy the self indulgent version of it I wrote in my head after it began to disappoint me.”

Jul 21, 2016 116,431 notes
#the list is fucking extensive #but supernatural comes to mind as the number one #i wrote a novel have i mentioned that #that is how seriously i take my hate for that show's ultimate form #a novel and a sequel and two hundred pages of world building and a planned third in the series #that's how serious i am #supernatural #I'M REALLY ANGRY ABOUT SUPERNATURAL
Honestly the thought alone of one day being able to read a fic about Elizabeth that's written by you is a blessing and will keep my heart warm

Oh my God you’re too nice.  Trust me, I too want to read a fic written by me about Elizabeth Swann, but I have no ideas that aren’t five pages of caps-lock-littered weeping about Elizabeth as the Pirate King, who keeps her bargain with the magic of the Dutchman by carrying the earth in a tiny glass vial around her neck, and who goes out and rages over the seas with her ships like a hurricane, and who raises her child on the waves as free and wild as a tern, and who crosses paths with Jack Sparrow and wreaks havoc and kisses him on the cheek and grins wickedly every time, and who catches men close when she kills them, slides a blade into their heart and a letter into their pocket and whispers in their ear “Take this message to my husband, dear sailor.”

I mean…that is what I would have to say.  Pretty much incoherent and plotless.  It would all be messages in dead-men-as-bottles, children raised to crawl the rigging of ships and charge wildly into trouble, and Elizabeth over it all, Pirate King and old friend of Calypso and wife of the Dutchman’s captain and comrade/sister/rival/unattainable love of Captain Jack Sparrow, she who is beloved of the sea.

If that appeals, hit me up with a prompt and I will deliver.

Jul 21, 2016 24 notes
#potc #ELIZABETH SWANN #pirates of the caribbean #GOD I LOVE ELIZABETH SWANN SO MUCH #no i'm serious i have a lot to say and none of it is coherent and none of it is plot #although i have vague notions of a thing where all three of them are functionally immortal? #like elizabeth is granted immortality by calypso as a gift/curse/reward/punishment #(calypso is complicated and changeable and mercurial as the sea at storm and her reason changes daily) #(elizabeth doesn't call it any of those things) #(elizabeth bares her teeth and calls it nothing and in the depths of her mind she thinks that it is her due) #(elizabeth swann is selfish and steely and not sorry for anything she has done) #(she is not sorry for this either) #and will keeps command of the dutchman to keep seeing her #(they work out a more regular visiting policy after the death of their son) #(a life for a life) #(the boy died old and loved and happy and they miss him but do not mourn him for what in that life is to be mourned) #and jack finds that all his searching for immortal life was needless #because jack is a pirate and the last pirate and the best pirate (save perhaps the pirate king) #and there are some things that the world is determined to preserve and the noble trickster archetype is one #and it's been a thousand years and elizabeth doesn't sail a ship anymore she leads a small fleet of starships #the dutchman is a ruined old battlecruiser that drifts out of the black to claim those lost in space #(sometimes a nebula flares electric green in the passing of a ship's ports and the passengers say that a soul's returned) #and jack doesn't scramble through riggings anymore and he misses the feel of the sail canvas under his hands #but... #oh #he's always wanted to explore and now he has a galaxy at his fingers #bring him that event horizon
I have been feeling a desire for a happy Pepper and Tony fic, and if you wrote that, most certainly read and enjoy it. Also, hello! Hope your day had a thing that made you smile really wide :D

Mmmm well I got to get dinner on the dime of my summer program, all the students in it were there and the bill was pushing $400 and I spent the whole time talking with a few people including this dazzlingly gorgeous (although probably straight) girl in the program, so THAT was good, you are so sweet.  I’ll admit I’m pretty tired to toss off a ficlet right now (between work and socializing and starting editing on one of my Actual Real Completed Novels, I have exactly zero brain), BUT, I’ll tell you about one fic I kind of want for this pairing.

Okay, so if I wrote this thing I would call it “Twelve” and it would be literally just happy, there would be very little angst, which is…probably why I haven’t gotten around to writing it, let’s call a spade a spade.  But it would be all the times the number twelve has appeared in Tony and Pepper’s relationship, and I’m sure I’d come up with more while I wrote the thing, but here are a few that would definitely make the cut (with a total disregard for official timeline).

