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July 2015

Jul 17, 2015 144,336 notes
#caitlyn jenner #that's the spirit
Jul 17, 2015 642,723 notes
#pirates of the caribbean
Jul 17, 2015 30,961 notes
#a+ gif use
Jul 17, 2015 18,727 notes
#mad max #fury road #furiosa #god #i have so many feelings about this

majesdanes:

okay, listen…corn flakes are the best cereal b/c they’re driven by some mysterious higher power. like, you eat some and they taste like cardboard and you’re appalled, but the box is right there so you have a few more and maybe it’s not that bad? and then you’re zoned out sort of, watching netflix or reading a book or whatever, and then you realize they’re just the right amount of sweet without being overpowering and that they’re probably the best damn thing you’ve ever put in your mouth, but then you stop eating them for like ten seconds, you gotta go to the bathroom or something, and by the time you come back you have to start the process all over again. corn flakes make you work for it, but that’s part of their charm

Jul 17, 2015 33 notes
#kind of true #corn flakes #good shit man
I, your Friendly Neighborhood Librarian absolve you from all literary sins and encourage you to go and read what you like on the platform of your choosing.

ilgaksu:

penguinrandomhouse:

spastasmagoria:

Never feel guilty for reading fan fic at 3am. Everything is fanfic in the end. From fanfic you were made, to fanfic you shall return.

Read that which has been panned by literary snobs. Read novels churned out by the dozen by authors with a dozen pseudonyms.

Read your US and People. Flip through Popular Science just for the gadgets section. Read articles about the perfect chocolate chip cookie.

Read books outside your comfort zone. Don’t finish them if you don’t want. It’s the book’s fault, not yours.

Read in your comfort zone. Read a YA and romance and science if and fantasy.

Skip over the boring bits. Read it because you heard about it from Oprah or because everyone else is reading it.

Giggle yourself silly at something so poorly written and full of author wish fulfillment that you just can’t stop reading it.

Don’t listen to the keepers of taste and culture. Their reward comes every time they pat themselves on the back for their superior taste.

Don’t listen to the academics that bemoan the downfall of society and learning. They have been doing that since Socrates’ time.

Don’t listen to the tv presenters who insist you are not cultured if you haven’t read from this list of books.

Audio books count as reading. Ebooks count as reading. Fanfic of questionable quality counts as reading. Rereading books for the third time counts as reading. Reading to your child counts as reading. Reading from the back of the cereal box (and doing the puzzle) counts as reading.

TL;DR: read what you want. Don’t be ashamed. Never let someone try to make you feel bad for how or what you read and enjoy. Tell them that I, your Friendly Neighborhood Librarian have absolved you from your guilt and have given you special blessings. Go forth and read, my child.

highlystrungdoll this is u 

Jul 17, 2015 37,152 notes
#god bless #thank you

tomhiddleeston:

Sorry but if you can have three Spiderman franchises and remake Fantastic Four, I’m pretty sure you could’ve given us a Black Widow movie by now

Jul 17, 2015 11,858 notes
Jul 17, 2015 168,394 notes
#atla #avatar #i have a photoset problem #and here we see my photoset problem raising its head again
Broke af?

ok2befat:

avari20:

But still interested in feeding yourself? What if I told you that there’s a woman with a blog who had to feed both herself and her young son…on 10 British pounds ($15/14 Euro) per week?

Let me tell you a thing.

This woman saved my life last year. Actually saved my life. I had a piggy bank full of change and that’s it. Many people in my fandom might remember that dark time as when I had to hock my writing skills in exchange for donations. I cried a lot then. 

This is real talk, people: I marked down exactly what I needed to buy, totaled it, counted out that exact change, and then went to three different stores to buy what I needed so I didn’t have to dump a load of change on just one person. I was already embarrassed, but to feel people staring? Utter shame suffused me. The reasons behind that are another post all together. 

AgirlcalledJack.com is run by a British woman who was on benefits for years. Things got desperate. She had to find a way to feed herself and her son using just the basics that could be found at the supermarket. But the recipes she came up with are amazing. 

You have to consider the differing costs of things between countries, but if you just have three ingredients in your cupboard, this woman will tell you what to do with it. Check what you already have. Chances are you have the basics of a filling meal already. 

Here’s her list of kitchen basics. 

Bake your own bread. It’s easier than you think. Here’s a list of many recipes, each using some variation of just plain flour, yeast, some oil, maybe water or lemon juice. And kneading bread is therapeutic. 

Make your own pasta–gluten free. 

She gets it. She really does. This is the article that started it all. It’s called “Hunger Hurts”.

She has vegan recipes.

Don’t have an oven or the stove isn’t available? She covers that in her Microwave Cooking section. 

She has a book, but many recipes can be found on her blog for free. She prices her recipes down to the cent, and every year she participates in a project called “Living Below the Line” where she has to live on 1 BP per day of food for five days. 

Things improved for me a little, but her website is my go to. I learned how to bake bread (using my crockpot, but that was my own twist), and I have a little cart full of things that saved me back then, just in case I need them again. She gives you the tools to feed yourself, for very little money, and that’s a fabulous feeling. 

Tip: Whenever you have a little extra money, buy a 10 dollar/pound/euro giftcard from your discount grocer. Stash it. That’s your super emergency money. Make sure they don’t charge by the month for lack of use, though.

I don’t care if it sounds like an advertisement–you won’t be buying anything from the site. What I DO care about is your mental, emotional, and physical health–and dammit, food’s right in the center of that. 

If you don’t need this now, pass it on to someone who does. Pass it on anyway, because do you REALLY know which of the people in your life is in need? Which follower might be staring at their own piggy bank? Trust me: someone out there needs to see this. 

