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January 2017

boldlystudying:

 - lily

Jan 28, 2017 936 notes
#star trek #let's boldly go motherfuckers
Jan 28, 2017 75,455 notes
#do not go fucking gentle
Jan 28, 2017 84,971 notes
#please illustrate a children's book immediately #the sciences go rogue #raise a glass to the national park service #do not go fucking gentle
Jan 28, 2017 31,501 notes
#... good job everyone #I'm going back to bed #holocaust remembrance day #do not go fucking gentle
Jan 28, 2017 25,104 notes
#PUNCH NAZIS 2KFOREVER #AND DAVID BROOKS TOO
Jan 28, 2017 53,746 notes
#medicine #medical equality
Let’s test something, if Trump goes full on Hitler would you actually be willing to hide the persecuted within your own home?

bounding-heart:

krypti:

As in literally within your house, in your basement, in your attic.

Reblog this post if you would.

What I want to know is if people will be willing to fight, to put their lives at risk, to refuse to allow things to get to the stage where people need to be hidden.

I would hide anyone in need in my fucking suitcase if necessary. Like. It’s a big bag, I’ll MAKE it work.

Jan 27, 2017 5,818 notes
#do not go fucking gentle #that is #assuming that me being a queer woman wouldn't get me in as much trouble as anyone #but I'm white so...
Jan 27, 2017 140,852 notes
#A+ #I don't know what I'm grading this guy on but he gets an A+ #do not go fucking gentle #the sciences go rogue #and so does the media
Jan 27, 2017 66,079 notes
#GOOD JOB #FOUR FOR YOU #FUCK HIM UP #holocaust remembrance day #the holocaust #do not go fucking gentle

alogicals:

today on international holocaust remembrance day, please make sure not to forget the more than 1 million romani murdered by the nazi regime. (x)

romani were defined as “enemies of the race-based state” alongside jewish people in the nuremberg laws and marked, deported, forced into labor and mass murdered in the same way, wiping more than half of the european romani population out. i don’t say this to downplay the shoah but to impress upon all of you just how devastating the porajmos was to romani and how horrific it is that so very few people know it happened.

it took until 1979 for west germany to admit to any wrongdoing towards romani during world war II. even given that, the porajmos is still regularly erased from history books or ignored.

even now, many of the laws targeting romani during that time are still legal in many european countries, such as forceful sterilization of romani women (x) or segregated schools (x).

romani victims and their families deserve to have their sacrifice and pain heard, not erased and swept under the rug. dikh he na bister.

Jan 27, 2017 1,170 notes
#holocaust remembrance day #dikh he na bister #means look and don't forget #I looked it up #...are there like resources for disconnect Roma or what #because like I very much googled that

nanopup:

nanopup:

this years holocaust remembrance day is very important, given the current political climate. take today to remember the horrifying acts committed against jewish and romani people. take today to recognize the beginning of those same acts forming against PoC in america today. take today to resist those in power however you see fit, and after today, dont stop resisting. i am a jew still personally affected by the holocaust even 2 generations later. every jew is affected by the shoah, but there is a special pain to know what happened to your own family. or worse, not knowing what happened to the unknown people you see in old family photographs. we as a people will never be the same. remember the holocaust today. dont let this happen again.

non-jews are absolutely allowed/encouraged to reblog this

Jan 27, 2017 78,032 notes
#the holocaust #holocaust remembrance day
Just to Clarify:

tikkunolamorgtfo:

27 January - International Holocaust Remembrance Day (all victims)

27 Nisan (Hebrew Calendar; Gregorian Date varies by year) - Yom HaShoah (Jewish victims)

2 August - Roma Genocide Remembrance Day (Roma/Sinti victims)

It’s never OK to challenge or downplay the suffering endured by the latter two groups, but if you specifically hassle Jews or Roma with your “but what about the X” bullshit on their own remembrance days, you are a special breed of asshole.