  • THE FIRST TIME: Tony has fired…so many personal assistants, okay, and definitely a few quit on grounds of “HE IS IMPOSSIBLE” after finding him asleep half-under a car or after he took apart their coffee machine or something, so Peggy Carter (I’ll fight you for Peggy as Tony’s quirky British aunt) is like “I’m going to handle this, kid,” and gets ahold of the massive list of Stark Industries employees and starts sifting through them for potentials.  Once she has her list of possible candidates, she hacks into Tony’s work (actually she has his password because she knows him and he might be a genius but he’s also sentimental) and changes one value in a file he’s about to send out and makes sure it’s going to go to all of her selected candidates and ships it out.  The next day a woman in a pair of ruthless heels with a stubborn set to her jaw and orange hair marches into Tony’s office and announces that there’s a mistake in his math–it’s 0.12 off.
  • ANOTHER TIME: So Pepper’s been considering quitting because her boss is…Tony Stark, and like even once he shapes up that’s got to be stressful, and she’s only been working for him for a few months at this point.  So she takes a few minutes to steel herself and goes down to the lab and finds him drinking, which is…normal, honestly, but he’s not doing anything and the bots are all quiet and he’s just sitting there getting drunk and he looks so pathetic that she can’t bring herself to just quit.  Pepper sits down next to him on the lab bench and he says hi, very quiet, and she asks what’s wrong, because Pepper’s like that, and he admits quietly that it’s the anniversary of his parents’ death.  She should have known this, in retrospect, because the death of Howard Stark was BIG NEWS, but still: kind of slipped her mind.  And he just sighs, this deep bone-shaking sigh, and leans to the side until he reaches her shoulder and says even quieter that it’s been twelve years now (he looks maybe twenty-ish in the flashback at the start of Civil War?), and Pepper decides she can put off quitting until tomorrow.
  • ANOTHER TIME: Pepper turns in her resignation twelve times.  She also storms in to snatch the letter out of his hands and chew him out for his latest transgression and snarl “Of course I’m not quitting” when he reaches for the letter twelve times.  She stops somewhere around the two year mark.
  • ANOTHER TIME: During Iron Man.  Tony’s been missing for twelve days.  Pepper has been handling media relations that whole time–she hasn’t cracked her perfectly smooth professional face once.  She locks herself into her office, orders JARVIS to keep everyone out, and cries for two hours that twelfth day.
  • ANOTHER TIME: The twelve percent thing in Avengers?  Yeah, that’s a running joke, what percent of the Tower Pepper’s responsible for, there would be a bit dealing with that.
  • ANOTHER TIME: I don’t fucking know, like, how much do you think the Chitauri damage is going to cost to fix?  It’s fairly localized damage, but it’s impressive.  So Tony and Pepper have a chat and they decide to donate twelve million dollars to the reconstruction effort, in addition to other stuff.
  • THE LAST TIME: Tony takes Pepper out for dinner and reserves the whole restaurant because he DOES actually learn from his mistakes and Pepper doesn’t love being made a public spectacle, and after the meal when she’s looking down at the dessert menu he sets a black velvet box on the table with a ring in it.  The ring has a central sapphire–as blue as the dress ‘he’ got her for her birthday–surrounded by twelve minuscule diamonds.  She says yes.
Jul 21, 2016 7 notes
#pepper potts #tony stark #pepperony #avengers #iron man #i have no idea if that's the actual ship name #and i have no idea if this is what you were after #but i'm tired and a little exhaustion-drunk so this is what you are going to get #vague and mildly soppy pepper/tony with the number twelve #asked and answered #girlonstage #moran writes stuff #things i won't write #writing meme #pepper goddamn potts #(YES THAT IS HER TAG ON MY BLOG) #tony doesn't get a fancy tag #these two are a train wreck i love them so much #like tony is a mess and pepper should probably not have put up with him for so long but they make each other happy #and they're so cute #otp: twelve percent
Reblog this if you think writing is an art

lala-kate:

meridalocksley:

nerosaerothorn:

maxeytheviolin:

I literally had to reblog this twice in a row

It takes creativity. It is the act of putting something on paper, that when others see it, a unique picture is drawn in their mind. All guided by the author. I definitely call that an art.

Wait, there are poeple who don’t think writing is a form of art??

Originally posted by yourreactiongifs

The post was practically perfect in every way, and then somebody went and added Julie Andrews, thus shooting it into the realm of utter and absolute perfection.