<3 

Jul 17, 2015 319,295 notes
#that's the spirit #how to adult #and feed yourself #Finances

shadsasaur:

i taught the cats to high five for treats, but now nova thinks highfiving will get anything he wants. i just tried to eat some pringles, he tried layin a sick five down, but no these are my fukkin chips cat! i hid my hands to stop him…. and the little fucker climbs on my lap, looks deep into my eyes, and slowly, gingerly, lifts one paw and boops me on the fukkin nose what the fuck even are cats

Jul 17, 2015 149,630 notes
#cats

solitarymushroom:

mumblingsage:

Melita Jurisic mswyrr:

mumblingsage:

cygnaut:

mumblingsage:

I swear Fury Road is made up of 90% dramatic/ironic/painful echoes by volume.

For instance, Max and Angharad both fall off of the Rig after rescuing the driver (Angharad using the boltcutters on the harpooned wheel, Max body-checking multiple polecats away from Furiosa). 

And both times Capable and Dag try to save them by reaching out from the backseat. They only succeed once. 

It occurred to me the other day that Angharad dies in the back of the Gigahorse, where the Organic Mechanic does his impromptu c-section. The same place where Furiosa almost dies but is saved by Max.

Yes! I had that realization on my 3rd viewing and actual tears came to my usually-dry eyes. UGH.

one thing though - what the Organic Mechanic does is not a c-section imo. a c-section is a surgery during which the woman/pregnant person is treated as a person/a patient. what the Organic Mechanic did was cut a woman open like breaking open a Christmas cracker to get the goodies inside. He’s treating her as a thing, an incubator whose only worth is to create a male heir.

It’s dismemberment, not surgery.

The reason why I’m pointing this out is that it’s not just that Angharad dies in that palce and Furiosa lives, but that Angharad is treated as a thing by OM whereas Max… revisits his own physical exploitation and being treated as a thing to treat Furiosa with infinite care.

The thing that remains the same btw is that a woman/women are with both Angharad and Furiosa, loving them and grieving them. Miss Giddy holds Angharad as she passes away, always seeing her as a person; the Vuvalini and the sisters comfort/hold Furiosa.

The major difference is the definition of humanity/masculinity the man involved is working from - are you capable of giving life of yourself or do you just take from those who can, ripping it out of them?

The final note is that OM is the man that violated Max’s body, though it’s Max’s choice that makes him different/in community with the women there not merely having been victimized.

AND ANOTHER THING

The 3 people helping Max save Furiosa are the Dag, Capable, and the Vuvalini played by Melita Jurisic. Each of them lost someone they were particularly close to during the final chase–Dag lost Keep, Capable lost Nux, and while I’m arguing Joy Smither’s Vuvalini was ‘Melita’s’ BFF we might, even if headcanon fails, say she’s lost her sisters as a whole (Valkyrie and Maadi, too!). And I’m very into the symbolism and emotional punch of having the people who are grieving most being the ones to keep Furiosa from dying, too.

I really loved that bit about Angharad being treated like a thing but Max revisits his own exploitation. Like you know when Slit throws a lance past Max’s face at the beginning, kinda using him to aim and later Furiosa uses the same side to make that awesome shot? This reminded me of that. But seriously there is so much deep thinking going on and my thoughts are just ‘I wonder if the war pup at the beginning is taking Max’s hair so he can make some kinda cuddly toy for himself’.

Jul 17, 2015 349 notes
#mad max #fury road #meta

mega-death-to-normalcy:

jaclcfrost:

a list of emotions i feel frequently

  • no
  • fall out boy
  • 4 am
  • lying face down on the floor
  • no shirt
  • what

This is ridiculously relatable.

Jul 17, 2015 227,327 notes
#so true though #fall out boy
If Max Rockatansky was your boyfriend, he would never ask if the symbolic black scarf you gifted him is a male imperator scarf or a female one.

And he would definitely wear it while proposing you go on a fiery road trip of redemption. 

Jul 17, 2015 177 notes
#mad max #fury road #max rockatansky #furiosa #max x furiosa #YES #THIS #YAAAAAAAAAAS
i'm a good writer, seriously! meme

brighterthanroses:

just a simple little thing for you guys to do with me. put a number in my askbox and i’ll answer accordingly.

the mission, should you accept it, is to stay positive about your writing and yourself, but to also be fair about your shortcomings.

  1. of the fic you’ve written, which are you most proud of?
  2. favorite tense (past/present/future)
  3. favorite POV (first/second/third/etc)
  4. what are some themes you love writing about?
  5. what inspires you to write?
  6. thoughts on critique
  7. create a character on the spot…. NOW!
  8. is there a character you love writing for the most? the least? why?
  9. a passage from a WIP
  10. what are your strengths wrt writing?
  11. what are your weaknesses wrt writing?
  12. what’s your favorite place for writing resources?
  13. who are your favorite writers?
Jul 17, 2015 18,205 notes
#okay so #i rarely do this #but please send me these
Jul 17, 2015 792,773 notes
#sharks #boop the snoot
I pray we all find jobs after graduation.
Jul 17, 2015 394,705 notes
#thank you #god bless

ofpotterandwho:

depressionlemon:

ofpotterandwho:

Okay but imagine women in Jurassic World like there actually being women soldiers and a woman in Pratt’s role who’s the raptor alpha and action hero and a little girl obsessed with Dinos and her and her sister surviving the island imagine women in movies wow

all the fucking dinos are woman 

Female animals………don’t equal…….. representation………of women……in films….

Jul 17, 2015 87,837 notes
#jurassic park

uh-im-cool-i-guess:

kiercns:

hypeoverload:

kiercns:

ur not punk if ur not nice

wrong

UR NOT PUNK IF UR NOT NICE 

“in a room full of fuck you, the most punk thing is thank you.” -Patrick Stump

Jul 17, 2015 157,995 notes
#patrick stump #atta boy #that's the spirit
If Max Rockatansky was your boyfriend, he would never ask if the symbolic black scarf you gifted him is a male imperator scarf or a female one.

And he would definitely wear it while proposing you go on a fiery road trip of redemption. 

