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February 2015

7 Things I Wish Parents Would Stop Teaching Their Children:

goddess-river:

  1. That nudity is inherently sexual
  2. That people should be judged for their personal decisions
  3. That yelling solves problems
  4. That they are too young to be talking about the things they’re already starting to ask questions about
  5. That age correlates to importance
  6. That interacting with someone of the opposite sex is inherently romantic
  7. That the default for someone is straight and cisgender
Feb 19, 2015 615,961 notes
Has anyone else noticed how much our fanfic terms sound like drugs?

she-walks-with-stars:

trogdorthe-burninator:

a-sassing-creed:

davekatwhisperer:

romanosauce:

sherlock-the-trickster:

Let’s see here, we got slash, crack, lemon, lime, PWP, fluff, angst, AU. Seriously, it’s like some sort of shady fanfic underground.

Hitting up the alleyways trading doujin in paperbags.

theres slash being traded for crack and au downtown but you didnt hear it from me

so basically we’re all pirates who do drugs

Dear god. What a world I have been sucked into

Feb 19, 2015 133,555 notes
The scariest fact about the Disneyland measles outbreakvox.com

You don’t get vaccinated just to protect yourself. You do it to protect others.

Feb 19, 2015 12,207 notes
#vaccinate your spawn #herd immunity for the motherfucking win
Feb 19, 2015 94,505 notes
#history according to tumblr
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#someone put these up all over the student union at my school for finals week
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#Howling Commandos #Steve Rogers #babies

jmma-simmons:

Pros of an 8 AM class:
- I get to see the sunrise
- making the most of my day?
- who am I kidding
- there are no pros
- I am so tired
- I can’t feel my face
- somebody help me

Feb 19, 2015 537,328 notes

glitternal:

gurlskum:

FYI, if someone brought up as a girl says ‘I don’t know….’ Or expresses indecision in response to a request, just treat it as a no to begin with. If they are keen, they will tell you, but otherwise you might be seeing someone grappling with the fact they have been taught to never say no for most of their life.

Very important

Read this twice.  Seriously.

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“You want a slinky dress? I could buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?”—

Hoban Washburne, Firefly, “Shindig”.

Wash is a perfect husband.

(via fuckyeahfirefly)

Feb 19, 2015 761 notes
#she wears a slinky dress when they set up wash's memorial #i mean what
Feb 19, 2015 176,313 notes
#steve rogers #my baby
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moskafleur:

eteo:

dweebscar:

inwhichifeelallthefeels:

cyanide123:

dweebscar:

dweebscar:

what if giraffes lived underwater

what a majestic creature

It would explain nessie

Oh my God. I have been waiting literally over a year to use this gif, and before I do, I want to thank you for the opportunity.

External image

pardon

yOU FUFCKGN ASSHOEL I JUTS SPIT MY LATTE ON MY TABLET F UCK TOUOYU JESUS CHRIST

Best post I’ve seen this month

Feb 19, 2015 746,814 notes

mother-constance:

lordlouiedor:

queermilady:

sunandblaketho:

snowlfstar:

tumblr recommended a snape/lily post on my dash i

you come into my house

you step over my husband

Ignore my crying son 

cradle my corpse in your creepy arms

spend six years abusing my orphaned child

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myasylumisbetter:

Tbh I don’t give a fuck if you don’t like Grant Ward, everyone’s entitled to their opinion. But if you deny that he’s an abuse victim, or that some of his actions were not entirely his own, then we have a problem.

Feb 19, 2015 41 notes
Reblog If You Can Take Off Your Bra Without Taking Your Shirt Off.

dellbby:

yay-someoneactually:

awomanfromitaly:

anukii:

mis-c3l-la-neous:

themishamigosofthemishapocalypse:

50eathaters:

   

Girl’s are amazing

I think we broke the notes…

i feel like i’m reblogging history. “the post that broke the notes”

THERE ARE NO FUCKING NOTES

WE HAVE REACHED INFINITY

what the heLL

Um….guys….

There are negative notes….

WHY ARE THERE NEGATIVE NOTES?

HOW ARE THERE NEGATIVE NOTES?!?!?!?!