Jan 27, 2017 797 notes
#oh wow #I didn't even know there was a Roma remembrance day #...I'm SUPER disconnect Roma #the holocaust

incorrectdiscworldquotes:

roachpatrol:

magica-tenore-regina:

lizthefangirl:

ademigodgirl:

rainbow-bear:

A king has no sons, no daughters, and no queen. For this reason he must decide who will take the throne after he dies. To do this he decides that he will give all of the children of the kingdom a single seed. Whichever child has the largest, most beautiful plant will earn the throne; this being a metaphor for the kingdom. At the end of the contest all of the children came to the palace with their enormous and beautiful plants in hand. After he looks at all of the children’s pots, he finally decides that the little girl with an empty pot will be the next Queen. Why did he choose this little girl over all of the other children with their beautiful plants.

The seeds were all dead (burned, fake, etc.).  The other kids cheated and got different seeds and planted them.  The little girl didn’t cheat and was not able to grow anything because the seed was dead.  She was the only one who didn’t cheat.

damn

Nothing like original fairy tales! 

i get the moral it’s trying to convey but that king is an idiot and the kingdom’s doomed. you don’t appoint an honest kid who will forthrightly admit a failure like that to leadership of a country, you put that kid in charge of like… the army, or something. the department of agriculture. 

i’d send out dead seeds, then appoint the kid with the biggest and most beautiful plant anyway. ideally the same kind of plant as the dead seeds were from. and ideally a kid with a really good pokerface. that kid knows:

a) how to perceive failure early (a well developed second plant means they knew how soon the first seeds should sprout and didn’t fuck around when they didn’t) 

b) how to fix the situation (a second plant of the same species means they got someone to help them identify the seeds and plant more, or are observant enough to do it themselves)

c) how to get the best people for a job in to do it (kids aren’t great gardeners. a beautiful science project probably means mom did all the work— just what you want from a child ruler and their regent)

all around, that kid (or their mom) is the kind of devious results-oriented bald-faced liar you want to go toe-to-toe with the lords of your country and the rulers of your neighbors. not a little kid who admits defeat so early and in a situation with such high stakes. ‘whoops i didn’t grow a plant’ sounds a lot less sweet when you phrase it like ‘i give up on ruling my country’. 

you know, i think i’d also send agents out to encourage the kids to destroy each other’s plants. let’s see who’s good at seige warfare, too.

Did Lord Vetinari write that post?

Jan 27, 2017 129,280 notes
#story time #I love epic tales #fairy tales

flange5:

So the Rogue POTUS Staff Twitter is … terrifying

Jan 27, 2017 48,586 notes
#...oh god #someone save us #I'm so genuinely terrified of this man #donald drumpf #the sciences go rogue #AND APPARENTLY THE POTUS STAFF #oh god this is where we are #this is the world we've made #this is how we will be remembered #I hope we're all proud of ourselves #now if you'll excuse me I'm going to get drunk to deal with this #do not go fucking gentle #it's only been a week #*sobbing in the distance*
Jan 27, 2017 65,717 notes
#yep #this is where we are #in order to stand up it is vital to accept it #and act accordingly #do not go fucking gentle #PUNCH NAZIS 2KFOREVER
how about you dont use the word queer to describe lgbt!!! its a fucking slur!

I’m a qpoc, This is what I’m talking about when white people straight wash POC.

Jan 27, 2017 20,319 notes
#queer #queer as in fuck you
Jan 27, 2017 14,187 notes
#SUE HIS ASS #do not go fucking gentle
Reporters arrested for doing their jobs by Donald Trump

flowerlygirls:

algo-hermoso:

reasonandempathy:

infamousddd:

pro-kink-noodle:

reasonandempathy:

Alexander Rubenstein, RT America

Even Engel, Vocatic

Jack Keller, Story of America

Aaron Cantu, Truth-Out

Matt Hopard, Independent Journalist

Shay Horse, Photojournalist


These are the 6 people arrested by the Trump Administration and charged with felonies for doing their job and covering unrest at the inauguration.  Their press credentials are being ignored and the basic protections of Freedom of the Press are, for the time being, suspended.

