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November 2014

Nov 17, 2014 57,215 notes
#i have a photoset problem #in other news #all of this is 200000000000000% accurate
Nov 17, 2014 80,970 notes
#i have a photoset problem #in other news #i get excruciating cramps and plow right the fuck on because what else am i gonna do #someone asked me to describe it and i offered to shove a knife into their lower back to demonstrate #his look of horror is something i cherish #not gonna lie
  • me when i'm driving and i pass a car: jesus fucking christ finALLY the speed limit on this road is forty-goddamn-five wake the fuck up and drive you are a hazard why hasn't your license revoked i s2g
  • me when i'm driving and a car passes me: whoa there friend we are all merely travelers on the road of life plz take a deep breath it's not a race and you're not on fire it does not matter how slow you go as long as you do not stop
Nov 17, 2014 269,532 notes
#THIS is called 'actor-observer bias' #which basically means that when you're doing it it's justified and when someone else is doing it they're a moron/reckless/a dickhead #don't feel too guilty #the vast vast vast majority of humanity does it in one form or another #this has been a psych crash course with words-writ-in-starlight

mishapocalypsesurvivor:

sammysnotokay:

thevulcantimelord:

ask-supernatural-angels:

tumblgheadovrheels4u:

kilisbeard:

askluciferthelightbringer:

itsjustcheeseandbread:

soft satan

sad satan

little ball of rage

sassy satan

sammy satan

why did you kill gabe

:(

crying

Soft Cas,

Sad Cas,

Giving Dean a call.

External image

Hungry Cas,

Clueless Cas,

External image

Watch your family fall.


 

IT GOT WORSE HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE

Soft Sammy

Sad Sammy

Hiding All That Pain

Happy Sammy

Sleepy Sammy

Watch Him Go Insane

It just got worse.

Nov 17, 2014 104,588 notes
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youruffledmyruffalo:

once upon a time, i was in an honors english class as a sophomore in high school, and we covered the great gatsby

and once a day, every day, one young man would say, in the exact same inquisitive tone of wonder,

“wait a minute! is nick gay for gatsby?”

until finally, one day, our teacher shouted, “YES NICK IS GAY FOR GATSBY BUT I CAN’T TEACH YOU THAT BECAUSE THIS IS A CATHOLIC SCHOOL.” 

Nov 17, 2014 204,125 notes
To all the Tumblr users who tend to use tags very liberally:

kyrafic:

Let’s play a game.

Type the following words into your tags box, then post the first automatic tag that comes up.

you, also, what, when, why, how, look, because, never

….. I evidently have an allcaps problem.

