Rise Up, Oh Heart, For There is Another Battle to Win: Archive

buckysbadonkadonk:

mcu has rarely ever disappointed me, but i am definitely disappointed that sif and darcy have yet to meet
like could you imagine how awesome and cute that would be? darcy would totally be swooning over what a badass babe sif is and be like “omg warrior goddess teach me how to fight like you!!” and sif would be more than happy to train a fellow lady fighter, and long story short, they become girlfriends <3

Sep 14, 2014 24 notes

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I'm in my father's class at my high school. He said this today:
Him: As some of you may not know, I'm a feminist.
class: *laughs*
Him: No, really, I am.
Class: *laughs again*
Him: Why is that funny?
Asshole: Because you're a man, and you shouldn't think that way.
Him: Well why not?
Asshole: I dunno that's just the way that is.
Him: I'm a feminist because of my wife. She and I have the EXACT same job. Yet, I make more than her.
Class: *laughs*
Him: Why is that funny? Shouldn't women be paid equally as men?
Same Asshole: No, they're supposed to be in the kitchen.
Him: *slams fist on asshole's desk* Why?
Asshole: Because that's how it is.
Him: Why?
Asshole: That's their job.
Him: Why?
Asshole: *can't come up with another answer*
Him: I'm a feminist because my wife has the exact same job, gets less pay, and with that, I can barely support my three children. If she got paid as much as me, life would be a bit easier for all of us.
*note, my mother is a teacher like my father*
Him: Women gave birth to us, and now, here in the state of Michigan, they can't even have their own rights? It's 2014 people! Grow up or get out of my class.
Class: *silence*
Him: Now.. Louis XVI

Sep 13, 2014 158,555 notes

cuttlefishgarden:

thecube42:
YOU WOULDNT DOWNLOAD A DRAGON
If I could download a dragon all the cops in the world couldn’t stop me

Sep 13, 2014 314,925 notes

velvetqueer:

uhmwillowsomething:
huesosmccoy:
why do people say “don’t be a pussy” when talking about weakness more like “don’t be a man’s ego” because you know there isn’t nothing more fragile than that
uh
because “pussy” is the shortened form of the word “pusillanimous”, which means “timid, cowardly”
and not the slang word for the female genital region?
literally no one else knows this. nobody.

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Quote of the Day

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. Then, when you do criticize them, you’re a mile away, and you have their shoes.

–Jack Handey

Sep 13, 2014

#daily quote

unkhs:

I used to be like “I wonder what would happen if I set this thing on fire” and since then I’ve learned that more often than not the answer is “it’ll be on fire”

Sep 13, 2014 381,553 notes

romanticizing-death:

bahboh:
one thing i love about college is that everyone is so exhausted that nobody judges anyone for sleeping anywhere like
just rest your eyes
get comfy
we’re all in this together
you are safe here
it will be ok
This is by far the cutest college post I have ever seen

Sep 13, 2014 402,110 notes

Sep 12, 2014 125 notes

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Daily Quote

Between the idea
And the reality
Between the motion
And the act
Falls the Shadow

–The Hollow Men, T. S. Eliot

Sep 12, 2014

#daily quote