Look at these faces.  They are but the first unless we stop it.

mmmm accusations with no sources  or explanations! YUMMY!

Right I hate when people are like this happened! But never provide sources.

@pro-kink-noodle

I didn’t provide sources because it’s literally international headlines.

Guardian (UK)

US News RedState HuffingtonPost  FOX News(USA)

Russia Today (Russia)

Associated Press (Assorted)

Both Conservatives and Liberals are hitting him on this.  Fucking FOX News even.

Literally even just googling any of the names would have told you this.  Don’t act as if the claims were unverifiable.

@pro-kink-noodle

or you could have just googled it and fact checked for yourself.

jfc hitler did this too. he hated everyone who said anything remotely bad or controversial about him and had them imprisoned. jsyk🙃

Jan 27, 2017 41,114 notes
#do not go fucking gentle #oh god we've reached this portion

prokopetz:

Concept: a spacefaring sci-fi setting where humanity’s Special Thing is that, due to a complicated series of loopholes and obscure precedents in the Galactic Empire’s taxation laws that nobody can quite figure out how to fix, any small-to-medium-size merchant shipping vessel that has at least one human crew member qualifies for a substantial refundable tax credit.

Jan 27, 2017 2,595 notes
#human aliens #THIS IS THE BEST ONE EVERYONE ELSE GO HOME

faythinthemusic:

I want to be really clear about something: Planned Parenthood has done more to prevent abortion than the pro-life movement ever has.

Jan 27, 2017 77,267 notes
#TRUE #i stand with planned parenthood
Jan 27, 2017 50,335 notes
#I MEAN PRETTY MUCH? #YES #YES I AM GOING TO HIT YOU #PUNCH NAZIS 2KFOREVER
Jan 27, 2017 32,622 notes
#PUNCH NAZIS 2KFOREVER
Jan 27, 2017 220,538 notes
#star trek #let's boldly go motherfuckers

sylferino:

sylferino:

now that im 18, im gonna go check out this “porn” think yall been talkin about

HOLY SHIT

Jan 27, 2017 25,461 notes
#why is this so fucking funny #I'm screaming #laugh rule

bittytroyeboy:

Anyone else’s blogs turning into a mix of lighthearted fandom content and deeply upsetting politics? Cause mine is.

Jan 27, 2017 93,493 notes
#...yep #hard same

radiojamming:

In the spring of 1943 in Germany, my grandfather, who had been separated from his company and had lost his dogtags (therefore was fundamentally alone and terrified he would be shot on sight) had finally had enough.

And punched a Nazi off his motorcycle.

To have heard my grandpa tell it, “I just suckerpunched that man right off his bike and took off down that road screaming, “What the hell! What the hell!” and I don’t even remember how fast I was going.”

So do a solid for my grandpa and punch a Nazi. 

Jan 27, 2017 3,487 notes
#I love epic tales #PUNCH NAZIS 2KFOREVER

appasauce:

officialcommanderlexa:

officialcommanderlexa:

i always laugh whenever we have to centrifuge bacteria because imagine you’re just chilling in some broth with your buds and then someone comes along and puts you in a tube and spins you at fucking 14,000 rpm

i want a shirt that says #get centrifucked

Jan 27, 2017 236,629 notes
#get centrifucked #science! #laugh rule
Jan 27, 2017 99,381 notes
#WHERE IS THE LIE #the sciences go rogue #do not go fucking gentle
Jan 27, 2017 75,939 notes
#the sciences go rogue #do not go fucking gentle #raise a glass to the national park service
Jan 27, 2017 12,163 notes
#call your reps #do not go fucking gentle

dreamerofderse:

dreamerofderse:

dreamerofderse:

a cute girl casually came out to me the other day and I handled it so gracelessly that I might as well have just stuck my entire foot in my mouth instead

anyway we’re dating now and the first time she kissed me I said “thanks for that, I appreciate it” because I have no idea how to function

