i find the idea of platonic soul mates so fucking amazing, like imagine finding someone who you feel complete with but you don’t have to worry about losing them to messy romance because they’ll be your best friend forever instead
soulmate AU where you wake up on your 18th birthday with the first words your soulmate will say to you tattooed on your body so you’ll know them when you meet them
There is a plausible theory that no IKEA employee has ever actually applied for the position. Instead, they were all once mere customers looking to buy reasonably priced furniture… But they got lost in the store, unable to find an exit. Each night after close, smartly dressed office people sweep the aisles for poor, aimless souls. They tenderly dry their tears, hand them a t-shirt, and whisper, “Welcome aboard.”
you know when you think you’re a little less marvel trash than you used to be but then marvel releases something new and you realise that nothing has changed…. nothing will ever change….
self care is valid and good, but at some point you gotta step back and check that you’re actually truly caring for yourself, which sometimes means bullying yourself into getting up and getting air and light, and eating healthy, and doing the things you dont really want to do but you know are good for you. sometimes taking naps and letting yourself off are the best options to be good to yourself, but sometimes theyre not, and you should be careful about it.
YOU ARE ALLOWED TO WATCH TV SHOWS FOR A SINGLE CHARACTER OR SHIP. BECAUSE YOU SHOULD DO THINGS THAT MAKE YOU HAPPY.UNLESS BANK ROBBERY MAKES YOU HAPPY, IN THAT CASE, JUST CHEAT AT MONOPOLY.
why dont we ever talk about how movies condition girls to associate glasses and curly hair with ugliness because that is so fucking damaging to young girls who grow up seeing girls who look like them always be the “before” of every makeover
read this post. read it again. read it two more times. read it aloud. i want this to be ingrained into peoples’ minds
Can we please just talk about how sassy Professor McGonagall was?
Just look:
"Ah, of course. There is no need to tell me any more, Ms. Granger. Which one of you will be dying this year?"
I mean really:
"I should have made my meaning plainer," said Professor McGonagall, turning at last to look at Umbridge directly in the eyes. "He has achieved high marks in all Defense Against the Dark Arts tests set by a competent teacher."
So much sass:
"Are you quite sure you wouldn't like a cough drop, Dolores?"
She's just full of it:
"I doubt it will make much of a difference," said Professor McGonagall coldly, "unless a mad axe-man is waiting outside the doors to slaughter the first into the entrance hall."
Her zingers are the best:
"Well, usually when a person shakes their head," said McGonagall coldly, "they mean 'no.' So unless Miss Edgecombe is using a form of sign language as yet unknown to humans --"
Seriously though:
"You look in excellent health to me, Potter, so you will excuse me if I don't let you off homework today. I assure you that if you do die, you need not hand it in."
And finally, my all-time favorite:
"It unscrews the other way."
if you’re ever worried about what you wanna do after college just remember that my best friend graduated and said “i wanna be a mermaid” and now she performs as a mermaid in aquarium shows
there’s this stereotype that girls are only into comics and nerd culture to get guys, and you know, i think that’s absolutely true. i am definitely here to get guys, specifically steve rogers, do you know where I can find him?
hades isn’t a badass. hades named his three-headed-guard-of-the-underworld-dog spot. hades whispers to his flowers to make them grow. hades grows fruit. there’s no sun in the underworld.
hades isn’t a badass. stop saying this false thing
It has been over a year since I’ve made this post now, and I swear every single fucking day I get notifications out the ass with you shits reblogging it. Let it die.
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the fucking worst is when people are like “you hate people for having a different opinion than you!!!!” like im not shitting on this guy because he thinks pistachio ice cream is gross im shitting on him because he actually believes that i and people like me dont deserve basic human rights and respect and safety
I hate when the media makes The Hunger Games look like a battle for love. Get your bullshit fantasies away. This is about murder, over powered government, and a girl trying to change the way things are. News flash not every girls fantasy is to find true love.
the irony here is that our media is doing exactly what the Capitol did in the books; downplaying the murder, focusing on the bullshit love story