Jul 17, 2015 177 notes
#mad max #furiosa #max x furiosa #YES #YES THIS #YAAAAAAAAAAS
  • Ryan Reynolds, on a date: so do u think wade is bi or pan?
  • Them: neither, he's flirty but he's definitely straight
  • Ryan Reynolds, shoving breadsticks into his bag: i dont even need to explain why im leaving fuck you
Jul 17, 2015 11,489 notes
#deadpool

cannibalcoalition:

Reminder to self:

Your writing seems boring and predictable because 

  • You wrote it
  • You’ve read it like eight million times.

A person who has never read it before does not have this problem. 

THANKS.

Jul 17, 2015 383,628 notes
#writing

grapejellyking:

ratfightbehindthefridge:

thecommonchick:

*on phone* 

Mom: Did you take the chicken out the freezer? 

Me: Yes. 

*hangs up*

I just want everyone to know that your microwave has a button that says “defrost.” It’s not the same as heating it. 30 minutes on defrost will thaw a chicken to the same temp as if it’d been sitting out all day.

You’re welcome.

reblog to save young black lives everywhere

Jul 17, 2015 115,852 notes
Lily headcanons?

Just, in general? OK, then.

The girl I adore, Lily Evans:

  • Swears like a sailor.
  • Has absolutely zero reservations about dancing in public, no matter what she looks like.
  • Always carries out a dare until the very end.
  • Harbours a strong, courageous streak, which, despite all of her other wonderful characteristics, is her underlying, most potent trait, which is why she ended up in Gryffindor.
  • That bravery also involves standing up for what is right.
  • Sticks up for those she loves.
  • Even when people are beyond her help (*cough* Snape *cough*).
  • Jumps in puddles.
  • Loves - and loves to help - animals, big or small.
  • (‘Would you consider James an animal?’ ‘Shut up, Marlene.’)
  • Isn’t necessarily allergic to lilies, but tells everyone she thinks they’re clichéd. Loves lilies anyway.
  • Likes plants in general, even though she has two black thumbs.
  • Never one to be intimidated by an opponent.
  • Snarky.
  • Although, she can be easily flustered (*cough* James *cough).
  • Often talks back to her teachers, but never in a disrespectful manner.
  • The above is pretty much canon, according to Slughorn.
  • So she always uses cheek, but never in an ignorant manner.
  • Loves sweets, but nothing too sickly.
  • Adores marshmallows.
  • She loves bonfires and sparklers, so she can roast marshmallows.
  • Likes dogs, but is a cat person.
  • Can’t blow bubblegum.
  • Likes Queen.
  • Likes Quidditch, but doesn’t trust herself on a broom.
  • Doesn’t trust herself with fire, either, but still uses sparklers religiously.
  • Always takes part in Bonfire Night.
  • Collects candles.
  • Chases butterflies (with Peter).
  • Doesn’t cook an awful lot, but is very good at slow-stewing meals, such as casseroles and soups, seeing as it’s so similar to Potions.
  • Loves cupcakes.
  • And loves to decorate cupcakes, even though she makes a mess.
  • She’ll bake them with Peter (well, he does most of the baking), and she’ll help to decorate. Peter’s decorating skills usually trump her’s, though.
  • She just adores the pastel colours of the icing.
  • Sets up bird houses in her backyard.
  • Doesn’t mind one bit when visiting owls use them.
  • Probably visits the Owlery more often than she sends letters.
  • Likes stargazing.
  • Does it often, with James, even before they were dating.
  • Usually involved tears and cigarette smoke.
  • Prefers cloud-watching, though.
  • Likes astrology, sure, but doesn’t set a lot of store by it (at least, that’s what she tells people).
  • Mildly superstitious.
  • Loves to climb trees.
  • Broke her arm when she was kid, once, from falling out a tree. Healed a little too quickly (from da MAGIKS).
  • Will fiercely defend everyone she loves until her dying breath. Which she did.
  • Loves making - and wearing - daisy chains.
  • Her favourite thing about Summer is the fashion.
  • She wears sundresses, sunhats, and sandals religiously.
  • But, she prefers to go barefoot.
  • Loves the beach.
  • Sticks her tongue out at people.
  • Likes strawberries, and strawberry-flavoured things (especially strawberry ice cream).
  • Gets hay fever, but will put up with it in the Spring, because everything is fresh and bright and new.
  • Seems to ladder every pair of tights she owns.
  • Always manages to loose her quills.
  • Likes art, but doesn’t set much store by her talents.
  • Can cartwheel.
  • Can only do handstands underwater.
  • Used to do gymnastics as a kid, not ballet.
  • Paints her toenails pink.
  • Adores her Doc Martens.
  • Likes maxi-skirts.
  • Tried to write a journal, but couldn’t stick with it for more than a few days.
  • She’s not bad swimmer.
  • Accidentally swum to the deep end when she was young, and nearly went under before someone dragged her out.
  • Her worst fear is drowning.
  • Loves to ride her bike. Only wobbles a little bit.
  • Loves gingerbread, and whacks James over the head when he suggests that it’s because of her hair.
  • ‘Shut up, you prat.’ ‘You love it, Ginge.’
  • Likes tennis.
  • Lily in her white tennis skirt evokes a few snarky comments from James.
  • She throws her racket at him.
  • And then starts pelting tennis balls at him.
  • Lily in a visor.
  • Has a great friendship with each of the Marauders.
  • Bonds with Sirius over their family issues.
  • She worries greatly about her family, not her blood status.
  • Steals Remus’s jumpers from him.
  • Makes her own jewellery.
  • Made a friendship bracelet for each of the Marauders.
  • Peter accepts his happily.
  • Remus smiles and wears his proudly.
  • Sirius wears his with a multitude of wristbands.
  • James refuses to wear it, at first, because ‘I’m your boyfriend, Lily, not just a friend.’, so she kisses him on the cheek and tells him it can be a Boyfriend Bracelet.
  • He never takes it off, after that.
  • Squeals when Sirius gives her rides on his motorbike.
  • Doesn’t wear a lot of makeup, because she doesn’t like how it feels on her skin.
  • In fact, she used to wear more than she does now.
  • She would cover up her freckles.
  • But she stopped when James points out how much he likes her freckles.
  • However, she knows that she doesn’t need the attention of a bloke to make her feel comfortable in her own skin.
  • Her favourite colour is mint green.
  • Because they would come in her drink, she chews on mint leaves in Summer.
  • She does the same thing when she’s pregnant.
  • Buys chew toys for Sirius for his presents.
  • (Gets him the vinyl album he wanted, anyway.)
  • Calls James ‘Fork’ when she finds out why the boys call him ‘Prongs’.
  • Puts a cheeto on each fingers and eats it that way. Always.
  • Plays piano.
  • LOVES SCI-FI.
  • LOVES STAR WARS.
  • (Owns Star Wars pyjamas.)
  • LOVES DOCTOR WHO.
  • IS THE BIGGEST DOCTOR WHO NERD YOU WILL EVER MEET.
  • Grew up watching it with her family.
  • Elven-year-old Lily asks older Muggleborn Hogwarts’ students if everything in Doctor Who is real.
  • They just smile and ruffle her hair and laugh and tell her, ‘No, of course they aren’t.’
  • Loves her stuffed toys.
  • Still sleeps with one and whacks people when they tease her about it.
  • Always says that if she were to ever have a girl, she would name her Petunia.
  • Likes the rain, even though it means that she can’t go outdoors.
  • Likes tea, including herbal, and hot chocolate, too. Isn’t a huge fan of coffee.
  • Wants to travel to India, one day.
  • Will fiercely defend those she loves until her dying breath. And she did.
Jul 17, 2015 1,404 notes
#harry potter #lily evans #my queen #jily
Jul 17, 2015 158,403 notes
#bernie2016 #bernie sanders

