Rise Up, Oh Heart, For There is Another Battle to Win: Archive

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#eeeeeeeeeeee! #i want five #adler #get me five

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“Jingle Bells, Hydra smells
SHIELD is really great
I shouldn’t have sang this on Hydra grounds
Oh crap I can’t esc-
MAY OH GOD MAY I’M HERE HELP THEY ARE AFTER ME”—skye, probably (via agentsofbadcomics)

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souleeater:

chichirinoda:
thisfeliciaday:
This is horrifying hahaha. (Via @amberbenson)
LOL, I always wondered this and apparently the answer is more terrible than I ever imagined. GDIT Evolution.
FUCKING HELL, I SUDDENLY APPRECIATE MY MOTHER SO MUCH MORE

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#periods are shitty #respect the women in your life because they suffer through this #fear our badassery

me in the evening: oh, staying up late isn't bad, I'll manage tomorrow
me in the morning: AM I A FUCKING IDIOT

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stardust-rain:

i ship a lot of otps, ot3s, brotps and foetps, but i will never ship anything as fiercely as i do ‘ragtag bunch of misfits turned found family’.

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sansaofhousestark:

doctorkpepper:
henrycavills:
in movies when kids sneak out through their windows and im just like why dont you have screens in your windows who doesnt have screens in their windows what do you just let bees and bugs and birds and shit fly into your room what the fuck
#literally just had to google that #apparently screens are widely used in Australia USA and Canada #in Europe we deal with stuff that comes through the window like a man(x)
this is why you guys had the black plague.

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naughty-chekov:

no mom I don’t want a boyfriend I want a kingdom

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leonardnimoy:

reblog if your family has a plastic bag with plastic bags inside

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remyreaper:

amysfall:
we need a universal hand signal for “my parents don’t know about that”

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#if you don't like the rock #we literally cannot be friends

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I am 100% here for the empowerment of black women.

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naturallycurlycoco:

onlyblackgirl:
LOL y’all ever seen them “pro dark skin” posts/blogs but none the people on there are actually dark skin. The darkest they get is like Keke Palmer. When i talk about dark skin i want to see DARK SKIN
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#oh my dear sweet jesus ladies #you are lovely creatures

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#actually though #what the actual fuck marvel #do you grow these people for particular roles #this is uncanny #at first I literally thought the hulk was just dehulking and then i realized and i was real confused

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born-of-storms:

a puppy or kitten is a 15-year commitment. this holiday season, don’t give one as a gift unless you know the person is ready for that. don’t give them to children who are going to get tired of it when it gets bigger. too many animals end up in the pound in january.

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“nothing will ruin your 20s more than thinking you should have your life together already.”—I need to write this on every wall of my room. (via thisyearsgirls)

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#actually very important

wentworthsbitch:

bayoread:
myrtlewilson:
judedeluca:
myrtlewilson:
none of your mythological faves were even remotely straight like welcome 2 the real world jackass hercules had a fuckton of anal sex
People believe what they choose to.
it’s literally not a matter of belief there is literally a vase with a painting of zeus fucking his cupbearer ganymede while ganymede is holding a dildo like u can’t just not believe in thousand year old pottery
O H MY GOD

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arachnids-arisen:

arachnids-arisen:
arachnids-arisen:
i mean dude
2013 even looks like a shitty number to me and it was a shitty year
2014 looks so much more appealing to me.
2014 is going to be a good year, i can feel it.
no words can explain how wrong i was.
LITERALLY NOT SAYING ANYTHING ABOUT 2015 Y’ALL ARE ON YOUR OWN

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#this is why i want a parrot