I proposed to her twice (with & without a ring, the first time it was without a ring because I was worried she was gonna propose first) and she cried both times

Jan 27, 2017 62,961 notes
#A GOOD AND WHOLESOME POST #I love epic tales #laugh rule #this made me giggle #it's so cute oh my god

theactorsjourney:

runecestershire:

exeunt-pursued-by-a-bear:

spacecaptainoftheforest:

concept: a retelling of hamlet with the frame story that it’s a tabletop rpg being played by a bunch of overzealous college kids and an increasingly frazzled dm trying to keep them all from rushing headlong into situations and dying immediately. horatio is the dm’s vaguely self-insert npc character. thanks

“AND THEN HE GETS KIDNAPPED BY PIRATES”

“um…dude…you can’t just–”

“PIRATES”

Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are played by the same player, who keeps forgetting that he’s running two separate characters.

“The ghost awaits a response”

“Horatio, you went to college, you talk to it.”

—–

“You find the skull of the old court jester.”

“I’m going to talk to it until someone stops me.”

“Horatio, you went to college, you stop him.”

—–

“I stab the curtain!”

“Polonius, roll for fortitude.”

——

“I search for a nunnery in the moat”

*sigh* “Seaweed wraps around your leg. Roll for dexterity escape”

—–

“We all drink to Hamlet’s victory.”

“Everyone roll for fortitude.”

*groans amid the sound of rolling dice*

—–

“Sorry I’m late, everyone. Can my Prince of Finland character just show up?”

“Everyone’s already dead.”

“For fuck’s sake, guys!”

Jan 26, 2017 41,729 notes
#Shakespeare #motherfucking Shakespeare #Hamlet #DnD #I'd watch the SHIT out of this
Jan 26, 2017 279,009 notes
#LADIES IN LOVE
Jan 26, 2017 5,938 notes
#the sciences go rogue #raise a glass to the national park service #do not go fucking gentle
Jan 26, 2017 317,028 notes
tips for treating yoself

wingscomeback:

body:

  • Exfoliate once or twice a week.
  • Let your vagina breathe - don’t wear underwear to bed unless you’re on your period.
  • Change your pad/tampon/etc at least twice a day.
  • Don’t wash up inside your vagina (aka douching) it will tip the pH balance in your vagina and you will end up with an infection, you can wash around your thighs/pubic area but that’s it, same applies with perfumes and other body cosmetics.
  • Use coconut oil its good for so many things!!
  • Use body butters after getting out of the shower.
  • Use tea-tree oil for pimples.
  • Use sunscreen!!!
  • For people with oily skin - use blotting paper around your eyes and in your T - zone.
  • Don’t squeeze/pick at pimples - the bacteria on your hands will only make them worse and will create more redness.
  • Always use moisturiser before applying makeup
  • When washing your vagina, lift up the clitoral hood and softly rub your finger along the hood to wipe away dead skin cells. If you end up masturbating, fuck it.

Hair:

  • Wash your hair every 2-3 days. Don’t wash every day because it will make your head dry, try dry shampoos instead.
  • Use conditioning treatments weekly in the summer to prevent your hair from losing it’s colour.
  • Brush your curls with your fingers to create a more tousled look.
  • Before blow drying your hair use volumizing spray or gel on your roots for more definition in your hair.
  • Use shampoos that are sulfate free as sulfates dry and damage your hair quicker.
  • If your hair is greasy avoid conditioning the roots, just the ends.
  • Trim your hair every 6-8 weeks so you have healthy hair and no damaged ends.
  • Use avacado oil on your hair in the winter to stop your hair from drying out.
  • Dry shampoo is also very good for volumizing your hair.
  • The best way to get rid of ingrown hair is to exfoliate.
  • Avoid dry shaving your pubes, this will cause redness and spots which are easily treated with hydrocortisone cream or aloe vera.
  • If you are to shave, use conditioner instead of shaving cream - you will get a smoother result - that goes for anywhere you shave.
  • If you have a big ole mess in your pants try trimming your bush before you shave/wax it.
  • Waxing HURTS so if you’re dealing with the burns then place a cold towel in the sore area and leave it for about 15 minutes and then apply aloe.
  • If you experience chest/breast hair the best thing to do is pluck the hairs, it’s painful but rewarding.