fuzzyb0nes:

megcorbs:

mildmoderngirl:

millennial goals and dreams are so minimal

“i want to drive a car that doesn’t break down all the time”

“i want to one day consider buying a place instead of renting”

“i’d like to not be in so much debt”

we are the least entitled generation but we get the most shit

The truth in this tho

The other day, I started thinking about all the things I would do if I had a ton of money. They were almost all about paying off debt, buying a house, fixing my car, and getting more education for a better job. The most frivolous thing was getting a dog.

Yeah, I think my plans if I ever got rich would be “pay off all of my debt, acquire a nice apartment, pay off my parent’s debt, pay off Adler’s debt (I got you, sweetie), get a dog…start a charity?”

Jul 17, 2015 146,492 notes
#Millennials
Jul 17, 2015 198,235 notes
#elizabeth swann #some true shit #she and jack are the only reasons i watch this movie #will just kinda...does his thing and i'm sitting there like 'bring my babies back get out of here you useless twit' #pirates of the caribbean
Jul 17, 2015 93,413 notes

jasperdot:

i really hate the effect our hypersexualized society has on young girls. do you know how fucked up it is for an 11 year old girl to be scared of heterosexual sex because she thinks its inevitable? when i was 11, guys told me it would be painful, that penetration was mandatory, and that guys will want blowjobs. when i said i didnt want to do that ever, everyone made fun of me, and my parents told me i’d want that when i got older. guys always look forward to sex but little girls not even in their teens yet are anticipating it in fear because they think it’s mandatory for them to experience pain and humiliation to please men honestly what the fuuuck

Jul 17, 2015 218,589 notes

amusewithaview:

hailgussorola:

hailgussorola:

there’s always that one friend in the group that everyone has had a crush on at some point no exceptions

if you don’t think so, then you’re the friend.

most of the people who reblogged this said that there isn’t a person like that in their group and they’re not the person.

i’m sorry to break it to you

but you’re the person

academicfeminist

- you are that person in your friend groups. No exceptions.

Jul 17, 2015 61,847 notes
#adler #pretty sure it's you #assuming that platonic crushes count

where-is-the-apple-juice:

sebastlianstan:

Uptown funk would’ve made it onto the shrek soundtrack

that’s the truest statement i’ve ever read

Jul 17, 2015 636,719 notes
#true shit #uptown funk me up

wafflesex:

I like how dolphins breach with such vivacity

whales breach with grace

sharks breach with power

… then fucking manta rays be like

“there goes Billy fulfilling his dreams”

Jul 17, 2015 448,031 notes
#majestic flap flaps #i love everything
“Well, first of all, you’re using Internet Explorer.”—Helping adults on the computer (via spoopy-jess)
Jul 17, 2015 494,482 notes
#YES #THIS #I AM THE WALKING TECHBANE IN MY FRIEND GROUP #AND I HAVE STILL 'FIXED' PEOPLE'S COMPUTERS #LITERALLY BY SAYING THIS
Jul 17, 2015 244,769 notes
#there you go #answers galore #menstruation

master-of-pocket-worlds:

Okay, so Darcy Lewis, right? She’s pretty much been comic relief this whole time. She’s the one who talks about boys, points out the obvious, and calls Mjolnir “myao-myao”.

But what if one day they’re in the heat of battle, and Thor is knocked out and Mjolnir is lying on the ground, and Darcy comes out of her hiding spot thinking she’s got nothing to lose and grabs the hammer and she ACTUALLY LIFTS IT.

And everyone is watching her like “OH MY GOD WHAT DON’T WE KNOW ABOUT YOU?” As Darcy saves the day, and eventually Thor wakes up and sees her with the hammer and gets this huge grin on his face like “FRIEND DARCY, YOU HAVE BECOME A FINE WARRIOR!”

