Rise Up, Oh Heart, For There is Another Battle to Win

theoryofwar:

milgramexperiment:

tall people: if we are walking together please take into consideration my tiny legs. i cant keep up with you. please think of my tiny legs i dont want to be jogging to keep up with your leisurely stroll you TITANS

Just get a pair of roller skates and hang on to my sleeve, we don’t have all day.

margotkim:

In today’s installment of “This rule only exists because something went terribly wrong,” I learned that surgeons write “no” on the legs they AREN’T supposed to amputate.

boneycircus:

gallifrey-feels:

Coming to the unwelcome realization that you are trapped in a Lovecraftian friendship like “You’re my best friend and I think you’re amazing but I’m pretty sure that if you started resurrecting corpses I would just shrug and help out”

Accurate as ever.

belle-addams:

furything:

can you believe that there are legal nipples and illegal nipples

That’s it, that’s actually it.

spoopydraggon:

kindacanadian:

HEY TUMBLR STAFF YOU DICKWEEDS

SOME OF US HAVE EPILEPSY

SOME OF US ARE SERIOUSLY AFFECTED BY BRIGHT, FLASHING GIFS

MOST TUMBLR USERS ARE COURTEOUS AND DON’T POST BRIGHT, FLASHING GIFS, OR POST TRIGGER WARNINGS, BECAUSE PEOPLE HAVE FUCKING SEIZURES

I DIDN’T ASK TO FOLLOW YOU

I DIDN’T WANT THIS SHITTY UPDATE

AND BECAUSE OF YOU I HAD A SEIZURE. 

EVERY SEIZURE I HAVE MEANS ANOTHER 6 MONTHS I CAN’T DRIVE. FUCK. YOU.

staff see this, this is a problem. STOP THAT. 

residentgoodgirl:

People associate blackness with hypermasculinity. we live in a world where black women are automatically less delicate, less elegant, never vulnerable, angrier, more aggressive. and where black men are automatically emotionless, more viril, beast-like, more violent, more dangerous, etc.