Makeup:

  • Clean your makeup brushes, regularly along with any other makeup appliances (beauty blenders, makeup pads) in a mix of warm water and a little bit of soap.
  • Use a blotting tissue and then add a small amout of cream concealer onto your eye makeup to prevent smudging.
  • Matte lipstick goes best with a shimmer eye makeup.
  • Wearing white eyeliner counteracts the redness in your eyes.
  • To make your cheekbones appear higher, use bronzer under the cheekbone and highlighter on the actual cheekbone.
  • In summer if you want to avoid caking yourself with foundation - use tinted moisturiser or BB cream instead.
  • Always wash your makeup off before going to bed, don’t leave it on.
  • Always make sure you blend your foundation so your neck isn’t a different colour to your face.
  • Clean your makeup bag out every once in a while and get rid of any products you don’t use - its cleaner, tidier and more hygienic. 
  • Always make sure you have tape and q-tips handy. Tape is great for a perfect winged eyeliner and q-tips are great for cleaning and tidying up those hard to reach areas.
  • Concealer works great for a base for your eye makeup as the makeup will stick to it. 
  • Using highlighter and illuminators on your cheekbones, browbone and cupid’s bow for a “dewy look”.
  • When using cream products like eyeshadow or blush - use translucent powder to set it in place.
  • Kat Von-D lipstick is blow job proof :)
  • Replace mascara and eyeliners every 3 months or so.
  • Don’t share makeup/appliances for your eyes, it may cause infections like conjunctivitis and maybe a sty.
  • Blot your lips after applying lipstick to avoid getting lipstick teeth. 

General:

  • Change your bra every 5-11 days.
  • Always make sure your feet are dry before putting on socks and shoes to prevent fungal infections.
  • Wash blood stained clothes in cold water with 2 tablespoons of salt.
  • Try your own homemade beauty recipes.
  • If you peel/lick your lips it will damage them, don’t do that.
  • Applying eye cream on the cuticles of your nails will make them stronger and healthier.
  • Always carry tampons/pads even when you’re not on your period, someone else might need them.
  • Clean out your purse!! Get rid of all that junk and you will thank yourself next time you’re looking for something.
  • Masturbate. Whenever you can, it’s rewarding and good for you. (yes girls masturbate too).
  • Always pee after sex/masturbation to help avoid getting a UTI.
  • Bio-oil is good for stretch marks (as well as loving them).
  • Save some nice underwear for yourself and just wear your dead old pants when you’re on your period.
  • Buy yourself some nice underwear/lingerie whenever you can. Make sure it’s 100% cotton though otherwise you can get a yeast infection.
  • Test yourself every once in a while for STDs. It’s necessary.
  • Carry a condom on you, it’s not just the guy’s responsibility.
  • Apply a damp tissue to blotchy, red skin after crying, it will make you look as if you haven’t been crying at all.
  • Don’t let boys ruin your day.
  • Use a paperclip to clip the back of your bra straps together to create a racerback bra.
  • Wrap a maxi pad or pantyliner around any poking underwires in your bra.
  • Wash your pillow case every 1-2 weeks to help prevent acne. 
  • Cucumbers are good for dark circles and puffy eyes just place a slice over your eyes and leave for about 15 minutes.

treat and love yourself and your body will reward you!!! 

