Rise Up, Oh Heart, For There is Another Battle to Win

riordam:

riordam:

teenytigress:

am-i-a-potato-yet:

mrss-barakat:

its-not-a-phase-mom:

This ain’t a

 

it’s a

My friend is sitting next to me and she was like

This aint a scene girl its a god damn arm marathon

this ain’t a emo it’s a beard waterfall hand running

This ain’t a goth it’s a Zeus water reach run

fUCK

WAIT THAT IS THE LEGIT LYRIC?

afro-virgo:

if you came out of this semester alive & in one piece, celebrate that shit. don’t worry about grades right now. sleep. eat something delicious. buy yourself a present. watch a whole season of your favorite show in one sitting. take a bubble bath. treat yo self. you deserve it.

ob2komario:

birdschoolforbirds:

birdschoolforbirds:

million dollar idea: instead of spending thousands of dollars on steady-cam equipment, filmmakers should just attach a camera to the head of a chicken and carry the chicken around as you film.

Fact:

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They actually did that.

snowdear:

We were talking about Shakespeare in English class and the tradition of throwing tomatoes when the actors are bad. Well it turns out, back then people thought tomatoes were poisonous, and so people would aim at the actors mouth and try to kILL THEM WHEN THEY WERE BAD AT ACTING OMG

jenandriel:

exfatalist:

trekual-innuendos:

Lets have a dystopian future movie where none of the actors are white

Not a single one

No reason

No explanation

There’s just no white people and not a single character questions it

Watch how quickly people notice and get pissed off

but wouldn’t it be better to put one white extra in the far background of a huge crowd shot for a few frames, so we could point to them every time someone gets pissed off?

these are both excellent ideas.

garbagebagger:

princess-kayjay:

I just had a straight guy tell me “Gah I love lesbians” and before I could even say anything, he added, “because, ya know, they like the same thing I do and sometimes it’s nice to get advice from a girl instead of guys who think making love is just repeatedly putting your dick in something, ya know?” And I have never been more proud of the human race.

i was very mad and then i wasn’t 

skankydepphead:

historiajpg:

so i was looking up news about Pirates 5 and

Johnny Depp is the only cast member listed

johnny depp is every role

just johnny depp

for everyone

just

johnny

only 

johnny 

e t e r n a l  j o h n n y

frontyardigan:

therealeovaldez:

phoneticfrenetic:

crowley-for-king:

…that no matter

how close

you get

the pupil

seems to

devour light

like a black hole

it reflects no light

That’s because the pupil is literally a hole in the iris that lets light enter the retina. No light is reflected by the pupil because it is either absorbed directly into the tissues of the eye, or it is absorbed after it is refracted around the inside of the eye.

Then black holes are merely the eyes of the universe

Whoa