Rise Up, Oh Heart, For There is Another Battle to Win
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Know what’s real fucked? Every other age group has the correct aged actors representing them except teenagers. Adults play adults - children play children; but teenagers are played by more adults. Why? Because apparently our body changes from puberty are too ugly for TV. So what happens? We go through those years looking at the perfect “teenagers” and wondering why we don’t look like that.
Don’t cheat on people, because the rest of their fucking life at 1am or when vodka fills their veins all they’re going to wonder is why the hell they weren’t enough for you and it will slowly tear them apart, and just because you aren’t there anymore doesn’t mean it isn’t your fault because every “I love you” that you ever said will echo in their god dammed head and no one deserves that.
I’m going to reblog this again.
and if you automatically did either one of the two, or both, don’t even fucking hesitate
I Didn’t Think I Shipped It But The Fic Writers for This Ship Really Brought Their A Game: a memoir.
me: yes!!! i fell good about myself!! i am confident and happy and am proud of what i enjoy!!!
someone else: says something vaguely insulting about something i like
me: i am so sorry i am a terrible awful person i hate myself so much i am just so awful i should just go die
Clint Barton’s By No Means Comprehensive List of Statements To Be Fact-Checked (Because Steve and Barnes Have Proven To Be Liars and Cheaters and Should No Longer Be Allowed to Edit Wikipedia Pages, JARVIS Please Do Something About That ASAP)
Alec: “I’m just very good at what I do.”
Parker: “This is the score! The score!”
Alec: “Age of the geek, baby.”
Eliot: “Somebody kiss this man so I don’t have to.”
–Leverage (The Nigerian Job, S1E1)
Darcy Lewis has always had a way with words, both spoken and written. Anyone who meets Darcy knows how well can talk, but a far smaller number of people are ever exposed to her writing. Darcy’s mother is one of those few, and she keeps a file folder full of her daughter’s…
An opinion without 3.14159 is just an onion.
Fuck right off
The next time there’s an awkward silence, try whispering, “Did you forget your line?”
#or when you can’t think of anything to say sigh dramatically and yell LINE
I ADORE THIS.
Are you telling me that there are problems between Marvel’s Agent Carter fans and Marvel’s Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D fans?
Let me see… they are two absolutely amazing shows with fantastic characters….. both are Marvel’s shows. So why should have been problems now?
Besides, have you really…
I bought my friend an elephant for their room.
They said “Thank you.”
I said “Don’t mention it.”
Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?
PLEASE EXPLAIN
Girls don’t want boys, girls want Agent Carter to get six full seasons and a movie,
Yes, yes, legalize gay, sure. But have you ever considered weaponizing gay?
Unfortunately, yes, yes they have.
IM GONNA PISS
Dear young females,
if a man ever interrupts you say “excuse me I wasn’t finished.” and finish ur statement. The looks u get and his mortified reaction will make u unstoppable.
demand respect.Replace the “me” with “you” and its perfect. Never make it sound like you’re the one who is in the wrong.
YES
fights in the s’chn t’gai household must be wild. like “father, i find your behavior illogical” “my son spock, it is your behavior that is illogical” two weeks pass without them speaking to each other at all after those intense accusations were flung
RDJ is 5’ 8½”
Gwyneth (5’ 9”) and we know she is wearing killer heels ALL the time
Chris (6’ 0½”)
Problem solved.
I think I just bloody died scrolling down and seeing rdj wearing heels.
always reblog rdj in his hooker heels
bisexuality is a lot like spock. he’s both human and vulcan. however, humans view him as being strictly vulcan and vulcans view him as a human blight.
…shockingly accurate, and also an excellent reference.