Its in the black hole of tumblr

Feb 19, 2015
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asteropos:

theladyofthedirewolves:

backtomax:

Steve Rogers had multiple health problems before the serum, and was colorblind.
Clint Barton has a hearing aid
Howard Stark is claustrophobic
Tony Stark has severe anxiety issues

Bucky is an amputee

Bruce has stress issues

All of the Avengers have PTSD

nick fury is missing an eye how did we forget this

Feb 19, 2015 34,398 notes
  • Friend: *tells me an accomplishment they consider small*
  • Me: *starts crying* you are so great you deserve the good things in your life I'm so proud
Feb 19, 2015 67,925 notes
#adler #moriarty

kaninchenzero:

people aren’t homeless because there’s nowhere for them to live but because it is illegal for them to live in the homes that exist

Feb 19, 2015 14,161 notes

drop-deaddream:

I love that CATWS is nominated for an Oscar bc now we’re all like [swirls bourbon] [wears monocle] ah yes, hmm, quite, yes, hmm yes indeed, yes, tonight we will be screening the OSCAR NOMINATED film CAPTAIN AMERICA

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#otp: budapest
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#otp: budapest
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birolesmantic:

Last time I checked, to be a man, you must be swift as a coursing river, with all the force of a great typhoon, with all the strength of a raging fire, and as mysterious as the dark side of the moon.
Nothing in there about needing a penis.

Feb 19, 2015 89,461 notes

iridessence:

iridessence:

mysterysciencegirlfriend3000:

iridessence:

stop holding ya pee for so damn long

Are you psychic?

no, i just know somebody following me is putting that shit off when it’s vital

No but really always reblog for a follower in need.

Feb 19, 2015 186,234 notes

firebreathingeli:

firebreathingeli:

firebreathingeli:

I picked my dog up because he was scared… now he keeps getting upset when I try and put him down. 

YOU DON’T OWN ME

Update:

He is now asleep on my shoulder. I stand corrected, as he does in fact own me.

Feb 19, 2015 1,129 notes
Reblog if you have read fan fiction better than some published books

desert-neon:

bumblegabe:

Help me prove a point

I have never reblogged anything faster.

Feb 19, 2015 393,290 notes
#there are two types of people who will scroll past this #people who haven't read fanfic #and liars

gallouvich:

revolution-avec-un-grantaire:

Hi I’ll be auditioning for congress and I’ll be singing American Idiot by Green Day.

Everyone go home we have a winner

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#uptown funk me up #I have a photoset problem #and here we see my photoset problem raising its head again
Reblog if you can speak, read, or at least kinda communicate in more than one language.
Feb 19, 2015 834,480 notes
#english #spanish #latin #don't judge me #it's a great language #and i'm working on german #also a little bit of french #but only enough to apologize and ask if someone speaks english and swear and proposition someone #it's a long story #oh! almost forgot that i also know some rudimentary ASL and am working on learning more
Trying to prove a point to my mom...

jazzminaveena:

Please reblog this post if you’d go and see a movie starring Scarlett Johansson and Natalie Dormer as lesbian assassins.

Feb 19, 2015 135,553 notes

houseofhannibal:

houseofhannibal:

houseofhannibal:

houseofhannibal:

The flight attendant just announced “If you don’t like any of my jokes, there are six exits” and told us where the emergency exits are it was actually the best

“for those of you who are traveling with children… WHY”

“if you’re changing to a flight with a different airline, we don’t care.”

he said “okay now get out” once we landed i’m pissing myself

Feb 19, 2015 361,447 notes
#i love epic tales
Feb 19, 2015 336,488 notes

daleks-ate-my-baby:

Natasha and Clint are basically the Fitzsimmons of the assassin world.

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#natasha goddamn romanoff #natasha romanoff is better than you #give me black widow or give me death
Feb 19, 2015 100,656 notes
#the second to last one #it always makes me laugh #mood booster

sam-winchester-cries-during-sex:

maccesmellerbee:

avengersonna:

I love captain America more than I love America

#that’s because captain america believes in freedom and equality

Whooop there it is

THIS ISN’T FREEDOM, THIS IS FEAR.

I mean what?

Feb 19, 2015 288,818 notes

queerbaitingforgodot:

i know pacific rim is not a Holy Grail of Perfect Progressive Cinema but man is it NICE to be able to watch a big cheesy loud action movie w main characters of color and where theres no hamfistedly shoved in romance and LOADSA COOL ALIEN AND SCIENCE STUFF ……. and where i dont have to be perpetually worried about them making some kinda gross joke (looking at u transformers) and the fights are still BIG and satisfying and everyones still super hot

Feb 19, 2015 45,598 notes

skippercifer:

nurdqueen:

andybloved:

vegetarian-monster:

forthecalloftherunningtide:

strangesadday:

define-werewolf:

things you should totes not view as positive portrayals of love/romance:

  • the great gatsby
  • romeo & juliet
  • the phantom of the opera
  • snape

50 shades of grey

Ted Mosby’s pursuit of Robin from How I Met Your Mother
Ross Geller’s obsession with Rachel Green on Friends

TWILIGHT

agree with everything but snape. his love was so pure

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#we are worms worthless worms
Feb 19, 2015 512,259 notes

brittany-snodes:

becapella:

lameborghini:

reblog if u have an erection

how much do you want to bet that 90% of those notes are from sarcastic girls

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