we’re literally random people around the world sitting on the internet telling bad jokes to each other why the fuck is this the most important thing i’ve got going on
Reblog for a pun in your ask. I will do every singe one.
I did not lie, I have done over 130 of them.
HOLY ASS CRACK
see, i am God
16K NOTES AND I GOT ONE??? HOW THE HELL-
Ok, so I decided that I’ll come out of the closet to my grandparents in summer 2015.
If you think being transgender is all fine reblog this.
I will write down every single one’s url’s to a book who reblogs this till 29.6.2015 and I’ll show it to my grandparents to prove that being transgender isn’t really that bad thing.
Thought they’ve never accepted me as I am but I can still try.
Good definition of science fiction: “No, it doesn’t make sense, but it’s internally consistent in the lack of sense it’s making.”
Your rules don’t need to be realistic, they just need to be rules.
a bunch of moms are making letters+audio recordings of affirming, validating letters to queer/trans* people who don’t get that kind of support from their moms
i would say more about it but
im kind of busy in this puddle of tears on the floor so
In case any of my followers don’t have this kind of support from home…
my mom did this and if you need an honourary mother i promise she would be happy to talk to you
OUR SISTERS AND MOTHERS AND LOVED ONES ARE GOING MISSING AND GETTING MURDERED AND STEPHEN HARPER DOESNT THINK ITS A BIG ENOUGH ISSUE BECAUSE ***NOBODY IS TALKING. NOBODY IS CARING***!!!!!!
this is your captain speaking, AND THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SHOUTING.
when you type too fast and send “holy hit”
When you’re typing too fast and send “holy sit”
I’ve had many-a-stupid addition buT THIS IS BEAUTIFUL
do u have some of those friends where u cant even remember how u became friends u just suddenly were friends
When you discuss the wage gap, here are a few things to keep in mind:
- Only white women make $0.77 to a man’s dollar.
- Black women make about $0.68 to a man’s dollar.
- Latina women make about $0.58 to a man’s dollar.
Intersectionality matters.
I will keep reblogging this to point out that disabled people, including men, make 22 cents on the dollar. Mostly because it is legal to pay us below minimum wage, but whatevs.
2015 trend: answering the question “are you a feminist?” with the question “are you not?” in order to make not being a feminist sound more like the ridiculous, illogical thing that it is.
If it does not infuriate you that Leelah Alcorn will be buried in a suit, with the wrong name written on her gravestone, unfollow me this fucking second.
Hi y’all You all should sign and share this petition to Obama to enact a law called Leelah’s Law to Ban Transgender Conversion Therapy
This was Leelah Alcorn’s last wish, please share
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOST
captainamerica-in-middle-earth:
why is blood so hard to wash off of your hands?
I JUST REALIZED HOW BAD THIS SOUNDS FOR THE RECORD I HAD A NOSE BLEED IM NOT A SERIAL KILLER
hydrogen peroxide dissolves blood. just fyi
do you think if you gave someone a huge shot of hydrogen peroxide straight into their bloodstream it would kill them?
Hydrogen peroxide + a tick full of blood =
Nice
Reblog if you’d still love your friend if they came out for being gay, lesbian, bi, or any other sexual orientation that isn’t straight
Like ninety percent of my social group is gay as all fuck. I would have no friends if I had a problem with this.
HAVE SOME PENGUINS CHASING A BUTTERFLY
I keep thinking oh man, I’m so immature. How am I allowed to be an adult.
Then I spend time with teenagers.
And it’s like, wow, okay, yeah. I am an adult. I am so adult. Look at me adulting all over the place.
adulting all over the place
pronouns are not a “”“privilege”“” they are a right they are not weapons to use in arguments they are not an optional nickname they are someones identity