Jan 26, 2017 108,161 notes
#public health #most of these are really solid #although plucking chest/breast hairs can cause issues
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Jan 26, 2017 49,682 notes
#to watch later #i love this man #OKAY I WATCHED IT AND IT WAS BETTER THAN I DREAMED #laugh rule #do not go fucking gentle #oh god I love this guy
Jan 26, 2017 4,644 notes
#the sciences go rogue #raise a glass to the national park service #do not go fucking gentle
Jan 26, 2017 99,381 notes
#the sciences go rogue #THIS IS THE GREATEST THING TO COME OUT OF THIS SHITSHOW OF A POLITICAL ATMOSPHERE #do not go fucking gentle #apparently we're following NASA and the national park service into the revolution #i'm here for it #honestly pour one out for the people who are putting their jobs and more on the line for this tbh #I've never loved scientists more

turnon:

we need a nintendogs app i am sick of living like this

Jan 26, 2017 115,943 notes
#same tbh #hard same
Jan 26, 2017 179,268 notes
#I am so sorry everyone #I just can't fucking shut up about how terrifying this is #so sorry for catching you in the crossfire #do not go fucking gentle

derinthemadscientist:

hipsterkittypostingteenybopper:

Moral of the story:

Don’t fuck with the scientists and park rangers.

They largely consider themselves above politics.

The Republicans have awakened a sleeping giant.

The ‘information is free, distrust authority, truth and justice at any cost, respect my identity and right to communicate’ attitude generally attributed to millennials? Has always been a strong part of scientific culture. Scientists find the truth and argue about it for a living. Scientists share their practices and out-truth each other for a living. Scientists market that truth to other people for a living.

The open source movement was built and pioneered by scientists. The concept of the internet as a freely available and accessible worldwide tool was an extension of scientific culture. Before that, other media and communication efforts went through the same process. There are so many cool underground stories of small groups of scientists using their limited power and a bit of secrecy to create open source cultures and free information under the noses of political and business interests trying to restrict such things for personal gain. 

Scientists consider themselves above everything – politicians, business, the law if the law restricts truth, other scientists. A nervous grad student who thinks they’ve found a flaw in the work of a Nobel laureate would be *expected* to challenge that work publically; respect for seniority is for business decisions, not for ideas. Scientists never grew out of their rebellious teenage phase after discovering that the world was unfair. Scientists are punks who channelled their energy into learning as much about the laws of the universe as they can. Scientists are basically the punk community if it were interested in information rather than music, and they do not ever grow out of it, and they do not ever stop. We had staff at our university who were frequently driven to tears because they couldn’t find ways to convince the senior scientists to take their vacation days for over a decade and it was causing serious administrative problems. They had to bribe the scientists to work from home for a month and pretend to be on holiday, and then everyone pretended not to notice when the scientists showed up to work to advise us poor grad students in person anyway. Scientists do what they want, and the first thing they are taught is how to see bullshit – the second thing they are taught is that it’s their fundamental duty to call out bullshit in anyone they see using it, no matter how prestigious or powerful. They do not rest, they do not stop, they fear no death or ridicule or government sanction.

It is right to fear them.

Jan 26, 2017 19,684 notes
#the sciences go rogue #do not go fucking gentle #raise a glass to the national park service
Jan 26, 2017 90,570 notes
#history according to Tumblr #WHAT #I'm gonna read them all

happenstancewriter:

Going off of other tumblr posts about humans being survivor space orcs and humans being loving frienddog pet buddies to other alien ships, what if the ability to attach to things was a trait of earth critters.

As long as a behaviour helps achieve the same end, evolution doesn’t care what the behaviour is. So you get both bats and birds with entirely different structures, methods, and styles to flight for different niche purposes (long distance vs. nimble acrobatics) but they both succeed at flying. The same can happen for social structures and space travel.