Jul 21, 2016 219,065 notes

antiporn-activist:

just-shower-thoughts:

2016 is like a montage of news footage you see in the beginning of a post-apocalyptic movie explaining how the world was ruined.

Actually yes.

Jul 21, 2016 30,274 notes
I wish you would write a fic where you just fuck me up with the life-ruining kind of Anidala, I really just wish that.

Oh but friend, where would we start?

Canon?  BECAUSE CANON IS PRETTY BAD.

But no, we can do better.

The AU where Vader is the one to walk away from Mustafar and he goes to Padme and takes her in his arms and his Darkness and kisses her and says “anything, anything for you, my angel” and she is faced with a choice: use this weapon who’s come to her hand and trying to save the galaxy from him by conquering it, or take her children, soft fragile corruptible things that they are, and run as far as she can, hoping that the galaxy will be able to save itself while she saves them?

The AU where Anakin, small and alone and barely not-a-slave for more than a breath, has a vision on the ship traveling back from Tatooine, and wakes up screaming his throat raw for…something, and Padme comes and tries to take him in her arms and comfort him–a child-queen responding to the fear of a child-Jedi–and he flinches away like she’s lit him on fire?

The AU where they return to Coruscant and Anakin is turned away, and they go to Naboo and Qui-Gon dies and Anakin is turned away, and away, and away, until he’s lost and powerful and scared and angry, and Padme comes and takes his hand and stares at the Jedi and says “he is Naboo and I will buy out his contract and he will be free” and, surrounded by her handmaidens that night, realizes that she’s responsible for training him how to not drown in the Force and how to be kind and how to be gentle and how to be a free person?

The AU where they’re at war with the Separatists and some rageful clone from the 501st abandons his brothers and turns on his General and does what they had all agreed not to do, and goes to the Jedi Council and says “Skywalker has broken the Code,” and Anakin is cast out, disowned by the Jedi, disgraced in the army, distrusted by Obi-Wan, and Padme may be everything, but even Padme is not enough to replace all those people?

The AU where Padme is what breaks Vader in a whole other way, held like a threat over his head, like a promise just before his fingers, like spun crystal ready to be broken between Sidious’ fingers at any moment?

The AU where nothing changes except that Vader, burned and trapped in a torture-suit and broken to the will of his latest Master, feels a burst of power in the Force and he knows that power, he knows that mind, it’s Padme, Padme is alive and she will understand/forgive/hate/save/kill him, because Padme is stronger than he ever could have been, and Vader tears across the galaxy only to find…children, two children, a baby girl with Padme’s dark curls and his angry stare, a baby boy with his sandstorm-dust locks and her sweet smile, and they are his/hers/theirs/no one’s, but where is Padme?

Or.  Well.  There’s always the AU We Do Not Speak Of.  

Surely emotion is not wicked at its core, young Padme says, surely not, and she reaches out, learns to shape the Force with her passions and her loves and her rages and her laughs, and it is warm and rich and wild and vicious and everything she is (and surely this cannot be the Dark Side), and when she stands on the Tatooine sand and meets a boy who shines like a sun, some part of her mind (the part that’s seen people die because their vaunted politicians took too long to see them suffering, the part that’s seen wars start over petty arguments and diplomatic differences, the part that looks around Tatooine and thinks look at all these suffering people, if only I had the power to save them) says yesssss.  And she reaches out and she takes his hand and she stays in touch and she assures him that no, emotion is not wrong, love is not wrong, Attachment is not wrong, he is not wrong, and one day…oh, one day he comes to her, wild-eyed, with the words of another person on his tongue and talk about Sith, and she does her research and she thinks look at all these suffering people, if only I had the power, and…

Well.  Padme only wants to help.  Surely the ends justify the means.  Surely this cannot be Dark, if it’s to save starving children and wounded soldiers and slaves.

And the Empire rises under the command of its Empress and her iron fist, Darth Vader.

