Rise Up, Oh Heart, For There is Another Battle to Win
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If u see a guy with long hair he’s either gorgeous or fucking weird and the answer lays in what type of shoe he’s wearing
the fucking accuracy
That point in a piece of fanfiction where you can tell something embarrassing is about to happen so you start fucking around on tumblr because you’re a huge baby with a crippling overabudance of empathy.
I do this with every media I consume. I pause movies and have to walk around and prepare myself for second-hand embarrassment sometimes.
I thought I was alone.
hey did u kno
- being cis is normal
- not being cis is normal
- shut the fuck up everything is normal we are all literally organic creatures and therefore we are all normal
- unless you are a robot or silicone-based alien in which case i apologize for my carbon-based privilege and invite you to add me on skype because i am interested in your culture
You know you had a Catholic upbringing when somebody says “May the force be with you” and your instant reaction is to reply with “And also with you”.
Lift up your lightsabers.
We lift them up to the lord.
Let us give thanks to the Force our guide.
It is right to give the Force thanks and praise.
Holy Christ, I thought it was just me.
I was chatting with a donor before I drew his blood, and he was a dentist. when I actually drew him, there was just a little squirt of blood and it surprised him
I looked him in they eye and told him “you’re bleeding because you don’t floss”
and he went dead silent
had the opportunity and fucking seized it
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“Onake” Obavva lived in the fort town of Chitradurga at a rough time in its history. Hyder Ali, one of the most powerful warlords of the time, had been going buck wild with his army, conquering town after…
do you ever just kinda wonder what your selling point as a human being or friend is? like, what was the point at which people were like: hey, I’ll keep this human
1. NATASHA ROMANOFF AND HER BACKSTORY
YES PLEASE.
I’m sooooooooo tired of this dumb ass question. And it’s the same question to every girl blogger that shows you a titty or an ass.
It amazes me how many of you muthafuckas secretly have an obsession with dick size comparisons. And we all, for the sake of your feelings, try to give you a generalized answer so you won’t feel you shitty about your dicks well look:
The average fucking dick size is 4.7 to 6.3 inches when it’s hard. The average pussy is 4.25 inches to 4.75 inches when we’re turned on. What does that mean? Bitch you guessed it, length has no impact on sexual satisfaction. Even women are confused about that shit. “ohhhhh I need a big dick to fuck me” no you don’t bitch you need somebody to fuck you real good.
The g spot is about 2–3 inches inside of our pussy so what you need to question is your technique.
What cha stroke game looking like?
Are you hitting walls?
Can you rotate your hips to curve your dick?
How long can you last without busting?
Are you rubbing the clit while you’re in it?
You can have a size 10 dick and be trash. Fuck around and have a good 5 inches and knowledge of pleasuring a woman and be the gift of God.
It ain’t what you got its how you use it. And if a bitch don’t like your average dick size, give her some mind blowing sex to prove a point and never talk to her again.
The reason gay people have so few straight friends is that we can only pardon a limited number of straight people per year, and each pardon only lasts the calendar year and must be cleared with the High Gay Council. It’s a lot of bureaucracy that none of us care for.
things im looking forward to seeing in aou
- clintasha
Things I Learned in College that I Didn’t Earn a Degree For
(Alternative Title: Things It Took Me Too Long to Figure Out)
1. Get rid of anybody who makes you feel like you’re hard to love. Get rid of anyone who makes it seem like they’re doing you a favor by putting up with you. They’re not. Hang on instead to the people who love you even when it’s not easy.
2. Yes, you can wear leggings as pants. Yes, you can wear crop tops. Yes, you can wear tight skirts and dresses. Forget all the people who made you feel like you were too fat for those clothes.
3. It’s okay to want your mommy when you’re 22 and it’s three a.m. and you don’t feel like yourself. She’ll pick up the phone.
4. People love you.
5. You are capable of killing centipedes and spiders and of catching mice. The only thing that’s stopping you from being able to live alone are the pieces of clothing you own that you can’t get out of by yourself.