For most other life in the universe, social bonding isn’t a thing. You get people that you get well along with or don’t. Property isn’t necessary if it doesn’t have a function, people don’t get attached to objects. People strive to increase their station/power and therefore overall happiness, whatever that means to them, which is what encourages a group of them to work together for efficiency and shared earnings. (For example, that is. There are lots of things that could encourage life to reach spaceflight. Like spite. Or blind chance.)

On earth a few animals have evolved favoritism behaviour. Getting attached to objects, other animals, and ideas for no reason other than they like them. This helps ensure the survival of a group, so it encourages repetition. Humans are the only spacefaring creature that has favourite ROCKS because of this. Imagine having a favourite pebble out of the entire universe full of mineable minerals!

It’s just common sense that if you want to survive, add a human to your crew. Because of the space orc endurance toughness thing, being able to survive things others can’t, and being determined to keep going. Combine that with the happy space dog thing where, essentially, you put a Kirk in with a hundred Spocks. The dog Kirk is the one who’s always happy to explore and meet people and make friends and likes everyone. So if you have a being who enjoys your presence for no material reward AND extends their instincts for survival to things they’ve bonded on, you’ve basically got a big bodyguard for your entire crew. For free. You don’t have to pay it. You just have to say ‘thank you’ when it gifts you useless trinkets it found or made.

So you get these ships, and you can always tell which room is the human’s room. It’s the one full of hoarded junk. There’s sheets and dry film stuck to the walls that it ensures you is coded with dyes to make a message. The message isn’t really important, just nice. The human likes it. The human collects lumps of polycarbons that it tells you represent icons of aesthetic and memory. You don’t understand, because your memory works just fine without a visual reminder, but you learn that apparently there are different kinds of lumps and they mean different things.

The human has clothes it prefers when all its body coverings function about the same. It has days it prefers. It has abstract concepts it prefers. It has noise it prefers, and carries the noise around with it.

How would that affect a creature that prefers nothing? A species that constantly strives for a better station would have ambitions and goals for being transported to higher ranks on better ships. Logically, it would also prefer the smartest, strongest, nicest humans to protect their investments. A creature like that would check the stats on available and working humans for hire and want the best one they can afford.

But if you asked a crew which human they would want to work with? If you give them enough time, they’ll start saying their own.
“But isn’t the one on ship 4-aNui 0.93s faster at achieving the emergency fire plan escape?”
“Yes, but ours likes us more and would be more efficient at helping us, specifically.”
“That’s what humans do. They’ll like anyone they’re introduced to.”
“Yes, but ours likes us.”
“The better one will like you too if you give it enough time. I thought you knew this?”
“But I like it.”

Jan 26, 2017 4,044 notes
#human aliens

little-brisk:

a friend shared a meme on facebook titled ‘what the signs like’, the joke being that all of them were ‘punching a nazi in the face’; i felt it lacked nuance and so:

aries: punching a nazi in the face, ANY TIME, ANYWHERE, MFCKZ

taurus: punching a nazi in the face in defense of friends threatened by him, also stealing his sandwich

gemini: punching a nazi in the face, and then going home and writing a blog post about love and understanding

cancer: inviting a nazi over for poisoned tea

leo: punching a nazi in the face, then climbing on a platform to give an impassioned speech about it

virgo: exhaustively researching the best methods of nazi-punching before delivering a perfectly calculated blow to a nazi’s face, being unsatisfied, starting over

libra: punching a nazi in the face, dancing while glitter spontaneously rains from the sky

scorpio: sneaking up behind a nazi and pushing him into someone else’s fist

sagittarius: charming a nazi into punching himself in the face

capricorn: punching ten nazis on the way to pick up a cup of coffee before work in the morning

aquarius: punching a nazi in the face as public therapeutic performance art, not caring that nobody gets it

pisces: summoning a force of pure psychic energy to deck a nazi without moving a muscle