Jul 20, 2016 19 notes
#anakin skywalker #padme amidala #anidala #star wars #IS THAT WHAT YOU MEANT ANON? #BECAUSE I HAVE MORE #YOU ARE GOING TO NEED TO BE MORE SPECIFIC ANON #star wars fic #moran writes stuff #asked and answered #anonymous #writing meme #LOOK I AM VERY COMMITTED TO MY NEVER-TO-BE-SPOKEN-OF AU WHERE PADME IS THE SITH LORD #by accident and by the best of intentions but you know what you say about that #road to hell and all #look there is just so much potential for pain here #oh god i need a ship tag #oh god what's the ship tag? #otp: an angel #sure whatever good enough
“People only get really interesting when they start to rattle the bars of their cages.”—Alain de Botton (via fyp-philosophy)
Jul 20, 2016 7,868 notes
#i like it #a lot

thehappyarthoe:

sapphicsupergirl:

“why aren’t u talking abt this one Problematic thing involving that actor/show u like??”

listen. i am tired. im putting down my pitchfork. i’ll acknowledge that thing was bad if it was but im tired of vilifying ppl for their mistakes just bc they’re famous. i want to enjoy things. i want Peace

FUCKINN FINALLY

Jul 20, 2016 159,264 notes
Send me an anonymous ask completing the sentence "I wish you would write a fic where..."

songofafreeheart:

OH MY GOSH, YES!!!

Jul 20, 2016 31,998 notes
#writing meme #sure y'all
Jul 20, 2016 319,153 notes

hippity-hoppity-brigade:

delilahmidnight:

hippity-hoppity-brigade:

siriusblaque:

narcissa malfoy was probably the most powerful occlumens in hogwarts history and nobody knew

she literally stood up to lord voldemort and lied that harry potter was dead and i don’t know about you but if i were an evil ruler i would probably want to triple-check that my nemesis was, you know, actually deceased

voldemort had actual doubts about snape

narcissa swans on by without a whisper, without a second glance

narcissa malfoy understood from a young age that she was meant to do only a few things: look pretty, say nothing, and marry well. 

narcissa malfoy understood those rules, and she layered her mind with them. 

look pretty. wear the most expensive robes. grandmother’s pearls. curl your hair every night. think only of clothes and dimples and the way your hair falls when you flutters you eyelashes at a boy. 

say nothing. don’t speak when mother and father are screaming at each other. demurely look down as another boy asks you to dance. retreat into the reading room when your family friends, known death eaters and criminals, pay your parents a visit and speak in hushed voices over tea. think of pretty things. 

marry well. marry into a family of your parents’ friends. bear children. wear pearls and look demure and think of nothing but pretty, pretty things, like the way your husband’s hair gleams in candlelight. 

masters must learn the rules before they can break them. narcissa learned the rules so well that they wrapped around her; sank into her skin and her mind. they protect her from enemies. they conceal the quick, strategic plots ticking her brain into gear every moment of every day. they hide the calculation of each smile, each movement. 

narcissa is so good, so perfect, that no one will ever know.  

#look like the flower but be the serpent underneath

# I actually have lots of thoughts about this # I think she got away with lying so easily because Voldemort would never have expected her to # I don’t think she even needed to use occlumency # because why would /some silly women/ # /Lucius’ wife/ # ever lie to /The Dark Lord/? # she wouldn’t be smart enough # she wouldn’t be brave enough # she wouldn’t be selfless enough # Voldemort is an absolute idiot when it comes to the things that really matter # ’Houselves children’s tales love loyalty innocence’

#voldy was shocked when he found out his mom was the witch #he assumed his father would be magical

and there you have it.

rb again for that meta, damn

Jul 20, 2016 153,500 notes
#BOOM #harry potter #lots of good meta out here tonight mmhm i like it

marauders4evr:

Do you know what pains me?

Sirius didn’t know that the Dursleys were abusive.

At the end of Prisoner of Azkaban, he automatically assumes that Harry would rather live with them than with him. In the Goblet of Fire, Harry writes to him about Dudley’s video games and diet habits but never explicitly mentions anything about being abused. Even when he gets to Grimmauld Place in the Order of the Phoenix, he expresses his anger at not receiving information and though we know that he was also emotionally exhausted from spending another summer at an abusive household, he never discloses it. In fact, seeing as how he protected Dudley, Sirius could just as well be under the impression that the two were very close.

And I hate this so much because Sirius Orion Black grew up in an abusive household and if he had known for a single second that his godson was facing the same thing that he had faced, he would have really blown up a street in an attempt to get to Privet Drive and rescue Harry.

And it also breaks my heart because you know that Harry knew this which meant that he was more worried about his godfather’s safety and freedom than he was his own health.

Who hurt you and why did you feel the need to hurt us?