Jul 17, 2015 80 notes
#yes please #darcy motherfucking lewis

alecdoesnotmakepie:

groanlester:

au where you have a stripe of your soulmates haircolor on your wrist and if they dye their hair your stripe changes colors

au where your vision is shades of your soulmates eyecolor so if they have blue eyes you see shades of blue and it stays that way until you meet them

au where you have a tattoo and it tells you what theyre most passionate about like drawing or grades

au where you have a tattoo and it tells you how old your soulmate will be when you meet

i really love soulmate au’s

#imagine the eye colour one but like opposite#so if your soulmates eyes are blue you can see every colour but blue#and then you meet for the first time and look into their eyes and see this new colour that you have only ever heard about in the stories#idk man

i love this omg

Jul 17, 2015 118,591 notes
#aus #writing #i can't even lie i love soulmate aus #like i'm a pathetic cliche #but yeah give it to me my body is ready
mythological creature AUs

pretzel-log1c:

daughterofscotland:

pretzel-log1c:

haimaee:

  • “i just got turned into an incubus or a succubus and i’m like the least smooth and most self-conscious person on the planet so i’m literally starving because i don’t know how to seduce people” AU. BONUS POINTS IF THEY ARE A VIRGIN.
  • “i’m a siren and i keep accidentally forgetting that i have roommates now and and end up putting them in my thrall when i’m singing taylor swift songs in the shower” AU
  • “i’m a newly-turned werewolf without a pack and i can’t really control myself well on full moon nights yet and you keep finding me passed out naked on your lawn” AU
  • “i got cursed and turned into an animal and taken to the shelter and ended up getting adopted by someone who is really hot OH NO” AU
  • “i’m a med student who has a huge crush on the hot guy who works at the coffee shop who always gives me free drinks when i’m stressed and calls me princess even though i pretend i think it’s annoying but i’m extremely concerned about him because he always smells like smoke so i always give him lectures about how terrible cigarettes are for you and i may have made a powerpoint which is probably excessive but lung health is extremely important and oops it turns out he’s part-dragon or something hahahaha oops” AU
  • “my best friend got turned into a frog and now i’m being the best wingman/woman/person ever by carrying them around to bars and getting hot people to kiss them in hopes of hooking them up with their true love” AU
  • “i’m a history major and i keep getting into arguments with one of my classmates about things because they keep saying i’m wrong so i finally scream, ‘how would you know?!?’ and they’re like, ‘because i was THERE!’ and that’s how we all find out that there is a centuries-old vampire taking our British history class” AU
daughterofscotland

these sound fun.

I already have it in my likes actually XD

Ah, likes. I have about 26k+ likes now. I’m pretty sure i’m using the like feature wrong but oh well.

Jul 17, 2015 66,081 notes
#writing #aus #reference #so #adler #baby #sweetie #honey #light of my life #my sun and stars #should i write little shits-and-giggles things for EA based on these #because #like #imagine vivian taking a history class for kicks about the enlightenment and she's just constantly like oH MY GOD NO #OR HENNESSY TAKING A CLASS ABOUT WW1 AND JUST BEING LIKE YOU SHITHEADS THERE WERE BLACK PEOPLE IN THE WAR #and their classmates and teachers being like YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT #yeah #that might be fun
mad max ramble (aka i cannot contain all my mad max feelings)

petals42:

Okay, dudes, so I saw mad max yesterday and AM STILL REELING.

Like, I had heard all the feminist hype about this movie and was very excited to go see it, but I had the secret fear that it would still let me down. Like, I was afraid it had been OVERhyped. So I tried to go in calmly. CALM, COOL, AND COLLECTED. That was me.

WAS.

WAS IS THE KEY WORD THERE. Because I walked out of it FUCKING GRINNING AND I WAS NONE OF THOSE THINGS ANYMORE BECAUSE MAD MAX WAS THE GREATEST THING EVER!!!!!

Here are the ways that Mad Max was AWESOME (not comprehensive and in no particular order. Putting it in list form just makes me look like I am a little less crazy than I actually am. Note: there are spoilers! and cursing- lots of cursing.)

  • So the beginning is kind of what I expected. Max captured by weird dudes, Furiosa is like the most honored warrior and in charge of driving the biggest truck (coolio) and the escaping wives are very explicit in their message (also coolio. gotta be explicit with these things) but, still, LETS SKIP FORWARD TO THE GOOD PARTS:
  • In the first meeting of Max and Furiosa- THEY BOTH TRY TO KILL ONE ANOTHER. Like… there is no instant friendship of “I will help you with these women” or “We need your help because we are women.” NO. THEY BOTH ATTACK. FURIOSA THROWS THE FIRST PUNCH. 
  • Also, THE WIVES FUCKING TAKE PART IN THIS FIGHT! They are not fighters and don’t know what they’re doing but they fucking GRAB THE CHAIN that is attached to that fucker’s head and START YANKING. WOMEN WHO DON’T HAVE THE SKILLS STILL FIGHTIN BACK. oh god, just… it’s too good. 
  • Within like a DAY of meeting her, Max is following Furiosa’s orders like it’s his MUTHAFUCKING JOB. Just does whatever she says. he is still holding a gun on the wives UNTIL SHE TELLS HIM TO GET UP AND DRIVE. and then he does that. Because she’s a badass. and you listen to the badass.
  • Okay, this is one of my biggest things in life so maybe other people won’t even notice it- but BOTH MAX AND FURIOSA DRIVE. Like, it’s not assumed that because Max is the man, he is going to drive all the time. It’s her car. She can drive it. He can take a nap in the passenger seat. GAH, YAASSS.
  • The gun scene. You’ve all already heard about it. Max is a bad shot. Furiosa is a better shot. HE JUST LETS HER USE HIS SHOULDER. Just take me up now. I am done.
  • Okay, but don’t take me up because then i would miss this next part and this is great. This might be my favorite part. Are you ready? Because Mad Max, the title character of this movie, is about to go on a solo-mission. A dangerous, manly mission by himself to beat one of the big bads and steal his supplies. He’s going alone, as men do, into the night. It’s probably going to be violent and badass and - OOPS NO WAIT. WE DON’T EVEN SEE IT. Like… I don’t think people realize what a big deal this is. Because it’s harder to see things that aren’t there but… BUT GUYS. This could have been a BIG FREAKING DEAL. MAX’S SOLO MISSION AND IT IS NOT IN THE MOVIE. Like, let that sink in. Nope, no solo mission for you Max. We don’t even care enough to watch that. That’s boring. It’s been done. WE DON’T EVEN NEED TO SEE IT.