6. Popcorn is not a meal, stop trying to make it one.
7. When someone gives you a compliment, say thank you. Don’t deflect. They wouldn’t say such nice things if they weren’t genuine, because what’s in it for them? Nothing.
8. Life is not a fucking competition. If you ever feel yourself doing something because you know it’s going to tear someone else down, quit doing it. Support is rarer than it should be.
9. Let people like what they like and do what they do, as long as it’s not hurting anyone. Don’t like it? Cool. Now shut the fuck up because it’s not about you.
10. When it comes to new people, trust your instincts. They’re almost always correct.
11. Do yourself a favor and learn how you like to dress and do your makeup and hair. Do yourself up in whatever way feels best to you. It’s incredibly liberating to think you are beautiful.
12. Friends aren’t needlessly cruel. They won’t point out you’re not naturally skinny like the rest of your friends, or refuse to say anything nice about you, or imply that you’re stupid. Anyone who does do those things isn’t your friend and you should get rid of them. Immediately.
13. No one cares about your sex life (or impressive lack of), nor are they going to judge your worth by it. So stop using it as a measure of your self-worth.
14. Quit acting like you have forever. Your window of time to do anything gets shorter every day. Make friends with that person, say that thing, eat that slice of pie before somebody else does.
15. Unless you’re trying to win an argument, stop saying, “No, because…” You don’t have to justify not wanting to do something or feeling a certain way. “No” is an answer on its own.
16. So is “Yes.” But always follow through.
17. Be nice to people. Compliment a sweater or a scarf. Let the elderly on the train before you. Be nice to people because it feels good to not be an asshole, but also because every single one of us is going through something. Dealing with bullshit is a human experience, and sometimes all it takes is a small action to lighten someone’s burden or brighten someone’s world.
18. It’s okay to feel creeped out by weird dudes. You don’t have to feel guilty about it. It’s not your fault they stare or make lewd comments. All that matters is that you stay safe.
19. You can always count on your home team, no matter how far away from them you are. And as part of someone else’s home team, you always have to be prepared to go to bat for somebody else.
20. The people who are still in your life even though you thought you lost them for good at some point are there for a reason. Don’t try to figure out what the reason is. Just be grateful.
21. You are good at things.
22. You are good.
23. It’s okay to have little indulgences. Buy the new bra, drink the third beer, spend the whole day making cookies. You deserve a break.
24. There will always be opportunities. Whether or not it’s the one you’re looking for, you will never be devoid of opportunities.
”—(via catherinejenks)shout out to all my followers that stick with me every time my interests change and you end up with a bunch of “what the hell is this shit” on your dashboards yall rock
where is that picture of a cartoon cat wearing four high heels that goes around every halloween to help people with anxiety
if I offered you $20, would you take it?
How about if I crumpled it up?
Stepped on it?
you would probably take it even though it was crumpled and stepped on it. Do you know why?
Because it is still $20, and its worth has not changed.
The same goes for you; if you have a bad day, or if something bad happens to you, you are not worthless.
if someone crumples you up or steps on you, your worth does not change. You are still just as valuable as you were before.
depression just does truly feel like malware, you know? like please i just want to open a browser window this shouldn’t take half an hour, and i’m tired of trying to close out of all the popups that open whenever i click anything that just have personal insults flashing on them
no seriously your “boys/men are pointless” posts are extremely upsetting and dangerous to mentally ill boys/men who already feel worthless.
as much as i get angry at sexist things from guys i do agree that no one should be told they’re worthless, for any reason.
will reblog this every time i see it. i don’t give a fuck about your cute misandry
france has had a ban on niqabs and burqas since 2011 but the european court of human rights declared in 2014 that it is not restricting human rights
i hope you know islamophobia is a further reaching problem in france than just the comics at charlie hebdo
i’ve never met taylor swift but she seems like the type of girl that if you asked for a tampon she would have a tampon and like give you painkillers and water without you even asking