Jul 20, 2016 51,999 notes
#harry potter #JUST FUCK ME UP #sirius black #W H Y
Jul 20, 2016 3,076 notes
#potc #ELIZABETH SWANN #GOD I LOVE ELIZABETH SWANN SO MUCH #SHE IS WHY I WATCH THESE MOVIES #JUST LOOK AT THAT THRUST OF HER JAW AS SHE SMIRKS 'KING' #AND WHEN SHE SHOUTS TO HOIST THE COLORS #LOOK AT THAT GIRL'S FACE AND TELL ME SHE SHOULDN'T BE THE PIRATE KING #ELIZABETH SWANN IS MORE OF A PIRATE THAN ANYONE ELSE IN THIS SERIES #EVERYTHING SHE WANTS SHE STEALS IN BLOOD AND GUNPOWDER AND STEEL #WILL TURNER JACK SPARROW THE BLACK PEARL HER HUSBAND HER LOVER HER HOME HER CHILD #EVERYTHING IS HERS BECAUSE SHE SAYS SO #IT IS POSSIBLE I WOULD BE WILLING TO WRITE FIC FOR POTC IF SOMEONE WANTED #IT WOULD BE A LOVE LETTER TO ELIZABETH AND THE BOYS PROBABLY WOULDN'T SHOW UP MUCH #BUT LET'S BE REAL ELIZABETH IS WHAT MATTERS HERE

theactorsjourney:

runecestershire:

exeunt-pursued-by-a-bear:

spacecaptainoftheforest:

concept: a retelling of hamlet with the frame story that it’s a tabletop rpg being played by a bunch of overzealous college kids and an increasingly frazzled dm trying to keep them all from rushing headlong into situations and dying immediately. horatio is the dm’s vaguely self-insert npc character. thanks

“AND THEN HE GETS KIDNAPPED BY PIRATES”

“um…dude…you can’t just–”

“PIRATES”

Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are played by the same player, who keeps forgetting that he’s running two separate characters.

“The ghost awaits a response”

“Horatio, you went to college, you talk to it.”

—–

“You find the skull of the old court jester.”

“I’m going to talk to it until someone stops me.”

“Horatio, you went to college, you stop him.”

—–

“I stab the curtain!”

“Polonius, roll for fortitude.”

——

“I search for a nunnery in the moat”

*sigh* “Seaweed wraps around your leg. Roll for dexterity escape”

—–

“We all drink to Hamlet’s victory.”

“Everyone roll for fortitude.”

*groans amid the sound of rolling dice*

—–

“Sorry I’m late, everyone. Can my Prince of Finland character just show up?”

“Everyone’s already dead.”

“For fuck’s sake, guys!”

Jul 20, 2016 41,729 notes
#shakespeare #motherfucking shakespeare #i love it

dubiousculturalartifact:

random observations from re-watching the first AOS Star Trek film:

people always characterize Kirk & McCoy’s dynamic as pure ‘IM GONNA DO THE THING, BONES” vs “DAMNIT JIM DONT DO THE THING”

but it’s incredibly significant to me, that it’s Bones who makes the decision to smuggle him onto the Enterprise.

Jim finds out that he’s under academic suspension, and can’t go with the rest of the fleet, and he doesn’t argue.

He stands there, looking a little bit lost, sure.

But he tells Bones to go without him, lies to Bones’ face and says that he’s fine, he’s ‘good’, even though it’s absolutely killing to say that.

Except he knows Bones’ needs that lie, that reassurance, because Bones is the one who is scared, not him, and if it’s the last thing they say to each other, Bones needs to know that Kirk will be okay.

And then Bones is the one who decides to say “screw regulations, screw the entire academic board of Starfleet and the Medical Code, I’m going to misappropriate medical supplies & inject you with them, to falsify a medical dispensation that will get you on board once I bullshit my way past security. Risking, if we get caught, at a minimum some form of academic penalty, and possibly the loss of my license. But I’m not doing this without my friend by my side.”

It’s then you remember that Kirk isn’t the only last-minute sign-up that day in Iowa.

Bones wasn’t at the bar with the rest of the cadets, or he would have probably met Kirk there, instead, & checked him over for a concussion, at the very least.

He was the only one other than Jim to show up for the shuttle without a uniform, which all of the rest of them had, at a minimum, the night before. 

