Rise Up, Oh Heart, For There is Another Battle to Win
Month
my family usually eats bagged cereals (you know, the off brand kinds that taste like deceit) and today my mother came home with 15+ boxes of sugared name-brand cereal, dumped them into my arms, and said “i can’t eat lies anymore, caroline.”
Tip for valentine’s day: DON’T PUT ANYTHING WITH SUGAR IN YOUR VAGINA
MY OPINION ON THINGS CHANGE FREQUENTLY AS I LEARN MORE STUFF ABOUT THE THING PLEASE DO NOT HOLD ME ACCOUNTABLE FOR SOMETHING I SAID THREE YEARS AGO
thank you and bless you
foods dangerous to dogs:
- avocadoes
- alcohol
- raw bread dough
- caffeine
- chocolate
- grapes and raisins
- onions and garlic
- macadamia nuts
- raw salmon
- xylitol (artificial sweeteners)
if you have a dog please reblog this
You don’t need to have a dog, everyone just reblog this maybe ok yes
Student: can I please use the bathroom?
*takes bag*
Teachers: why are you taking your bag?
This happened in my English class one time and the girl who was going picked up her bag as she got up and the male teacher just said “Put your bag down and go to the bathroom.” and without any hesitation she just said, “I need something in it there is blood coming out of my vagina.” He never made girls leave their bags again.
If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex
But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage
But homosexuality is bad
I’m really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with
Guys I got it
Society is literally telling dudes to go fuck themselves
I’m sorry I can’t not reblog this
In the 2014 additions to the UK Potter books, Rowling says part of the process to become an Animagus is to hold the leaf of a Mandrake in your mouth for a whole month.
Can you imagine. These boys in Minerva McGonagall’s classes for that month, hoping she doesn’t notice.
now that you pointed that out i’m 100% sure minerva knew about that
My sexuality is “im not fucking you, so don’t worry about it”
Real talk, though, can I say this to people?
oh my god
Something to keep in mind in social criticism of media:
On Tumblr, we talk a lot about how everything is problematic. That’s true, as far as it goes. And it’s a conversation that needs to happen.
But, it’s also problematic. Because sometimes that conversation happens…
If you play games on easy mode I will silently judge you
If you smugly judge people simply for enjoying their leisure activity in a way other than the narrow and arbitrary way you prefer, I will quite loudly judge you.
what happens if u put a werewolf on the moon is a great question probably the best question ever asked
he’ll explode and die because there’s no oxygen on the moon
We never said we’d send him up without a suit you absolute monster
conversation overheard at the gryffindor table over breakfast between sirius black and james potter
Sterling, “Leverage,” S05 E15
As a general rule, if a character played by Mark Sheppard is expressing disdain or skepticism regarding the morality of your actions, it may be time to reexamine your life choices.
(via renew-leverage)
chris evans: *does something extremely family-friendly and wholesome*
me: i want you to slam me against every wall in my house
Hardcovers for aesthetics.
Paperbacks to read.
Ebooks to travel.The holy trinity of book lovers.
Gender roles in a nutshell: the Beauxbatons and Durmstrang entrances in The Goblet of Fire.
also, to my knowledge neither of those schools were sex-segregated in the books
That bothered me more than the Dumbledore yelling, actually.
Nicolas Flamel was an alum of Beauxbatons.
The first headteacher of Durmstrang was a witch.
it pisses me off how writing doesn’t get people money unless they’re like jk rowling like writing books should be one of the highest paying jobs in the world that shit is hard
i bet that open heart surgeries are harder
Open heart surgeries can be taught. You can’t teach a person a world that no one else has created.
you won this time.
Perfect gif usage.
you don’t like uptown funk? stop. wait a minute.
Please. My stuffed dogs are 16 years old and I’ve never parted with them.
i’m cute as hell, which is incidentally where i came from