Jan 26, 2017 6,673 notes
#MEEEEEE #for once a Pisces thing that is accurate #zodiac #PUNCH NAZIS 2KFOREVER
Jan 26, 2017 64,548 notes
#do not go fucking gentle
Jan 26, 2017 51,935 notes
#I AM AN INCH TALLER THAN #GENERAL LEIA #I WILL NEVER STOP TALKING ABOUT THIS #SHE SO SMOL #STAR WARS
Jan 26, 2017 42,977 notes
#PUNCH NAZIS 2KFOREVER #BECAUSE IT FUCKING WORKS

eveningrelics:

sophaoat:

sweeter-than-cynicism:

apismel1fera:

northray:

msdisdain:

WE NEED 3 SENATORS TO CHANGE THEIR VOTES TO PREVENT DeVos FROM BEING CONFIRMED!!!

The vote to confirm Betsy DeVos as Sec of Education was delayed. The hearing of the Senate Committee on Health, Education, Labor and Pensions will now be held at 10 a.m. Jan. 31, according to an advisory from the committee.
And now to act (esp my ME, GA, NC and SC friends)! Betsy DeVos is up for confirmation as U.S. Education Secretary, and many, many educators have expressed strongly that she is not qualified to ensure quality education in this country.

Please consider calling one of the following Republican Senators (key in the confirmation vote) to express your opinion on the appointment. At least 3 of these need to be convinced in order to block DeVos’ nomination. Don’t email. Don’t tweet. Don’t complain on Facebook. Call them!

Then, PLEASE SHARE WIDELY:

If you live in one of the states represented below, PLEASE call YOUR Senator, If you don’t, pick one and call him/her:

Susan Collins (ME) 207.622.8414..&..202.224.2523
Lamar Alexander (TN) 615.736.5129..&..202.224.4944
Lisa Murkowski (AK) 907.586.7277..&..202.224.6665
Johnny Isakson (GA) 770.661.0999..&..202.224.3643
Orrin Hatch (UT) 801.524.4380..&..202.224.5251
Richard Burr (NC) 336.631.5125..&..202.224.3154..&.. 910.251.1058..&..828.350.2437
Michael Enzi (WY) 202.224.3424
Dr. Bill Cassidy (LA) 202.224.5824
Pat Roberts (KS) 202.224.4774
Tim Scott (SC) 202.224.6121
Rand Paul (KY) 202.224.4343

Battlestations, my Yankee Activist peeps

gonna call lamar alexander tomorrow

Booooooost

CALL YOUR DANG REPRESENTATIVES

Susan Collins (ME) 207.622.8414..&..202.224.2523
Lamar Alexander (TN) 615.736.5129..&..202.224.4944
Lisa Murkowski (AK) 907.586.7277..&..202.224.6665
Johnny Isakson (GA) 770.661.0999..&..202.224.3643
Orrin Hatch (UT) 801.524.4380..&..202.224.5251
Richard Burr (NC) 336.631.5125..&..202.224.3154..&.. 910.251.1058..&..828.350.2437
Michael Enzi (WY) 202.224.3424
Dr. Bill Cassidy (LA) 202.224.5824
Pat Roberts (KS) 202.224.4774
Tim Scott (SC) 202.224.6121
Rand Paul (KY) 202.224.4343

IF the state is one you live in call. They don’t really have reason to listen if they don’t represent you. 


If your state is not listed here, signal boost.

Jan 26, 2017 44,276 notes
#i did this today #call your reps #even if you get hella bad anxiety on the phone like I do #put on your big kid pants and do it

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flightcub:

my three favorite things are the oxford comma, irony, and missed opportunities

@fujoshi-kianna-leigh @words-writ-in-starlight @lathori
Jan 26, 2017 79,670 notes
#linguistics #I will die on a hill for the Oxford comma #I'm picking my battles and I'm picking all of them and the Oxford comma is one
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