Rise Up, Oh Heart, For There is Another Battle to Win

magneito:

“feminism isn’t really about equality it’s a hate movemen-”

toukos:

u ever have that friend where ur like. yes lets get an apartment together. lets adopt 200 cats. lets DO IT

primalooze:

a piece of advice from somebody who’s been through this a few times already: if somebody gives you a bad vibe trust your gut

People don’t appreciate gut instinct enough: it’s your brain picking up on tiny little things that don’t register consciously.  Yeah, you might get the occasional false positive, but false negatives are rare.  

fullyactivated:

sherlacking:

Feminism is knowing that you don’t have to wear things to impress a man

Feminism is also knowing that it’s okay to wear things to impress a man if you want to

Society forgets the first part, tumblr forgets the second part

slipandstumble:

heatherbat:

ineedmasculism:

kajiraraven:

mr-cappadocia:

I’m anti-feminist for many of the same reasons I’m an atheist.

So you don’t believe women exist?

Its okay. I’m an atheist because I don’t believe in something I can’t see or touch. I suppose women are much like that for you.  

Somebody get him some ice.

okay, but a dude has to do it, cause he’s gonna freak the fuck out if he sees some floating ice coming over to him.

10/10

oheska:

so there was a bug in my room so i got my mom to kill it because i hate bugs and then she was like

“you have to learn to kill bugs for your girlfriend”

and i was like

“ill get my boyfriend to do it”

and thats how i came out to my mom

tampontampoff:

“NO HOMO!”  the teenage boy screams.  but its too late.  the gays have already arrived

ricekrispyjoints:

so the high school i’m teaching at is offering an empowerment workshop for girls

and some male students asked where was the male empowerment workshop

and I said ”Our entire society is a male empowerment workshop. Look around you.”

and they got realllll quiet

harrysthefather:

harrysthefather:

does anyone ever like get all happy bc when u wipe theres no blood and u think your period is over so u stop wearing pads/tampons but then like 3 hours later u go to the bathroom adn u cry bc ur underwear is ruined and u were wrong and betrayed by ur vagina 

i dont know if youre reblogging this because you’re agreeing with me or laughing at me 

queen-of-fallen-angels:

crowley-for-king:

magicalmusing:

samanddeanandcasarelove:

mishafer:

farrahda5hy:

mishafer:

Do you ever wonder about Balthazar’s vessel? Like, what if he was a button-down, conservative Christian guy who was so honoured to be chosen by an angel. And then the first night Balthazar has him as his vessel he gets drunk & has a huge fucking orgy. 

#i bet he was a kindergarten teacher

*Sunday school teacher.  

Kindergarten teacher at a private Christian school

Wow

It got better.

don-gately:

lokis-army-at-221b:

“Mycroft, I have somebody and having somebody is not as bad as we thought and i’m really worried about you because you are alone.”  —Sherlock in the Empty Hearse, basically

“Also my somebody is gone now because I did stupid things but he’s still my somebody and even if it hurts it doesn’t mean I regret the fact of having had a somebody and will tell you not to get one ever” aka character development

fireandwonder:

nooowestayandgetcaught:

swanjolras:

y’know, some of the ground rules for behavior on tumblr make me squint

don’t give people your true name or they will be able to control you

stories are an acceptable form of payment

the inhabitants hide their real forms behind glamours and avatars

the longer you play here, the harder it is to leave

#actual sidhe court of the internet tbqh

You think you’ve only been here a few hours, but then you realize that years have passed.

buckybarneswho:

Let’s be honest everyone would rather watch a Black Widow movie than antman

arrafrost:

hopeyou-findthatswimmingpool:

I’m writing a modern version of Romeo and Juliet for english class and I’m making them dumb teenagers like they should be and I thought tumblr might appreciate some excerpts from my planning document

Oh yeah and romeo’s going to be sulking about rosaline friendzoning him at the start

I’m really trying to emphasise the ‘stupid kids’ thing here

Six people are dead

catiebat:

benedoodle-cumberpoodle:

lapfulofmisha:

isabela-stole-my-book:

44% of the audience of Guardians of the Galaxy is female and all the speculation states that women went to see it for Chris Pratt’s body. I don’t think that’s fair. Maybe (and this is crazy) they just like kickass movies with space shit and explosions. Maybe women can do things without men being their motivation. Maybe.

Bless you

I WENT FOR THE TALKING RACCOON MOTHAFUCKAS

I AM GROOT

I went because I’m a die-hard Marvelite and to watch people blow shit up, to be honest.

billy-pilgrims:

[writes paper] this doesnt make any sense [prints it] [doesn’t proofread] [hands it in for a grade]

autasha:

steve rogers was an irish-american with disabilities growing up in 30s new york in a gay neighborhood and some people actually believe he would be conservative

sn0ttylexiss:

exfatalist:

trekual-innuendos:

Lets have a dystopian future movie where none of the actors are white

Not a single one

No reason

No explanation

There’s just no white people and not a single character questions it

Watch how quickly people notice and get pissed off

but wouldn’t it be better to put one white extra in the far background of a huge crowd shot for a few frames, so we could point to them every time someone gets pissed off?

This!