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Jul 17, 2015 704 notes
#mad max #fury road #meta #HELL YEAH HELL FUCKING YEAH
  • Me: (to group of children) Raise your hand if you have a song you'd like us to sing!
  • Little boy: The pterodactyl song!
  • Me: I don't know that one. How does the pterodactyl song go?
  • Little boy: (Throws back his head and emits an ungodly screech)
  • Me: Fair enough.
Jul 17, 2015 197,226 notes
#i love epic tales #shit yeah #you go kid
Nux actually having a very sweet singing voice as Nick Hoult is a lovely singer. Slit can't sing for shit, all raspy growls and off-key crowing (he thinks he's good). Ace can rap like hell.

ACE RAPPING WOULD DESTROY ME

HEADCANON ACCEPTED BIG TIME

Jul 17, 2015 160 notes
#hoLY SHIT #mad max #fury road #nux #slit #ace
Classical Pieces You've Probably Heard but Might Not Remember the Name

son-of-spam:

mariahraemonroe:

maythecorpsbewithyou:

thatnicegingerfangirl:

canned-chaos:

preciousnugget:

  • William Tell Overture- Rossini (Most famous part at 8:45, but why not listen to the whole thing?)
  • Also Sprach Zarathustra- Strauss
  • Eine Kleine Nachtmusik- Mozart
  • Symphony 94, Mvt. 2 “Surprise Symphony”- Haydn 
  • Toccata and Fugue in d Minor-Bach
  • Nocturne Op. 9 No. 2- Chopin
  • Rondo alla Turca- Mozart
  • Sinfonie de Fanfares: Rondeau- Jean-Joseph Mouret
  • The Four Seasons: Spring- Vivaldi (I just linked to the whole thing because it’s great)
  • Jesu, Joy of Man’s Desiring- Bach
  • O Fortuna (from Carmina Burana)- Carl Orff
  • Funeral March- Chopin
  • Orpheus in the Underworld: Infernal Galop (A.K.A. Can Can)- Offenbach
  • Pomp and Circumstance (You probably graduated to this)- Elgar
  • Gayane: Sabre Dance- Aram Khachaturian
  • A Midsummer Night’s Dream: Wedding March- Mendelssohn
  • Carmen: Les Toreadors- Bizet
  • The Ride of the Valkyries- Wagner
  • Für Elise- Beethoven
  • Dance of the Hours- Ponchielli
  • Rigotello: La Donna e Mobile- Verdi
  • Night on Bald Mountain- Mussorgsky
  • Romeo and Juliet: Love Theme- Tchaikovsky
  • Entry of the Gladiators- Julius Fucik
  • Lakmé: Flower Duet- Delibes
  • Peer Gynt: In the Hall of the Mountain King- Greig
  • Rodeo: Hoedown- Copland
  • Peer Gynt: Morning Mood- Greig
  • New World Symphony Mov. [2][4]- Dvorak
  • Ave Maria (You knew this, but did you know that it was by Schubert?)
  • Canon in D- Pachelbel

Add others if you want! Have fun!

  • Dies Irae (from Requiem) - Verdi
  • Flight of the Bumblebee - Rimsky-Korsakov
  • Finale to the 1812 Overture - Tchaikovsky
  • Der Holle Rache kocht in meiner herzen (aka the Queen of the Night aria) - Mozart
  • Libiamo ne’ lieti calici - Verdi
  • Largo al factotum - Rossini
  • Overture to The Barber of Seville - Rossini
  • The Blue Danube Waltz - Strauss
  • Moonlight Sonata (mvmt. 1) - Beethoven
  • Symphony No. 5 - Beethoven

I’m sure there are more but these were some of the first that came to mind as missing!

I think this one’s missing, one of my favourites:

Danse Macabre - Camille Saint-Saëns

This is one of the best classical music master-posts I’ve ever seen. I’m so proud of yall

❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

Here’s some more that should be on here (or I just like them and think people should know them)!  

Appalachian Spring and Fanfare for the Common Man - Copland (The Fanfare is also in his 3rd Symphony.)

The Firebird - Stravinsky (The Finale is very famous. Also listen to Rite of Spring if you’re adventurous/want to hear something that literally started a riot) 

Boléro - Ravel (also check out Daphnis et Chloé  because it’s gorgeous and crazy and awesome) 

The Planets - Holst (”Mars” and “Jupiter” are the most famous) 

Rhapsody in Blue - Gershwin

Pictures at an Exhibition - Mussorgsky (”The Promenade” at the beginning is the most famous.)

“Dance of the Knights” - Prokofiev 

Cello Suite No. 1 - Bach (The Prelude at the beginning is obviously the most famous)

Jul 17, 2015 287,467 notes
#music #classical

starlockhobbit:

trashcanamerica:

clavid-tennant:

imagine if tony goes “i’m too hot” and expects steve to go “hot damn” but instead steve just gets up and turns on the air conditioner

and the next day tony walks into the room when bucky goes “i’m too hot” and steve looks tony directly in the eyes and whispers “hot damn” and tony looks at him with a look of utmost betrayal

CIVIL WAR

Jul 17, 2015 132,342 notes
#steve rogers #you little shit #i love it
Jul 17, 2015 81,496 notes
#i love epic tales #story time
Jul 17, 2015 517,039 notes
#i have a photoset problem #and here we see my photoset problem raising its head again #rome #greek mythology according to tumblr #history according to tumblr
story time

adventures-in-theatre:

