I don’t think writers realize that “strong female character” means “well written female character” and not “female character who punches stuff and shoots stuff”
asexual stereotypes:
• weird obsession w/ dragonswhere is the lie
SAY IT WITH ME
- the mitochondria are not “deep”
- the mitochondria are not “quirky”
- the mitochondria are the fucking powerhouse of the cell
- STOP ROMANTICIZING MITOCHONDRIA
You can’t stop me
This whole website is on something
the best thing about disney songs is singing every character’s part in them with your best impression of their voice
#I’M NEVER GONNA CATCH MY BREATH #saygoodbyetothosewhoknewme #boY was I a FOOL in SCHOOL forr cutting GYMMMMMM #thIS guy’s got ‘em scared to DEATH!#HOPE HEDOESN’T SEE RIGHT THROUGHME #now I really wish that I knew how to SWIMMMMM
B E A M A N
THAT IS EXACTLY HOW I SING MULAN
I genuinely believe that if a whole city is not safe, you should reblog every post you see a horrible situation, to let everyone know that it’s not safe.
If any of your followers are in SYDNEY CBD, and they haven’t heard anything on the hostage situation in Martin Place, then here is a post to let everyone know that you should stay as far away from the city as you can, until it’s safe.
To everyone in Sydney, please stay aware, alert & stay safe.
honestly mr brightside can be in any playlist. make out playlist? mr brightside. getting over someone? mr brightside. funeral? you bet your sweet ass mr brightside will be on it
the ceo of abercrombie and fitch has a lot of nerve saying that ugly people shouldn’t wear his clothes when he looks like an albino orc from the lord of the rings
fashion
Now is the time to reblog this.
I’ve been awaiting this picture.
#alternate punchline: they all get asked if they want to become teachersan english major, an art major, and a film major walk into a bar
they all get ridiculed for pursuing what they love
plot twist: together they create the most dramatically intricate and visually compelling pieces of cinema the world has ever seen and make a cultural milestone and also a billion dollars
okay i need to talk about an issue
so like does anyone remember the shrek 2 dvd
and how it had this:
and then like…there was for no reason simon cowell
and he seriously sat on a fuckin panel with shrek and fiona like this was a regular fuckin thing for them
and then like at the end u could choose which act u wanted to win and if u chose a really horrible one simon would throw the letter away and just declare himself the winner
…
we need to talk about this.
OH MY GOD THERE’S PROOF. I HAVE THOUGHT THAT THIS WAS A HALLUCINATION OR SOME SHIT FOR YEARS.
so i went into the other french class to drop off some things for the professor
and they were learning about compraritives and superlatives and the prof was like
“how do you say ‘i am better than you’?”
some kid in the back yelled “je suis beyoncé” and i lost my shit so hard
so my brother showed me this website that translates the time of day into hexidecimal color
i could watch this all day~
Two scientists walk into a bar
The first says “I’ll have some H2O.”
The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.”
Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.
THAT GIF
the other version
The other night I had a dream that there had been some kind of apocalyptic disaster and everyone was running around trying not to die and my glasses had been lost. I am a goddamn mole–I can barely see six inches in front of my face. So dream-me sort of accidentally rebuilt society during the Epic Search for Prescription Lenses. I literally had a dream about rebuilding a post-apocalypse society just so I could have a pair of glasses, and the horrifying part is that it’s actually something I would do. Like “yeah, I’m sorry that the apocalypse happened and all, but come on, guys, priorities.”
This has been a PSA about how Moran is absolute trash.
Jesus was a homeless Palestinian anarchist who held protests at oppressive churches, advocated for universal health care and redistribution of wealth, before being arrested for terrorism, tortured and executed for crimes against the state, now go ahead and explain to me why he’d vote conservative. I’ll wait.
i find the idea of platonic soul mates so fucking amazing, like imagine finding someone who you feel complete with but you don’t have to worry about losing them to messy romance because they’ll be your best friend forever instead
daily reminder that there is no wrong way to be bi. you can be:
- asexual biromantic
- bisexual aromantic
- homosexual biromatic
- bisexual heteroromantic
- bisexual biromantic
- or any other combination that includes bisexual or biromantic
- with any preferences for any gender
- YOU ARE STILL BI AND WELCOME IN THE BI COMMUNITY
Do you ever memorize a person’s voice? Like you can construct a sentence in your mind that that person’s never said, and yet you hear them say it.
Is that a thing people can do?????????
yea
there are people that cant do that??????????
remember when a girl from my school wore a dress the same color as the green screen at prom
oh yes
her date did too
That is actually kind of awesome.
atheists who think that religion is the problem and not the way religions have been instiutionalized and manipulated to suit the desires of those in power are the worst
but of course that would require white atheist dudebros to do some self reflection and fuck knows that will never happen
yes, this