Rise Up, Oh Heart, For There is Another Battle to Win

mooseandtrickster:

mooseandtrickster:

memes come and go but bees and the skeleton war are forever

i lied. bees are not forever. go to savebees.org to learn more about how you can help

equatings:

google search: how to survive the shitty three weeks of school after thanksgiving and before winter break

thesassycat:

thesassycat:

thesassycat:

thesassycat:

I was so sleep deprived the other day that I tried to zoom in on a paper

wtf I just made that post

oh wait that is my post

I havent slept in 2 days

snarliekelly:

agentbering:

jessepumpkin:

i can only handle so much socializing until i get tired and start getting irritated towards everyone and want to go home and sleep or lock myself in my room and go on the computer

#but until I reach that point I’m a fucking delight and you should appreciate that

This is what it means to be an introvert. Not being shy. This.

thenimbus:

Ok, since Cumberbatch is officially Strange, there needs to be a scene featuring Cumberbatch and Downey Jr. where someone says something along the lines of “No shit, Sherlock” and they both look at each other uncomfortably.

morrigan640:

parenyzia:

kankripeixes:

cant-ride-a-quesadilla:

Cannon = thing that goes boom

Canon = an event that occurs within a published story

they both destroy ships tho

Did you just

he did

paradoxicalechoes:

troylersamazingfire:

strawberrimermaid:

wantstobuildasnowman:

YES

I JUST AWED OUT LOUD I LOVE THIS VERSION

ozymandias271 queenshulamit

theguilteaparty:

reindeerplaydate:

forfuturereferenceonly:

kowka:

haraii:

christmas eve what about christmas adam

happy christmas adam to all men’s rights activists

Please stop pestering us with things like this. This has nothing to do with men fighting for their rights. Eve is short for ‘evening’. Please don’t turn activism into a joke. Thanks.

Someone isn’t having a good christmas adam

Christmas Adam: December 23rd. Comes before Christmas Eve and is generally unsatisfying.

teganintraining:

cool-narcissist:

corporatevagina:

pipedreamexplosion:

emmatavasci:

fucktheflagandfuckyou:

fucktheflagandfuckyou:

Say those three words and I’m yours

I hate capitalism

Fuck the police

Abolish wage slavery

Smash the patriarchy

Dismantle gender stereotypes

*swoons*

the-dragons-thoughts:

Imagine finding a dragon egg one day, and it hatches in your house and thinks you’re its mom. Then the next morning you wake up and find this mini dragon has gathered all the lose change and shiny objects in your house in a pile, and is gnawing on a nickel. And then when you take it out for walks, it picks up every coin it sees cause its a hoarder. And your house is eventually full of coins. And you are rich. And have a dragon.

juiiiiicya:

spooky-louie:

lucyyfunk:

im not scared of death. I’m scared of breaking my moms heart if I die before she does.

Real shit.

Realist shit ever

moonfalora:

rexuality:

a person complaining about puns basically invites every pun enthusiast in the vicinity to come snapping rhythmically from the shadows