Rise Up, Oh Heart, For There is Another Battle to Win
Month
Written permission to come into my ask box and yell about AUs whenever
j6:
japanese dragon:
- long
- chill
- no wings
- legs
- moustache
- in the seachinese dragon:
- long
- p chill
- no wings
- legs often but not always
- impressive beard
- 9 is a big dealeuropean dragons:
- jerks
- breathing fire
- wings
- often actually a wyvern
- compulsive hoarding
- cavesslavic dragon:
- three fucking heads bro
- can you believe it
- wings and like
- 3 whole headsleviathan:
- honestly probably just a whale and you should all chill
American Dragon:
- jake long
Stand where you are, look around, and list whatever liquidy thing is closest to you. This is now your fanfic lube.
GO THROUGH THE TAGS ON THIS POST OH MY GOD.
i decided to go through the first couple hundred tags (i had to stop bc i was laughing too hard) and here are some highlights
there are times
where castiel
is so
fucking
badass
and then theres times when
“are you on your period”
why yes, i am bleeding today
would you like to join me
it has resurfaced
2000 was almost 14 years ago
2000 was almost 14 years ago
2000 was almost 14 years agothere are high schoolers who were born in the 2000s.
I REPEAT: THERE ARE HIGH SCHOOLERS WHO WERE BORN IN 2000.
I feel like our generation doesn’t know how to handle aging. Like anyone born before 1998 is just like nope.
Pretty much.
good non gendered words to say instead of dude to someone who doesnt want to be called a dude
- buddy
- bud
- pal
- neighbor
- *australian voice* mate
- *cowboy voice* partner
don’t forget
- *strong Russian accent like Siberian winter* COMRADE
*Harsh demonic voice* MORTAL
*metallic voice* FELLOW DECEPTICON
i was ringing up a winter hat for a man the other day and i said “oh, it’s so cute! i love the pom-pom on the top.” and he smiled and agreed and a few seconds later he picked the hat out of the bag and said “you called this a pom-pom?” and i said yes, that’s what i call them, and he explained that he was still learning english before he touched the hat again and said “pom-pom“ in a fascinated voice
literally like 95% of girls have stretch marks on their body and if you’re going to give them a hard time about them then you didn’t deserve to see her body in the first place
BEAUTIFUL SCARS OF LIGHTNING AND THUNDER, BLESSED BE THOSE DAUGHTERS OF THOR
dean’s always on about dying a violent death but what if he just trips over a brick and like, that’s it, that’s the end of the show
One time this girl really hated me and wanted to ruin my reputation or something so one day i was talking to a boy and she came up and really obnoxiously said “you know she has a crush on you right?” and he was like “man i hope so or else this is gonna get really awkward”
She fuckin told my boyfriend that i liked him
people who are not excited for agent carter are not people that i trust
I JUST GOOGLED WHAT CAUSES PERIOD PAINS AND APPARENTLY IT’S BECAUSE THE UTERUS CONTRACTS AND THAT CUTS OFF THE FUCKING BLOOD SUPPLY
PEOPLE WITH PERIOD PAINS ARE LITERALLY FEELING THEIR UTERUS TRYING TO KILL ITSELF
hello yes 911 this is an emergency my uterus is trying to kill itself
EVEN UTERUSES HATE PERIODS SO MUCH THAT THEY WOULD RATHER COMMIT SUICIDE THAN GO THROUGH 5 DAYS OF THAT SHIT
There’s no such thing as:
- Using too much conditioner
- putting on too much eyeliner
- wearing too much black
- being too nervous/sad/angry/happy about someone/something
- liking a band “too much”
- falling for someone too fast/too hard.
just remember that ok
is 25 litres of eyeliner too much
friend I’m not sure how you put on your eyeliner but I sure as hell don’t measure mine in litres
nah but this isn’t even a “friendly reminder” anymore this is an angry as FUCK i am so done with your bullshit kind of FURIOUS reminder that ANCIENT EGYPTIAN ROYALTY PRIOR TO THE PTOLEMYS WERE BLACK POC
NEFERTITI WAS B L A C K
RAMSES II WAS B L A C K
QUEEN TIYE WAS B L A C K
HATSHEPSUT WAS B L A C K
WE HAVE BUSTS OF EGYPTIAN ROYALTY LOOKIN LIKE THIS
AND PEOPLE ARE STILL SUGGESTING THEY MIGHT HAVE BEEN WHITE
FUCK OFF OUT OF HERE
what if every Tumblr user suddenly looses their mouse?
J = Next Post
K = Previous Post
L = Like
N = View Notes
Space = Show Photo
Shift + R = Reblog
Shift + E = Add to Queue
Z + Tab = Switch Blogs
THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING.
I just reblogged this with the command, shit
MAGIC.
Guys I’m crying omg I was drunk please stop reblogging this
They want it to stop…..we reblog it to the extreme
No no no lol please don’t
Forever reblog until 2017
O my god no
i cant stop laughing
until 2017
only 3 more years.
I already added this to my queue, I don’t even know if i’ll still be on tumblr then
when people ask you how school is:
geek culture is so fascinating, it’s like a contest of who can cram more pieces of popular media into the gaping void where a personality should be
