Rise Up, Oh Heart, For There is Another Battle to Win

iandsharman:

Dear Australians,

Please remember to be considerate and not post 2015 spoilers.

If there are jet packs and flying cars then the rest of us would like to enjoy the surprise for ourselves.

However, if we’re facing thermonuclear annihilation then a heads up would actually be appreciated.

Cheers!

dondaario:

so if in the soulmate au the very first words your soulmate ever says to you are tattooed somewhere on your body since the day you are born imagine having something like ‘man I cant believe dumbledore died’ tattooed on you. imagine being spoiled for a book series that doesnt even exist yet. imagine worrying about this dumbledore guy your whole childhood while not knowing who he is. imagine knowing dumbledore dies before jk rowling even thinks about it.

cameralinz:

I am a fucking delight, I whisper to no one as I put something witty in the tags.

pip-pip-scooby-doo:

demonhunting:

kushstagram:

I DONT THINK YOU GET IT

IF YOU TELL A GIRL SHES PRETTY IT WILL BOOST HER SELF CONFIDENCE FOREVER

SO IF YOU FIND A GIRL PRETTY

GROW A SET AND TELL HER

no ok but like 2 years ago this one guy called me pretty and I still remember it to this day like whenever I think I’m ugly I’m like well at least that one guy that one time thought I was pretty

WARNING THIS IS NOT THE SAME AS CATCALLING OR SAYING “HEY SEXY”, ETC.

THAT MAKES YOU A DBAG

Legit.  I had a really nice carnie come up and talk to me while I was working at a festival once and he asked me out (I had to say no because I was leaving for college in a week and I was ridiculously busy) and when I asked why (because I’m an awkward human) he went “Well, you’re smart and funny and you’re actually gorgeous enough to make the volunteer shirt look good.”  That was years ago, I still remember it when I’m having a shitty day.

lifelikeslemons:

rairii:

cupcakemichi:

moonykins:

Things nobody ever tells you about female bodily functions, so you have to google it to find out it’s perfectly normal:

Vaginal chemistry being acidic enough to bleach your black underwear.

wait… so *that’s* what happens?!?

I THOUGHT IT WAS STAINS NO WONDER THEY WEREN’T WASHING OFF

holy shit i was so embarrassed about this

steveheavy:

aro-ace-wonderwoman:

I swear a lot of people would be less confused about their sexual orientation if they knew that romantic orientations were also a thing.

I’m just going to leave this here.

bigbardafree:

not-safe-for-earth:

lavandulum:

i’ve stopped trash talking comic sans after learning the font is actually one of the only dyslexia-friendly fonts that come standard with most computers and i advocate for others doing the same

In the event that you would like to continue hating Comic Sans, other dyslexia-friendly alternatives include Arial, Verdana, Tahoma, Century Gothic and Trebuchet.

thank

littlemorethananerd:

soylentvanilla:

Don’t tell me you “understand” why I’m vegan. If you understood you’d be vegan, too.

Understanding doesn’t equal agreement. I understand why Walter White started to cook meth, doesn’t mean I’m gonna buy an RV and a barrel of methylamine.

stiles-stilinsking:

mollyiswideawake:

the-eleventh-blog:

iwanty0ubleeders:

can you imagine

if google just disappeared from the internet 

and then we couldn’t google what happened to it

because google was gone 

It took me a good two minutes to work out that that is a picture of a person in a translucent waterslide and not someone trapped in a human test tube in a horror film

this is why we need google

phemiec:

litahalford:

it infuriates me when people tell me “lifes too short to not forgive people!” like NO lifes too short for me to continually allow abusive and manipulative behavior in my life and live in a constant state of anxiety bc I want to be “nice” or whatever

#do no harm but take no shit

chronic-genderbender:

“Those poor boys”

“She deserves to be punished too.”

“I’m not saying I support rape, but-”

“Sorry to say - she deserved it.”

“She put herself in harm’s way”

“But if she was fingered, then that’s not rape.”

“She ruined their lives.”

defyingdestiel:

midorikiku:

random-hobbit:

OKAY SO APPARENTLY THERE’S SUPPOSED TO BE ANOTHER WAVE OF ANON HATE ON NEW YEARS DAY AND THEY ARE GOING TO TARGET AS MANY PEOPLE AS POSSIBLE. PLEASE SPREAD THIS AND TURN OFF ANON OMFG GUYS THIS IS NOT A JOKE I PROMISE 100% THERE HAVE BEEN WARNINGS EVERYWHERE AND THEY AREN’T GOING TO ONLY HIT FANDOMS!!!!

GUYS, THAT FUCKING IMPORTANT! SPREAD THE WORD!

guys fucking reblog this NOW

readingwench:

jessiphia:

Also, fun fact: being nice to someone you hate does NOT make you two faced

it makes you a mature adult who knows when to pick their battles and when to just let it go and tolerate someone for their shitty personality. 

if you think otherwise grow up

SO MANY PEOPLE TO SHOW THIS TO IT ACTUALLY HURTS ME

owlmylove:

if you were praised for being smart as a child and now feel crippling sensations of inadequacy when you don’t instantly know how to do something perfectly clap your hands

*claps so hard it causes a fucking sonic boom*