Which means, given what we heard, Bones’ divorce proceedings finally went through, and the next day he woke up, started drinking, and thought to himself. ‘you know, I just got divorced, I’m flat broke, but hey, let’s sign up for STAR FLEET. Because it’s a new start! I’m definitely not signing up for an organization that operates almost exclusively in space, when I’m afraid of flying. that would be a terrible life choice, who would do that? Right. It’s settled, then. I’m gonna do that.”


tl:dr Bones isn’t impulsive as often as Kirk, but when he is:

A. it’s a doozy

B. it probably winds up saving the entire galaxy, somewhere along the way

Jul 20, 2016 3,803 notes
#bones mccoy is my favorite #i aspire to be leonard horatio mccoy in all things #ME TOO BONES #i mean i'm adhd so i make a pretty good number of impulse-driven decisions #(i've gotten better about them although i'm still very prone to starting fights without thinking) #but when i REALLY do something without considering the consequences it's both impressive and impressively catastrophic #adler can confirm #star trek #let's boldly go motherfuckers

uh-lora:

why is pacific rim so underrated like it’s got

  • aliens from the ocean fighting robots
  • unsexualized badass female character who saves herself
  • idris elba need i say more
  • the score by ramin djawdi
  • “guess who’s back, you one-eyed bitch”
  • jaegers and kaiju special effects 
  • the entirety of the hong kong fight scene
  • mako mori should be enough
  • charlie hunnam as raleigh beckett
  • the plot line alone is incredibly original 
Jul 20, 2016 2,493 notes
#pacific rim #FOR REAL THOUGH
honestly i'm not sure to hate you or love you (love, it's love) because that cliffhanger is so coMPELLING!

I love you too, babe, but I’m also feeding on your distress, so take it as you will.  I’m glad you liked the thing, cliffhanger notwithstanding!

Jul 20, 2016 3 notes
#asked and answered #anonymous #COMPLIMENTS ARE SCARY #BUT NICE #avatar au #honestly i'm boggled that people actually took me up on my offer to talk to me on tumblr #but like this is actually working i am motivated to produce another chapter good job y'all #moran writes stuff
no supernatural on good shows list lottie?

well I’m not gonna fucking lie to people

Jul 19, 2016 185 notes
#GOD BLESS LOTTIE HONESTLY #LIKE #SPN IS NOT A GOOD SHOW COME ON GUYS #actually if anyone is bored and in need of a tirade in their life #hit me up for either my screaming rant about spn's sins #or my total rewrite of the series so that it's LESS FUCKING SHITTY #i have such a fucking grudge #i'm so bitter #i dragged my ass through seven goddamn seasons of that bullshit and i want to fucking shank someone #moran is pissed
Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is looking pretty good right now
Jul 19, 2016 76,288 notes
Terry Pratchett's 'The Wee Free Men' is getting a movie adaptation from the Jim Henson Companydailydot.com

hellotailor:

With a screenplay by Rhianna Pratchett, daughter of Terry Pratchett, we’re finally going to see an adaptation of The Wee Free Men.

The Wee Free Men introduced Tiffany Aching, the young witch who starred in several of Pratchett’s last Discworld books. It also features a group of Discworld characters who seem absolutely perfect for a Jim Henson movie: the Nac Mac Feegle, a community of foul-mouthed and gleefully violent gnomes.

[READ MORE]