Nov 17, 2014 480,578 notes
#'i see no reason why i should judge you for disagreeing with my beliefs' #also now i can do a shit ton of medical stuff #WHAT IS THIS SHIT #'just in case you didn't read the marriage license when you signed' #why are you so attractive #how about FUCK THAT NOISE #lookit! #because dean's music is FUCKING AWESOME #NEVER APOLOGIZE FOR BEING THIS PERSON
Nov 17, 2014 75,177 notes
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Nov 17, 2014 65,408 notes
#yeeeeeeeeeees #please #pleasepleaseplease
Nov 17, 2014 1,359,811 notes
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#in which milennials save the planet #because who else is going to say 'yeah i'll climb into a giant robot and risk my life fighting giant monsters sounds like a good time'
Nov 17, 2014 306 notes
Nov 17, 2014 132,441 notes
the members of an orchestra
  • violins I: we're the superstars fuck everyone else its all about us
  • violins II: why do we always get the boring parts
  • flutes: we're so lonely
  • piccolo: lol fk your ears
  • french horns: and im not even french hONHONHON BAGUETTE
  • oboes: IM SORRY I TUNED BEFORE I SWEar
  • violas: evERYONE ALWAYS FKUCING FRORGETS ABOUT US
  • trumpets: wats 'p'
  • trombones: wats quiet
  • cellos: im either boring af or exciting af and there is no in between
  • bassoons: im so posh but i really just honk like a truck
  • clarinet: *squeaks*
  • timpani: EVERYONE LOVES ME BOM BOM BOM BOM BOM BOM BOM
  • bass clarinet: lol where am i
  • tuba: *waits for a wagner piece to do something exciting*
  • harp: im just a more sophisticated piano
  • piano: FUCK YOU HARP I GET CONCERTOS WRITTEN FOR ME SCREW EVERYTHING WHO NEEDS AN ORCHESTRA WHEN YOU CAN PLAY EVERYTHING ON ME IM THE STAR OF EVERYTIHNG
  • english horn: im literally only useful for dvorak's 9th like what am even i doing here
  • basses: semibreves, tied to a semibreve, tied to a minim, tied to a crotchet, oh wait a quaver wow exciting ok back to semibreves
  • cornets: trumpet wannabe
  • cymbals: BOOM CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH IM SRO HAPYP CRASH CRAHS
  • saxophones: i never get a good part until a jazzy piece is performed which is never
  • xylophones: am i meant to be here?
  • triangles:
  • bass drum: MY TIME TO SHINE FUCK YOU ALL
Nov 17, 2014 41,337 notes
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#story time #hilarious shit
“It takes years as a woman to unlearn what you have been taught to be sorry for.”—Amy Poehler, in Yes Please  (via femme-and-furious)
Nov 17, 2014 621,479 notes
“The first time he calls you holy,
you laugh it back so hard your sides hurt.
The second time,
you moan gospel around his fingers
between your teeth.
He has always surprised
you into surprising yourself.
Because he’s an angel hiding his halo
behind his back and
nothing has ever felt so filthy
as plucking the wings from his shoulders—
undressing his softness
one feather at a time.
God, if you’re out there,
if you’re listening,
he fucks like a seraphim,
and there’s no part of scripture
that ever prepared you for his hands.
Hands that map a communion
in the cradle of your hips.
Hands that kiss hymns up your sides.
He confesses how long he’s looked
for a place to worship and,
oh,
you put him on his knees.
When he sinks to the floor and moans
like he can’t help himself,
you wonder if the other angels
fell so sweet.
He says his prayers between your thighs
and you dig your heels into the base of his spine
until he blushes the color of your filthy tongue.
You will ruin him and he will thank you;
he will say please.
No damnation ever looked as cozy as this,
but you fit over his hips like they
were made for you.
You fit, you fit, you fit.
On top of him, you are an ancient god
that only he remembers and he
offers up his skin.
And you take it.
Who knew sacrifice was so profane?
And once you’ve taught him how to hold
your throat in one hand
and your heart in the other,
you will have forgotten every other word,
except his name.”
—PROFANE, by Ashe Vernon  (via whiskyandoldspice)
Nov 17, 2014 46,496 notes
#actually some beautiful shit
How to Grow the Fuck Up: Guides to Lifecthulhu-with-a-fez.tumblr.com

howtogrowthefuckup:

I know it can be a nightmare to dig through our tags and see all those asks and not the guides. So here is a handy-dandy list of all our “official” posts (plus a list of relevant asks at the end).

Apartments/Houses/Moving

  • Moving Out and Getting an Apartment, Part 1:…
Nov 17, 2014 481,528 notes
#the most useful shit #literally ever #important shit #VERY IMPORTANT #useful shit #SO USEFUL THOUGH #how to grow the fuck up #reference #the more you know #the more you fucking know

twistedviper:

missmeaganlouise:

You know all those wonderful Conservative parents who proceed to abandon, kick out, or cut off their children for any reason (including, but not limited to a child’s sexuality)?
Well here we go:

“But if anyone does not provide for his own, and especially for those of his household, he has denied the faith and is worse than an unbeliever.”
1 Timothy 5:8 (NKJV)

Nov 17, 2014 409,826 notes
#there is is #it's sad #because the actual legit point of christianity is like 95% 'don't be a dick' #and 5% 'believe in god but if you don't and you're not a dick then you're pretty solid #whenever people ask me if I believe everyone who's not christian is going to hell #i say something like 'if jesus asked for forgiveness for the people who stuck him on a cross to die' #'i see no reason why i should judge you for disagreeing with my beliefs' #don't be a dick #important shit
http://romanovah.tumblr.com/post/102880357815/theladymonsters-natasharomanovx-snadals-iromanovah.tumblr.com

theladymonsters:

natasharomanovx:

snadals:

I want a Black Widow movie with Yelena Belova as the villian and I want Hellen Mirren to play one of her old trainers/the head of the Black Widow program. I want it like really bad.

