Rise Up, Oh Heart, For There is Another Battle to Win

karins-ass:

hey!! i’m getting rid of a BUNCH of clothes and this time i don’t want to just donate it. i want to give it to trans girls in need of some cute clothing (i have literally TONS of adorable stuff!!!)

if you could reblog this to help me find someone/a place for trans girls only to give it to, that would be amazing!!!

sucymemebabaran:

elige:

seeyou-tamara:

If you’re ever hungry and have no money, go to iHop and order a short stack of pancakes (I usually order as carryout). The receipt they print for you, has a URL and a phone number to a survey. Once you complete the survey, they’ll give you a code to get a free short stack of pancakes. You can apply it to your order.

It’s not much, but it’s free.

Bless you✨

can’t believe real life has an infinite pancake glitch

seedy:

has anyone actually had a kiss under the mistletoe or is that just another myth 

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

if you’re ever feeling lazy just remember that the ancient greeks believed their gods lived on top of a very climbable hill but no one even bothered to check

faxmachine:

I think the reason why the phrase “I’m not like most girls” annoys me so much is because women have been conditioned to feel like they have to disassociate themselves from the female gender to be recognised as an interesting human being and if that isn’t fucked up then I don’t know what is

ssjdebusk:

bloody-men-with-blue-eyes:

oomshi:

if you wouldn’t suck a dick for one million dollars you are lYING

there will never be another spn reaction gif that rivals this one for accuracy

because I mean jesus 

bryarly:

sexhaver:

i knew a dude in college who kept an old Smirnoff bottle full of water on his desk and would casually chug straight out of it in the middle of conversations with new people in order to establish dominance

New plan

assholei:

youtrollthedice:

theimpolitecanadian:

when you drink the water and the tummy go sploosh sploosh

The fact that 246,720 ppl know what this is

it’s almost like everyone drinks water or something

grapeyouinthemouth:

• You can’t find your glasses without your glasses
• your eyes always hurt for some reason or another
• getting a new pair is both hellish and exciting 
• you’re ALWAYS fidgeting with them. the never fit perfectly
• when they do fit perfectly something happens that throws them off
• having glasses

angryyogi:

just-yasmeen:

“I know I’m pretty” is self love.
“I think I’m prettier than all the other girls” is vanity.
There is a difference!

Words cannot express how vitally important this distinction is.

pemsylvania:

pemsylvania:

who here knows how to dismantle a security camera

everybody on here always acts like some criminal mastermind when in reality 40 of you guys told me to smash it with a rock and at least 3 told me to seduce it

silohouettes:

I hate when a person says they’ve had a bad day and everyone, instead of trying to cheer them up, enters a competition of who’s had the shittest life

disappear-into-the-waves:

lascivuus:

nesgadol:

reblog if ur mom is smart and beautiful

I scrolled passed then I felt guilty

same

mamayuuma:

mamayuuma:

what do you call a broken can opener

a can’t opener

erwinnsmith:

i respect all ships

no no, except that one, that’s gross and you need jesus.

bonesinmyblood:

fiendishly-nerdy:

if someone “fights like a girl” you should be absolutely terrified of them have ever seen a girl fight they’ll rip your fucking throat out with their hands while the guys are still doing that weird cobra posturing thing for five minutes 

teachers are told to get in between boys when they’re fighting because once they lose eye contact they’ll calm down but teachers are told to stay out of the way of girls fighting because they will fuck your shit up

This is so accurate it hurts.

all-thedamn-time:

lalalandofsuicide:

kintrafim:

comeinwiththarain:

immortal-goldfish:

skadiyoko:

pastassassins:

2,121,566 people are not Ashley and counting!

We’ll find you Ashley.

This post is scandalous.

reblogging because ashley cant. 

If you scroll past this I am going to assume your name is Ashley.

I couldn’t not reblog…

3,531,544 non-Ashley’s

I’m not Ashley

gaxmcku:

unfuckyourshit:

chris evans looks like he stumbled into a gym and didn’t leave and now he’s confused by how much muscle he has

#too polite to leave tbh

rashaka:

i just realized that maria hill reports directly to fury and natasha reports directly to fury and melinda may reports directly to fury and they’re the only ones we see regularly speaking to him

all three of director fury’s closest lieutenants are women how metal is that

sweetestchill:

problackgirl:

we’ve taught girls to romanticise nearly everything a boy does. when i was younger i thought it was cute that boys chased the girl even after she said no. i loved it when after a girl moved away from a kiss, the guy would pull her back and force it on. i thought a guy saying ‘i won’t take a no for an answer’ was passionate and romantic. we’re literally always teaching girls to romanticise abusive traits.

REAL FUCKING TALK

monocleenterprises:

unbalancedfox:

g0ggles:

When people in movies run directly away from the train / boulder / truck / etc instead of just like, taking two steps to the side of it

OH NO A GIGANTIC TREE FALLING OVER *runs away directly along its length*

Bucky knows what’s up

The Winter Soldier is better than you.

spookyplankton:

i love typing because my fingers make that cool sound and i seem professional