Rise Up, Oh Heart, For There is Another Battle to Win: Archive

riddlemetom:
unfollower:
I like how sweden just decided one day that gender is fucking bullshit so they got a gender neutral pronoun and stopped separating boy clothes and girl clothes and have pictures of spiderman pushing a baby stroller in a toy magazine why isn’t every country like sweden
you push that stroller sassy spiderman!
you fight those bad guys girlfriend!
you style that hair lil’ dude!
and in that moment, i swear we all wanted to be swedish.

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sherrocked:

My little sister is a really pretty girl and she gets dick pics all the time from annoying boys, so being the girl she is, she started using them as blackmail.
She now has about 30 boys doing her bidding because one stepped out of line and she got someone to print out 500 copies of the photo and mailed it to his family.
My sister is 16 and she’s running a black mail Mafia.
She’s going places.

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#adler #this is the plan #if i ever get a dick pic this is the plan

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"James Bond is an Englishman. He has always been an Englishman and should always be played by Englishmen!"

curvesincolor:

A Partial List Of Men Who Are Not English
Sean Connery
George Lazenby
Pierce Brosnan
A Partial List Of Men Who Are English
Idris Elba
Tell me again how your objection to Idris Elba playing James Bond is rooted in his identity as an Englishman.

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#if idris elba becomes james bond #i will watch james bond #after i pull myself together from being a little puddle of glee #and lust

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crabs-in-general:

theblueboxiscoming:
im laughing so hard because no matter what song you listen to

spiderman dances to the beat
no matter what song
ive been testing it and lauing my ass off for an hour
oh yes instrumental

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#perfect post is perfect

crabs-in-general:

theblueboxiscoming:
im laughing so hard because no matter what song you listen to

spiderman dances to the beat
no matter what song
ive been testing it and lauing my ass off for an hour
oh yes instrumental

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secretlylalonde:

If you don’t read my tags you’re missing out on 95% of my personality

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boywhocriedwerewolf:

ohmycarveredlund:
nepeta-lives:
I came out as a queer during football practice when my coach was like “son, you’re having trouble throwing straight” and I replied “I’m also having trouble being straight”. It got very quiet and then coach just shook his head and said “throw the damn ball, Cooper”
i have been laughing for 3 million years
#this sounds like a teen wolf script

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loungezombie:

katyissuperawesome:
zethian:
Legolas what the fuck happened to your elf eyes
LEGOLAS WHAT THE FUCK DID YOUR ELF EYES SEE
fun fact: Orlando Bloom’s eyes are naturally dark brown, but when playing Legolas wears blue contacts. but in the LOTR films sometimes they forgot to put the contact lenses in.
In the Hobbit films they seem to have taken extra care to remember the contact lenses…
that is actually hilarious

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korra:

anyways, i hope “two girls date the same guy and then fall in love with eachother” becomes a television cliche now

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hellanerd:

hellanerd:
hellanerd:
hellanerd:
MY ENTIRE DASH IS NICOLAS CAGE WHAT DID I DO
DID YOU THINK I WAS KIDDING
YOUTUBE NO
MY SISTER CAN GO TO HELL

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#dentists #harry potter #say shit

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#perfect post is perfect

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#basically the whole show #find bad thing #blow up bad thing #annoy bad thing #run #repeat

Play

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#i never knew i needed this

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superclones:

#skye is just as much fitzsimmons shipper trash as I am
skye is running a fuck yeah blog for fitz and simmons t b h

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That awkward moment when you don't know if a car is going to let you cross.

j4ckkme0ff:

kimig11-riker6:
rikerr5:
dumbhumanlikeyou-:
this.
hahahaha
EXACT REACTION OMG
omfg 267% accurate

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letsboldlygomotherfuckers:

letsboldlygomotherfuckers:
swimming pools are so weird man we dig holes in the ground and fill them with liquid we cant breathe in and then spend an hour or so at a time trying not to drown in it
this is my most reblogged post this isn’t how I want to be remembered

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61below:

Headcanon: Darcy Lewis is Sherrinford Holmes

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#the more you know #the more you fucking know

sky-ofstars:

transreyna:
onlinegf:
why are 15 year olds so angry
because the world is a shitty place and fifteen is around the age that people start to realize that
actually this is very accurate

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suzumeca:

shanejayell:
transvantas:
aesthetischen:
warrior-princess-4ever:
homfrog:
What they say:
There is a skeleton inside you.
The truth:
You are inside your skeleton. You are a brain.
What the fuck
Holy fucking shit what the fuck
#GET ME OUT OF THIS BONE JAIL
Even cooler:
YOU ARE A SCRAP OF MEAT PILOTING A BONE MECHA
Shinji get in the fucking bone.

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femme-and-furious:

defend jewish women who are afraid to wear their star of david necklaces because they have been targeted
defend jewish men who are afraid to wear their kippot and peyos because they have been assaulted and murdered
defend jewish students who have been relentlessly harassed by “activists” at their colleges
defend jews who are being blamed for politics they have nothing to do with

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Teaching kids to give handjobs since the 90s

whyiseveryonefalling:

scotchcarousel:
the-funkiest-penguin:
friendly-pedophile:
bellamyyoung:
yourgayfriend:
emisummerful:
You know you’re a lesbian when: You put your finger in it instead.
OH GOD, I ONLY EVER PUT MY FINGERS IN THEM.
I did both…
i did both. i also bent it, what does that tell me now
You kinky son of a bitch.
I used to step on mine until they exploded.

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