And Maria could be like her info source and help her…

Nov 17, 2014 281 notes
Nov 17, 2014 17,145 notes
#JESUS CHRIST #i'm crying #that is beautiful #history according to tumblr
  • so this just happened...
  • guy customer: hey when's your next day off
  • me: this weekend, why?
  • guy customer: may I ask you to coffee?
  • me: hate to do this to you but I'm a lesbian
  • guy customer: well that sucks
  • girl customer: oh hell yeah, want to get coffee?
  • me: oh my god
Nov 17, 2014 107,421 notes
#i hope they said yes #that's fucking cute

isaacsanchors:

tunaofthesea:

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

i always feel really uncomfortable when two heavily tattooed people have a baby and the baby comes out blank idk i just expect some tattoos

blank

Nov 17, 2014 576,655 notes
#OHMYGOD #GENETIC TATTOOS THOUGH #WANT #WANT SO MUCH #especially if the ink could be manipulated once you were older #like yeah #just in case your parents are assholes and you don't want to be reminded of them
Nov 17, 2014 67,289 notes

amuricasinger:

hellredsky:

firewuurk-eyes:

saphire-dance:

I’ve decided to design a line of clothing, and I’m going to call it It Has Pockets. It’s going to be a line of simple dresses and skirts and every single one will have fucking pockets.

We should be funding this

add women jeans with real pockets please. 

and leggings with secret pockets

Nov 17, 2014 247,204 notes
Flaming Red HairHoward Shore

socklessfuck:

strawberrychrisses:

This song will improve your current emotional status by 200% I promise

Nov 17, 2014 118,693 notes
#the birds though #i love them #they're perfect

mooselyfe:

strangelyobsessedwithstuff:

revengeofnemo:

If a 16 year old would want to adopt a child no one would give it to her because she isn’t 21 yet or not an adult or maybe too irresponsible.

So if a 16 year old is so irresponsible and not an adult yet so she wouldn’t even be allowed to adopt a child, then why would the government force her to get that child even though she might not want it?

Let’s talk about how logical the bill against abortion is now

50 shades of this

Nov 17, 2014 496,262 notes

black-american-queen:

daydreamingandnightwondering:

clarksextresser:

forget obama and romney i think we all know who would do a better job

Mary Poppins and Catwoman

Exactly.

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#if you don't know who this is #please don't talk to me
http://fuckyeahdarcylewis.tumblr.com/post/102896189202/lierdumoa-so-i-figured-out-why-i-like-darcy-infuckyeahdarcylewis.tumblr.com

lierdumoa:

So I figured out why I like Darcy in canon but dislike Darcy in 95% of the fanfiction I’ve read. Basically with the help of this handy MTBI tool [x] I figured out that most fanfic writers seem to write Darcy as leaning more towards feeling than thinking. I, however, headcanon…

Nov 17, 2014 41 notes
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fallohmeintothedark:

if u wanna date me I hope u like excessive swearing and long talks about feminism

Nov 17, 2014 214,751 notes

queerical:

so did i ever tell you guys that one of my art class finals in high school was to make a sculpture involving toothbrushes based on a pun

i passed

Nov 17, 2014 274,853 notes

sordidmarigolds:

its fucking 2014 can we stop pretending that friendships and other non-romantic or non-sexual relationships can’t be abusive

friends can abuse, isolate, and manipulate you

friends can physically and mentally abuse you

abuse by a friend is no less traumatic than abuse by an intimate partner

i’m mad i even have to say this tbqh

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#i have a photoset problem
Nov 17, 2014 2,621 notes

phanventure-time:

rapunzelie:

21+ full-figured actresses playing 14/15/16 yr old characters rly fucked up my self-esteem and self-image when i was young and made me v insecure

quit casting adults as young characters esp in shows w/ young target audiences?? man it makes undeveloped lil girls feel inadequate that they don’t look like grown women when they’re baby teens

tRUTH

Nov 16, 2014 197,425 notes
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its-ga-linda-with-a-ga:

a quick reminder:

not everyone knows what is and isn’t offensive

not everyone has the knowledge you do on slurs and their impact

so how about instead of bullying people who are wrong and writing them off as terrible people, you try educating them?

And if you say “it’s not my job to educate them” but you consider yourself an activist, you are not a very good activist.

Nov 16, 2014 162,458 notes

methblue:

jethrocane:

a pregnant woman goes into a coma

months later she wakes up, no longer pregnant

“you had twins! ” the nurse exclaims. “your brother named them”

“what did he name the girl?” the woman asks

“denise”

“that’s alright, I like denise. and the boy?”

“denephew”

this is like 1998 chain email-level content

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friendlyneighbourhoodpizzaman:

Reading fanfiction is the worst because you start out with “I’ll just read this cute one shot” then suddenly it’s four am and you have 12 tabs open and you’re crying again because THEY DESERVE TO BE HAPPY WHY CANT THEY JUST BE HAPPY

Nov 16, 2014 123,284 notes
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