Rise Up, Oh Heart, For There is Another Battle to Win

berryciesta:

thatdrumcorpsguy:

m-arcanine:

thatdrumcorpsguy:

If it excites you and scares the crap out of you at the same time that means you should probably do it.

Time to fuck a blender

wait no

I love that it’s “wait no” as opposed to “WAIT NO” like you just kinda read it as:

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bitchs-bakery:

pizzaismylifepizzaisking:

ultralifetips:

HERE Are Some Celebrities

Who Look Like They Could Be Time Travelers. You will be amazed by how close they resemble people from the past. 

They’re time-lords. I’m convinced. The Leonardo DiCaprio one is hilarious :D

That gif is the best gif ever you could use that as a reaction to like everything

trekkie12:

chiltonomics:

pinatapup:

jadebloods:

sunshien:

halogenic:

have you ever had a dream that was so vivid it stuck with you in the back of your mind for years?

i have so many questions

this is another one of those posts where you just sit back and open tag viewer

We have a winner

Don’t you dare tell me we have a winner

AND LET’S NOT FORGET MY ABSOLUTE FAVORITE:

teal-teacup:

Thor is so distressed over the death of his brother Baldr that he drop kicks an unsuspecting dwarf into Baldr’s funeral pyre.

Fucking hilarious is what that is

pregnantfitmom:

casualblessings:

May you have enough money to pay your bills this month with a little extra left over for a bit of fun.

This is one of the nicest things to wish for someone

intpmusings:

Sometimes I wonder whether I have any real intelligence or if I just have enough random bits of surface knowledge to bullshit my way through most things.

neutralnewt:

iiiarclight:

how to be cool

A) cool sunglasses emoji
B)

is that a god damn pun. in emoticon format

doctorangelpenguin:

i-dont-know-you:

geekasaur:

so i brought a cardboard cutout of barack obama to class today

he was even my lab partner

no one really said anything…

i think we all just needed a little change

Is it me or do literally all highschool labs look the same.
every
single
one

I wasn’t going to reblog until the picture loaded and I totally thought I was my high school science lab

lilyfanciesprongs:

staringdownhippogriffs:

sirius i never understood why you act so guilty like why couldn’t you say “nah im just here to kill the rat” instead of “only one will die tonight”

I think people just haven’t completely grasped the concept that Sirius Black is the biggest drama queen of all time

benedicthasthephonebox:

tennants-hair:

no but

each follower you have looked at your blog and thought ”hey that person is cool I like them”

so if you think 100 followers aren’t many, think again

because 100 people genuinely like you

and if that doesn’t cheer you up I don’t know what does

you just made my day

penandpage:

whisperrun:

whisperrun:

theneverendingdrums:

anywigwilldo:

after a while i became convinced that the words were mocking me

Nothing happened. 

I WAS PROMISED A BATTLE

*throws down gauntlet*

Edit: Went back. This is the best thing to happen to my dashboard ever.

Reblogging again because my followers need to see this. To be clear, rebog, go to your actual blog, then click the picture. 

deadkankri:

exuberantneuropsychologist:

shmeeshed:

clevergenius:

the-diarrhea-of-anne-frank:

yea im a girl

yea i play video games

HAHAAHHA JK

yea im a dude

 

of course i play fucking video games

HAHHHAHAHA JK im really a woman

yea im a girl

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yea i play video games

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HAHAHAAHA JK IM OLD GREGG

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indeed i am a boy

indeed i play video games

HAHAHAHA JK IM A SWORDFISH

IT KEEPS GETTING BETTER

ibilateral:

joshpeck:

you’re allowed to find people unattractive but don’t tell them that because it does absolutely nothing for anyone except make the person feel bad why is this such a hard thing to understand

Just because you find someone unattractive it doesn’t mean that they’re not beautiful or attractive.
It just means you don’t find them attractive. It’s subjective.

etodderz:

goatmeats:

I was asking myself just now why they have “16 and pregnant” but not “16 and impregnated a girl” but I realized it would be pretty boring to watch a 16 year old boy play video games and go to school and live life as normal

Whoop there it is