  • so during this show
  • (cinderella)
  • (i was a stepsister)
  • we made a bet
  • it was a bet on me
  • but not some wishy washy bet for a sandwhich deal
  • this was real life
  • this was money
  • and the bet was that I could not touch every butt of every person in the show
  • (every butt)
  • i took the challenge immediately 
  • (i am not weak)
  • but I had to do it all in one show
  • and i had
  • 10 minutes
  • (10 minutes of time when i was not onstage)
  • so what is a girl to do
  • i can not touch every butt backstage
  • (every butt)
  • i had limited time
  • i had to get
  • creative
  • i get the techies first
  • it took me the whole ten minutes
  • (they run fast)
  • and I get the extras and some others in the dance sequence
  • (multitasking)
  • but here’s the thing
  • now I have to get the main actors
  • how will she do it?
  • you ask
  • well
  • i will tell you
  • i’ll tell you how i did it
  • it’s called acting
  • i touched the butts
  • onstage
  • (all of the butts)
  • i touch the prince’s servant’s butt on my way onstage
  • (a light tap)
  • (too fast for the naked eye to see)
  • oh but he felt it
  • he knew
  • he knew i was out for the butts
  • (every butt)
  • i saw the fear in his eyes
  • no
  • he mouths to me
  • but it is too late
  • i’ve gone too far
  • i must not stop
  • twenty minutes until the end
  • i must work fast
  • i touch my stepsister’s butt
  • she is not surprised
  • she has bet money on this
  • (she knows what i am capable of)
  • i touch my stepmother’s butt
  • she is standing
  • she forgets her line
  • (she has lost seven dollars)
  • and now things become
  • difficult
  • i am on the floor of the stage
  • (for the scene)
  • and the prince
  • (the next victim)
  • (he has bet against me)
  • he is standing above me
  • facing away from me
  • butt first
  • this is my chance
  • it is now or never
  • i put a hand on the back of his leg
  • he knows
  • he is speaking
  • his voice cracks
  • he smells defeat
  • his defeat
  • my hand ventures up
  • (towards the butt)
  • he begins to sing
  • i touch the butt
  • (every butt)
  • i have won
  • he stumbles over a word
  • he is the loser
  • the curtain closes
  • i have done it
  • all that is left is the wedding scene
  • i have touched all the butts
  • (every butt)
  • i can’t believe you got cinderella’s butt
  • one says backstage
  • my heart stops
  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOy6hqzfsAs
  • i have not gotten the last butt
  • (the most precious butt)
  • i cannot do it
  • i think
  • i am in a quick change
  • (another girl’s hands are down my pants)
  • i cannot do this during the wedding scene
  • but i will not lose
  • i have come so far
  • i stop
  • your shoes
  • the techie says
  • i cannot come back
  • it must be done
  • i walk
  • no
  • i run
  • to the next room
  • cinderella is there
  • wearing a tan leotard
  • this is it
  • i think
  • i do not know this girl well
  • (she is catholic)
  • god forgive me for the sin i am to commit
  • i whisper
  • (i cross my chest)
  • the time has come
  • a crowd has circled around the room
  • they are watching
  • waiting
  • cinderella does not know
  • she has not yet truly been exposed to the world and its horrors
  • (she will be)
  • i stop
  • i am so close
  • i do it
  • both hands are on the butt
  • (the most precious butt)
  • i have done it
  • i’m sorry
  • i say
  • it had to be done
  • don’t stop
  • she says
  • what
  • i say
  • i did not expect this
  • a variable has been thrown into the equation
  • (the butt equation)
  • i like it
  • she says
  • she looks back at me
  • i look at her
  • (ten seconds until curtain)
  • she does not blink
  • (nine seconds)
  • i do not know what to do
  • (eight seconds)
  • my hands are still on the butt
  • (seven )
  • i want to move them but i cannot
  • (six)
  • i am not wearing shoes
  • (five)
  • the stage manager busts in
  • (saved by the manager)
  • the next five seconds are a blur
  • my hands are no longer on the butt
  • (i don’t know how)
  • i am on stage
  • i am not wearing shoes
  • the theatre teacher is in the audience
  • she knows
  • she sees
  • this is the end
  • i think
  • it was worth it
  • i bow
  • i am smiling
  • i have won
Jul 17, 2015 49,805 notes
#story time #i love epic tales

sweethoneysempai:

Y'know what, I’ve decided that Clint met Nat after he was already married, and as they became better and better friends, she’s coming over to the house, she’s playing with the kids, she’s connecting with Laura, etc he was horrified to find that he was falling in love with her, because he loves Laura and didn’t want to ruin his family. And one night he confesses this all to Laura and says “if you don’t want me to work with her anymore I’ll explain it to her and move to a different department” and instead of making him do that Laura was all “…actually I’m sorta in love with her too; I mean I’m not interested in having sex with her but I fantasize about touching her romantically and I really want her to be part of our family”

So they open up their marriage to Nat and at first Nat is like “sure” because she loves them both back, but as Nat starts to outgrow the Red Room brainwashing and integrating into normal society she also starts losing her comfort with doing things outside the norm. Because their arrangement isn’t hurting anybody right now but surely it will in the future, right? Otherwise more people would be poly. And while she knows it’s completely wrongheaded and irrational, the fact that she can’t have kids makes her feel like she’s “not really part of the marriage”, especially after she tries to pick the kids up from school and isn’t allowed because “you’re not their mom” even though Clint and Laura both authorized her to do so.

So she asks Clint and Laura if they can take a break from the whole thing while she sorts things out, and they say of course because they love her and want her to be in a good headspace.

And that’s when she convinces herself that she’s in love with Bruce (Tony’s got Pepper, Thor has Jane, and Steve has his own issues because he’s stuck on both Peggy and Bucky), and that’s why the BruTasha in AoU was so forced and awkward and out of character.