Jul 19, 2016 4,695 notes
#*gasp* #yes please #Terry Pratchett #the wee free men #i fucking love the wee free men
My boyfriend told me over text that he didn't know the Minotaur story
  • Boyfriend: I... I don't even know the story that well babe, I can't even say xD
  • Me: Okay so
  • Me: Poseidon gives a bull to King Minos, the best and shiniest bull you ever saw, and he's like "You can have this, but only if you promise to sacrifice it to me later" and Minos is like "Sure yeah okay man whatever" so Poseidon sends this bestest bull ever galloping up out of the salty sea spray, and everyone standing around is like "Hot fuck look at that bull" And Minos agrees, and he likes the bull SO much he decides to just quietly sort of...keep it. And he does kill a bull for Poseidon but it's one of his own, lame normal bulls, and Poseidon's no pushover so of course he notices.
  • Me: Poseidon is also notoriously easily angered, and he's royal pissed about this, so he comes up with one of the most devious punishments ever, and he infects Minos' wife Pasiphae with a desperate, DESPERATE thirst for the bull. Like she can think of nothing but getting some of that hot Bull D.
  • Boyfriend: ..........Thefuck.
  • Me: But it's hard to convince a bull, especially a divinely spawned bull, to fuck you if you are in fact not a cow but a human queen, so she comes up with a plan
  • Boyfriend: I thought some god comes down in bull form and fucks her??
  • Me: Ohh, no no no, that's the much much more tame story of Europa, who has sex with Zeus in bull form. This is different
  • Me: She goes to the best inventor she knows, Daedalus, and she's like "I need this bull to fuck me I NEED IT" and Daedalus is like "That's really weird maybe you should talk to someone" and she's like "I am talking to you and I am your queen so you better fucking make this happen for me I am going to peel my own skin off if I don't get some bull dick ASAP. But he doesn't want me because I am not fat, four-legged, and mooing."
  • Boyfriend: Oh..... oh no.
  • Me: So Daedalus shrugs, probably shudders a little, and builds the prettiest, most fuckable wooden cow a bull over saw, but he makes it hollow, presumably with some openings in some awkward places.
  • Boyfriend: OH GOD. NO.
  • Me: So Pasiphae puts this monstrosity in the field with the bull, climbs in it, and waits. And Daedalus really is a skilled inventor, and he apparently knows what a bull likes, because Pasiphae finally gets the hot bull loving she's been dreaming of
  • Boyfriend: I........ I need an aspirin. That is disgusting.
  • Me: Only she apparently hasn't been tracking her cycles, because she gets pregnant, and births the minotaur and King Minos is like "What the fuck?" and Pasiphae is like "Honey I need to tell you something"
  • Me: And that is how it happened
  • Boyfriend: That is NOT HOW THAT WORKS
  • Me: Welcome to Mythology.
Jul 19, 2016 64,966 notes
#can we all just agree that irreverent retellings of the minotaur myth are the best thing ever #i'm dying #laugh rule #greek mythology according to tumblr
Cliffhangers are literally the worst??? I mean??? Why? Why would you do this????

Okay, there’s the ‘I’m a dick’ answer which is “I like to make people (especially my roommate) suffer.”  And there’s the ‘I’m a writer’ answer, which is “The next good break point was going to be like five pages down the line and this chapter was already longer than my average goal for this story.”  And then there’s the ‘life is time-consuming’ answer, which is “I wanted to get the chapter out before I was a billion.”

I mean, take your pick, they’re all perfectly true.

Jul 19, 2016 8 notes
#asked and answered #anonymous #avatar au #it's possible that the 'i'm a dick' answer is MORE true #but i also did it to motivate myself to write the next chapter TOMORROW rather than TWO GODDAMN WEEKS FROM NOW #it's actually pretty funny because all my readers have just been dolls about the spotty updates #but I AM ANGRY WITH MYSELF
things we lost in the fire - Chapter 5 - words-writ-in-starlight (Gunmetal_Crown) - Les Misérables - All Media Types [Archive of Our Own]archiveofourown.org

It only took me two goddamn weeks, God help me, but here it is.

Jul 19, 2016 9 notes
#les mis #les mis fic #exr #enjolras #grantaire #avatar au #otp: permets-tu? #moran writes stuff #eponine #YOU KNOW WHO FINALLY SHOWS HIS LAZY FACE IN THIS CHAPTER? #GODDAMN ENJOLRAS #TOOK HIM LONG ENOUGH #FIVE CHAPTERS #BUT HE'S HERE #HE HAS A PET #AND COURF AND FERRE OBVIOUSLY #also like #tw alcohol #look it's grantaire so you should have seen that coming #tw self loathing #is that a thing??? #i don't know but if so grantaire gets it #also like if it's possible to have an inferiority complex due to your past selves grantaire has one

bigneonglitter:

hollowedskin:

scorpiofactsdaily:

You are not screaming into the void in vain. The void is just practicing active listening and wants you to let it all out without feeling like it is judging or trying to speak over you

thank you void

flawsinthevoodoo: #the void is there for you #it wants you to know that it and the abyss have been talking #and they both think you’re pretty great #i mean why do you think the abyss looks back into you? #it’s because you look fine as hell

Jul 19, 2016 125,045 notes

notwifi:

thesis statement: i just think it’s funny how…

body paragraph: first of all…

conclusion: so next time you…

This is…actually pretty accurate.

Jul 19, 2016 288,012 notes
#i mean #assuming you're writing a persuasive essay #you open with 'WHY I NEED TO PERSUADE YOU OF WHAT I AM GOING TO PERSUADE YOU OF' #you proceed into 'REASONS I'M RIGHT' #and you close with 'SO IN THE FUTURE REMEMBER THAT I AM RIGHT' #adventures in college #look if you think this isn't how i've been writing my college essays oh baby you've got another think coming
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