Rise Up, Oh Heart, For There is Another Battle to Win

queercatmermaid:

I just realized how fucking disgusting it is that it’s considered healthy and normal for teenage boys to eat everything ever yet teenage girls are obviously also growing but are fucking dieting all the time and shamed for eating while they’re growing

iamaprincessallgirlsare:

ringingallover:

meecheee123:

ringingallover:

do centaur babies suckle from the horse nipples or the human nipples tho

Centaurs aren’t real. Do you understand that?

yes that is why i made a tumblr post about this instead of just asking a real centaur

Horse nipple is easier to reach for a baby centaur

dickpuncher:

cyberlocc:

soon the ancient meme god nyancat will return and slay your false meme idols. the hour of the lolcat is upon us. repent. u can haz mercy

okay so this post made me genuinely curious about how old the lolcat meme is and apparently it’s older than the fucking internet

this picture was taken in 1905

lolcats are older than most human beings jesus christ

dggeoff:

wxmyn:

what makes you think that jesus, a man murdered by police, would support darren wilson

OH SHIT

thehomosexuals:

protect young trans guys whos families think theyre only how they are because of their dads

protect young trans guys whos families think theyre only how they are because they dont like their body enough to be a girl

protect young trans guys whos family makes them a laughing stock at family dinners during the holidays because they trusted them enough to tell them

protect young trans guys at all costs

betterthandarkchocolate:

1. Stop assuming that everyone has been treated well by that family.
2. Respect is not freely given, it is earned. You don’t owe anyone respect. You do not owe anyone anything.
3. This line is used repeatedly in abusive situations. It is frequently used in emotional abuse in the form of gaslighting to make the survivor doubt their perceptions of events. It also is frequently used to control, manipulate and coerce behaviour.

thealiceprimmer:

keepongaming:

last year i was eating in a fancy, large restaurant when i began to hear a rumble and the distant sound of people chanting ‘potassium, potassium’ and suddenly hundreds of people dressed as bananas flood this restaurant chanting potassium over and over and we were trapped there for a very long time because the bananas would not leave and they were everywhere

i wasn’t joking

are you fucking kidding me this is tERRIFYING

suck-err:

riverplants:

foods dangerous to dogs:

1. avocadoes
2. alcohol
3. raw bread dough
4. caffeine
5. chocolate
6. grapes and raisins
7. onions and garlic
8. macadamia nuts
9. raw salmon
10. xylitol (artificial sweeteners)

if you have a dog please reblog this

You don’t need to have a dog, everyone just reblog this maybe ok yes

overtly-individual:

12 cups of coffee

11 mental breakdowns

10 fucking pages

9 hour deadline

8 cited sources

7 days to do it

6 days i wasted

FIVE TIMES THE PAIN

4 shots of vodka

3 days since I slept

2 words on my page

and a rubric that is not clear

overtly-individual:

12 cups of coffee

11 mental breakdowns

10 fucking pages

9 hour deadline

8 cited sources

7 days to do it

6 days i wasted

FIVE TIMES THE PAIN

4 shots of vodka

3 days since I slept

2 words on my page

and a rubric that is not clear

maidenmothercronus:

inconvenientlylargelizard:

HOW TO CHEER UP IN 2 EASY STEPS

1. WHISPER “BEEP BOOP” TO YOURSELF.
2. REPEAT UNTIL NOT SAD.

((BUT WHY DOES THIS WORK??????))

disp0sableheroes:

Please don’t ever feel bad about posting about how your day’s going or a random story or how you’re feeling or a cute selfie because I actually really like seeing everyone on my dash. I follow you all for a reason.

mapleglowsticks:

thehat2:

meladoodle:

what do you mean a thesaurus isnt a dinosaur

this is adorable as fuck and you can’t tell me otherwise

narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

batnoodles:

jackbarakatsbuttblog:

how-bad-do-u-want-it:

afroarabia:

“boys dont like it when-" 

"girls don’t like it when-”

“people would probably like you better if-”

FAVOURITE POST

drythroats:

blindthoughts:

How relationships work:

I like your butt.

However, I can notice other butts. They can be nice too.

But your butt is my favourite butt. It’s the nicest butt. Because it’s mine. And I can touch it.

This.

ghostrightsactivist:

brainfreeze is my favorite pain response because it’s literally your body telling you to stop eating fucking snow, you stupid jackass, what is wrong with you