And after Bruce leaves Nat goes back to Clint and Laura all “I fucked up. Start over?” in her trademark deadpan and of course they take her back.

Jul 17, 2015 360 notes
#clintasha #plus stuff #this i could live with #i could live with this #fuck the awkward brucetasha shit that was terrible #otp: budapest #aou

lesbianathogwarts:

asianpredator:

domodisciple:

asianpredator:

itsdeepforhappypeople:

strangeharpy:

edgebug:

sprightlyvigilante:

the year is 2066. physical contact has been outlawed. hug dealers tenderly embrace people in the dead of night and shady people hold hands in dark streets

i want to read this novel

I want to write this novel.

I want to edit this novel.
Sounds like we have a plan.

I want to produce the movie

I’m directing the porn parody

I’m buying the porn parody

Jul 17, 2015 322,755 notes
#gold
  • What she says: I'm fine
  • What she means: Hozier is so underrated i mean i know take me to church became super popular but that's not even the best song in his album. he literally wrote a ballad about two corpses rotting together and it's the most beautiful thing ive ever heard and i know like real people do is played everytime a couple kiss on tv but the song is more than a makeout song. it's so much deeper than that. all his songs are amazing, he sings like an angel even live and he is very vocal about gay rights, sex positivity and rape culture. also he's a huge dork and his hair is the reason i breathe and i just think we should talk about him more.
Jul 17, 2015 33,456 notes
#god fucking bless #hozier #thank you

skull-bearer:

thainfool-of-a-took:

roachpatrol:

mercurialmalcontent:

I’m not even much of a fan of genderbends but goddamn am I even less of a fan of getting ordered around about what I should enjoy and how I should enjoy it and being lectured about how ‘problematic’ it is, when the real problem is that they’ve cast the thing in question in black and white and refuse to admit that there’s anything but their narrow framing.

Changing a character to the ‘opposite’ cis gender is a very different thing than making them trans or nonbinary. Insisting that people only change characters to trans is also really damn invalidating, because it implies that being trans is interchangable with being cis. Whoopsie doodle!

I think the real issue here is that a lot of people want to see more trans headcanons, but for some reason think that using sj words while being bossy and rude is the way to go about it. Dress it up in progressive language all you like; at the end of the day you’re still being bossy and rude to get what you want, regardless of anyone else’s valid feelings.

i get really irritated at kids who scream that genderbends are transphobic because they’re completely missing the context and history. they have no idea. it’s like to them, Cis People made up genderbends specifically to thumb their noses at trans people.  

rule 63 was originally a guy thing, sexual objectification thing. it states ‘for every male character, there’s a female version of that character’, and not because the dudes who were into it cared about having more realistically rendered female heroes in their media. it was made popular on 4chan and porn boards and comics+gaming forums because you could reduce a manly male character into a sexy tits-and-ass pinup. there were related kinks of sissification, but mostly it was about getting to jerk it to a sexy female version of a previously unappealing, macho male character. 

then women got hold of the rule and started going, okay. let’s look at the female version of this male character. let’s talk about being a woman in a man’s world. let’s talk about rorschach’s misogyny, tony stark’s womanizing, batman’s grimness, the fact there’s one girl ninja to every four or five guy ninjas, let’s talk about that in the hypothetical context of these male heroes being women instead. if there’s a girl version for every male character, what does that mean? what’s her story? 

and it became this really amazing lens for female fans to interrogate stories through, to examine the effects of sexism and misogyny and masculinity, to introduce another woman into a story with very few, to identify with fully-rendered heroes of the fan’s own gender. and to interrogate the very nature of gender, which led into the development of genderbends where the character’s gender identity didn’t necessarily match their assigned sex, and from there an increasing interest in, and familiarity with, trans characters, trans people, and trans issues. 

so like. people now reducing the issue to ‘cis people are gross and hate trans people’ is pretty ridiculous. it ignores basically twenty years of women questioning, confronting and then dismantling the de-facto heteronormative, exploitative male gaze in order to create the radically progressive fandom atmosphere as we know it today on tumblr. 

I’d been trying to put into words my issue with the idea that genderbent versions of characters are somehow automatically, innately transphobic, and I think you pretty well nailed it.

Originally, it was called ‘genderswap’ or ‘genderswitch’, which was rightfully criticized for reinforcing a binary view of gender. Hence why it is now ‘genderbend‘. Things can bend in many directions.

Jul 17, 2015 42,114 notes
#cool #fandom

catceleste:

my strangest legacy - in high school, for one reason or another (I can’t remember) my friends and I wrote “34 days until March 2nd” on the whiteboard in the drama classroom. It was completely arbitrary but we kept it it up, “30 days until March 2nd”  ”23 days until March 2nd” etc. It spread around enough that the entire school is buzzing about what is going to happen on March 2nd. We figure we should think of something and decide to bring in cake. There were about 13 of us in total committed to bringing a cake. On March 2nd, during 3rd period lunch we all entered the cafeteria in a line (the parade of the cakes) and laid them out—a grand cake buffet for everyone in that lunch period. We did it the next year. And after we graduated it kept going.

This past March 2nd was the 9th year they’ve done it. It’s become a school sponsored event. There are t-shirts for this thing every year. March 2nd is cake day. I am a god. 

Jul 17, 2015 469,233 notes
#i love epic tales

chlochloariadne:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

heres to my size 3-8 girls. heres to my slightly squishy ladies who, whenever they have shown the slightest discomfort in their bodies, have been shut down immediately because “i would kill to have a body like yours!!!!!” “shut the fuck up youre so skinny wtf” “youre not gonna get all gross and anorexic are you?”

heres to my girls with skinny arms but a chubby belly. heres to my girls with a double chin but impossible waistline. heres to my girls with thick thighs and a flat butt. heres to my girls with disproportionate bodies. heres to my girls who were never “skinny enough,” or “big enough.” heres to you. youre fucking flawless.

Jul 17, 2015 220,757 notes
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